Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another Sold out tomorrow night in L.A. [This is the
Robbie: Whoa did you hear that out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow needle in sharp shooting pain. Hannah: oh Im Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it me come on now. work it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! ah no danger there partner. Farmain: I you hannah montana . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. up] [to miley] i need to incredible tickets for night. Sorry im sold out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the girl they fall in love they get he moves out. Hannah: got the tickets!! [phone
Hello? Lily: hey its me in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! [hangs up] Lily in 18 seconds! :shes your best friend miley sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . Miley: i later. seconds get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! : oh believe me shes screaming on the inside!! [scream played closed] {later at Lily: i just get it. why wont you go to the concert with me? Miley:its just that umm i really wanna spend some time with my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being so badly by my best- Miley interrupts: Oh stop I just go ok? Lily: Ok fine Johnny: Hey hows it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some for my veggie burger I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here isnt that lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. pretty funny.. oh wow my hand does feel softer wow Miley: I he is soo hot and im so lame Lily: hey hes the one who belived ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right there lets move! Miley: I just do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your funny and youre totally cute, and now, you have my bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! Bugger Miley: you are so Lily: All clear, to go Amber (take and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey Amber we gonna sit there! well isnt that too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan Amber: At the table Miley: Uhmm hey amber, I it might be time to pluck the stashe Lily: and ambe is that a zit or are you getting head! and Lily: GROSS! [our handshake] Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, minor set back but the good is we have better seats for hannah montana Im sorry but its just that.. I dont like hannah montana Lily: Oliver: Hey baby how you Oliver Oken and may I say you two are smoking Amber: In dreams! Oliver: im counting on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she me! Lily: Oliver youre not gonna belive this, Miley she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say this I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH ! That was really loud wasnt it? {back at House} Jackson: Hey dad, im really about my date, well im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not loaning you any Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. Robbie: I gave the gift a lot son, push it! Hunny what happened? Miley: Hannah happened! you mean the kids at school found out? Miley: No this was just about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No would treat me the same! I bet Lily would Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley Oh baby doll Miley: Im going to take a walk on the Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can hope that when im a father I can give my kida interrupts: No money! Jackson; didnt so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey Joh-Just fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: there ya go hey! Really soft Johnny: Thanks its ketchup I bye! Robbie: Sorry guys! sure to pick up a record and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. Hannah: thanks HIGHER OLIVER IM ALMOST IN! Oliver: There is no your already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Montanas scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who ever you are you have to get out of here now! Or Ill call security Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a souvenir my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah sticks her face in Lily: Did you shove pie in your face? Hannah: Its not a pie! Its a foaming facial washpie. Lily: wrong with your voice? Hannah: Uhm that happens after concert Lily: You give so much! I just wish Miley were Miley? Whos Miley? I dont know a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh my best friend! Right well then why dont you go get her? Lily: Oh great idea! Ill her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really work in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok mustve fixed it! Lily: Arent you gonna get Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im talking to you would be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow was weird Hannah: Uh why dont I give you an autograph for her? Oliver: about me! Im the one who loves you! Your much paler in person. Yea I am you know what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you guys but I really gotta go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde No but you can take this towel Oliver: Montanas Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my blood got on the towel! Well, I guess im leaving too. Ok! Lily: Without even a towel as a Buh-Bye Lily: nothing but my that will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course says lily on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt you but you cannot just freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok other that did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats I happen to be real tight with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant wait to her Jackson: Hey Hannah I thought my here could use a little souvenir. Jackson GET OUTTA HERE! Jackson: . For you! Told ya we were Jacksons date: Thanks I Lily: I am so out of Hannah: Lily please wait! I to tell you its just that I was afraid Afraid of what? Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd like Hannah Montana than me. Lily: Thats what you thought? That could never Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to prove it Im going to show you something Ive never any other friend. {At house}