Hes a no exit G in the to be He goes to University And since Kindergarten he knowledge And after twelve grade he went to college
Well, Toms a pop culture primate with the IQ of a Social IQ twenty-five, you that I mean this Between his DVDs clogged arteries and Hes got this antisocial mental disease
And I to break him out, want to show him the world to get him blazed, want to get him a girl Want to him camping down in Ventana Want to enlighten him, the Dalai Lama
Hed otherwise known the beauty to be seen Beyond his flat-panel, PC, LCD But would he care if I took him by the on a trip to Brain-Expansion Land?
I mean to be a pushy REI creep But youll thank me when youre six feet deep And the worms crawl in and the crawl out And the worms PS2 on your snout
No doubt, Im about is helping you To lively up yourself like Marley do And were up more people as we go Introverted sad humans, no internal
Weve got to driving, cars out of our way Ive got nascent cargo here on highway As as small birds straight out the shell Check the chorus, the explains itself well
way for ducklings Make way for these introverted way for ducklings Soon theyll be existentialist
Okay time now that our trip is done You all grew socially, and had fun one, youre in class with a hottie named Sue And one day she in and sits next to you
Her shirt says The Sopranos and you dig show There be a connection between you two So do you, A, say, Hey, I your shirt B, look away, outside at the C, send her an e-mail, that day With a link to a fan site you think is or
D, make a about HBOs Popular, mafia shows And Sues attention with your cultured wit Working it Matt Groening works it Well, the is D obviously points if you said B or C
Next question, Lets say youre a dad two small kids And youre on vacation like your own family did And you go to because its fun And you go to the and walk or run
And then you see some walking past Not too slow or not too Do you, A, say, Kids, it out These birds are mobile, a doubt"
Or B, say nothing and be like, Ive cooked birds that look better Or C, toss the birds candy or fish Well, the answer is, D and D is
way for ducklings Make way for those migrating Make way for now youre an existentialist hero
Shout to Tomahawk Shout outs to the Truck is in effect outs to you Thank you for listening to song