Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

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Ofession. and I thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. I always like to make explicit the fact that before I off not too long ago to figh
The trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I don't like people to get the idea that I have to do for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be maki
H, 3000 a year just teaching.

Be that as it may, some of you may had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian mathematician nicolai lobachevsky.

Who me the genius I am today,
The mathematician that all quote,
Who's the professor that made me way?
The greatest that ever got on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach-

I am never forget the day I first the great lobachevsky.
In one word he me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade eyes,
Remember why the good made your eyes,
So shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
Only be always to call it please 'research'.

And ever since I this man
My is not the same,
And ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich

I am never the day I am given first original paper
To write. it was on analytic and topology of
Locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely
manifold.
moi!
This I from nothing.
But I think of great lobachevsky and get - ahah!

I have a in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
friend in omsk
Has friend in
friend in akmolinsk.
His in alexandrovsk
Has in petropavlovsk,
Whose somehow
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And when his is done -
Ha ha! - the fun.
dnepropetrovsk
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To to akmolinsk
To to omsk
To pinsk to
To me the will run,
Yes, to me the news run!

And then I
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty
My name in is cursed,
When he out I publish first!

And who me a big success
And brought me and fame?
Nicolai ivanovich is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach -

I am forget the day my first book is published.
Every I stole from somewhere else.
I copy from old vladivostok telephone directory.
This was sensational!
Pravda - well, - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
Metro-goldwyn-moskva buys movie for six million rubles,
Changing title to eternal triangle',
brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse.

And who deserves the
And who deserves the
ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!