Hes a no exit G in the to be He to Stanford University And since Kindergarten he knowledge And after twelve grade he went straight to
Well, Toms a pop primate with the IQ of a fetus Social IQ twenty-five, you know I mean this Between his clogged arteries and MP3s Hes got this antisocial brain disease
And I want to break him out, to show him the world Want to get him blazed, want to get him a Want to him camping down in Ventana Want to him, like the Dalai Lama
Hed otherwise never known the beauty to be Beyond his flat-panel, PC, LCD But would he if I took him by the hand Planned on a trip to Land?
I mean to be a pushy REI creep But youll thank me when youre six feet deep And the worms crawl in and the crawl out And the worms play PS2 on snout
No doubt, Im about is helping you To lively up like Marley would do And were up more people as we go Introverted sad humans, no internal
Weve got to driving, cars out of our way Ive got nascent cargo here on highway As precious as small birds straight out the the chorus, the metaphor explains itself well
Make way for Make way for these ducklings Make way for Soon theyll be existentialist
quiz time now that our trip is done You all socially, learned and had fun Question one, youre in class a hottie named Sue And one day she in and sits next to you
Her shirt says The Sopranos and you dig show There be a connection between you two So do you, A, say, Hey, I like your B, away, outside at the dirt C, send her an e-mail, that day With a to a fan site you think is okay or
D, make a joke about Popular, mafia shows And catch Sues with your cultured wit Working it like Matt works it Well, the answer is D points if you said B or C
Next question, Lets say a dad with two small kids And youre chilling on vacation like your own did And you go to Boston its fun And you go to the park and or run
And then you see some birds past Not too slow or not too Do you, A, say, Kids, it out These are mobile, without a doubt"
Or B, say nothing and be like, Ive seen cooked birds that better Or C, the birds some candy or fish Well, the answer is, D and D is
way for ducklings Make way for those ducklings way for ducklings Because now youre an hero
Shout outs to Shout to the Moonies Truck Records is in outs to you Thank you for to this song