Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Montana continues her smash tour with another Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. is the life]
Robbie: Whoa did you hear sold out in L.A! Whoa! Ow Ow needle in finger sharp shooting pain. Hannah: oh Im Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. work it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! ah no danger there partner. Farmain: I love you hannah . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i need to incredible for tommorow night. Hannah: Sorry im out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the girl they fall in love they get married he out. Hannah: got the tickets!! rings]
Miley: hey its me landing in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! [hangs up] Lily in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend miley sooner or your gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . Miley: i later. seconds get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh believe me shes on the inside!! [scream mouth closed] {later at Lily: i just dont get it. why wont you go to the concert me? Miley:its just that umm i wanna spend some quality time with my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve hurt so badly by my best- Miley Oh stop I just cant go ok? Ok thats fine Johnny: Hey Miley it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my burger I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here isnt that lovely? Moisturizer right.. your pretty funny.. oh wow my hand does feel softer wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right lets move! Miley: I cant do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your funny and youre cute, and now, you have my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! check Miley: you are so Lily: All clear, to go (take miley and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey Amber we were sit there! Amber: well isnt too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan Amber: At the losers Miley: hey amber, I think it might be time to pluck the stashe Lily: and ambe is that a zit or are you another head! Miley and Lily: GROSS! handshake] Lily: ok we get those seats, minor set back but the good news is we have better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im sorry but its just that.. I dont like montana What? Oliver: Hey baby how you doing? Oliver Oken and may I say you two are In your dreams! Oliver: im on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she wants me! Lily: Oliver not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say this I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! That was really loud it? {back at Mileys Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, well im just gonna out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not loaning you any Jackson: What! What? Is that what you this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. I gave the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny what happened? Miley: Hannah happened! Robbie: you the kids at school found out? Miley: No this was just about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they out I was Hannah Montana? No body would treat me the same! I bet Lily would Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be miley again Oh baby doll Miley: Im going to a walk on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only hope that when im a I can give my kida Robbie No money! Jackson; didnt so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hey Joh-Just another fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: there ya go hey! Really soft Johnny: its ketchup I mean bye! Robbie: Sorry guys! Make sure to pick up a and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. thanks daddy Lily: HIGHER OLIVER IM IN! There is no higher your already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah Montanas scarf! HANNAH ! AHH! Hannah: Who ever you are you have to get out of here now! Or Ill call security Lily: Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a souvenir my name is Truscott and im a HUGE fan. sticks her face in pie] Lily: Did you just shove pie in your Its not a real pie! Its a foaming facial washpie. Lily: Whats with your voice? Hannah: Uhm that after every concert Lily: You give so much! I wish Miley were here Hannah: Miley? Whos I dont know a miley? Thats a strange name. Oh shes my best friend! Hannah: well then why dont you go get her? Oh great idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really work in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Arent you gonna get that? Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im to you that would be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow was weird Uh why dont I just give you an autograph for her? Oliver: What about me! Im the one who loves you! Your paler in person. Hannah: Yea I am you know what? it was really fun meeting you guys but I really gotta go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast shampoo and your beautiful blonde hair? No but you can take this towel Oliver: Hannah Montanas Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my got on the towel! Lily: Well, I guess im too. Ok! Lily: Without even a towel as a Hannah: Lily: nothing but my that will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I loned it to my best yesturday, of course mine says lily on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt tell you but you cannot just freeze me out that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u just the biggest secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok other than did you enjoy the concert? Thats right I happen to be real tight with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant wait to her Hey Hannah I thought my lady here could use a little souvenir. Hannah: Jackson GET HERE! Jackson: . For you! ya we were tight date: Thanks I guess Lily: I am so out of Hannah: Lily wait! I wanted to tell you its just that I was afraid Lily: Afraid of Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd like Hannah Montana than me. Lily: Thats what you thought? That could never happen Miley. Dont you know Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to prove it Im going to show you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At house}