Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acti
Ofession. and I thought it would be interesting to stea... to this idea to the field of mathematics. I always like to make explicit the fact that before I went off not too long ago to figh
The trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I like people to get the idea that I have to do this for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be maki
H, 3000 a year just teaching.

Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky.

Who made me the I am today,
The mathematician others all quote,
Who's the professor made me that way?
The greatest ever got chalk on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich

I am forget the day I first meet the great lobachevsky.
In one word he told me of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade eyes,
Remember why the good made your eyes,
So don't shade eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
Only be sure always to call it 'research'.

And ever since I this man
My is not the same,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach-

I am forget the day I am given first original paper
To write. it was on and algebraic topology of
Locally euclidean parameterization of differentiable
manifold.
moi!
This I from nothing.
But I of great lobachevsky and get idea - ahah!

I have a in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
friend in omsk
Has friend in
With in akmolinsk.
His in alexandrovsk
Has in petropavlovsk,
friend somehow
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And his work is done -
Ha ha! - the fun.
From
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To alexandrovsk to
To tomsk to
To to minsk
To me the will run,
Yes, to me the will run!

And I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And soon
My name in is cursed,
he finds out I publish first!

And who made me a big
And me wealth and fame?
Nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach -

I am never forget the day my book is published.
Every I stole from somewhere else.
Index I copy from old telephone directory.
book was sensational!
Pravda - well, pravda - pravda (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! izvestia (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
Metro-goldwyn-moskva buys movie for six million rubles,
Changing to 'the eternal triangle',
With brigitte bardot playing of hypotenuse.

And who the credit?
And who deserves the
Nicolai ivanovich is his name.
Hi!