Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour another Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. [This is the
Robbie: did you hear that sold out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow in finger sharp shooting pain. oh Im sorry Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. work it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. look at my booty!! Robby: ah no there partner. I love you hannah montana . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i need to incredible tickets for night. Hannah: Sorry im out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out the girl they fall in love they get married he moves out. You've got the tickets!! [phone
Hello? Lily: hey its me in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! up] Lily alert in 18 seconds! :shes your best friend miley sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . Miley: i later. seconds get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh believe me screaming on the inside!! [scream mouth closed] at school} Lily: i just dont get it. why you go to the concert with me? Miley:its just that umm i wanna spend some quality time with my brother. quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my best- Miley interrupts: Oh stop I just go ok? Lily: Ok fine Johnny: Hey hows it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger I see you mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the interrups: Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here isnt that lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. your funny.. oh wow my hand does feel softer wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who belived ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right there lets move! Miley: I just do it Lily: yes you can, Miley smart, your funny and youre totally cute, and now, you have my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! check you are so gross Lily: All clear, to go (take miley and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey we were gonna sit there! well isnt that too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan Amber: At the losers Miley: Uhmm hey amber, I think it be time to pluck the stashe and ambe is that a zit or are you getting another head! Miley and Lily: GROSS! [our Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, set back but the good news is we have better seats for hannah montana Im sorry but its just that.. I dont like hannah montana Lily: Oliver: Hey baby how you Oliver Oken and may I say you two are smoking Amber: In dreams! im counting on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she wants me! Lily: Oliver youre not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt like Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul hair. Oliver, I say this because I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! That was really wasnt it? {back at House} Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not you any money Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. I gave the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny what happened? Miley: Hannah happened! you mean the kids at school found out? Miley: No this was just about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No body would treat me the same! I bet Lily would Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley again Robbie: Oh doll Im going to take a walk on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can hope that when im a father I can give my kida Robbie No money! Jackson; didnt so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey Joh-Just fan Johnny: hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. there ya go hey! Really soft hands Johnny: Thanks its ketchup I bye! Robbie: guys! Make sure to pick up a record and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. thanks daddy Lily: OLIVER IM ALMOST IN! Oliver: There is no your already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill call security Lily: Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a souvenir my name is Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah sticks her face in Did you just shove pie in your face? Hannah: Its not a real pie! Its a facial washpie. Whats wrong with your voice? Hannah: Uhm that happens every concert You give so much! I just wish Miley were here Hannah: Miley? Miley? I dont know a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh my best friend! Hannah: Right then why dont you go get her? Lily: Oh idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really work in it here it has to do with the walls and and [phone rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Lily: Arent you get that? Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im talking to you that would be rude! OK not home! Lily: Wow that was Uh why dont I just give you an autograph for her? Oliver: What about me! Im the one who loves you! Your much in person. Hannah: Yea I am you know what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you guys but I really go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast shampoo and condition beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can take this Oliver: Montanas Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my blood got on the towel! Well, I guess im leaving too. Ok! Lily: even a towel as a souvenir Hannah: Lily: nothing but my memories will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine lily on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I tell you but you cannot just freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the world Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok other that did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats right I happen to be real with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant wait to her Jackson: Hey Hannah I my lady here could use a little souvenir. Jackson GET OUTTA HERE! Jackson: . For you! ya we were tight date: Thanks I guess Lily: I am so out of Hannah: Lily please wait! I wanted to tell you its just that I was Lily: Afraid of Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd Hannah Montana more than me. Lily: Thats what you thought? That could never Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to it Im going to show you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At Mileys