Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

For many years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acti
Ofession. and I thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the of mathematics. I always like to make explicit the fact that before I went off not too long ago to figh
The trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I don't like people to get the that I have to do this for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be maki
H, 3000 dollars a year teaching.

Be that as it may, of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky.

Who me the genius I am today,
The mathematician others all quote,
Who's the professor that made me way?
The greatest that ever got on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach-

I am never forget the day I meet the great lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good made your eyes,
So don't shade eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
Only be sure to call it please 'research'.

And ever since I meet man
My is not the same,
And nicolai ivanovich is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach-

I am never forget the day I am first original paper
To write. it was on analytic and topology of
Locally parameterization of infinitely differentiable
manifold.
moi!
This I know nothing.
But I think of great and get idea - ahah!

I a friend in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
Whose friend in
Has friend in
friend in akmolinsk.
His in alexandrovsk
Has in petropavlovsk,
Whose friend
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And when his work is -
Ha ha! - the fun.
From
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To alexandrovsk to
To to omsk
To to minsk
To me the news run,
Yes, to me the news run!

And I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty
My name in is cursed,
When he finds out I first!

And who me a big success
And brought me and fame?
Nicolai ivanovich is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach -

I am forget the day my first book is published.
Every chapter I stole from else.
Index I copy from old telephone directory.
This was sensational!
Pravda - well, - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
buys movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing title to eternal triangle',
With brigitte bardot playing of hypotenuse.

And who the credit?
And who the blame?
ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!