Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another Sold out show tomorrow in L.A. [This is the
Robbie: Whoa did you that sold out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow needle in finger sharp pain. Hannah: oh Im Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no danger partner. Farmain: I love you montana . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to i need to incredible tickets for tommorow night. Hannah: Sorry im out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he out with the girl they fall in love they get married he moves out. Hannah: got the tickets!! [phone
Hello? Lily: hey its me in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! [hangs up] alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend miley or later your gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . Miley: i later. seconds get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh me shes screaming on the inside!! [scream mouth closed] at school} Lily: i just dont get it. why wont you go to the with me? Miley:its just that umm i really wanna spend some quality time my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my Miley Oh stop I just cant go ok? Lily: Ok thats Johnny: Hey Miley hows it (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger I see you like mayonnaise never tried on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here isnt that lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. pretty funny.. oh wow my hand does feel softer wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is chance hes sitting right there lets move! I just cant do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your and youre totally cute, and now, you have my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! Bugger Miley: you are so All clear, good to go Amber (take miley and lilys seats): Hey Hey Amber we were gonna sit there! Amber: well isnt too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan Amber: At the losers Uhmm hey amber, I think it might be time to pluck the stashe Lily: and is that a zit or are you getting another head! and Lily: GROSS! [our handshake] Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, minor set back but the good news is we better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im but its just that.. I dont like hannah montana What? Oliver: Hey baby how you Oliver Oken and may I say you two are smoking Amber: In dreams! Oliver: im on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she wants me! Lily: Oliver youre not gonna belive this, Miley she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say this because I about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! That was loud wasnt it? {back at Mileys Jackson: Hey dad, im nervous about my date, well im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not loaning you any Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. I gave the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny what happened? Miley: Montana happened! Robbie: you mean the kids at school found Miley: No this was just I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No body would treat me the same! Robbie: I bet Lily Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley again Oh baby doll Miley: Im going to take a on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only hope when im a father I can give my kida Robbie No money! Jackson; think so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey another fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: there ya go hey! Really hands Johnny: Thanks its I mean bye! Robbie: guys! Make sure to pick up a record and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. Hannah: daddy Lily: HIGHER IM ALMOST IN! Oliver: There is no your already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Montanas scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who ever you are you have to get out of right now! Or Ill call security Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a souvenir my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah sticks her face in Lily: Did you just shove pie in face? Hannah: Its not a real pie! Its a facial washpie. Lily: Whats wrong with your Hannah: Uhm that happens after concert Lily: You give so much! I just wish were here Hannah: Miley? Whos Miley? I dont know a miley? Thats a name. Oh shes my best friend! Hannah: Right well then why you go get her? Lily: Oh idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont work in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Lily: you gonna get that? Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im talking to you that would be rude! OK not home! Wow that was weird Hannah: Uh why I just give you an autograph for her? Oliver: about me! Im the one who loves you! Your much paler in person. Hannah: Yea I am you know what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you but I really gotta go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast and condition your beautiful blonde hair? No but you can take this towel Oliver: Hannah Montanas Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my got on the towel! Lily: Well, I im leaving too. Ok! Lily: Without even a towel as a Buh-Bye Lily: nothing but my that will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine lily on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt tell you but you cannot just me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok other than did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats right I happen to be real with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, wait to meet her Hey Hannah I thought my lady here could use a little souvenir. Hannah: GET OUTTA HERE! . For you! Told ya we were tight Jacksons date: I guess I am so out of here Hannah: Lily please wait! I wanted to tell you its just I was afraid Lily: of what? Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd like Hannah Montana than me. Lily: Thats what you That could never happen Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to prove it Im to show you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At Mileys