Here's a story a bloke named Jerry Got slaughtered got real lairy In the club he acted Then came on to a bird
So he got out His face swelled up like a trout His girl found out the But he couldn't explain he lost a tooth
I drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight I wanna shout and scream, I die I wanna be arrested, I be molested And damaged my brain Next weekend do it again
An anecdote a man named Clive Wasn't one to usually drive But after all he'd been for a His local's a bit far to back
A month later and he's sitting in For the two lives he cut Man slaughter he's For the pain he inflicted
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And to the pub, on to the club My turning, oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Here's a story about a chap Garth Drank 4 in hour and a half Though the night had just 'Cause his pub was open till one
The next morning out in the Hung and on the hunt he Was still drunk and pissed Fell off his horse and himself!
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My turning, oh, my body's burning Our lives, this is how we all survive
on drink, come on drink, come on drink
Our lives Our liquid Our liquid Our lives
Our liquid Our lives Our lives Our lives
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our liquid Our liquid This is how we all
a story about a girl named Kate Got wasted got date raped When told the doctors she'd seen
They no chemicals was in her bloodstream ''Well nothing malicious but the alcohol levels were When asked who had hurt her, poor old Kate couldn't
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our lives, this is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our lives Our lives is how we all survive