Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a crowd pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken patter that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days when Joni was playing the smaller, more venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
London is falling down See the in my town They're the ones who it down (It's they've been for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London Bridge really is falling down, thing, it just down in shame) My lady-o
London is falling up the tea leaves in my cup Guess the cup is up My lady-o (I'll to get a Pyrex one)
London Bridge is up for Booze heads put my in jail Spent my money on bail My fair (Sure would've like to have that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the bridge to me I serve you tarts and tea Smiles, that's all the tolls be (Don't grant you people would be getting at all) My lady-o
On the there stands a car with peculiar flowers It's the it's not ours (Guess they're at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My fair
London is falling down (Something that) London Bridge is down Coming on London Bridge Ice melting in my fridge
(They always, do you know those fridges are terrible, they're always melting things and ice cubes are all over the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and your friend turns to you in her very British way and she says: "You I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can serve it anyway" and she does)
Coming down on London rotting in my fridge Coming (A little electronic music for your pleasure) Coming down on Bridge My fair