Hes a no G in the place to be He goes to Stanford And Kindergarten he acquired knowledge And after twelve grade he straight to college
Well, Toms a pop primate with the IQ of a fetus IQ twenty-five, you know that I mean this Between his DVDs clogged and MP3s Hes got this antisocial brain disease
And I want to break him out, to show him the world Want to get him blazed, to get him a girl Want to take him down in Ventana Want to him, like the Dalai Lama
Hed otherwise never known the to be seen Beyond his flat-panel, PC, LCD But would he if I took him by the hand on a trip to Brain-Expansion Land?
I dont mean to be a pushy REI But youll me when youre chilling six feet deep And the worms in and the worms crawl out And the worms PS2 on your snout
No doubt, what Im is helping you To up yourself like Marley would do And picking up more people as we go Introverted sad humans, no internal
Weve got to driving, cars out of our way Ive got nascent cargo here on highway As precious as small birds out the shell Check the chorus, the explains itself well
way for ducklings Make way for these ducklings Make way for Soon be existentialist heroes
Okay quiz time now that our trip is You all socially, learned and had fun Question one, youre in class with a named Sue And one day she walks in and next to you
Her shirt says The Sopranos and you dig that There might be a between you two So do you, A, say, Hey, I like shirt B, look away, at the dirt C, send her an e-mail, that day With a link to a fan site you is okay or
D, a joke about HBOs Popular, uncensored shows And catch attention with your cultured wit Working it Matt Groening works it Well, the answer is D Negative points if you B or C
Next question, Lets say youre a dad with two small And chilling on vacation like your own family did And you go to Boston its fun And you go to the park and or run
And then you see birds walking past Not too slow or not too Do you, A, say, Kids, it out These are mobile, without a doubt"
Or B, say and be like, Whatever Ive seen cooked birds look better Or C, toss the some candy or fish Well, the is, D and D is this
Make way for Make way for those ducklings way for ducklings Because now youre an hero
Shout outs to outs to the Moonies Truck Records is in outs to you Thank you for to this song