Sings (this is the life)
Host: fourteen year old sensation, Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with Sold out show tomorrow night in L.A. [This is the
Whoa did you hear that sold out in L.A! Whoa! Farmain: Ow Ow needle in finger sharp pain. Hannah: oh Im Farmain. Farmain: ah its ok I kiss it all better!! Alright. aww look at you you look gorgeous!! your gonna look beautiful in the finale. Do it me come on now. work it out work it out and pop it! oh! cushy tear awkward moment time to go. dont look at my booty!! Robby: ah no there partner. I love you hannah montana . [hannah Jackson : Do you mind i am on the phone here. Alright. i've got a life to you know and i would appreciate it if i could get through one conversation without hearing the words "hannah montana " [on phone] yea thats right i know hannah montana . and i've got to incredible tickets for tommorow night. great ill see you then. [hangs up] [to miley] i to incredible tickets for tommorow night. Hannah: Sorry im out. : Dad. Robby: hey think about it this way miley. he goes out with the girl they fall in love they get he moves out. Hannah: got the tickets!! [phone
Miley: hey its me landing in 20 seconds!! Hannah: Great!! up] Lily alert in 18 seconds! Jackson :shes your best friend miley sooner or later your gonna have to tell her hannah montana . i pick later. Robby:9 get the juice. got it!! good. three. : two. one!! Lily: guess who just two tickets to the hottest concert in town. miley! you and i, i being your best friend are going to see the one the only...HANNAH MONTANA !! Whoa!! your not screaming...WHY ARNT YOU SCREAMING!! Jackson : oh believe me shes on the inside!! played mouth closed] {later at Lily: i just get it. why wont you go to the concert with me? just that umm i really wanna spend some quality time with my brother. Lily: quality time with your brother?? Ok If your not gonna tell me I guess theres nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so by my best- Miley Oh stop I just cant go ok? Ok thats fine Johnny: Hey Miley it going (lily miley) Miley: uhm pretty good, just getting some ketchup for my veggie burger I see you mayonnaise never tried that on a veggie burger and maybe I should but not today because I have ketchup on the interrups: Miley, Miley MILEY! Miley: you know, what a lot of people dont know is its.. its a wonderful moisturizer here isnt that lovely? Moisturizer right.. your pretty funny.. oh wow my hand does feel softer wow Miley: I know he is soo hot and im so Lily: hey hes the one who belived that ketchup was a moisturizer, Miley youve been totally crushing on johnny collins for months, he thought you were funny this is your chance hes sitting right there move! Miley: I just do it Lily: yes you can, Miley your smart, funny and youre totally cute, and now, you have my lucky bracelet ok Lily: WAIT! check Miley: you are so Lily: All clear, to go (take miley and lilys seats): Hey Johnny Lily: Hey Amber we gonna sit there! Amber: well isnt that too bad? but worry, there are seats over there by the trashcan Amber: At the losers Miley: Uhmm hey amber, I think it might be to pluck the stashe Lily: and ambe is a zit or are you getting another head! Miley and Lily: GROSS! [our Lily: ok we didnt get those seats, minor set but the good news is we have better seats for hannah montana Miley: Im but its just that.. I dont like hannah montana Lily: Oliver: Hey baby how you doing? Oliver Oken and may I say you two are Amber: In dreams! im counting on that! Hey slick! Hey! Oh yea she wants me! Lily: Oliver not gonna belive this, Miley says she doesnt like Hannah Montana! Oliver: WHAT! Hannah montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet, in fact FYI one day im going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. Gonna watch her every minuet of every day,Protect her from any obssessed fans, every Ill shampoo and condition her beautiul blonde hair. Miley: Oliver, I say this because I care you GET SOME HELP! Lily: Miley dont make me go to see my favorite singer without my best friend, if you dont take this Ill end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Montana Oliver: YOU HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO HANNAH MONTANA ! was really loud wasnt it? {back at House} Jackson: Hey dad, im really nervous about my date, well im just gonna come out and say this- There is no body in the world whos advice I and respect more than yours Robbie: Son, Im not loaning you any Jackson: What! What? Is that what you think this is about? Dad, Dad I am hurt, This