Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acti
Ofession. and I thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. I like to make explicit the fact that before I went off not too long ago to figh
The trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I like people to get the idea that I have to do this for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be maki
H, dollars a year just teaching.

Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky.

Who me the genius I am today,
The mathematician that all quote,
Who's the that made me that way?
The greatest that ever got on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach-

I am never forget the day I first the great lobachevsky.
In one word he me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good made your eyes,
So don't your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
be sure always to call it please 'research'.

And since I meet this man
My is not the same,
And ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach-

I am never forget the day I am first original paper
To write. it was on analytic and algebraic of
Locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely
manifold.
moi!
This I from nothing.
But I think of great and get idea - ahah!

I have a in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
friend in omsk
Has in tomsk
friend in akmolinsk.
His in alexandrovsk
Has in petropavlovsk,
friend somehow
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And his work is done -
Ha ha! - the fun.
dnepropetrovsk
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To to akmolinsk
To to omsk
To to minsk
To me the news run,
Yes, to me the news run!

And I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty
My in dnepropetrovsk is cursed,
When he out I publish first!

And who me a big success
And me wealth and fame?
Nicolai ivanovich is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach -

I am forget the day my first book is published.
chapter I stole from somewhere else.
Index I copy from old vladivostok directory.
This was sensational!
Pravda - well, - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
Metro-goldwyn-moskva movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing to 'the eternal triangle',
With brigitte bardot playing of hypotenuse.

And who the credit?
And who the blame?
ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!