Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. [This is the
Robbie: did you hear that sold out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow in finger sharp shooting pain. Hannah: oh Im Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me on now. work it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no there partner. Farmain: I love you montana . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i need to incredible for tommorow night. Sorry im sold out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the girl they fall in they get married he moves out. Hannah: got the tickets!! [phone
Miley: hey its me landing in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! [hangs up] Lily in 18 seconds! Jackson your best friend miley sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . Miley: i later. Robby:9 get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh me shes screaming on the inside!! [scream mouth closed] {later at Lily: i just get it. why wont you go to the concert with me? Miley:its just that umm i really wanna spend some quality time my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being so badly by my best- Miley interrupts: Oh I just cant go ok? Lily: Ok thats Johnny: Hey hows it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily interrups: Miley, MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a moisturizer here isnt that lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. your pretty funny.. oh wow my hand feel softer wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right there lets move! I just cant do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your funny and youre totally cute, and now, you have my lucky ok Lily: WAIT! Bugger Miley: you are so All clear, good to go Amber (take and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey Amber we were sit there! Amber: well isnt that too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the Amber: At the table Miley: hey amber, I think it might be time to pluck the stashe Lily: and ambe is a zit or are you getting another head! and Lily: GROSS! [our handshake] Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, set back but the good news is we have better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im sorry but its just that.. I dont like montana Lily: Oliver: Hey baby how you doing? Oliver and may I say you two are smoking Amber: In dreams! Oliver: im counting on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she me! Oliver youre not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say this because I about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TO HANNAH MONTANA ! That was really loud wasnt it? {back at House} Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not you any money Jackson: What! What? Is that what you this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. Robbie: I gave the gift a lot son, push it! Hunny what happened? Hannah Montana happened! Robbie: you the kids at school found out? Miley: No this was just about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No would treat me the same! I bet Lily would Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley again Robbie: Oh baby Miley: Im going to take a on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Dad, I can only hope that when im a father I can give my kida Robbie No money! Jackson; think so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hey Joh-Just another fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: there ya go hey! Really hands Johnny: its ketchup I mean bye! Robbie: Sorry guys! Make sure to pick up a record and I in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. Hannah: daddy Lily: OLIVER IM ALMOST IN! Oliver: There is no higher your standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah Montanas scarf! MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who ever you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill call Lily: Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just for a souvenir my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. sticks her face in pie] Lily: Did you just shove pie in face? Hannah: Its not a real pie! Its a facial washpie. Lily: Whats wrong with voice? Uhm that happens after every concert Lily: You give so much! I just wish Miley were Hannah: Whos Miley? I dont know a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh my best friend! Hannah: Right well then why dont you go get Lily: Oh great idea! Ill her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really work in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they mustve it! Arent you gonna get that? Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im talking to you that be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow was weird Hannah: Uh why dont I just you an autograph for her? Oliver: What me! Im the one who loves you! Your much paler in person. Hannah: Yea I am you know what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you guys but I really go. Oliver: Wait! I atleast shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can take towel Oliver: Hannah Montanas Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my got on the towel! Lily: Well, I im leaving too. Ok! Lily: even a towel as a souvenir Hannah: nothing but my memories that will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a bracelet like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says lily on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset I didnt tell you but you cannot just freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept the biggest secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Ok other than that did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats right I happen to be real with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant to meet her Hey Hannah I thought my lady here could use a little souvenir. Hannah: Jackson GET HERE! Jackson: . For you! Told ya we tight Jacksons date: Thanks I Lily: I am so out of Hannah: Lily please wait! I wanted to tell you its just I was afraid Lily: Afraid of Hannah: I dont maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd like Hannah Montana more than me. Lily: Thats what you thought? That could never happen Miley. Dont you know Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to prove it Im going to show you Ive never shown any other friend. {At Mileys