It's a mack attack, from way back My name is Too $hort baby, I play that jack I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I you it's true they say about Playboy Too I'm $hort Dog, nothing nice I drink and wouldn't cut it with ice From the Eastside baby, Oakland understand why I'm so down? I'm not a whitewall, I'm a Like a Zenith wire I roll Got a new beat, made to get freak It was everything you wanted cause I be weak Yeah baby it, do the split nasty all on my tip I took it to my DJ on wax Put it on the turntable, I got It started up, wires smoking Had to be the sound straight from Oakland $Hort Dog, a mack attack
My is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jack One young tender all hope Slapped her in the face with my dunkey Another young sucker to front my staff Saw it on his face they broke him in half It was the Dangerous Crew, and I you it's true they say about Playboy Too When I say my rhymes, I'm fake When you start my beat, that's when I On you, and it don't stop, and it don't stop, and it stop I'm Too $hort baby on the microphone and I'm macking
I'm not a wannabe pimp, I simp I started walking I had this limp It was a type walk, just like me The Too I might be young, but I spit game I start it with P, and it the same If your brain is lame, the name When it's Too $hort baby, nothing plain Dangerous on the microphone Makes you wanna break your hip Might break your leg, or maybe back Grooving to hard to my mack It's really not easy, you it's hard Sort of like my gangster car You what I mean, Vern? It's like funny I mack and make all the money See my capital T on my ring We hook up the and love to swing So while you're out grooving back and forth I you to scream out "Sir Too $hort" (Sir Too $hort!) Don't stop rap (Don't stop that rap!) And it's just that Get buy girls, I rap I big money, that ain't no crap When I grab that mic, and spit my I have an 8 or 909 BEAT So I can rock you all long, SHE'S On my tip, she my song, HE to do it but did it wrong, FREAKS Want to get my all alone, but I'm I got a chance to grab my pen And make another so I can make more ends It's a production, not the beat I it out the studio and hit the street Now I'm rocking one time Young girls love my Too $hort But big fat girl better let that go I point right at her say "Ho!" I'm drop-top Caddy, I don't dip fake I step on the gas then I hit the Do it as I catch the beat You're feeling that all down the street out the car on 9-0 I was wearing all white Had my 501's, dunkey ropes be saved by John the Pope The M, A, C and K, Oakland, California I'm Too $hort baby, no I don't play, I'm
Freak nasty, I like dance You know it looks in those pants So good, I had to glance Now I'm See this I bought it all Now every night you freaks call You see my car? my best friend So it you touch, meet your end Time will tell, just it cool Don't that game, don't be no fool I'll burn rubber all down block You know what I want so keep the unlocked I'm coming in baby, don't no time It's a mack attack, and now mine Dangerous Music is it seems The reason this floor met those jeans I was the game all in your ear You're talking bout love to a stone player Girl look and wanna have that sex Took another look and wanted to break that It's a mack attack, from way back My name is Too $hort baby, I play that jack I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I know it's The only thing you'll say Playboy Too Is I'm