Lowlife (Living The Highlife)

I got my cat scratch fever eight track
My best friends in a gun rack
I'm a lowlife
I owe everybody money
I think racist jokes are funny
I'm a lowlife
I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
I'm making time, I'm going out with your wife

Cuz I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife

I got kids I never seen
and there momma's seventeen
I'm a lowlife
I take strippers out to breakfast
You can add that to my checklist
I'm a lowlife
Ahh the landlord called
the rent is due
I spent it all on a KISS tattoo
I rock n roll all night

Cuz I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife
Ya I'm a lowlife
Living the highlife

(Guitar solo)

I'm watching porno on the tv
wonderin' why she'd ever leave me
I'm a lowlife
The object of my affection
asked the police for protection
I'm a lowlife
The romance is gone I'm doin' fine
me and your mom had a real good time
just last night

(Guitar solo)

Cuz I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife

I make black music for the white man
Keep cocaine upon my nightstand
I'm a lowlife
Ain't never hung out in the katskills
But I've been to jail in nashville
I'm a lowlife
I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth, I'm making time, I'm going out with your wife

I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife
I'm a lowlife
Livin' the highlife