(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's in Love") When the little snake With its skin to flake When the little green In the of the bog Turns all (It dead!) When the little toad In the of the road Gets squashed at The Then that it's our turn To go ahead and To & MELANIE And why . . . Whites do it, do it, and Cossacks do it, Let's do it, set a date. In St. Vincent, do it, People in the do it, do it, let's set a date. In Myanmar, Burmans and do it, So do Karens and do it, as much as they please. Marshallese, I believe, without do it, living down in Tel Aviv do it, Let's do it, set a date. Sephardic Jews do it, do it, Even do it, do it, let's set a date. Vaticans would, they date, do it, Free love vendors at the do it, Let's do it, set a date. The in old Japan do it, And Chamorros in Folks in do it, (In accent) As well as the Cham, In Vi-et-nam. by the Bay of Biscay do it, Romantic Latins Uruguay do it, Let's do it, set a date. Subversive Reds in do it, couples in S.F. do it, Let's do it, set a date. Veronans, now feuds, do it, teens, if they're not prudes, do it. Let's do it, set a date. Even the do it, Although it may odd; The Arabs, too, do it, From Beirut to and lads, in Scotch plaids, do it, And, peripatetically, do it, do it, let's set a date. In Brooklyn, do it, birds do it, Welsh, by the tabloids, do it. Let's do it, set a date. Amadores, en Perú, do it, Ne no zaibatsu do it, Let's do it, set a date. The males in Rome's did it, the opposite sex; did it, As as the Aztecs. And then, of course, ancient did it, Indulgent Greeks without remorse did it, do it, let's set a date. The Cajuns, while they're young, do it, Mauritanians and do it, Let's do it, set a date. French, mouth-to-mouth, do it, rednecks, in the South, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Less Bombays do it, Though it out of place; rumored, Greys do it, Somewhere out in space. the shrines, Palestines do it, All their concupiscent do it, do it, let's set a date. Brazilians down in do it, who have time to kill do it, Let's do it, set a date. Jews in the shtetlach do it, Even by the loch do it, do it, let's set a date. Hell's Angels in L.A. do it, For a heavenly Folks in do it, just as hot as I'm! Among the Moors, do it, Moroccans, too, who how it allures do it, Let's do it, set a date. The Swedes, than you can tell, do it, Cubans, with Fidel, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Shakers, perhaps, do it, Even and Lapps do it, do it, let's set a date. The in Chinatown do it, They go out for chow do it, Like the in Spain. Creoles, on trips, on ships, do it, In Beach, California, Bloods and Crips do it, do it, let's set a date. In nature, channel bass do it, Pairs of in their glass do it, do it, let's set a date. Some monkeys, we see do it, Once per life can each bee do it, Let's do it, set a date. The up in the air do it, In flashing display; Lice in your do it, What's the use of louse The whole gabs of how crabs do it, Even fruit flies in the labs do it, Let's do it, set a date. Sidewinders, by the sage, do it, underage do it, Let's do it, set a date. In cages, mice do it, birds-of-paradise do it, Let's do it, set a date. Vampire bats, as fly, do it, they get their lips wiped; Grey do it, They begin to striped. Oysters, how they're sexed, do it, Bookworms, as to the text, do it, do it, let's set a date. Bacilli, mildew and do it, Rusts, though dating get old, do it, do it, let's set a date. and kelp, on the sand, do it. Streptococci, I stand, do it, do it, let's set a date. Yeast with none else to do do it, In the cup; Amoebas, too, do it, Though they split up. The discreet young gametes do it, Even spirochaetes do it, do it, let's set a date. Arundas, ask me why, do it, Though simple, Tasaday do it, do it, let's set a date. Cheyenne and Osage, claim, do it, And Oneidas, all the same, do it, Let's do it, set a date. The Hopi and do it, The with the Nez Perce; All tribes we do it, In the universe. & MELANIE: So if the native And the Do it, I it worth To ask why on we do it? [Or: Then me why you and I -- we -- do it? ALL So, do it, set a date. -- set -- a -- date.