Here's a story about a named Jerry Got slaughtered then got real In the club he acted Then on to a boxers bird
So he got out His swelled up like a rainbow trout His girl found out the But he explain 'cause he lost a tooth
I drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight I wanna and scream, I wanna die I be arrested, I wanna be molested And damaged my brain weekend let's do it again
An anecdote 'bout a man Clive Wasn't one to usually drink But all he'd been for a snack His local's a bit far to back
A month later and sitting in court For the two he cut short Man slaughter he's For the pain that he
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our lives, this is how we all survive
Here's a story about a chap named Drank 4 pints in hour and a Though the night had begun 'Cause his pub was open till one
The next morning out in the Hung and on the hunt he Was still drunk and himself off his horse and shot himself!
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my body's Our lives, this is how we all survive
on drink, come on drink, come on drink
Our lives Our liquid Our liquid Our liquid
Our liquid Our lives Our lives Our lives
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our lives Our lives This is how we all
Here's a story about a girl Kate Got wasted then got raped When they told the she'd seen
They no chemicals was in her bloodstream ''Well nothing malicious but the alcohol levels were asked who had hurt her, poor old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my head is up around, around And down to the pub, on to the My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our liquid Our liquid is how we all survive