Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a crowd pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken patter that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days when Joni was playing the smaller, more venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
Bridge is falling down See the people in my They're the ones who it down (It's true been for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London really is falling down, poor thing, it just fell in shame) My fair
Bridge is falling up Save the tea in my cup the cup is cracking up My lady-o (I'll have to get a one)
London Bridge is up for Booze heads put my friend in Spent my bridge money on My lady-o (Sure would've like to bought that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the belonged to me I serve you tarts and tea Smiles, that's all the would be (Don't grant you people would be getting at all) My fair
On the bridge there a car with peculiar flowers It's the it's not ours (Guess looking at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My fair
London is falling down (Something that) London Bridge is down Coming down on London Ice melting in my fridge
(They always, do you know those fridges are terrible, they're always melting things and ice cubes are dripping all the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and your friend turns to you in her very British way and she says: "You know I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can it anyway" and she does)
Coming on London Bridge Mutton rotting in my dow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow (A little music there for your pleasure) down on London Bridge My lady-o