Well we've all times about Little Johnny, Get in at school, filthy little mouth, He called a teacher a tool, his honour technology science, the teacher he respected, Wrote his defiance with a subject unexpected, Of what would be, massive chunks of ice fall in the sea And comes in from school and says, Mum, there's a star on in the sky, And it me I don't know why, Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says, Calm son, we don't want anymore of them floods in here, Remember last when we nearly lost the house, And the mouse that ran the kitchen drowned So look now, Little Johnny's on a mission, to Parliament, by his own admission, It's an argument he expects and he's gonna let his anger So starts a talk for the MPs and the speaker, 'Bout his worries for the but they're lost in the ether, Johnny ain't daft so he leaves and he wipes up the He locks them inside, they be breathing, Now Little outside, the MPs are on fire, So Johnny gets his dad along with the rest of the fire for the windows as Little Johnny did a cry, The flooded in and all the faders shut an eye, And none of were sailors, And were scared of chopping seas and 'Cause a star on fire in the sky, And it scares me I don't why, Little Johnny's got in his eyes and his mum says, Calm down son, we don't want anymore of floods in here, Remember last when we nearly lost the house, And the mouse that ran the kitchen drowned So off the water and down came the heat, All the way to an ice age degree, And shouted out, 'I'll turn the key if you can all agree' So in comes Johnny, not so now, Back at my school, our ... how, The a lesson and prior to concession for us all to see 'Cause a star on fire in the sky, And it me I don't know why, But Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says, Calm down son, we don't anymore of them floods in here, last year when we nearly lost the house, And the mouse that ran the kitchen drowned