Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana her smash tour with another Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. [This is the
Robbie: Whoa did you that sold out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow needle in finger sharp pain. Hannah: oh Im Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. work it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. look at my booty!! ah no danger there partner. Farmain: I love you montana . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i to incredible tickets for tommorow night. Hannah: Sorry im out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the girl they fall in love get married he moves out. Hannah: got the tickets!! rings]
Miley: hey its me landing in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! [hangs up] Lily in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your friend miley sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your hannah montana . Miley: i later. Robby:9 get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh believe me shes on the inside!! [scream mouth closed] at school} Lily: i just get it. why wont you go to the concert with me? Miley:its just that umm i really spend some quality time with my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my best- interrupts: Oh stop I just cant go ok? Lily: Ok thats Hey Miley hows it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here that lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. your funny.. oh wow my hand does feel softer wow Miley: I he is soo hot and im so lame Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting there lets move! I just cant do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your funny and youre totally cute, and now, you have my lucky ok Lily: WAIT! check you are so gross Lily: All clear, to go Amber (take miley and seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey Amber we were sit there! Amber: well that too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan Amber: At the losers Miley: Uhmm hey amber, I think it be time to pluck the stashe Lily: and is that a zit or are you getting another head! and Lily: GROSS! [our handshake] Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, minor set back but the good is we have better seats for hannah montana Im sorry but its just that.. I dont like hannah montana Lily: Oliver: Hey baby how you Oliver Oken and may I say you two are smoking Amber: In dreams! im counting on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she wants me! Lily: Oliver youre not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul hair. Miley: Oliver, I say this I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! That was loud wasnt it? {back at House} Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, well im just gonna out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Son, Im not loaning you any money Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. Robbie: I gave the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny what Hannah Montana happened! Robbie: you mean the kids at found out? Miley: No this was just about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No would treat me the same! Robbie: I bet Lily Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley again Robbie: Oh doll Miley: Im going to take a walk on the Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only hope that im a father I can give my kida interrupts: No money! Jackson; didnt so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey Joh-Just fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: ya go hey! Really soft hands Johnny: its ketchup I mean bye! Robbie: Sorry guys! Make sure to up a record and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. thanks daddy Lily: OLIVER IM ALMOST IN! There is no higher your already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah Montanas scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Who ever you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill call security Lily: Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just for a souvenir my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah her face in pie] Lily: Did you shove pie in your face? Hannah: Its not a pie! Its a foaming facial washpie. Lily: Whats wrong with voice? Hannah: Uhm that happens after concert Lily: You give so much! I just wish Miley were Hannah: Miley? Miley? I dont know a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh my best friend! Hannah: Right well then why dont you go get Lily: Oh great idea! Ill her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really in it here it has to do with the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Arent you gonna get that? Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im talking to you would be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow was weird Uh why dont I just give you an autograph for her? Oliver: What about me! Im the one who loves you! Your paler in person. Yea I am you know what? Gosh it was really fun meeting you guys but I really gotta go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast and condition your beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can take towel Oliver: Hannah Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my blood got on the towel! Lily: Well, I guess im too. Ok! Lily: even a towel as a souvenir Hannah: Lily: nothing but my memories that fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says lily on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt tell you but you just freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok than that did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats right I happen to be real tight with montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant wait to her Jackson: Hey Hannah I thought my here could use a little souvenir. Hannah: Jackson GET HERE! . For you! Told ya we were tight Jacksons date: Thanks I Lily: I am so out of Hannah: Lily please wait! I wanted to tell you its just I was afraid Afraid of what? Hannah: I dont know maybe you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd like Hannah Montana more than me. Lily: Thats what you thought? That could happen Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to prove it Im going to you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At Mileys