Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a crowd pleaser in her mid-sixties show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken patter that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days when Joni was playing the smaller, more intimate venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
Bridge is falling down See the in my town They're the ones who it down (It's they've been for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London really is falling down, poor thing, it fell down in shame) My fair
London is falling up the tea leaves in my cup Guess the cup is up My lady-o (I'll have to get a one)
Bridge is up for sale Booze put my friend in jail Spent my money on bail My fair (Sure would've to have bought that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the bridge to me I would serve you and tea Smiles, that's all the tolls be (Don't grant you would be getting across at all) My lady-o
On the there stands a car with peculiar flowers It's the Beatles' it's not (Guess looking at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My lady-o
London is falling down (Something that) Bridge is coming down Coming on London Bridge Ice cubes melting in my
(They always, do you know those fridges are terrible, they're always melting and ice cubes are dripping all over the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and your friend turns to you in her very British way and she says: "You I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can serve it anyway" and she does)
Coming down on Bridge Mutton in my fridge dow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow (A little music there for your pleasure) Coming down on Bridge My fair