Hannah (this is the life)
Host: year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. is the life]
Robbie: Whoa did you hear sold out in L.A! Whoa! Ow Ow needle in finger sharp shooting pain. Hannah: oh Im Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. work it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no danger partner. Farmain: I love you montana . waves] Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to i need to incredible tickets for tommorow night. Hannah: im sold out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it way miley. he goes out with the girl they fall in love they get married he moves out. You've got the tickets!! [phone
Miley: hey its me landing in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! up] Lily alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend miley sooner or later gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . Miley: i later. Robby:9 get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh me shes screaming on the inside!! [scream mouth closed] at school} Lily: i just get it. why wont you go to the concert with me? Miley:its just that umm i really wanna spend quality time with my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my best- Miley Oh stop I just cant go ok? Lily: Ok fine Johnny: Hey hows it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some for my veggie burger I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here that lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. your pretty funny.. oh wow my hand feel softer wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right there lets move! I just cant do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your and youre totally cute, and now, you have my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! check Miley: you are so Lily: All clear, to go Amber (take and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Hey Amber we were gonna sit there! Amber: well isnt that too but dont worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan Amber: At the table Uhmm hey amber, I think it might be time to pluck the stashe Lily: and ambe is that a zit or are you getting head! Miley and Lily: GROSS! [our Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, minor set back but the good news is we better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im sorry but its just that.. I dont hannah montana Lily: Oliver: Hey baby how you Oliver Oken and may I say you two are smoking In your dreams! Oliver: im on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she wants me! Oliver youre not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say because I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the with Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! was really loud wasnt it? at Mileys House} Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, well im just gonna come out and say There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Son, Im not loaning you any money Jackson: What! What? Is what you think this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. I gave the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny what happened? Miley: Montana happened! Robbie: you mean the at school found out? Miley: No this was about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No body would treat me the same! Robbie: I bet would Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley again Robbie: Oh doll Miley: Im to take a walk on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only hope that when im a father I can give my Robbie No money! Jackson; think so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hey Joh-Just another fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: ya go hey! Really soft hands Thanks its ketchup I mean bye! Robbie: Sorry guys! Make sure to pick up a and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I wearing this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. thanks daddy Lily: OLIVER IM ALMOST IN! Oliver: is no higher your already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah Montanas scarf! HANNAH ! AHH! Hannah: Who ever you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill security Lily: Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a souvenir my name is Lily Truscott and im a fan. [hannah sticks her face in Lily: Did you just shove pie in your Hannah: Its not a real pie! Its a facial washpie. Lily: Whats wrong with voice? Hannah: Uhm happens after every concert Lily: You give so much! I just wish were here Miley? Whos Miley? I dont know a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh my best friend! Hannah: Right then why dont you go get her? Lily: Oh idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really work in it it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Lily: Arent you get that? Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im talking to you would be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow that was Hannah: Uh why dont I just give you an for her? Oliver: What about me! Im the one who loves you! Your much in person. Hannah: Yea I am you know what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you guys but I really go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can this towel Oliver: Hannah Montanas Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! of my blood got on the towel! Lily: Well, I guess im too. Ok! Lily: Without a towel as a souvenir Hannah: Lily: but my memories that will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I loned it to my best yesturday, of course mine says lily on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt you but you cannot just freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything but I I was wrong cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok other than that did you the concert? Jackson: Thats right I to be real tight with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant to meet her Jackson: Hey Hannah I thought my here could use a little souvenir. Hannah: Jackson GET HERE! . For you! Told ya we were tight Jacksons date: Thanks I I am so out of here Hannah: Lily please wait! I wanted to tell you its that I was afraid Lily: of what? Hannah: I dont know maybe once you you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd like Hannah Montana more than me. Thats what you thought? That could never happen Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to it Im going to show you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At house}