Here's a story about a named Jerry Got slaughtered then got lairy In the club he acted Then came on to a bird
So he got out His face swelled up like a rainbow His found out the truth But he explain 'cause he lost a tooth
I drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight I wanna shout and scream, I die I be arrested, I wanna be molested And I've damaged my Next weekend do it again
An anecdote 'bout a man Clive Wasn't one to usually drink But after all he'd been for a His local's a bit far to walk
A month later and he's sitting in For the two he cut short Man he's convicted For the pain that he
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Here's a story about a chap named Drank 4 in hour and a half the night had just begun 'Cause his local pub was open one
The next morning out in the Hung over and on the he Was still drunk and himself Fell off his horse and himself!
Spinning, my head is up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our lives, this is how we all survive
Come on drink, on drink, come on drink
Our liquid Our liquid Our lives Our liquid
Our liquid Our lives Our liquid Our lives
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our liquid Our liquid This is how we all
a story about a girl named Kate Got wasted got date raped When told the doctors she'd seen
found no chemicals was in her bloodstream ''Well nothing malicious but the levels were suspicious'' When who had hurt her, poor old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our lives Our lives is how we all survive