Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a crowd pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken patter that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days when Joni was playing the smaller, more intimate venues she has enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
Bridge is falling down See the people in my They're the ones who bring it (It's they've been for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London Bridge really is down, poor thing, it fell down in shame) My lady-o
London is falling up Save the tea in my cup Guess the cup is up My fair (I'll to get a Pyrex one)
London is up for sale Booze put my friend in jail Spent my bridge on bail My fair (Sure would've like to have that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the bridge to me I serve you tarts and tea Smiles, that's all the tolls be (Don't grant you people would be getting at all) My lady-o
On the there stands a car with peculiar flowers It's the Beatles' it's not (Guess they're at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My lady-o
Bridge is falling down (Something that) London is coming down Coming down on London Ice cubes melting in my
(They always, do you know those fridges are terrible, they're always melting things and ice are dripping all over the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and your friend turns to you in her very way and she says: "You know I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can serve it anyway" and she does)
down on London Bridge Mutton in my fridge dow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow (A little electronic music for your pleasure) down on London Bridge My fair