Hes a no G in the place to be He goes to Stanford And since Kindergarten he knowledge And twelve grade he went straight to college
Well, Toms a pop primate with the IQ of a fetus Social IQ twenty-five, you that I mean this his DVDs clogged arteries and MP3s Hes got antisocial mental brain disease
And I to break him out, want to show him the world to get him blazed, want to get him a girl Want to him camping down in Ventana to enlighten him, like the Dalai Lama
Hed otherwise never the beauty to be seen his flat-panel, PC, LCD screen But would he care if I him by the hand Planned on a trip to Brain-Expansion
I dont to be a pushy REI creep But thank me when youre chilling six feet deep And the worms in and the worms crawl out And the worms play PS2 on snout
No doubt, what Im is helping you To lively up yourself like would do And picking up more people as we go Introverted sad humans, no glow
got to keep driving, cars out of our way Ive got cargo here on lifes highway As precious as small birds out the shell Check the chorus, the metaphor explains itself
way for ducklings Make way for these ducklings way for ducklings Soon be existentialist heroes
Okay time now that our trip is done You all socially, learned and had fun Question one, youre in class a hottie named Sue And one day she in and sits next to you
Her shirt says The and you dig that show might be a connection between you two So do you, A, say, Hey, I like your B, look away, at the dirt C, send her an e-mail, later day With a to a fan site you think is okay or
D, make a joke about Popular, uncensored shows And catch Sues attention with cultured wit Working it like Matt Groening it Well, the answer is D Negative points if you B or C
Next question, Lets say youre a dad with two kids And youre chilling on like your own family did And you go to because its fun And you go to the and walk or run
And you see some birds walking past Not too slow or not too Do you, A, say, Kids, it out These birds are mobile, a doubt"
Or B, say and be like, Whatever Ive seen birds that look better Or C, toss the birds candy or fish Well, the answer is, D and D is
way for ducklings Make way for those migrating way for ducklings Because now an existentialist hero
outs to Tomahawk Shout to the Moonies Truck is in effect outs to you Thank you for listening to song