Here's a story about a bloke Jerry Got slaughtered then got real In the club he acted came on to a boxers bird
So he got out His swelled up like a rainbow trout His girl out the truth But he couldn't 'cause he lost a tooth
I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, I wanna shout and scream, I die I wanna be arrested, I wanna be And I've my brain Next weekend do it again
An 'bout a man named Clive Wasn't one to usually drink But after all been for a snack His local's a bit far to back
A month later and sitting in court For the two he cut short Man slaughter he's For the pain he inflicted
Spinning, my head is up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My turning, oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Here's a story about a chap Garth Drank 4 pints in hour and a Though the had just begun 'Cause his pub was open till one
The next morning out in the Hung over and on the he Was still and pissed himself off his horse and shot himself!
Spinning, my head is up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, this is how we all
Come on drink, on drink, come on drink
Our lives Our lives Our liquid Our lives
Our liquid Our liquid Our liquid Our lives
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our lives Our liquid This is how we all
a story about a girl named Kate Got wasted then got raped When they told the doctors seen
They found no chemicals was in her ''Well malicious but the alcohol levels were suspicious'' When asked who had her, poor old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our lives, this is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our liquid Our lives is how we all survive