Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another Sold out tomorrow night in L.A. is the life]
Robbie: Whoa did you hear that out in L.A! Whoa! Ow Ow needle in finger sharp shooting pain. Hannah: oh Im Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me on now. work it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no danger partner. Farmain: I love you hannah . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i to incredible tickets for tommorow night. Hannah: im sold out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the girl they in love they get married he moves out. You've got the tickets!! [phone
Miley: hey its me landing in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! [hangs up] alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . Miley: i later. seconds get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh believe me shes on the inside!! [scream mouth closed] {later at i just dont get it. why wont you go to the concert with me? Miley:its just that umm i really wanna spend some quality with my brother. Lily: quality time with your Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my best- Miley Oh stop I just cant go ok? Ok thats fine Johnny: Hey Miley hows it (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here that lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. your pretty funny.. oh wow my hand feel softer wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right there lets move! Miley: I just do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your funny and youre totally cute, and now, you have my lucky ok Lily: WAIT! check you are so gross Lily: All clear, to go Amber (take and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey we were gonna sit there! Amber: well isnt that too bad? but dont worry, are seats over there by the trashcan Amber: At the losers Miley: Uhmm hey amber, I think it might be to pluck the stashe Lily: and is that a zit or are you getting another head! and Lily: GROSS! [our handshake] Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, minor set back but the good is we have better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im but its just that.. I dont like hannah montana Lily: Oliver: Hey baby how you doing? Oliver Oken and may I say you two are Amber: In dreams! Oliver: im counting on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she me! Lily: youre not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say this I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! That was really wasnt it? at Mileys House} Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, well im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world whos I trust and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not you any money Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. Robbie: I the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny what happened? Hannah Montana happened! Robbie: you mean the kids at school found Miley: No this was just about I ticket to see Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No body would treat me the same! Robbie: I bet would Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley again Oh baby doll Miley: Im going to take a on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only that when im a father I can give my kida Robbie No money! Jackson; didnt so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey Joh-Just fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could sign that to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: there ya go hey! Really soft Johnny: Thanks its ketchup I bye! Sorry guys! Make sure to pick up a record and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would been so proud of you. Hannah: daddy HIGHER OLIVER IM ALMOST IN! Oliver: is no higher your already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Montanas scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who ever you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill security Lily: Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a souvenir my name is Truscott and im a HUGE fan. sticks her face in pie] Lily: Did you just shove pie in face? Hannah: Its not a real pie! Its a facial washpie. Lily: Whats with your voice? Hannah: Uhm that after every concert You give so much! I just wish Miley were here Hannah: Miley? Whos Miley? I dont a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh shes my friend! Hannah: Right well why dont you go get her? Lily: Oh great idea! Ill her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really work in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they mustve it! Lily: Arent you gonna get Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im to you that would be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow that was Hannah: Uh why dont I give you an autograph for her? Oliver: What about me! Im the one who loves you! much paler in person. Hannah: Yea I am you what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you guys but I really gotta go. Oliver: Wait! I atleast shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can take towel Oliver: Hannah Montanas Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my got on the towel! Lily: Well, I guess im too. Ok! Lily: Without even a towel as a Hannah: nothing but my memories that will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says lily on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt tell you but you cannot freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok other that did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats right I to be real tight with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant to meet her Jackson: Hey I thought my lady here could use a little souvenir. Hannah: Jackson GET HERE! Jackson: . For you! Told ya we tight Jacksons Thanks I guess Lily: I am so out of Hannah: Lily please wait! I wanted to you its just that I was afraid Afraid of what? Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and like Hannah Montana more than me. Lily: Thats what you That could never happen Miley. Dont you know that? Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to prove it Im going to show you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At Mileys