Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acti
Ofession. and I thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. I always like to make explicit the fact that I went off not too long ago to figh
The trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I don't people to get the idea that I have to do this for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be maki
H, 3000 dollars a year teaching.

Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the of the great
Ian mathematician ivanovich lobachevsky.

Who me the genius I am today,
The mathematician that all quote,
Who's the professor that made me way?
The greatest that got chalk on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich

I am never forget the day I first the great lobachevsky.
In one word he me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's evade your eyes,
why the good lord made your eyes,
So don't your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
Only be always to call it please 'research'.

And ever I meet this man
My is not the same,
And ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach-

I am never forget the day I am given first original
To write. it was on analytic and algebraic of
Locally euclidean of infinitely differentiable
manifold.
moi!
This I from nothing.
But I think of great lobachevsky and get - ahah!

I a friend in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
friend in omsk
Has friend in
With in akmolinsk.
His friend in
Has in petropavlovsk,
Whose somehow
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And his work is done -
Ha ha! - the fun.
From
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To to akmolinsk
To to omsk
To to minsk
To me the will run,
Yes, to me the news run!

And I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty
My name in is cursed,
When he finds out I first!

And who me a big success
And brought me wealth and
ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich -

I am never the day my first book is published.
Every I stole from somewhere else.
Index I copy from old telephone directory.
book was sensational!
Pravda - well, - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
buys movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing title to eternal triangle',
brigitte bardot playing part of hypotenuse.

And who the credit?
And who the blame?
Nicolai ivanovich is his name.
Hi!