Hannah (this is the life)
Host: year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. is the life]
Robbie: Whoa did you that sold out in L.A! Whoa! Ow Ow needle in finger sharp shooting pain. Hannah: oh Im Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no danger partner. Farmain: I love you hannah . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i to incredible tickets for tommorow night. Hannah: im sold out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the girl they fall in love they get he moves out. You've got the tickets!! [phone
Miley: Lily: hey its me in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! up] Lily alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend miley sooner or your gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . i pick later. Robby:9 get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh me shes screaming on the inside!! played mouth closed] {later at Lily: i just dont get it. why wont you go to the with me? Miley:its just that umm i really wanna spend some quality time my brother. quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my best- Miley interrupts: Oh stop I cant go ok? Lily: Ok thats Johnny: Hey hows it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here isnt that Johnny: right.. your pretty funny.. oh wow my hand does feel softer wow Miley: I he is soo hot and im so lame Lily: hey hes the one who that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right there lets move! Miley: I just do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, funny and youre totally cute, and now, you have my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! Bugger you are so gross Lily: All clear, to go (take miley and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey Amber we gonna sit there! Amber: well isnt that too bad? but dont worry, there are over there by the trashcan Amber: At the losers Miley: Uhmm hey amber, I think it might be time to the stashe and ambe is that a zit or are you getting another head! Miley and Lily: GROSS! [our Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, minor set back but the good news is we have seats for hannah montana Miley: Im sorry but its just that.. I dont hannah montana What? Oliver: Hey baby how you Oliver Oken and may I say you two are smoking In your dreams! Oliver: im counting on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she me! Lily: Oliver youre not gonna this, Miley says she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say this I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! was really loud wasnt it? {back at House} Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, well im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more yours Robbie: Son, Im not loaning you any Jackson: What! What? Is what you think this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. Robbie: I the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny what happened? Hannah Montana happened! Robbie: you mean the kids at school found Miley: No this was just about I ticket to see Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No body would treat me the same! Robbie: I bet would Miley: Are you kidding? Shes Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley again Robbie: Oh doll Miley: Im going to take a walk on the Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can hope that when im a father I can give my kida Robbie No money! Jackson; didnt so {at the [this is the Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey Joh-Just fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: ya go hey! Really soft hands Johnny: Thanks its ketchup I bye! Robbie: Sorry guys! Make sure to pick up a record and I in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. Hannah: thanks Lily: OLIVER IM ALMOST IN! Oliver: There is no higher already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah Montanas scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who ever you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill security Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a souvenir my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah sticks her face in Lily: Did you just shove pie in your Its not a real pie! Its a foaming facial washpie. Lily: Whats wrong with voice? Hannah: Uhm that after every concert Lily: You give so much! I just wish Miley were Hannah: Miley? Whos Miley? I dont a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh shes my friend! Hannah: Right well why dont you go get her? Lily: Oh idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont work in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Lily: Arent you gonna get Uh Uh no! Im talking to you that would be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow was weird Hannah: Uh why dont I give you an autograph for her? Oliver: about me! Im the one who loves you! Your much paler in person. Yea I am you know what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you guys but I really gotta go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast shampoo and condition your blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can take towel Oliver: Hannah Montanas Towel! [oliver Its ok! None of my blood got on the towel! Lily: Well, I im leaving too. Ok! Lily: even a towel as a souvenir Buh-Bye Lily: nothing but my memories that fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt tell you but you cannot just me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok other than that did you enjoy the Jackson: Thats right I happen to be real tight with montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant to meet her Jackson: Hey Hannah I thought my lady here use a little souvenir. Hannah: Jackson GET HERE! Jackson: . For you! Told ya we tight date: Thanks I guess Lily: I am so out of Lily please wait! I wanted to tell you its just that I was afraid Lily: Afraid of Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd Hannah Montana more than me. Lily: Thats you thought? That could never happen Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to prove it Im going to show you Ive never shown any other friend. {At house}