Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah continues her smash tour with another Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. is the life]
Robbie: Whoa did you hear sold out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow needle in finger shooting pain. oh Im sorry Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it me come on now. work it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! ah no danger there partner. Farmain: I you hannah montana . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i need to tickets for tommorow night. Hannah: Sorry im out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the girl they fall in they get married he moves out. Hannah: got the tickets!! [phone
Miley: Lily: hey its me in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! up] Lily alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend miley sooner or later your gonna have to her your hannah montana . Miley: i later. seconds get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh believe me shes on the inside!! [scream mouth closed] {later at Lily: i just dont get it. why wont you go to the with me? Miley:its just that umm i really wanna spend quality time with my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my best- Miley Oh stop I just cant go ok? Lily: Ok fine Hey Miley hows it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some for my veggie burger I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the Lily interrups: Miley, MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here that lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. your funny.. oh wow my hand does feel softer wow Miley: I he is soo hot and im so lame Lily: hey hes the one who belived ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right there lets move! I just cant do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, your funny and youre totally cute, and now, you have my lucky ok Lily: WAIT! Bugger you are so gross Lily: All clear, to go Amber (take and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey we were gonna sit there! Amber: well isnt that too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the Amber: At the losers Miley: Uhmm hey amber, I it might be time to pluck the stashe Lily: and ambe is that a zit or are you another head! and Lily: GROSS! [our handshake] Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, minor set but the good news is we have better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im sorry but its just that.. I dont like montana What? Oliver: Hey baby how you doing? Oliver and may I say you two are smoking Amber: In dreams! Oliver: im counting on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she me! Lily: Oliver youre not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt like Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul hair. Oliver, I say this because I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! That was really loud wasnt it? {back at House} Jackson: Hey dad, im really about my date, well im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Son, Im not loaning you any money Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has nothing to do with money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. Robbie: I gave the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny happened? Miley: Hannah happened! Robbie: you the kids at school found out? Miley: No this was just about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No body treat me the same! Robbie: I bet would Miley: Are you kidding? Shes hannahs Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive be just miley again Robbie: Oh baby Im going to take a walk on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only that when im a father I can give my kida interrupts: No money! Jackson; think so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey Joh-Just fan Johnny: hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: ya go hey! Really soft hands Johnny: Thanks its I mean bye! Robbie: Sorry guys! sure to pick up a record and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. Hannah: thanks Lily: HIGHER OLIVER IM IN! There is no higher your already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who ever you are you have to get out of here now! Or Ill call security Lily: Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah sticks her in pie] Did you just shove pie in your face? Hannah: Its not a real pie! Its a foaming washpie. Lily: Whats wrong with voice? Hannah: Uhm that after every concert Lily: You give so much! I just Miley were here Hannah: Miley? Whos Miley? I dont know a Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh my best friend! Hannah: Right well why dont you go get her? Lily: Oh idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really work in it here it has to do the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Lily: you gonna get that? Uh Uh no! Im talking to you that would be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow was weird Hannah: Uh why dont I give you an autograph for her? Oliver: What about me! Im the one who you! Your much paler in person. Hannah: Yea I am you know what? it was really fun meeting you guys but I really gotta go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast shampoo and your beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can take towel Oliver: Hannah Montanas Towel! falls] Its ok! None of my blood got on the towel! Well, I guess im leaving too. Ok! Lily: Without even a towel as a Buh-Bye Lily: nothing but my memories will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your that I didnt tell you but you cannot just freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the biggest secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok than that did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats right I to be real tight with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, wait to meet her Jackson: Hey Hannah I thought my lady here use a little souvenir. Hannah: Jackson GET HERE! . For you! Told ya we were tight Jacksons date: Thanks I Lily: I am so out of Hannah: Lily please wait! I wanted to tell you its that I was afraid Lily: Afraid of Hannah: I dont know once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd like Hannah Montana more than me. Lily: Thats what you That could never happen Miley. Dont you know that? Hannah: Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to prove it Im going to show you something Ive never shown any friend. {At house}