Here's a story about a named Jerry Got slaughtered then got real In the he acted absurd came on to a boxers bird
So he got out His face swelled up a rainbow trout His found out the truth But he couldn't explain he lost a tooth
I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, I wanna and scream, I wanna die I wanna be arrested, I wanna be And damaged my brain Next weekend let's do it
An anecdote 'bout a man named Wasn't one to usually drink But after all been for a snack His local's a bit far to walk
A month and he's sitting in court For the two lives he cut Man slaughter convicted For the that he inflicted
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Here's a story about a chap named Drank 4 pints in hour and a Though the night had begun 'Cause his pub was open till one
The morning out in the country over and on the hunt he Was still drunk and himself Fell off his and shot himself!
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Come on drink, on drink, come on drink
Our lives Our liquid Our lives Our liquid
Our liquid Our lives Our liquid Our liquid
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our liquid Our liquid This is how we all
Here's a story about a named Kate Got wasted then got raped When told the doctors she'd seen
They found no was in her bloodstream ''Well nothing malicious but the levels were suspicious'' When asked who had hurt her, poor old Kate couldn't
Spinning, my head is up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our liquid lives, this is how we all
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our liquid Our liquid This is how we all