Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash with another Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. [This is the
Robbie: did you hear that sold out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow needle in finger sharp pain. oh Im sorry Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. work it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no there partner. I love you hannah montana . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i need to tickets for tommorow night. Hannah: Sorry im out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the they fall in love they get married he moves out. Hannah: got the tickets!! [phone
Miley: Lily: hey its me in 20 seconds!! Great!! [hangs up] Lily alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend miley sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your hannah . i pick later. Robby:9 get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! : oh believe me shes screaming on the inside!! [scream mouth closed] at school} Lily: i just get it. why wont you go to the concert with me? Miley:its just that umm i really wanna spend some quality with my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my best- Miley interrupts: Oh I just cant go ok? Lily: Ok thats Johnny: Hey Miley it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here that lovely? Johnny: right.. your pretty funny.. oh wow my hand does feel softer wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right lets move! I just cant do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your funny and youre cute, and now, you have my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! Bugger Miley: you are so Lily: All clear, to go (take miley and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey Amber we were sit there! Amber: well isnt that too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the Amber: At the losers Uhmm hey amber, I think it might be time to pluck the stashe Lily: and ambe is a zit or are you getting another head! Miley and GROSS! [our handshake] Lily: ok we get those seats, minor set back but the good news is we have better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im sorry but its that.. I dont like hannah montana Lily: Oliver: Hey baby how you doing? Oken and may I say you two are smoking In your dreams! Oliver: im on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she wants me! Oliver youre not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say this because I about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert Mr. Hannah Montana YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! That was really loud wasnt it? {back at Mileys Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous my date, well im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not loaning you any Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. I gave the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny what happened? Miley: Hannah happened! Robbie: you the kids at school found out? Miley: No this was just about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Montana? No body would treat me the same! Robbie: I bet Lily Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley Robbie: Oh baby Miley: Im going to take a walk on the Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only hope that when im a father I can give my Robbie No money! Jackson; didnt so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey another fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: there ya go hey! soft hands Thanks its ketchup I mean bye! Robbie: Sorry guys! Make sure to pick up a record and I in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. thanks daddy Lily: HIGHER IM ALMOST IN! Oliver: There is no your already standing on my head! Lily: you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah Montanas scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who ever you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill call Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a souvenir my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah sticks her face in Lily: Did you just shove pie in face? Its not a real pie! Its a foaming facial washpie. Lily: Whats wrong your voice? Hannah: Uhm that after every concert Lily: You give so much! I just wish Miley here Hannah: Miley? Whos Miley? I know a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh my best friend! Hannah: Right well why dont you go get her? Oh great idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know phones dont really work in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Lily: you gonna get that? Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im talking to you that be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow was weird Hannah: Uh why dont I give you an autograph for her? What about me! Im the one who loves you! Your much paler in person. Hannah: Yea I am you know what? Gosh it was really fun you guys but I really gotta go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast and condition your beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can take towel Oliver: Hannah Montanas Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my got on the towel! Lily: Well, I im leaving too. Ok! Lily: even a towel as a souvenir Hannah: nothing but my memories that will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says lily on the back just like that. Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt tell you but you cannot just freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok other that did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats right I to be real tight with hannah montana. Date: cool, cant wait to meet her Jackson: Hey Hannah I thought my lady could use a little souvenir. Hannah: Jackson GET HERE! Jackson: . For you! Told ya we were Jacksons Thanks I guess Lily: I am so out of Hannah: Lily please wait! I wanted to tell you its just I was afraid Afraid of what? Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd like Hannah more than me. Lily: Thats what you thought? That never happen Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more and to prove it Im going to show you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At house}