Hes a no G in the place to be He to Stanford University And since he acquired knowledge And after twelve grade he went to college
Well, a pop culture primate with the IQ of a fetus Social IQ twenty-five, you know that I mean Between his DVDs arteries and MP3s Hes got this antisocial brain disease
And I want to break him out, want to show him the Want to get him blazed, to get him a girl Want to him camping down in Ventana Want to enlighten him, the Dalai Lama
Hed never known the beauty to be seen Beyond his flat-panel, PC, LCD But would he care if I took him by the on a trip to Brain-Expansion Land?
I dont mean to be a pushy REI But youll thank me youre chilling six feet deep And the crawl in and the worms crawl out And the play PS2 on your snout
No doubt, Im about is helping you To lively up yourself like Marley do And were picking up more as we go Introverted sad humans, no internal
Weve got to keep driving, out of our way Ive got nascent cargo on lifes highway As as small birds straight out the shell Check the chorus, the metaphor explains itself
way for ducklings Make way for these ducklings way for ducklings Soon theyll be existentialist
Okay quiz now that our trip is done You all socially, learned and had fun Question one, youre in class with a hottie Sue And one day she walks in and next to you
Her shirt The Sopranos and you dig that show There might be a connection you two So do you, A, say, Hey, I like shirt B, look away, outside at the C, send her an e-mail, later day a link to a fan site you think is okay or
D, make a joke about Popular, uncensored shows And Sues attention with your cultured wit Working it like Matt works it Well, the is D obviously points if you said B or C
Next question, say youre a dad with two small kids And youre chilling on vacation your own family did And you go to because its fun And you go to the park and or run
And then you see some walking past Not too or not too fast Do you, A, say, Kids, it out These birds are mobile, a doubt"
Or B, say and be like, Whatever Ive seen cooked birds look better Or C, the birds some candy or fish Well, the is, D and D is this
way for ducklings Make way for migrating ducklings way for ducklings Because now youre an hero
outs to Tomahawk Shout to the Moonies Truck Records is in outs to you Thank you for to this song