Joni's lighthearted take on "London Bridge" was a pleaser in her mid-sixties club show, before she signed her first recording contract. This transcription includes spoken patter that, combined with her music, enchanted audiences back in the early days when Joni was playing the smaller, more intimate venues she has always enjoyed most.
(Spoken are in italics)
London Bridge is falling See the people in my They're the ones who it down (It's true been for centuries, by it and saying, you know, London really is falling down, poor thing, it just fell in shame) My fair
London Bridge is up the tea leaves in my cup Guess the cup is up My lady-o (I'll have to get a one)
London Bridge is up for Booze put my friend in jail my bridge money on bail My fair (Sure would've like to have that bridge) (Couldn't let him go to jail)
If the belonged to me I would serve you and tea Smiles, all the tolls would be (Don't grant you people be getting across at all) My lady-o
On the bridge there a car Painted with flowers It's the Beatles' not ours (Guess they're at the bridge) (Hope buy it) My fair
Bridge is falling down (Something that) London Bridge is coming Coming on London Bridge Ice cubes in my fridge
(They always, do you know those fridges are terrible, they're melting things and ice cubes are dripping all over the floor) (And the vegetables are all rotten and your friend turns to you in her very British way and she says: "You know I paid two bob for this. It smells a bit peculiar doesn't it, but don't you think... well, we can it anyway" and she does)
Coming down on Bridge Mutton rotting in my Coming (A little electronic music there for pleasure) Coming down on London My fair