Hes a no exit G in the to be He to Stanford University And Kindergarten he acquired knowledge And after grade he went straight to college
Well, Toms a pop culture primate with the IQ of a Social IQ twenty-five, you know I mean this Between his DVDs clogged arteries and Hes got antisocial mental brain disease
And I want to break him out, want to show him the to get him blazed, want to get him a girl Want to take him down in Ventana Want to him, like the Dalai Lama
Hed otherwise never known the beauty to be Beyond his flat-panel, PC, LCD But he care if I took him by the hand Planned on a to Brain-Expansion Land?
I dont to be a pushy REI creep But youll thank me when youre six feet deep And the worms in and the worms crawl out And the worms PS2 on your snout
No doubt, what Im is helping you To lively up yourself Marley would do And picking up more people as we go Introverted sad humans, no glow
Weve got to driving, cars out of our way Ive got cargo here on lifes highway As precious as small straight out the shell Check the chorus, the metaphor explains itself
Make way for Make way for these introverted way for ducklings Soon theyll be existentialist
Okay quiz time now that our is done You all socially, learned and had fun Question one, youre in class with a hottie Sue And one day she walks in and next to you
Her shirt says The Sopranos and you dig that There be a connection between you two So do you, A, say, Hey, I your shirt B, away, outside at the dirt C, her an e-mail, later that day a link to a fan site you think is okay or
D, a joke about HBOs Popular, uncensored shows And catch Sues attention your cultured wit Working it like Matt works it Well, the answer is D Negative if you said B or C
question, Lets say youre a dad with two small kids And youre on vacation like your own family did And you go to Boston its fun And you go to the park and or run
And then you see some birds past Not too or not too fast Do you, A, say, Kids, it out These are mobile, without a doubt"
Or B, say nothing and be like, Ive seen cooked birds that better Or C, toss the birds some candy or Well, the answer is, D and D is
Make way for Make way for migrating ducklings way for ducklings Because now youre an hero
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