Well we've all heard about Little Johnny, Get in trouble at school, filthy mouth, He a teacher a tool, during his honour technology During science, the he respected, Wrote his defiance with a subject unexpected, Of would be, when massive chunks of ice fall in the sea And Johnny comes in school and says, Mum, a star on fire in the sky, And it scares me I know why, Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says, Calm down son, we want anymore of them floods in here, last year when we nearly lost the house, And the mouse ran around the kitchen drowned So look now, Little Johnny's on a mission, to Parliament, by his own admission, It's an argument he expects and gonna let his anger flow So Johnny starts a for the MPs and the speaker, 'Bout his worries for the Earth but they're in the ether, Johnny ain't daft so he leaves and he wipes up the He locks them inside, cannot be breathing, Now Johnny's outside, the MPs are on fire, So Johnny gets his dad along with the rest of the fire for the windows as Little Johnny did a cry, The world in and all the faders shut an eye, And none of them sailors, And were scared of chopping and catastrophe 'Cause there's a star on in the sky, And it scares me I don't why, Little got tears in his eyes and his mum says, Calm down son, we don't want anymore of them in here, last year when we nearly lost the house, And the that ran around the kitchen drowned So off the water and down came the heat, All the way to an ice age degree, And Johnny shouted out, 'I'll turn the key if you can all So in comes Johnny, not so now, Back at my school, our ... how, The teacher's a lesson and prior to for us all to see there's a star on fire in the sky, And it scares me I know why, But Little Johnny's got in his eyes and his mum says, Calm down son, we don't want anymore of floods in here, Remember year when we nearly lost the house, And the that ran around the kitchen drowned