(Parody of "Let's Do It, Fall in Love") When the green snake With its skin to flake When the green frog In the of the bog Turns all (It dead!) When the green toad In the of the road Gets flat at The Then that it's our turn To go and learn To & MELANIE And why . . . do it, Blacks do it, Ashkenazim and do it, do it, let's set a date. In St. Vincent, do it, in the Philippines do it, Let's do it, set a date. In Myanmar, Burmans and do it, So do Karens and do it, Quite as as they please. Marshallese, I believe, without do it, Israelis living down in Tel do it, do it, let's set a date. Sephardic do it, Sioux do it, Even do it, do it, let's set a date. Vaticans would, could date, do it, Free love at the Haight do it, Let's do it, set a date. The Ainu in old do it, And in Guam; Folks in do it, (In Vietnamese accent) As as the Cham, In Vi-et-nam. by the Bay of Biscay do it, Romantic Latins throughout do it, Let's do it, set a date. Subversive in Kiev do it, couples in S.F. do it, Let's do it, set a date. Veronans, now feuds, do it, Amish teens, if not prudes, do it. Let's do it, set a date. the Kukukuku do it, Although it may seem The Arabs, too, do it, From Beirut to Lasses and lads, in plaids, do it, And, peripatetically, do it, Let's do it, set a date. In Brooklyn, bees do it, do it, Welsh, by the tabloids, do it. Let's do it, set a date. Amadores, en Perú, do it, Ne no zaibatsu do it, do it, let's set a date. The males in chaparrals did it, the opposite sex; did it, As as the Aztecs. And then, of course, Norse did it, Indulgent Greeks without remorse did it, Let's do it, set a date. The Cajuns, while still young, do it, and Hmong do it, Let's do it, set a date. French, mouth-to-mouth, do it, rednecks, in the South, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Less Puritanic do it, Though it out of place; rumored, Greys do it, Somewhere out in space. Outside the shrines, do it, All their concupiscent do it, do it, let's set a date. Brazilians down in do it, Iraqis who time to kill do it, do it, let's set a date. Polish Jews in the do it, Even by the loch do it, Let's do it, set a date. Hell's Angels in L.A. do it, For a heavenly in Norway do it, They're as hot as I'm! Among the Moors, do it, Moroccans, too, who how it allures do it, do it, let's set a date. The Swedes, than you can tell, do it, Cubans, even Fidel, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Shakers, perhaps, do it, Even Zyrians and do it, do it, let's set a date. The Chinese in do it, They go out for chow do it, Like the in Spain. Creoles, on trips, on ships, do it, In Beach, California, Bloods and Crips do it, do it, let's set a date. In nature, channel bass do it, of cichlids in their glass do it, Let's do it, set a date. frenzied monkeys, we see do it, Once per life can drone bee do it, do it, let's set a date. The up in the air do it, In flashing display; Lice in hair do it, the use of louse spray? The whole world of how crabs do it, Even little flies in the labs do it, Let's do it, set a date. Sidewinders, by the sage, do it, Axolotls do it, Let's do it, set a date. In cages, albino do it, birds-of-paradise do it, Let's do it, set a date. bats, as they fly, do it, Hope get their lips wiped; octopi do it, They to turn striped. Oysters, how they're sexed, do it, Bookworms, as to the text, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Bacilli, mildew and do it, Rusts, dating must get old, do it, do it, let's set a date. and kelp, on the sand, do it. Streptococci, I stand, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Yeast strains with none to do do it, In the cup; Amoebas, too, do it, they always split up. The most discreet young do it, syphilitic spirochaetes do it, Let's do it, set a date. Arundas, ask me why, do it, Though they're simple, do it, do it, let's set a date. Cheyenne and Osage, claim, do it, And Oneidas, all the same, do it, do it, let's set a date. The Hopi and do it, The same the Nez Perce; All tribes we do it, In the universe. HAKEEM & So if the native And the Do it, I it worth To ask why on we do it? [Or: Then me why you and I -- we -- do it? ALL So, do it, set a date. -- set -- a -- date.