Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

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Ofession. and I thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. I always like to explicit the fact that before I went off not too long ago to figh
The trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I don't like people to get the idea that I have to do this for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be
H, dollars a year just teaching.

Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian mathematician ivanovich lobachevsky.

Who me the genius I am today,
The mathematician that all quote,
Who's the professor that made me way?
The greatest that ever got on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach-

I am forget the day I first meet the great lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's evade your eyes,
Remember why the lord made your eyes,
So don't your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
Only be sure always to it please 'research'.

And ever since I meet man
My is not the same,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich

I am never forget the day I am given first paper
To write. it was on and algebraic topology of
Locally parameterization of infinitely differentiable
manifold.
moi!
This I from nothing.
But I think of great and get idea - ahah!

I a friend in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
friend in omsk
Has in tomsk
With in akmolinsk.
His in alexandrovsk
Has in petropavlovsk,
Whose friend
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And when his is done -
Ha ha! - the fun.
From
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To alexandrovsk to
To tomsk to
To to minsk
To me the will run,
Yes, to me the news run!

And then I
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty
My in dnepropetrovsk is cursed,
he finds out I publish first!

And who made me a big
And me wealth and fame?
ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach -

I am never forget the day my first is published.
Every chapter I stole from else.
Index I copy from old vladivostok directory.
book was sensational!
Pravda - well, pravda - pravda (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! izvestia (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
Metro-goldwyn-moskva buys movie rights for six rubles,
Changing title to eternal triangle',
With brigitte playing part of hypotenuse.

And who the credit?
And who the blame?
ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!