Here's a story about a bloke Jerry Got slaughtered got real lairy In the club he acted Then came on to a boxers
So he got out His swelled up like a rainbow trout His found out the truth But he couldn't explain 'cause he a tooth
I drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight I shout and scream, I wanna die I wanna be arrested, I wanna be And I've my brain Next weekend let's do it
An 'bout a man named Clive Wasn't one to usually drive But after all been for a snack His local's a bit far to walk
A month and he's sitting in court For the two he cut short Man he's convicted For the pain he inflicted
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My turning, oh, my body's burning Our liquid lives, is how we all survive
a story about a chap named Garth Drank 4 pints in hour and a the night had just begun 'Cause his local pub was open one
The morning out in the country Hung and on the hunt he Was drunk and pissed himself off his horse and shot himself!
Spinning, my is spinning up around, around And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, this is how we all
Come on drink, come on drink, come on
Our lives Our liquid Our lives Our lives
Our lives Our liquid Our liquid Our liquid
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our lives Our liquid Our lives This is how we all
Here's a story a girl named Kate Got wasted then got date When they told the doctors seen
They found no was in her bloodstream nothing malicious but the alcohol levels were suspicious'' When asked who had her, poor old Kate couldn't remember
Spinning, my head is spinning up around, And to the pub, on to the club My stomach's turning, oh, my burning Our liquid lives, this is how we all
Drink, smoke, fuck, Our liquid Our liquid Our liquid is how we all survive