Here's a about a bloke named Jerry Got slaughtered then got lairy In the club he absurd Then came on to a boxers
So he got out His face up like a rainbow trout His girl found out the But he couldn't 'cause he lost a tooth
I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, I shout and scream, I wanna die I wanna be arrested, I wanna be And I've my brain Next weekend let's do it
An anecdote a man named Clive Wasn't one to drink drive But all he'd been for a snack His a bit far to walk back
A month later and he's in court For the two lives he cut Man slaughter he's For the pain that he
Spinning, my head is up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
a story about a chap named Garth Drank 4 pints in and a half Though the had just begun his local pub was open till one
The next out in the country Hung and on the hunt he Was still drunk and himself Fell off his and shot himself!
Spinning, my head is up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Come on drink, come on drink, on drink
Our liquid Our lives Our lives Our liquid
Our liquid Our liquid Our liquid Our lives
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our lives Our liquid This is how we all
Here's a about a girl named Kate Got then got date raped When they the doctors she'd seen
They found no was in her bloodstream ''Well nothing malicious but the alcohol levels suspicious'' When asked who had her, poor old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our lives, this is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our lives Our liquid is how we all survive