Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash with another Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. is the life]
Robbie: Whoa did you hear sold out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow in finger sharp shooting pain. oh Im sorry Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no danger partner. I love you hannah montana . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i need to tickets for tommorow night. Hannah: im sold out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the girl fall in love they get married he moves out. You've got the tickets!! [phone
Hello? Lily: hey its me in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! up] Lily alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend miley sooner or your gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . i pick later. Robby:9 get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! : oh believe me shes screaming on the inside!! [scream mouth closed] at school} Lily: i just dont get it. why wont you go to the concert me? Miley:its just that umm i really wanna spend some quality time my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so by my best- Miley interrupts: Oh stop I cant go ok? Lily: Ok fine Johnny: Hey Miley it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the interrups: Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here isnt that lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. your pretty funny.. oh wow my hand does feel wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right there lets move! I just cant do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your funny and youre totally cute, and now, you my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! Bugger Miley: you are so Lily: All clear, to go Amber (take miley and lilys seats): Hey Lily: Hey we were gonna sit there! Amber: well isnt that too but dont worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan At the losers table Miley: Uhmm hey amber, I think it might be time to the stashe Lily: and is that a zit or are you getting another head! Miley and GROSS! [our handshake] Lily: ok we get those seats, minor set back but the good news is we have better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im sorry but its that.. I dont like hannah montana What? Oliver: Hey how you doing? Oliver Oken and may I say you two are smoking In your dreams! Oliver: im counting on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she me! Lily: Oliver youre not gonna this, Miley says she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Oliver, I say this because I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! That was really loud it? {back at House} Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, well im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world advice I trust and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not loaning you any Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. Robbie: I gave the gift a lot son, push it! Hunny what happened? Miley: Montana happened! Robbie: you mean the kids at school found Miley: No this was just about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they out I was Hannah Montana? No body would treat me the same! I bet Lily would Miley: Are you kidding? hannahs Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley again Robbie: Oh doll Im going to take a walk on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only that when im a father I can give my kida Robbie No money! Jackson; think so {at the [this is the Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey another fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my brother. Hannah: there ya go hey! soft hands Johnny: Thanks its ketchup I bye! Robbie: guys! Make sure to pick up a record and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. thanks daddy Lily: HIGHER OLIVER IM IN! Oliver: There is no higher already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah Montanas scarf! MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who ever you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill call Lily: Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. sticks her face in pie] Lily: Did you just shove pie in your Hannah: Its not a real pie! Its a facial washpie. Lily: Whats wrong with your Hannah: Uhm that happens after every Lily: You give so much! I wish Miley were here Hannah: Miley? Whos Miley? I dont know a Thats a strange name. Oh shes my best friend! Hannah: Right then why dont you go get her? Lily: Oh great idea! Ill her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really work in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone Ok they mustve fixed it! Arent you gonna get that? Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im talking to you would be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow was weird Hannah: Uh why dont I give you an autograph for her? Oliver: What me! Im the one who loves you! Your much paler in person. Hannah: Yea I am you what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you guys but I really gotta go. Wait! Cant I atleast shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can take towel Oliver: Hannah Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my blood got on the towel! Lily: Well, I im leaving too. Ok! Lily: Without even a towel as a Buh-Bye Lily: nothing but my that will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says lily on the back just that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt tell you but you cannot just freeze me out like that. talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u just the biggest secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok than that did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats right I happen to be tight with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant wait to her Jackson: Hey Hannah I thought my here could use a little souvenir. Hannah: GET OUTTA HERE! . For you! Told ya we were tight Jacksons date: I guess I am so out of here Hannah: Lily please wait! I wanted to tell you its just I was afraid Lily: Afraid of Hannah: I dont know maybe you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd like Hannah Montana more than me. Thats what you thought? That could never happen Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to prove it Im going to show you something Ive never any other friend. {At house}