Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another Sold out show night in L.A. [This is the
Robbie: Whoa did you hear sold out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow in finger sharp shooting pain. Hannah: oh Im Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no danger partner. Farmain: I love you hannah . waves] Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i need to tickets for tommorow night. Sorry im sold out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out the girl they fall in love they get married he moves out. Hannah: got the tickets!! [phone
Hello? Lily: hey its me in 20 seconds!! Great!! [hangs up] Lily alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . i pick later. Robby:9 get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh believe me shes on the inside!! [scream played mouth {later at Lily: i just dont get it. why wont you go to the with me? just that umm i really wanna spend some quality time with my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my best- Miley interrupts: Oh stop I cant go ok? Lily: Ok fine Johnny: Hey Miley it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily interrups: Miley, MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here isnt lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. your pretty funny.. oh wow my hand does softer wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right there lets move! Miley: I just do it yes you can, Miley your smart, your funny and youre totally cute, and now, you have my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! check you are so gross Lily: All clear, to go (take miley and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey we were gonna sit there! Amber: well isnt too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan Amber: At the table Miley: Uhmm hey amber, I think it might be time to the stashe Lily: and ambe is that a zit or are you getting head! Miley and Lily: GROSS! handshake] Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, minor set but the good news is we have better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im but its just that.. I dont like hannah montana Lily: Oliver: Hey baby how you Oliver Oken and may I say you two are smoking In your dreams! Oliver: im on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she wants me! Oliver youre not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say this I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! That was really loud it? {back at Mileys Jackson: Hey dad, im really about my date, well im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not loaning you any Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. I gave the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny what happened? Miley: Hannah happened! Robbie: you mean the kids at school found No this was just about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No body would treat me the same! Robbie: I bet would Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley Oh baby doll Miley: Im to take a walk on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I your concerned that if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only hope that im a father I can give my kida interrupts: No money! Jackson; didnt so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey another fan Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: there ya go hey! soft hands Thanks its ketchup I mean bye! Robbie: guys! Make sure to pick up a record and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would been so proud of you. thanks daddy Lily: OLIVER IM ALMOST IN! There is no higher your already standing on my head! Lily: you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah Montanas scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Who ever you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill call security Lily: Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah her face in pie] Lily: Did you just shove pie in your Hannah: Its not a real pie! Its a facial washpie. Lily: Whats wrong with your Hannah: Uhm that happens after every Lily: You so much! I just wish Miley were here Miley? Whos Miley? I dont know a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh shes my friend! Hannah: Right well then why dont you go get Oh great idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones really work in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Lily: you gonna get that? Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im talking to you would be rude! OK shes not home! Wow that was weird Hannah: Uh why I just give you an autograph for her? Oliver: about me! Im the one who loves you! Your much paler in person. Hannah: Yea I am you what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you guys but I really gotta go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast shampoo and condition beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can take towel Oliver: Hannah Montanas Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! of my blood got on the towel! Lily: Well, I guess im too. Ok! Lily: Without even a towel as a Hannah: Lily: nothing but my memories will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a bracelet like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says lily on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt tell you but you just freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok than that did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats right I happen to be real tight with montana. Date: cool, cant wait to meet her Jackson: Hey Hannah I thought my here could use a little souvenir. Hannah: Jackson GET HERE! Jackson: . For you! ya we were tight Jacksons date: Thanks I I am so out of here Hannah: please wait! I wanted to tell you its just that I was afraid Lily: Afraid of Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd Hannah Montana more than me. Lily: Thats what you thought? That could happen Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to it Im going to show you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At Mileys