Here's a story about a bloke named Got slaughtered then got lairy In the he acted absurd Then came on to a boxers
So he got out His face swelled up like a trout His found out the truth But he couldn't 'cause he lost a tooth
I drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight I wanna and scream, I wanna die I wanna be arrested, I wanna be And I've my brain Next weekend let's do it
An 'bout a man named Clive Wasn't one to usually drink But after all been for a snack His a bit far to walk back
A month later and he's sitting in For the two he cut short Man slaughter he's For the pain he inflicted
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our lives, this is how we all survive
a story about a chap named Garth Drank 4 pints in hour and a the night had just begun 'Cause his local pub was till one
The morning out in the country Hung over and on the he Was still drunk and himself off his horse and shot himself!
Spinning, my head is up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our lives, this is how we all survive
Come on drink, come on drink, come on
Our liquid Our liquid Our liquid Our liquid
Our liquid Our lives Our lives Our liquid
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our liquid Our lives is how we all survive
Here's a about a girl named Kate Got wasted then got date When they told the doctors seen
They found no was in her bloodstream ''Well nothing malicious but the alcohol levels suspicious'' When asked who had hurt her, old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our liquid Our lives is how we all survive