Here's a story a bloke named Jerry Got then got real lairy In the club he acted Then came on to a boxers
So he got out His face swelled up like a rainbow His girl found out the But he couldn't explain 'cause he a tooth
I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, I wanna and scream, I wanna die I wanna be arrested, I be molested And I've damaged my Next let's do it again
An 'bout a man named Clive Wasn't one to drink drive But after all he'd been for a His local's a bit far to back
A month later and sitting in court For the two he cut short Man slaughter he's For the pain he inflicted
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And down to the pub, on to the My turning, oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Here's a story about a chap named Drank 4 in hour and a half Though the night had just 'Cause his local pub was till one
The morning out in the country Hung and on the hunt he Was still and pissed himself off his horse and shot himself!
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
on drink, come on drink, come on drink
Our lives Our liquid Our lives Our lives
Our lives Our lives Our liquid Our lives
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our lives Our liquid This is how we all
Here's a story about a girl named Got wasted got date raped When they told the doctors she'd
They no chemicals was in her bloodstream nothing malicious but the alcohol levels were suspicious'' When asked who had hurt her, poor old couldn't remember
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And to the pub, on to the club My turning, oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, this is how we all
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our liquid Our lives This is how we all