Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acti
Ofession. and I thought it would be to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. I always like to make explicit the fact that before I went off not too long ago to figh
The trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I don't like people to get the idea that I to do this for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be maki
H, 3000 dollars a year teaching.

Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian mathematician ivanovich lobachevsky.

Who me the genius I am today,
The mathematician others all quote,
Who's the professor that made me way?
The greatest ever got chalk on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach-

I am never the day I first meet the great lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's evade your eyes,
Remember why the lord made your eyes,
So don't shade eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
be sure always to call it please 'research'.

And ever since I this man
My is not the same,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach-

I am never forget the day I am first original paper
To write. it was on analytic and topology of
Locally parameterization of infinitely differentiable
manifold.
moi!
This I from nothing.
But I of great lobachevsky and get idea - ahah!

I have a in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
Whose friend in
Has friend in
With in akmolinsk.
His in alexandrovsk
Has in petropavlovsk,
Whose somehow
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And when his work is -
Ha ha! - the fun.
From
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To alexandrovsk to
To tomsk to
To pinsk to
To me the will run,
Yes, to me the will run!

And I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And soon
My name in is cursed,
he finds out I publish first!

And who me a big success
And me wealth and fame?
Nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach -

I am never forget the day my book is published.
Every chapter I stole from else.
Index I from old vladivostok telephone directory.
This was sensational!
- well, pravda - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
buys movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing title to 'the triangle',
With brigitte bardot playing of hypotenuse.

And who the credit?
And who the blame?
Nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!