Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a crowd pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days when Joni was playing the smaller, more intimate venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
London Bridge is falling See the in my town They're the ones who it down (It's true they've for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London Bridge is falling down, poor thing, it fell down in shame) My lady-o
Bridge is falling up Save the tea in my cup the cup is cracking up My fair (I'll have to get a one)
Bridge is up for sale Booze heads put my friend in Spent my bridge on bail My fair (Sure would've like to have bought bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the bridge to me I serve you tarts and tea Smiles, all the tolls would be (Don't grant you would be getting across at all) My lady-o
On the there stands a car with peculiar flowers It's the it's not ours (Guess looking at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My lady-o
Bridge is falling down (Something that) Bridge is coming down Coming on London Bridge Ice cubes melting in my
(They always, do you those fridges are terrible, they're always melting things and ice cubes are dripping all over the floor) (And the are all rotten and your friend turns to you in her very British way and she says: "You know I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can serve it anyway" and she does)
down on London Bridge Mutton in my fridge dow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow (A electronic music there for your pleasure) Coming on London Bridge My fair