Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a crowd pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken patter that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days when Joni was playing the smaller, intimate venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
London Bridge is down See the in my town They're the ones who bring it (It's true been for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London Bridge is falling down, poor thing, it just down in shame) My fair
London is falling up Save the tea in my cup Guess the cup is up My lady-o (I'll have to get a one)
Bridge is up for sale Booze heads put my in jail Spent my bridge money on My fair (Sure would've like to bought that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the bridge to me I would serve you and tea Smiles, that's all the tolls be (Don't you people would be getting across at all) My fair
On the bridge there a car Painted with flowers It's the Beatles' not ours (Guess looking at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My fair
Bridge is falling down (Something that) London is coming down Coming down on Bridge Ice melting in my fridge
(They always, do you know those fridges are terrible, always melting things and ice cubes are dripping all over the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and your friend turns to you in her very way and she says: "You know I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can serve it anyway" and she does)
down on London Bridge Mutton in my fridge Coming (A little electronic music there for pleasure) Coming down on Bridge My fair