Hes a no G in the place to be He goes to University And since Kindergarten he acquired And after twelve grade he straight to college
Well, Toms a pop culture primate the IQ of a fetus Social IQ twenty-five, you that I mean this his DVDs clogged arteries and MP3s Hes got this mental brain disease
And I want to break him out, want to show him the Want to get him blazed, to get him a girl Want to take him down in Ventana Want to him, like the Dalai Lama
Hed otherwise never the beauty to be seen Beyond his flat-panel, PC, LCD But would he care if I took him by the Planned on a trip to Land?
I dont to be a pushy REI creep But youll thank me when youre six feet deep And the worms crawl in and the worms out And the worms PS2 on your snout
No doubt, what Im about is you To lively up like Marley would do And were picking up people as we go Introverted sad humans, no internal
Weve got to keep driving, out of our way Ive got nascent cargo here on lifes As precious as small birds out the shell the chorus, the metaphor explains itself well
Make way for way for these introverted ducklings Make way for Soon theyll be heroes
Okay quiz time now our trip is done You all socially, learned and had fun Question one, youre in with a hottie named Sue And one day she walks in and sits to you
Her shirt says The Sopranos and you dig that might be a connection between you two So do you, A, say, Hey, I like your B, look away, at the dirt C, send her an e-mail, later day With a to a fan site you think is okay or
D, make a about HBOs Popular, uncensored mafia And catch attention with your cultured wit Working it like Matt Groening it Well, the is D obviously Negative if you said B or C
Next question, Lets say youre a dad with two kids And youre on vacation like your own family did And you go to Boston its fun And you go to the park and or run
And then you see some birds walking Not too or not too fast Do you, A, say, Kids, it out birds are mobile, without a doubt"
Or B, say and be like, Whatever Ive seen birds that look better Or C, toss the birds some candy or Well, the is, D and D is this
way for ducklings Make way for migrating ducklings way for ducklings Because now youre an existentialist
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