Hes a no G in the place to be He to Stanford University And since Kindergarten he acquired And twelve grade he went straight to college
Well, Toms a pop culture primate the IQ of a fetus Social IQ twenty-five, you know that I this Between his DVDs clogged and MP3s Hes got this antisocial brain disease
And I want to break him out, want to him the world Want to get him blazed, want to get him a to take him camping down in Ventana Want to enlighten him, the Dalai Lama
Hed otherwise never known the to be seen his flat-panel, PC, LCD screen But would he if I took him by the hand Planned on a trip to Land?
I dont mean to be a pushy REI But youll thank me youre chilling six feet deep And the worms in and the worms crawl out And the worms play PS2 on snout
No doubt, what Im is helping you To lively up yourself like Marley do And were picking up more as we go Introverted sad humans, no internal
Weve got to keep driving, out of our way Ive got nascent cargo here on highway As precious as small birds straight out the Check the chorus, the metaphor explains well
way for ducklings Make way for introverted ducklings way for ducklings Soon be existentialist heroes
Okay quiz now that our trip is done You all grew socially, and had fun Question one, youre in class with a hottie Sue And one day she walks in and next to you
Her says The Sopranos and you dig that show There might be a between you two So do you, A, say, Hey, I your shirt B, look away, outside at the C, her an e-mail, later that day With a to a fan site you think is okay or
D, make a about HBOs Popular, mafia shows And catch Sues attention with your wit Working it like Matt Groening it Well, the answer is D points if you said B or C
Next question, say youre a dad with two small kids And youre chilling on vacation your own family did And you go to because its fun And you go to the park and or run
And then you see some birds past Not too slow or not too Do you, A, say, Kids, it out These birds are mobile, a doubt"
Or B, say nothing and be like, Ive seen cooked birds look better Or C, toss the some candy or fish Well, the answer is, D and D is
Make way for Make way for migrating ducklings way for ducklings Because now youre an existentialist
Shout outs to outs to the Moonies Truck is in effect Shout to you Thank you for listening to song