Here's a about a bloke named Jerry Got then got real lairy In the club he acted Then came on to a bird
So he got out His face swelled up like a rainbow His girl out the truth But he couldn't 'cause he lost a tooth
I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, I wanna and scream, I wanna die I wanna be arrested, I be molested And damaged my brain weekend let's do it again
An 'bout a man named Clive Wasn't one to usually drive But after all been for a snack His local's a bit far to walk
A later and he's sitting in court For the two he cut short Man slaughter he's For the pain that he
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My turning, oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Here's a story about a chap named 4 pints in hour and a half Though the night had begun 'Cause his local pub was till one
The next morning out in the Hung over and on the he Was still drunk and pissed Fell off his horse and himself!
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our lives, this is how we all survive
on drink, come on drink, come on drink
Our liquid Our liquid Our lives Our lives
Our lives Our liquid Our liquid Our lives
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our lives Our liquid This is how we all
Here's a about a girl named Kate Got wasted then got raped they told the doctors she'd seen
They no chemicals was in her bloodstream ''Well malicious but the alcohol levels were suspicious'' When who had hurt her, poor old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my head is up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our lives Our liquid This is how we all