Literal Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer

Fade in to the left hand
of a sleepy man how did
he fall asleep
here
help up the sleepy hooded
man thats what beds
are for drag him cross the
stone floor
front shot then
a shot from the
ceiling he could
get carpet burn
slow fade
cut to white.on the boat
looking ahead
holding on a rope
i am nausous now im
alone walking away
im afraid of heights
oh s*** how'd i get
up here... if i fall
i would be dead made it down alright
i feel great argh goh come on
whoever shot that
arrow 's gonna pay
enter bald guy with a cape
break the arrow off you
can take a bald guy . then
you see a bald guy joined by
some other guys
run up in slow motion
kick a guy in the head stab
his friend spin around
roll of punch a face
start off in slow motion
first use a speed hack
grab a sword use it to deflect
stab him in the back
get down just in time
and slap him in the
face friendly fires on
aperently
why unsheath your blade
make them use their own
COME ON LET ME GET MY WHEPS IN SLOW MO
i am the first X-man that joke's
ahead of our time
but you'er still gonna die
who the hell is that guy the
second X-Man
dont watch him walk away
or you'll lose a hidden blade
and get surrrounde ooh white
enter bald guy with a cape
Ezio plans his ecscape
boss waits patiencely Ezio shakes free
all the roayal guards peed themselfs
boss call 'em off with his right hand
slow dramatic zoom pan doesn't
faze the hooded man
cape clap bald guy senteses Ezio to
die then he sees Altiar from the first game
he used to jump of those anyway
under each of those there's a bail
of hay after
you sycronize .leap of faith
nod at the bird and people die
every where people die