Here's a story a bloke named Jerry Got slaughtered got real lairy In the club he absurd Then came on to a bird
So he got out His face swelled up like a trout His girl found out the But he couldn't explain 'cause he lost a
I drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight I shout and scream, I wanna die I wanna be arrested, I be molested And I've damaged my Next weekend let's do it
An anecdote a man named Clive one to usually drink drive But after all he'd been for a His local's a bit far to back
A month later and sitting in court For the two lives he cut Man he's convicted For the pain that he
Spinning, my head is up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My turning, oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Here's a story about a named Garth Drank 4 in hour and a half Though the had just begun his local pub was open till one
The next morning out in the Hung and on the hunt he Was still and pissed himself Fell off his and shot himself!
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Come on drink, come on drink, come on
Our lives Our liquid Our liquid Our lives
Our lives Our liquid Our lives Our lives
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our lives Our lives is how we all survive
Here's a story about a named Kate Got wasted then got date When they told the doctors she'd
found no chemicals was in her bloodstream ''Well malicious but the alcohol levels were suspicious'' When asked who had her, poor old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our lives, this is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our liquid Our lives This is how we all