Hes a no exit G in the to be He goes to University And since he acquired knowledge And after twelve grade he straight to college
Well, Toms a pop culture with the IQ of a fetus Social IQ twenty-five, you know that I this Between his DVDs arteries and MP3s Hes got antisocial mental brain disease
And I want to break him out, want to show him the Want to get him blazed, to get him a girl to take him camping down in Ventana Want to him, like the Dalai Lama
Hed never known the beauty to be seen Beyond his flat-panel, PC, LCD But would he care if I him by the hand Planned on a trip to Brain-Expansion
I dont to be a pushy REI creep But youll thank me when youre chilling six deep And the worms crawl in and the crawl out And the worms PS2 on your snout
No doubt, what Im about is you To lively up yourself like Marley do And were up more people as we go Introverted sad humans, no internal
got to keep driving, cars out of our way Ive got nascent cargo here on highway As precious as small straight out the shell Check the chorus, the metaphor explains itself
Make way for way for these introverted ducklings Make way for theyll be existentialist heroes
Okay time now that our trip is done You all socially, learned and had fun one, youre in class with a hottie named Sue And one day she walks in and sits to you
Her shirt says The Sopranos and you dig show might be a connection between you two So do you, A, say, Hey, I your shirt B, look away, outside at the C, her an e-mail, later that day With a link to a fan you think is okay or
D, make a joke about Popular, uncensored mafia And catch Sues attention with your wit Working it Matt Groening works it Well, the is D obviously Negative if you said B or C
Next question, Lets say youre a dad with two small And youre chilling on vacation like your own did And you go to because its fun And you go to the and walk or run
And you see some birds walking past Not too slow or not too Do you, A, say, Kids, it out These are mobile, without a doubt"
Or B, say nothing and be like, Ive seen cooked birds that better Or C, toss the birds candy or fish Well, the answer is, D and D is
Make way for way for those migrating ducklings Make way for now youre an existentialist hero
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