Here's a about a bloke named Jerry Got then got real lairy In the club he acted came on to a boxers bird
So he got out His swelled up like a rainbow trout His girl out the truth But he couldn't explain 'cause he a tooth
I drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight I wanna shout and scream, I die I be arrested, I wanna be molested And I've my brain weekend let's do it again
An anecdote 'bout a man Clive Wasn't one to usually drink But after all he'd been for a His local's a bit far to walk
A later and he's sitting in court For the two lives he cut Man he's convicted For the pain that he
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And to the pub, on to the club My turning, oh, my body's burning Our lives, this is how we all survive
Here's a about a chap named Garth Drank 4 pints in and a half the night had just begun 'Cause his local pub was till one
The morning out in the country Hung over and on the he Was still drunk and himself Fell off his and shot himself!
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Come on drink, come on drink, on drink
Our liquid Our lives Our liquid Our lives
Our liquid Our liquid Our lives Our lives
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our lives Our lives is how we all survive
Here's a story about a named Kate Got wasted then got raped When they told the doctors seen
They no chemicals was in her bloodstream ''Well nothing malicious but the alcohol levels were When asked who had her, poor old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our lives, this is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our lives Our liquid This is how we all