(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's in Love") When the little green With its inclined to flake When the little frog In the of the bog all red; (It dead!) When the little toad In the middle of the squashed flat at The Then that it's our turn To go and learn To & MELANIE And why . . . Whites do it, do it, and Cossacks do it, Let's do it, set a date. In St. Vincent, do it, in the Philippines do it, Let's do it, set a date. In Myanmar, Burmans and do it, So do and Shans do it, Quite as as they please. Marshallese, I believe, without do it, Israelis down in Tel Aviv do it, Let's do it, set a date. Sephardic Jews do it, do it, Even do it, Let's do it, set a date. Vaticans would, could date, do it, Free love vendors at the do it, Let's do it, set a date. The Ainu in old do it, And in Guam; Folks in do it, (In accent) As well as the Cham, In Vi-et-nam. Basques by the Bay of do it, Romantic Latins Uruguay do it, Let's do it, set a date. Subversive in Kiev do it, Same-sex in S.F. do it, do it, let's set a date. Veronans, now feuds, do it, teens, if they're not prudes, do it. Let's do it, set a date. the Kukukuku do it, Although it may seem The Arabs, too, do it, Beirut to Riyadh; Lasses and lads, in plaids, do it, And, peripatetically, do it, do it, let's set a date. In Brooklyn, do it, birds do it, Welsh, by the tabloids, do it. Let's do it, set a date. Amadores, en Perú, do it, Ne Nihon no do it, do it, let's set a date. The males in chaparrals did it, the opposite sex; did it, As as the Aztecs. And then, of course, ancient did it, Classic Greeks without remorse did it, Let's do it, set a date. The Cajuns, while they're young, do it, Mauritanians and do it, do it, let's set a date. French, mouth-to-mouth, do it, rednecks, in the South, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Puritanic Bombays do it, Though it out of place; rumored, Greys do it, Somewhere out in space. the shrines, Palestines do it, All their concubines do it, do it, let's set a date. Brazilians in Brazil do it, who have time to kill do it, Let's do it, set a date. Polish Jews in the do it, Ulsters by the loch do it, Let's do it, set a date. Angels down in L.A. do it, For a time; Folks in do it, just as hot as I'm! Among the Moors, do it, Moroccans, too, who know how it do it, do it, let's set a date. The Swedes, more you can tell, do it, Cubans, with Fidel, do it, do it, let's set a date. Shakers, perhaps, do it, Even Zyrians and do it, Let's do it, set a date. The in Chinatown do it, They go out for chow do it, Like the in Spain. Creoles, on trips, on ships, do it, In Long Beach, California, Bloods and do it, Let's do it, set a date. In nature, black bass do it, Pairs of in their glass do it, do it, let's set a date. Some monkeys, we see do it, Once per can each drone bee do it, do it, let's set a date. The up in the air do it, In flashing display; Lice in your do it, the use of louse spray? The whole world gabs of how do it, Even fruit flies in the labs do it, do it, let's set a date. Sidewinders, by the sage, do it, Axolotls do it, Let's do it, set a date. In cages, mice do it, Even do it, Let's do it, set a date. bats, as they fly, do it, Hope they get their lips octopi do it, They begin to striped. Oysters, perplexed how sexed, do it, Bookworms, as to the text, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Bacilli, mildew and do it, Rusts, dating must get old, do it, Let's do it, set a date. and kelp, on the sand, do it. Streptococci, I stand, do it, do it, let's set a date. Yeast strains with none to do do it, In the scientist's Amoebas, too, do it, Though they split up. The most discreet young do it, Even syphilitic do it, Let's do it, set a date. Arundas, ask me why, do it, Though simple, Tasaday do it, Let's do it, set a date. Cheyenne and Osage, claim, do it, And Oneidas, all the same, do it, Let's do it, set a date. The and Navajo do it, The same with the Nez All tribes we do it, In the universe. & MELANIE: So if the Cherokee And the Do it, I it worth To ask why on we do it? [Or: Then me why you and I -- we -- do it? ALL So, do it, set a date. -- set -- a -- date.