Here's a story about a named Jerry Got slaughtered got real lairy In the club he absurd Then came on to a boxers
So he got out His face swelled up a rainbow trout His girl out the truth But he couldn't 'cause he lost a tooth
I drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight I wanna and scream, I wanna die I wanna be arrested, I be molested And I've my brain Next let's do it again
An anecdote a man named Clive Wasn't one to usually drink But all he'd been for a snack His local's a bit far to back
A month and he's sitting in court For the two lives he cut Man slaughter convicted For the pain that he
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Here's a story about a named Garth Drank 4 pints in and a half Though the night had just 'Cause his local pub was till one
The next out in the country Hung and on the hunt he Was still and pissed himself off his horse and shot himself!
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Come on drink, come on drink, on drink
Our lives Our liquid Our lives Our liquid
Our lives Our lives Our lives Our lives
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our lives Our lives This is how we all
Here's a about a girl named Kate Got wasted then got date When they told the doctors seen
They no chemicals was in her bloodstream ''Well nothing malicious but the alcohol levels were When asked who had her, poor old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our lives, this is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our lives Our liquid This is how we all