(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's in Love") When the little snake With its skin inclined to When the little frog In the of the bog all red; (It dead!) When the little green In the middle of the squashed flat at The Then that it's our turn To go and learn To & MELANIE And why . . . Whites do it, do it, and Cossacks do it, Let's do it, set a date. In St. Vincent, do it, in the Philippines do it, Let's do it, set a date. In Myanmar, and Mons do it, So do Karens and do it, Quite as as they please. Marshallese, I believe, without do it, Israelis living down in Tel do it, do it, let's set a date. Sephardic do it, Sioux do it, Even do it, do it, let's set a date. Vaticans would, could date, do it, Free vendors at the Haight do it, Let's do it, set a date. The in old Japan do it, And Chamorros in Folks in do it, (In accent) As well as the Cham, In Vi-et-nam. by the Bay of Biscay do it, Romantic Latins throughout do it, Let's do it, set a date. Subversive in Kiev do it, Same-sex in S.F. do it, Let's do it, set a date. Veronans, now feuds, do it, Amish teens, if not prudes, do it. do it, let's set a date. Even the do it, Although it may odd; The Arabs, too, do it, From Beirut to Lasses and lads, in plaids, do it, And, peripatetically, do it, Let's do it, set a date. In Brooklyn, do it, birds do it, Welsh, by the tabloids, do it. do it, let's set a date. Amadores, en Perú, do it, Ne Nihon no do it, Let's do it, set a date. The males in chaparrals did it, the opposite sex; did it, As as the Aztecs. And then, of course, Norse did it, Indulgent Greeks without remorse did it, do it, let's set a date. The Cajuns, they're still young, do it, and Hmong do it, Let's do it, set a date. French, mouth-to-mouth, do it, rednecks, in the South, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Less Puritanic do it, Though it seems out of It's rumored, do it, Somewhere out in space. Outside the shrines, do it, All their concubines do it, do it, let's set a date. Brazilians in Brazil do it, Iraqis who have time to do it, do it, let's set a date. Polish in the shtetlach do it, Even by the loch do it, do it, let's set a date. Hell's Angels in L.A. do it, For a time; in Norway do it, They're as hot as I'm! the Moors, paramours do it, Moroccans, too, who how it allures do it, do it, let's set a date. The Swedes, than you can tell, do it, Cubans, with Fidel, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Shakers, perhaps, do it, Even and Lapps do it, do it, let's set a date. The in Chinatown do it, They go out for chow do it, Like the in Spain. Creoles, on trips, on ships, do it, In Beach, California, Bloods and Crips do it, Let's do it, set a date. In nature, black bass do it, Pairs of cichlids in their do it, do it, let's set a date. Some monkeys, we see do it, Once per life can drone bee do it, do it, let's set a date. The up in the air do it, In their display; Lice in hair do it, What's the use of spray? The whole world of how crabs do it, Even little flies in the labs do it, Let's do it, set a date. Sidewinders, by the sage, do it, Axolotls do it, Let's do it, set a date. In cages, mice do it, Even do it, Let's do it, set a date. bats, as they fly, do it, Hope they get lips wiped; Grey do it, They begin to striped. Oysters, perplexed how sexed, do it, Bookworms, as to the text, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Bacilli, mildew and do it, Rusts, though dating get old, do it, Let's do it, set a date. and kelp, on the sand, do it. Streptococci, I stand, do it, do it, let's set a date. Yeast strains with else to do do it, In the cup; Amoebas, too, do it, Though they always up. The most young gametes do it, Even spirochaetes do it, Let's do it, set a date. Arundas, ask me why, do it, Though simple, Tasaday do it, Let's do it, set a date. Cheyenne and Osage, claim, do it, And Oneidas, all the same, do it, do it, let's set a date. The Hopi and do it, The same the Nez Perce; All we know do it, In the universe. HAKEEM & So if the native And the Do it, I think it To ask why on we do it? [Or: tell me why you and I -- we -- do it? ALL So, do it, set a date. -- set -- a -- date.