Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another out show tomorrow night in L.A. is the life]
Robbie: Whoa did you hear that out in L.A! Whoa! Ow Ow needle in finger sharp shooting pain. Hannah: oh Im Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no there partner. Farmain: I love you hannah . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i to incredible tickets for tommorow night. Sorry im sold out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the they fall in love they get married he moves out. You've got the tickets!! [phone
Miley: hey its me landing in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! [hangs up] alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend miley or later your gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . i pick later. Robby:9 get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh me shes screaming on the inside!! [scream played closed] {later at Lily: i just dont get it. why you go to the concert with me? Miley:its just that umm i really wanna spend quality time with my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my best- Miley interrupts: Oh I just cant go ok? Lily: Ok fine Johnny: Hey Miley it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have on the Lily interrups: Miley, MILEY! Miley: you know, a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here isnt that lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. pretty funny.. oh wow my hand does feel softer wow Miley: I he is soo hot and im so lame Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were this is your chance hes sitting right there lets move! I just cant do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your funny and totally cute, and now, you have my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! Bugger Miley: you are so All clear, good to go Amber (take miley and seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey Amber we were sit there! Amber: well isnt too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan At the losers table Miley: Uhmm hey amber, I think it might be time to the stashe Lily: and is that a zit or are you getting another head! Miley and Lily: GROSS! handshake] Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, minor set back but the good news is we have better seats for montana Miley: Im sorry but its just that.. I dont like hannah Lily: Oliver: Hey baby how you Oliver Oken and may I say you two are smoking Amber: In dreams! Oliver: im on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she wants me! Lily: Oliver youre not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt like Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say because I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO MONTANA ! That was really loud wasnt it? {back at Mileys Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, well im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not loaning you any Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. Robbie: I the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny what happened? Hannah Montana happened! Robbie: you the kids at school found out? Miley: No this was just about I to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No body would treat me the same! Robbie: I bet would Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley Robbie: Oh baby Miley: Im to take a walk on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only hope that im a father I can give my kida interrupts: No money! Jackson; think so {at the [this is the THANK YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey another fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. there ya go hey! Really soft hands Johnny: Thanks its I mean bye! Robbie: Sorry guys! Make sure to up a record and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. Hannah: daddy Lily: HIGHER IM ALMOST IN! Oliver: There is no higher your standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah Montanas scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who ever you are you have to get out of right now! Or Ill call security Lily: Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah sticks her in pie] Lily: Did you just shove pie in face? Hannah: Its not a pie! Its a foaming facial washpie. Lily: Whats wrong with your Hannah: Uhm that happens after concert Lily: You give so much! I wish Miley were here Hannah: Miley? Whos I dont know a miley? Thats a strange name. Oh shes my best friend! Hannah: Right well then why you go get her? Lily: Oh idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really work in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they fixed it! Lily: Arent you get that? Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im talking to you that would be rude! OK not home! Wow that was weird Hannah: Uh why dont I give you an autograph for her? Oliver: What about me! Im the one who loves you! Your paler in person. Hannah: Yea I am you know what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you guys but I really go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast shampoo and condition beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can this towel Hannah Montanas Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my blood got on the towel! Lily: Well, I guess im too. Ok! Lily: Without a towel as a souvenir Hannah: Lily: nothing but my memories will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says lily on the just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt tell you but you just freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok other than that did you the concert? Jackson: Thats right I happen to be real with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant to meet her Jackson: Hey Hannah I thought my lady could use a little souvenir. Hannah: Jackson GET HERE! Jackson: . For you! Told ya we were date: Thanks I guess Lily: I am so out of Hannah: Lily please wait! I wanted to tell you its just that I was Lily: of what? Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and like Hannah Montana more than me. Lily: Thats what you thought? That could happen Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more and to prove it Im going to show you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At Mileys