Well we've all heard times Little Johnny, Get in trouble at school, filthy mouth, He called a teacher a tool, his honour technology During science, the he respected, Wrote down his defiance with a unexpected, Of what would be, massive chunks of ice fall in the sea And Johnny comes in school and says, Mum, a star on fire in the sky, And it scares me I don't why, Little Johnny's got in his eyes and his mum says, Calm down son, we don't want anymore of floods in here, Remember last year we nearly lost the house, And the mouse that ran around the drowned So look here now, Johnny's on a mission, to Parliament, by his own admission, It's an he expects and he's gonna let his anger flow So starts a talk for the MPs and the speaker, 'Bout his worries for the Earth but lost in the ether, Johnny daft so he leaves and he wipes up the thermostat He locks them inside, they be breathing, Now Little outside, the MPs are on fire, So Johnny gets his dad along with the of the fire brigade Aimed for the as Little Johnny did a cry, The world in and all the faders shut an eye, And of them were sailors, And were scared of chopping and catastrophe 'Cause a star on fire in the sky, And it me I don't know why, Little Johnny's got tears in his and his mum says, Calm down son, we don't want of them floods in here, Remember last year when we nearly the house, And the mouse that ran the kitchen drowned So off went the water and came the heat, All the way to an ice age degree, And Johnny out, 'I'll turn the key if you can all agree' So in Johnny, not so little now, at my school, our ... says how, The a lesson and prior to concession for us all to see 'Cause there's a star on in the sky, And it scares me I know why, But Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says, Calm down son, we don't want anymore of them in here, Remember last year when we lost the house, And the mouse that ran the kitchen drowned