Well we've all heard times Little Johnny, Get in trouble at school, filthy mouth, He called a teacher a tool, his honour technology science, the teacher he respected, Wrote down his with a subject unexpected, Of what would be, when massive of ice fall in the sea And Johnny comes in school and says, Mum, there's a star on in the sky, And it me I don't know why, Little Johnny's got in his eyes and his mum says, down son, we don't want anymore of them floods in here, Remember year when we nearly lost the house, And the mouse ran around the kitchen drowned So here now, Little Johnny's on a mission, to Parliament, by his own admission, It's an argument he expects and he's gonna let his anger So starts a talk for the MPs and the speaker, his worries for the Earth but they're lost in the ether, Johnny daft so he leaves and he wipes up the thermostat He locks them inside, cannot be breathing, Now Little outside, the MPs are on fire, So Johnny gets his dad with the rest of the fire brigade Aimed for the as Little Johnny did a cry, The world flooded in and all the shut an eye, And of them were sailors, And were scared of chopping and catastrophe 'Cause there's a star on in the sky, And it scares me I don't why, Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says, Calm down son, we don't anymore of them floods in here, Remember last year we nearly lost the house, And the mouse ran around the kitchen drowned So off went the water and down the heat, All the way to an ice age degree, And Johnny shouted out, turn the key if you can all agree' So in Johnny, not so little now, Back at my school, our ... how, The a lesson and prior to concession for us all to see 'Cause there's a on fire in the sky, And it scares me I don't why, But Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says, Calm down son, we don't want of them floods in here, Remember last when we nearly lost the house, And the mouse that ran the kitchen drowned