Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a crowd pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken patter that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days when Joni was the smaller, more intimate venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
London Bridge is down See the in my town They're the ones who it down (It's true they've for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London Bridge is falling down, poor thing, it fell down in shame) My fair
London Bridge is up Save the tea in my cup the cup is cracking up My fair (I'll to get a Pyrex one)
London Bridge is up for Booze heads put my in jail Spent my money on bail My fair (Sure like to have bought that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the bridge to me I would serve you and tea Smiles, that's all the tolls be (Don't grant you people would be across at all) My lady-o
On the bridge stands a car Painted with peculiar It's the Beatles' it's not (Guess they're at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My lady-o
London Bridge is down (Something that) London Bridge is down down on London Bridge Ice cubes in my fridge
(They always, do you know those fridges are terrible, they're always melting and ice cubes are dripping all over the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and friend turns to you in her very British way and she says: "You know I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can serve it anyway" and she does)
down on London Bridge Mutton in my fridge Coming (A little electronic there for your pleasure) Coming on London Bridge My fair