Hes a no G in the place to be He goes to Stanford And since Kindergarten he knowledge And after twelve grade he straight to college
Well, Toms a pop culture primate the IQ of a fetus Social IQ twenty-five, you that I mean this Between his DVDs arteries and MP3s Hes got antisocial mental brain disease
And I want to break him out, want to show him the Want to get him blazed, want to get him a to take him camping down in Ventana Want to enlighten him, like the Dalai
Hed otherwise known the beauty to be seen his flat-panel, PC, LCD screen But would he care if I him by the hand Planned on a to Brain-Expansion Land?
I dont mean to be a pushy REI But youll thank me when youre six feet deep And the worms crawl in and the worms out And the worms PS2 on your snout
No doubt, Im about is helping you To up yourself like Marley would do And picking up more people as we go Introverted sad humans, no internal
Weve got to driving, cars out of our way Ive got nascent cargo here on highway As precious as small birds straight out the Check the chorus, the metaphor explains itself
Make way for Make way for these introverted Make way for Soon theyll be heroes
Okay quiz time now our trip is done You all socially, learned and had fun Question one, in class with a hottie named Sue And one day she in and sits next to you
Her shirt says The Sopranos and you dig that There might be a between you two So do you, A, say, Hey, I like your B, away, outside at the dirt C, send her an e-mail, that day With a link to a fan site you is okay or
D, make a joke about Popular, uncensored mafia And catch Sues attention with your wit Working it Matt Groening works it Well, the is D obviously points if you said B or C
Next question, Lets say youre a dad with two kids And youre chilling on like your own family did And you go to because its fun And you go to the and walk or run
And you see some birds walking past Not too or not too fast Do you, A, say, Kids, it out These birds are mobile, a doubt"
Or B, say nothing and be like, Ive seen cooked birds that look Or C, toss the some candy or fish Well, the is, D and D is this
way for ducklings Make way for those ducklings way for ducklings Because now youre an hero
outs to Tomahawk Shout outs to the Truck Records is in Shout to you Thank you for to this song