has to do with borrowing money, I was actually kinda hoping for more of an out rat gift. Robbie: I the gift a lot son, Dont push it! Hunny what happened? Hannah Montana happened! Robbie: you mean the at school found out? Miley: No this was about I ticket to see Hannah Montana. What if they found out I was Hannah Montana? No body would treat me the same! I bet Lily would Miley: Are you kidding? hannahs Biggest Fan! If she knew the truth, ive never be just miley again Robbie: Oh doll Im going to take a walk on the beach Robbie: Now hold on just a minuet First lets get this french fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you, boy that sucker is really in there too. Second of all, I know your concerned that if Lily finds out that she wont treat you the same but shes still your best bud.Now, you need to trust her. At least about telling her. Miley:Ok. NOT HAPPEN! Jackson: Dad, I can only that when im a father I can give my kida Robbie No money! Jackson; think so {at the is the life] Hannah: YOU LOS ANGELES! Hey Joh-Just another fan Johnny: Uhmm hi can you make this out to Johnny, its not me its my brother he really likes you, not that I dont, cuz I do but you know its he wanted me to get it, so im getting it. Yea if so you could just that to Johnny, my little brother. there ya go hey! Really soft hands Johnny: its ketchup I mean bye! Sorry guys! Make sure to pick up a record and I t-shirt in the lobby. He is so CUTE! Robbie:Hunny at your age theres only 2 things that are cute and thats squirells and little puppy dogs. Whoo! I tell ya what, I hate wearing this thing, its like kissing your great Clara Hey great show tonight, Ill go get the limo. Your momma would have been so proud of you. Hannah: thanks Lily: HIGHER IM ALMOST IN! Oliver: There is no your already standing on my head! Jump you idiot! Jump! Whaa! Whaa!! Oops! Wha. And she sticks the landing! Hannah Montanas Hot Dogs! Hannah Montanas scarf! HANNAH MONTANA ! AHH! Hannah: Who you are you have to get out of here right now! Or Ill call security Wa-Wait! No im sorry I was just looking for a souvenir my name is Lily Truscott and im a HUGE fan. [hannah sticks her in pie] Did you just shove pie in your face? Hannah: Its not a real pie! Its a foaming washpie. Lily: Whats with your voice? Hannah: Uhm that happens after every You give so much! I just wish Miley were here Hannah: Miley? Whos Miley? I dont a miley? Thats a strange name. Lily: Oh shes my friend! Hannah: Right well why dont you go get her? Oh great idea! Ill call her! Hannah: NO! you know cell phones dont really work in it here it has to do with the walls and and [phone rings] Ok they mustve fixed it! Arent you gonna get that? Hannah: Uh Uh no! Im to you that would be rude! OK shes not home! Lily: Wow was weird Hannah: Uh why dont I just you an autograph for her? Oliver: What about me! Im the one who loves you! Your paler in person. Hannah: Yea I am you know what? it was really fun meeting you guys but I really gotta go. Oliver: Wait! Cant I atleast shampoo and your beautiful blonde hair? Hannah: No but you can take towel Oliver: Hannah Montanas Towel! [oliver Its ok! None of my blood got on the towel! Lily: Well, I im leaving too. Ok! Lily: Without a towel as a souvenir Hannah: nothing but my memories that will fade, too too quickly! Alright! Alright! Here! Lily: OMG! The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage! I belive! Hey! I have a lucky bracelet like that I loned it to my best friend yesturday, of course mine says lily on the back just like that. Tada! Lily I know your upset that I didnt tell you but you cannot just freeze me out like that. Please talk to me. Lily: I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything but I guess I was wrong cuz u kept just the secret in the world Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana! Ok other than that did you enjoy the concert? Jackson: Thats right I to be real tight with hannah montana. Jacksons Date: cool, cant wait to her Jackson: Hey Hannah I thought my lady here could use a souvenir. Jackson GET OUTTA HERE! Jackson: . For you! ya we were tight Jacksons date: I guess Lily: I am so out of Hannah: Lily please wait! I to tell you its just that I was afraid Lily: Afraid of Hannah: I dont know maybe once you knew you wont want to be my friend anymore and youd Hannah Montana more than me. Lily: Thats you thought? That could never happen Miley. Dont you know that? Yea I do. Ok no more secrets and to prove it Im going to show you something Ive never shown any other friend. {At Mileys