Half Your Age

Hey now, darlin', you thought it was all fun and games
Runnin' 'round, tellin everyone why we're not together
I guess you just had to feel important

And I'm sure you thought I was just gonna sit back
And take it on the chin, but honey, I'm a songwriter
And that, darlin', is where you end and this song begins

I found someone new who treats me better
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
She's half your age and twice as hot

Oh, she wakes up every mornin and she folds my clothes
Doesn't care about the strippers dancin at my shows
She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know

I found someone new who treats me better
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
She's half your age and twice as hot

Yeah, you know, I found someone new who treats me better
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
And if I [Incomprehensible] it don't upset her
She's half your age and twice as hot

Oh, she don't start trouble cause she dont need drama
She likes it in the mornin' and she loves my momma
I'm her big poppa and she's my little rock n roll

I found someone new who treats me better
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
She's half your age and twice as hot
She's half your age and twice as hot
She's half your age and twice as hot