Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken patter that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days when Joni was playing the smaller, more intimate venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
Bridge is falling down See the in my town They're the ones who it down (It's true they've for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London really is falling down, poor thing, it fell down in shame) My lady-o
London is falling up Save the tea in my cup the cup is cracking up My lady-o (I'll to get a Pyrex one)
London Bridge is up for heads put my friend in jail Spent my money on bail My fair (Sure would've like to have that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the bridge to me I would you tarts and tea Smiles, all the tolls would be (Don't grant you would be getting across at all) My fair
On the bridge there a car Painted with flowers the Beatles' it's not ours (Guess they're at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My lady-o
London is falling down (Something that) Bridge is coming down Coming down on London Ice cubes in my fridge
(They always, do you know those fridges are terrible, they're melting things and ice cubes are dripping all over the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and your friend turns to you in her very British way and she says: "You know I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but you think... well, we can serve it anyway" and she does)
down on London Bridge Mutton rotting in my dow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow (A electronic music there for your pleasure) Coming on London Bridge My lady-o