Hannah (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. [This is the
Robbie: Whoa did you that sold out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow needle in finger sharp pain. oh Im sorry Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it with me come on now. work it out it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no there partner. Farmain: I love you montana . waves] Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right girl i know hannah montana . and i've got to tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i need to incredible tickets for night. Sorry im sold out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the girl they fall in love get married he moves out. You've got the tickets!! [phone
Hello? Lily: hey its me in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! [hangs up] alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend miley sooner or later your gonna to tell her your hannah montana . Miley: i later. Robby:9 get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! : oh believe me shes screaming on the inside!! [scream played closed] at school} Lily: i just dont get it. why wont you go to the with me? Miley:its just that umm i really spend some quality time with my brother. quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my best- Miley Oh stop I just cant go ok? Ok thats fine Johnny: Hey hows it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger I see you like mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today I have ketchup on the Lily interrups: Miley, MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont know is its.. its also a wonderful moisturizer here isnt lovely? Johnny: Moisturizer right.. your pretty funny.. oh wow my hand does feel wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is chance hes sitting right there lets move! I just cant do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, funny and youre totally cute, and now, you have my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! Bugger you are so gross Lily: All clear, to go Amber (take miley and seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey Amber we gonna sit there! well isnt that too bad? but dont worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan Amber: At the table Miley: Uhmm hey amber, I it might be time to pluck the stashe Lily: and ambe is that a zit or are you another head! Miley and Lily: GROSS! handshake] ok we didnt get those seats, minor set back but the good news is we have better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im but its just that.. I dont like hannah montana What? Oliver: Hey baby how you doing? Oken and may I say you two are smoking Amber: In dreams! Oliver: im on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she wants me! Lily: Oliver youre not gonna belive this, says she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every night Ill shampoo and her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say this I care about you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer my best friend, if you dont take this ticket Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! was really loud wasnt it? {back at Mileys Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, well im gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I trust and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not loaning you any Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, has nothing to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. Robbie: I gave the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny happened? Miley: Hannah happened! Robbie: you mean the kids at school out? Miley: No this was just about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No body treat me the same! I bet Lily would Miley: Are you kidding? Shes Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley again Oh baby doll Miley: Im to take a walk on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you to trust her. At least think about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Dad, I can only hope that when im a father I can give my kida Robbie No money! Jackson; think so {at the [this is the THANK YOU LOS ANGELES! Hannah: Hey another fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just sign that to Johnny, my little brother. Hannah: there ya go hey! soft hands Thanks its ketchup I mean bye! Robbie: Sorry guys! Make sure to pick up a and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate this thing, its like kissing your great aunt Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. thanks daddy Lily: HIGHER IM ALMOST IN! Oliver: There is no higher already standing on my head! Lily: Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Montanas scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill call security Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a souvenir my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah sticks her face in Lily: Did you just pie in your face? Hannah: Its not a pie! Its a foaming facial washpie. Lily: Whats wrong with voice? Hannah: Uhm that happens every concert Lily: You so much! I just wish Miley were here Hannah: Miley? Miley? I dont know a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh my best friend! Hannah: Right well why dont you go get her? Lily: Oh idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really work in it here it has to do the walls and cement and [phone rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Lily: Arent you gonna get Uh Uh no! Im talking to you that would be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow was weird Hannah: Uh why I just give you an autograph for her? Oliver: What about me! Im the one who loves you! Your paler in person. Hannah: Yea I am you know what? it was really fun meeting you guys but I really gotta go. Wait! Cant I atleast shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can take towel Oliver: Hannah Towel! [oliver falls] Its ok! None of my blood got on the towel! Lily: Well, I im leaving too. Ok! Lily: Without even a towel as a Buh-Bye Lily: but my memories that will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I cant belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says on the back just like that. Hannah/Miley: Tada! Lily I know your that I didnt tell you but you cannot just freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Hannah: Ok other than that did you the concert? Jackson: Thats right I happen to be real with hannah montana. Date: cool, cant wait to meet her Jackson: Hey Hannah I thought my lady could use a little souvenir. Hannah: GET OUTTA HERE! Jackson: . For you! ya we were tight Jacksons Thanks I guess Lily: I am so out of Hannah: Lily please wait! I wanted to tell you its that I was afraid Lily: Afraid of Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend and youd like Hannah Montana more than me. Lily: Thats what you thought? That could never happen Miley. Dont you that? Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to prove it Im going to show you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At house}