Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a crowd pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This includes spoken patter that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days when Joni was playing the smaller, more intimate venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
Bridge is falling down See the in my town They're the ones who it down (It's true they've for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London Bridge really is falling down, thing, it just down in shame) My lady-o
London is falling up the tea leaves in my cup Guess the cup is up My lady-o (I'll to get a Pyrex one)
London is up for sale heads put my friend in jail Spent my bridge money on My lady-o (Sure would've like to have that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the belonged to me I serve you tarts and tea Smiles, that's all the tolls be (Don't you people would be getting across at all) My fair
On the there stands a car Painted peculiar flowers the Beatles' it's not ours (Guess they're at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My lady-o
London Bridge is down (Something that) London Bridge is coming down on London Bridge Ice cubes in my fridge
(They always, do you know those fridges are terrible, they're melting things and ice cubes are dripping all over the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and your friend turns to you in her very British way and she says: "You know I two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can serve it anyway" and she does)
Coming down on London Mutton rotting in my Coming (A little electronic there for your pleasure) down on London Bridge My fair