Here's a story about a named Jerry Got slaughtered then got real In the club he acted Then came on to a boxers
So he got out His face swelled up like a trout His girl found out the But he explain 'cause he lost a tooth
I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, I wanna and scream, I wanna die I wanna be arrested, I be molested And damaged my brain Next let's do it again
An anecdote 'bout a man Clive Wasn't one to usually drive But after all he'd been for a His local's a bit far to back
A month and he's sitting in court For the two lives he cut Man he's convicted For the pain he inflicted
Spinning, my head is up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My turning, oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Here's a story about a chap Garth Drank 4 pints in hour and a Though the had just begun 'Cause his pub was open till one
The next morning out in the Hung over and on the he Was drunk and pissed himself Fell off his horse and himself!
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our liquid lives, this is how we all
Come on drink, come on drink, come on
Our liquid Our lives Our lives Our lives
Our liquid Our lives Our lives Our liquid
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our lives Our liquid is how we all survive
Here's a story about a girl named Got then got date raped When they told the she'd seen
They found no chemicals was in her ''Well nothing malicious but the alcohol levels suspicious'' asked who had hurt her, poor old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our lives Our liquid This is how we all