Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a crowd pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken patter that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days Joni was playing the smaller, more intimate venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
London is falling down See the people in my They're the ones who bring it (It's true been for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London Bridge is falling down, poor thing, it fell down in shame) My fair
Bridge is falling up Save the tea in my cup the cup is cracking up My fair (I'll have to get a one)
London is up for sale Booze put my friend in jail Spent my money on bail My fair (Sure would've like to bought that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the belonged to me I would you tarts and tea Smiles, all the tolls would be (Don't grant you people would be getting at all) My lady-o
On the bridge stands a car Painted with peculiar It's the Beatles' it's not (Guess they're at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My lady-o
Bridge is falling down (Something that) Bridge is coming down Coming on London Bridge Ice cubes in my fridge
(They always, do you know those fridges are terrible, they're always melting things and ice cubes are dripping all the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and your turns to you in her very British way and she says: "You know I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can serve it anyway" and she does)
Coming down on London Mutton in my fridge Coming (A little music there for your pleasure) Coming down on Bridge My lady-o