It's a mack attack, coming way back My name is Too $hort baby, I don't that jack I'm the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's true Everything they say about Too I'm Dog, ain't nothing nice I drink g-juice and cut it with ice From the Eastside baby, Oakland Can't why I'm so down? I'm not a whitewall, I'm a Like a Zenith wire I roll Got a fresh new beat, made to get It was everything you wanted cause I be weak Yeah baby that's it, do the Freak all on my tip I it to my DJ fresh on wax Put it on the turntable, I got It burning up, wires smoking Had to be the sound coming straight from Dog, it's a mack attack
My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that One young tender lost all Slapped her in the with my dunkey rope young sucker tried to front my staff Saw it on his face when broke him in half It was the Crew, and I tell you it's true they say about Playboy Too When I say my rhymes, I'm never When you start my beat, that's I break On you, and it don't stop, and it stop, and it won't stop Cause I'm Too $hort on the microphone and I'm macking
I'm not a wannabe pimp, I simp Since I started walking I had limp It was a type walk, just like me The Too I might be young, but I spit this I start it with P, and it the same If brain is lame, remember the name it's Too $hort baby, ain't nothing plain Dangerous on the microphone Makes you break your hip bone break your leg, or maybe your back Grooving to hard to my attack It's really not easy, you it's hard Sort of just my gangster car You know what I mean, It's like funny I mack legit and all the money See my capital T on my ring We up the beat and love to swing So while you're out there back and forth I you to scream out "Sir Too $hort" (Sir Too $hort!) Don't stop rap (Don't stop that rap!) And just like that Get buy girls, I rap I make big money, that ain't no When I that mic, and spit my rhymes I have an 8 or 909 BEAT So I can rock you all long, SHE'S On my tip, she my song, HE Tried to do it but did it wrong, to get my all alone, but I'm macking I got a chance to grab my pen And another rhyme so I can make more ends It's a rush production, not the I it out the studio and hit the street Now I'm rocking one more Young girls my Too $hort rhyme But that big fat girl let that go I point right at her say "Ho!" I'm riding Caddy, I don't dip fake I step on the gas then I hit the Do it again as I the beat You're feeling bass all down the street out the car on 9-0 I was wearing all white Had my 501's, five dunkey Couldn't be by John the Pope The M, A, C and K, from Oakland, I'm Too $hort baby, no I don't play, I'm
Freak nasty, I like dance You know it looks in those pants So good, I had to glance Now I'm See this I bought it all Now every night you young freaks You see my car? It's my friend So it you touch, you'll your end will tell, just keep it cool Don't play that game, don't be no I'll burn rubber all your block You what I want so keep the door unlocked I'm in baby, don't waste no time It's a mack attack, and now you're Dangerous Music is it seems The reason this just met those jeans I was running the all in your ear You're talking love to a stone cold player Girl look good and have that sex Took another and wanted to break that neck It's a mack attack, from way back My name is Too $hort baby, I play that jack I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I know true The only you'll say about Playboy Too Is I'm