Here's a about a bloke named Jerry Got slaughtered got real lairy In the club he absurd Then on to a boxers bird
So he got out His swelled up like a rainbow trout His found out the truth But he couldn't explain 'cause he lost a
I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, I shout and scream, I wanna die I wanna be arrested, I wanna be And I've my brain weekend let's do it again
An anecdote 'bout a man named Wasn't one to usually drive But after all he'd been for a His local's a bit far to back
A month and he's sitting in court For the two lives he cut Man slaughter convicted For the pain he inflicted
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our lives, this is how we all survive
Here's a story a chap named Garth Drank 4 pints in and a half Though the night had begun his local pub was open till one
The morning out in the country Hung over and on the he Was still drunk and himself off his horse and shot himself!
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Come on drink, on drink, come on drink
Our lives Our lives Our lives Our liquid
Our lives Our lives Our lives Our lives
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our liquid Our liquid is how we all survive
Here's a about a girl named Kate Got then got date raped When they the doctors she'd seen
found no chemicals was in her bloodstream ''Well nothing malicious but the alcohol were suspicious'' When asked who had hurt her, poor old Kate remember
Spinning, my head is up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My turning, oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our lives Our lives This is how we all