Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

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Ofession. and I it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. I always like to make explicit the fact that before I went off not too long ago to figh
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Be that as it may, some of you may have had to run into mathematicians and to wonder therefore how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian mathematician nicolai lobachevsky.

Who me the genius I am today,
The mathematician others all quote,
Who's the professor that made me way?
The greatest that ever got on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach-

I am never forget the day I first the great lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of in mathematics:
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work your eyes,
Remember why the good lord made eyes,
So shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
Only be sure to call it please 'research'.

And ever since I meet man
My is not the same,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach-

I am never the day I am given first original paper
To write. it was on analytic and algebraic of
Locally euclidean of infinitely differentiable
manifold.
moi!
This I from nothing.
But I think of lobachevsky and get idea - ahah!

I have a in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
Whose in omsk
Has friend in
friend in akmolinsk.
His friend in
Has in petropavlovsk,
friend somehow
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And when his is done -
Ha ha! - the fun.
From
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To alexandrovsk to
To tomsk to
To to minsk
To me the news run,
Yes, to me the will run!

And I write
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And pretty
My name in is cursed,
he finds out I publish first!

And who me a big success
And me wealth and fame?
Nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
ivanovich lobach -

I am never the day my first book is published.
Every chapter I stole from else.
I copy from old vladivostok telephone directory.
This was sensational!
Pravda - well, - pravda said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
Metro-goldwyn-moskva buys movie for six million rubles,
Changing to 'the eternal triangle',
With bardot playing part of hypotenuse.

And who deserves the
And who deserves the
Nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!