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[MES is the one swearing a
Anyway, this guy goes "Fuckin 'ell, you don' complain for an eleven year old do you?"

-That machine is
-Fuck off it took me ages to get that,
-I want machine
-Yeah yeah right,
-clean

-If I tell a good clean joke, can I that?
-No you fuckin
-I it, honest
-You have it
no VUs coming up there at all. Is it supposed to have VUs on it?
-No, it's not. 'S fuckin' my machine, that. Keep your off it.
-It's your machine. It's a VU-less machine. Sure it's recording, Mark? Better turn the volume up. OK, what call a guy with a spade in his head? Doug.
-Jesus, pathetic.
-What d'you call a guy been dead and buried for 30,000 years? Pete. (nervous laugh) Come on, then, astound me with your wit, Mark.

-Come on, it, let's see what you had to say.
-Erm, we've been through this before, we?
-Right I'll do it for the tape like all them other bands do, we've done it once, but the cameras weren't rolling
-Nah, I'm thinking of my actually.
-So I'm reading Frank Zappa, right, it's an au- a biography by Frank Zappa
[MES totally disinterested]
-And - errrr - it's 1988, I go tup to 1988 and the is about how many things he released, when he released it

-How many offshoots and all shit, and all of a sudden I'm realising, errr
-More interested when you were about Napoleon actually