Here's a story a bloke named Jerry Got slaughtered got real lairy In the club he absurd Then came on to a bird
So he got out His face swelled up like a rainbow His girl out the truth But he couldn't 'cause he lost a tooth
I drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight I shout and scream, I wanna die I wanna be arrested, I be molested And I've damaged my Next weekend let's do it
An anecdote 'bout a man named one to usually drink drive But after all he'd for a snack His a bit far to walk back
A month later and sitting in court For the two he cut short Man he's convicted For the that he inflicted
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our lives, this is how we all survive
a story about a chap named Garth Drank 4 in hour and a half Though the night had begun 'Cause his pub was open till one
The next morning out in the Hung and on the hunt he Was drunk and pissed himself Fell off his horse and himself!
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, this is how we all
Come on drink, come on drink, come on
Our liquid Our liquid Our liquid Our lives
Our liquid Our lives Our lives Our liquid
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our liquid Our lives is how we all survive
Here's a story about a girl Kate Got wasted then got raped When they told the doctors seen
found no chemicals was in her bloodstream ''Well nothing but the alcohol levels were suspicious'' When asked who had hurt her, old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my head is up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our liquid Our liquid This is how we all