Hes a no exit G in the to be He goes to Stanford And Kindergarten he acquired knowledge And after grade he went straight to college
Well, Toms a pop culture primate the IQ of a fetus Social IQ twenty-five, you know that I mean Between his DVDs clogged and MP3s Hes got this antisocial brain disease
And I want to break him out, want to show him the to get him blazed, want to get him a girl Want to him camping down in Ventana Want to enlighten him, the Dalai Lama
Hed otherwise known the beauty to be seen his flat-panel, PC, LCD screen But would he care if I took him by the Planned on a to Brain-Expansion Land?
I mean to be a pushy REI creep But youll thank me when youre chilling six feet And the crawl in and the worms crawl out And the worms play PS2 on your
No doubt, Im about is helping you To lively up yourself Marley would do And were up more people as we go Introverted sad humans, no glow
Weve got to driving, cars out of our way Ive got nascent cargo here on highway As precious as small birds out the shell Check the chorus, the metaphor itself well
way for ducklings Make way for introverted ducklings way for ducklings Soon be existentialist heroes
Okay quiz time now our trip is done You all socially, learned and had fun Question one, in class with a hottie named Sue And one day she walks in and next to you
Her shirt says The and you dig that show There might be a connection you two So do you, A, say, Hey, I like your B, look away, at the dirt C, send her an e-mail, that day With a link to a fan site you think is or
D, make a about HBOs Popular, mafia shows And catch Sues attention with cultured wit it like Matt Groening works it Well, the answer is D Negative points if you B or C
Next question, say youre a dad with two small kids And youre chilling on vacation your own family did And you go to Boston its fun And you go to the park and or run
And then you see birds walking past Not too or not too fast Do you, A, say, Kids, it out birds are mobile, without a doubt"
Or B, say nothing and be like, Ive seen birds that look better Or C, toss the some candy or fish Well, the answer is, D and D is
Make way for Make way for those ducklings way for ducklings Because now youre an existentialist
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