It's a mack attack, coming from way My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that I'm the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's true Everything say about Playboy Too I'm $hort Dog, ain't nice I g-juice and wouldn't cut it with ice From the Eastside baby, town understand why I'm so down? I'm not a whitewall, I'm a Like a wire wheel I roll Got a new beat, made to get freak It was everything you wanted I can't be weak Yeah that's it, do the split Freak all on my tip I it to my DJ fresh on wax Put it on the turntable, I got It burning up, wires smoking Had to be the sound coming straight Oakland $Hort Dog, it's a attack
My name is Too $hort baby, I don't that jack One young tender lost all Slapped her in the face my dunkey rope Another young tried to front my staff Saw it on his face when they him in half It was the Crew, and I tell you it's true Everything they say about Too I say my rhymes, I'm never fake When you my beat, that's when I break On you, and it don't stop, and it don't stop, and it stop Cause I'm Too $hort baby on the and I'm macking
I'm not a wannabe pimp, I simp Since I walking I had this limp It was a cool type walk, just me The Too I might be young, but I spit game I start it with P, and it ends the If your is lame, remember the name When Too $hort baby, ain't nothing plain Music on the microphone Makes you wanna your hip bone Might break your leg, or maybe back Grooving to hard to my attack It's really not easy, you know hard Sort of just like my car You know what I mean, Vern? like funny I mack legit and make all the See my capital T on my ring We up the beat and love to swing So while you're out there grooving and forth I want you to out "Sir Too $hort" (Sir Too $hort!) Don't that rap (Don't stop that rap!) And just like that Get buy girls, I rap I make big money, that no crap When I grab mic, and spit my rhymes I have an 8 or 909 BEAT So I can rock you all long, SHE'S On my tip, she my song, HE to do it but did it wrong, FREAKS Want to get my all alone, but I'm I got a chance to grab my pen And make another rhyme so I can make more a rush production, not the beat I rushed it out the and hit the street Now I'm one more time girls love my Too $hort rhyme But that big fat better let that go I point right at her say "Ho!" I'm riding Caddy, I don't dip fake I step on the gas then I hit the Do it again as I the beat You're feeling that bass all down the out the car on 9-0 I was wearing all white Had my 501's, five ropes Couldn't be by John the Pope The M, A, C and K, from Oakland, I'm Too $hort baby, no I play, I'm macking
nasty, I like your dance You it looks good in those pants So good, I had to glance Now I'm See this gold? I it all Now night you young freaks call You see my car? my best friend So it you touch, you'll meet end Time will tell, just it cool Don't play that game, be no fool I'll burn rubber all down block You what I want so keep the door unlocked I'm in baby, don't waste no time It's a attack, and now you're mine Dangerous Music is it seems The reason floor just met those jeans I was the game all in your ear talking bout love to a stone cold player Girl look good and wanna that sex Took another look and wanted to break that It's a mack attack, coming way back My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play jack I'm the Dangerous Crew, and I know it's true The only thing say about Playboy Too Is I'm