Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a crowd pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken patter that, with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days when Joni was playing the smaller, more intimate venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
Bridge is falling down See the people in my the ones who bring it down (It's they've been for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London Bridge is falling down, poor thing, it just down in shame) My lady-o
London Bridge is up Save the tea in my cup the cup is cracking up My fair (I'll have to get a one)
London is up for sale Booze put my friend in jail Spent my bridge money on My fair (Sure would've like to have that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the belonged to me I serve you tarts and tea Smiles, that's all the tolls be (Don't grant you would be getting across at all) My lady-o
On the there stands a car Painted peculiar flowers It's the Beatles' not ours (Guess looking at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My lady-o
London is falling down (Something that) London Bridge is down Coming on London Bridge Ice melting in my fridge
(They always, do you know fridges are terrible, they're always melting things and ice cubes are dripping all over the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and your turns to you in her very British way and she says: "You know I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can serve it anyway" and she does)
Coming down on Bridge rotting in my fridge Coming (A little electronic music there for pleasure) Coming down on Bridge My lady-o