Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great russian director stanislavsky and the secret of in the acti
Ofession. and I it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. I always like to make explicit the fact that before I went off not too long ago to figh
The trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I don't like to get the idea that I have to do this for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be maki
H, 3000 dollars a just teaching.

Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and here, in explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky.

Who made me the I am today,
The that others all quote,
Who's the that made me that way?
The that ever got chalk on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich

I am never the day I first meet the great lobachevsky.
In one he told me secret of success in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade eyes,
Remember why the lord made your eyes,
So shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
Only be always to call it please 'research'.

And ever since I this man
My is not the same,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach-

I am never forget the day I am given original paper
To write. it was on and algebraic topology of
Locally euclidean parameterization of differentiable
manifold.
moi!
This I from nothing.
But I think of great and get idea - ahah!

I have a in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
friend in omsk
Has in tomsk
friend in akmolinsk.
His friend in
Has in petropavlovsk,
friend somehow
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And when his is done -
Ha ha! - the fun.
From
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To alexandrovsk to
To tomsk to
To pinsk to
To me the news run,
Yes, to me the will run!

And then I
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And soon
My in dnepropetrovsk is cursed,
When he finds out I first!

And who made me a big
And brought me and fame?
ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach -

I am never forget the day my book is published.
Every chapter I stole somewhere else.
Index I from old vladivostok telephone directory.
This was sensational!
- well, pravda - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
Metro-goldwyn-moskva movie rights for six million rubles,
title to 'the eternal triangle',
With brigitte playing part of hypotenuse.

And who the credit?
And who deserves the
Nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!