Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. is the life]
Robbie: Whoa did you that sold out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow needle in finger sharp pain. oh Im sorry Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. work it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no danger partner. Farmain: I love you hannah . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i need to incredible for tommorow night. Hannah: Sorry im out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the girl they in love they get married he moves out. You've got the tickets!! [phone
Hello? Lily: hey its me in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! [hangs up] alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend miley sooner or later gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . Miley: i later. seconds get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh me shes screaming on the inside!! [scream played mouth {later at Lily: i just get it. why wont you go to the concert with me? Miley:its just that umm i really wanna some quality time with my brother. quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my best- Miley interrupts: Oh I just cant go ok? Lily: Ok thats Johnny: Hey Miley hows it (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger I see you like mayonnaise never that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer isnt that lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. your pretty funny.. oh wow my hand does feel wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right there lets move! I just cant do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your funny and totally cute, and now, you have my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! check you are so gross Lily: All clear, to go (take miley and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey Amber we were sit there! well isnt that too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan Amber: At the table Uhmm hey amber, I think it might be time to pluck the stashe Lily: and ambe is that a zit or are you another head! and Lily: GROSS! [our handshake] Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, minor set but the good news is we have better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im sorry but its that.. I dont like hannah montana What? Oliver: Hey baby how you Oliver Oken and may I say you two are smoking Amber: In dreams! Oliver: im counting on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she me! Lily: Oliver not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Oliver, I say this because I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TO HANNAH MONTANA ! That was really loud wasnt it? {back at Mileys Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, well im just gonna out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Son, Im not loaning you any money Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda for more of an out rat gift. Robbie: I gave the gift a lot son, push it! Hunny what happened? Miley: Hannah happened! you mean the kids at school found out? Miley: No this was just I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No body would treat me the same! Robbie: I bet Lily Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just again Oh baby doll Miley: Im going to take a on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only hope that when im a father I can my kida Robbie No money! didnt think so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey Joh-Just fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. there ya go hey! Really soft hands Johnny: its ketchup I mean bye! Robbie: Sorry guys! sure to pick up a record and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. Hannah: thanks Lily: HIGHER OLIVER IM IN! Oliver: There is no your already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah Montanas scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Who ever you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill call security Lily: Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just for a souvenir my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah sticks her face in Lily: Did you just shove pie in your Its not a real pie! Its a foaming facial washpie. Lily: Whats wrong with voice? Uhm that happens after every concert Lily: You give so much! I just wish Miley here Hannah: Miley? Miley? I dont know a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh my best friend! Hannah: Right well then why you go get her? Oh great idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont work in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Lily: Arent you gonna get Uh Uh no! Im talking to you that would be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow was weird Hannah: Uh why dont I give you an autograph for her? Oliver: What about me! Im the one who loves you! much paler in person. Yea I am you know what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you guys but I really gotta go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast and condition your beautiful blonde hair? No but you can take this towel Oliver: Montanas Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my blood got on the towel! Lily: Well, I guess im too. Ok! Lily: even a towel as a souvenir Buh-Bye Lily: nothing but my that will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says lily on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt tell you but you cannot just freeze me out that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok other than did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats I happen to be real tight with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant to meet her Jackson: Hey Hannah I my lady here could use a little souvenir. Hannah: Jackson GET HERE! . For you! Told ya we were tight Jacksons date: Thanks I I am so out of here Hannah: Lily wait! I wanted to tell you its just that I was afraid Lily: Afraid of Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd like Hannah more than me. Thats what you thought? That could never happen Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more and to prove it Im going to show you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At house}