Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a crowd pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken patter that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences in the early days when Joni was playing the smaller, more intimate venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
London Bridge is down See the people in my They're the ones who it down (It's they've been for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London Bridge really is down, poor thing, it just down in shame) My fair
Bridge is falling up Save the tea in my cup the cup is cracking up My lady-o (I'll to get a Pyrex one)
London Bridge is up for heads put my friend in jail Spent my bridge money on My lady-o (Sure like to have bought that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the belonged to me I would you tarts and tea Smiles, that's all the would be (Don't grant you people be getting across at all) My lady-o
On the bridge there a car Painted with peculiar It's the it's not ours (Guess they're at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My fair
London Bridge is down (Something that) London Bridge is coming Coming on London Bridge Ice cubes in my fridge
(They always, do you know those fridges are terrible, they're always melting things and ice cubes are all over the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and your friend turns to you in her very British way and she says: "You I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can serve it anyway" and she does)
down on London Bridge Mutton in my fridge dow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow (A little music there for your pleasure) Coming down on London My fair