Well we've all heard times Little Johnny, Get in at school, filthy little mouth, He called a teacher a tool, during his honour science, the teacher he respected, Wrote his defiance with a subject unexpected, Of would be, when massive chunks of ice fall in the sea And Johnny in from school and says, Mum, there's a star on in the sky, And it scares me I don't why, Little Johnny's got tears in his and his mum says, down son, we don't want anymore of them floods in here, Remember last year we nearly lost the house, And the mouse that ran around the kitchen So look now, Little Johnny's on a mission, to Parliament, by his own admission, It's an argument he expects and he's gonna let his anger So Johnny starts a for the MPs and the speaker, 'Bout his worries for the Earth but lost in the ether, ain't daft so he leaves and he wipes up the thermostat He locks them inside, cannot be breathing, Now Little outside, the MPs are on fire, So Johnny gets his dad with the rest of the fire brigade Aimed for the windows as Johnny did a cry, The world flooded in and all the faders an eye, And none of them sailors, And were scared of seas and catastrophe 'Cause a star on fire in the sky, And it me I don't know why, Little Johnny's got in his eyes and his mum says, Calm down son, we don't want of them floods in here, Remember last year when we lost the house, And the mouse that ran the kitchen drowned So off went the and down came the heat, All the way to an ice age degree, And Johnny shouted out, 'I'll turn the key if you can all So in Johnny, not so little now, Back at my school, our ... how, The a lesson and prior to concession for us all to see 'Cause there's a star on in the sky, And it scares me I know why, But Little got tears in his eyes and his mum says, Calm down son, we don't want of them floods in here, Remember last when we nearly lost the house, And the mouse that ran the kitchen drowned