Luyện nghe bài hát Lobachevsky

For years now, mr. danny kaye, who has been my particular idol since childbirth, has been doing a routine about the great russian director stanislavsky and the secret of success in the acti
Ofession. and I thought it would be interesting to stea... to adapt this idea to the field of mathematics. I always like to make explicit the fact that I went off not too long ago to figh
The trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I like people to get the idea that I have to do this for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be maki
H, 3000 a year just teaching.

Be that as it may, some of you may have had occasion to run into mathematicians and to wonder how they got that way, and here, in partial explanation perhaps, is the story of the great
Ian nicolai ivanovich lobachevsky.

Who me the genius I am today,
The that others all quote,
Who's the professor that made me way?
The greatest that ever got on his coat.

One man the credit,
One man the blame,
And ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach-

I am never forget the day I first meet the lobachevsky.
In one word he told me secret of success in
Plagiarize!

Plagiarize,
Let no one else's work evade eyes,
Remember why the good lord your eyes,
So don't your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, -
be sure always to call it please 'research'.

And ever I meet this man
My is not the same,
And nicolai lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai lobach-

I am never forget the day I am first original paper
To write. it was on analytic and topology of
Locally parameterization of infinitely differentiable
manifold.
moi!
This I know nothing.
But I think of lobachevsky and get idea - ahah!

I have a in minsk,
Who has a in pinsk,
Whose friend in
Has friend in
friend in akmolinsk.
His friend in
Has in petropavlovsk,
Whose friend
Is now
The in dnepropetrovsk.

And when his is done -
Ha ha! - the fun.
From
To petropavlovsk,
By way of iliysk,
And novorossiysk,
To to akmolinsk
To tomsk to
To pinsk to
To me the news run,
Yes, to me the will run!

And then I
By morning, night,
And afternoon,
And soon
My in dnepropetrovsk is cursed,
When he finds out I first!

And who me a big success
And brought me wealth and
Nicolai ivanovich is his name.
Hi!
Nicolai ivanovich -

I am forget the day my first book is published.
chapter I stole from somewhere else.
Index I from old vladivostok telephone directory.
book was sensational!
Pravda - well, pravda - said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
But izvestia! said: (russian double-talk)
It stinks.
buys movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing to 'the eternal triangle',
With brigitte playing part of hypotenuse.

And who the credit?
And who the blame?
ivanovich lobachevsky is his name.
Hi!