(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's in Love") When the green snake With its skin inclined to When the little frog In the of the bog all red; (It dead!) When the green toad In the middle of the squashed flat at The Then that means our turn To go and learn To HAKEEM & And why . . . Whites do it, do it, Ashkenazim and do it, Let's do it, set a date. In St. Vincent, do it, in the Philippines do it, Let's do it, set a date. In Myanmar, and Mons do it, So do Karens and do it, Quite as much as please. Marshallese, I believe, leave do it, Israelis living down in Tel do it, do it, let's set a date. Sephardic do it, Sioux do it, ni-Vanuatus do it, Let's do it, set a date. would, could they date, do it, Free love vendors at the do it, do it, let's set a date. The in old Japan do it, And Chamorros in Folks in do it, (In Vietnamese accent) As as the Cham, In Vi-et-nam. by the Bay of Biscay do it, Romantic Latins throughout do it, Let's do it, set a date. Subversive in Kiev do it, Same-sex in S.F. do it, Let's do it, set a date. Veronans, now feuds, do it, Amish teens, if not prudes, do it. do it, let's set a date. Even the do it, Although it may seem The Arabs, too, do it, Beirut to Riyadh; Lasses and lads, in plaids, do it, And, peripatetically, do it, Let's do it, set a date. In Brooklyn, do it, birds do it, Welsh, by the tabloids, do it. do it, let's set a date. Amadores, en Perú, do it, Ne Nihon no do it, do it, let's set a date. The in Rome's chaparrals did it, With the opposite did it, As as the Aztecs. And then, of course, Norse did it, Indulgent Classic Greeks without did it, do it, let's set a date. The Cajuns, while they're young, do it, Mauritanians and do it, do it, let's set a date. French, mouth-to-mouth, do it, rednecks, in the South, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Puritanic Bombays do it, Though it out of place; rumored, Greys do it, Somewhere out in space. Outside the shrines, do it, All concupiscent concubines do it, Let's do it, set a date. Brazilians in Brazil do it, Iraqis who time to kill do it, Let's do it, set a date. Polish in the shtetlach do it, Even Ulsters by the do it, Let's do it, set a date. Angels down in L.A. do it, For a time; Folks in do it, just as hot as I'm! Among the Moors, do it, Moroccans, too, who know how it do it, Let's do it, set a date. The Swedes, than you can tell, do it, Cubans, even Fidel, do it, do it, let's set a date. Shakers, perhaps, do it, Even and Lapps do it, do it, let's set a date. The in Chinatown do it, go out for chow mein; do it, Like the in Spain. Creoles, on trips, on ships, do it, In Long Beach, California, and Crips do it, Let's do it, set a date. In nature, black bass do it, Pairs of cichlids in their do it, Let's do it, set a date. frenzied monkeys, we see do it, Once per life can drone bee do it, do it, let's set a date. The up in the air do it, In flashing display; in your hair do it, What's the use of spray? The whole world gabs of how do it, Even little fruit flies in the do it, Let's do it, set a date. Sidewinders, by the sage, do it, Axolotls do it, do it, let's set a date. In cages, albino do it, Even do it, do it, let's set a date. Vampire bats, as fly, do it, Hope they get their wiped; Grey do it, They to turn striped. Oysters, how they're sexed, do it, Bookworms, as to the text, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Bacilli, and mold do it, Rusts, though dating get old, do it, Let's do it, set a date. and kelp, on the sand, do it. Streptococci, I stand, do it, Let's do it, set a date. strains with none else to do do it, In the cup; Amoebas, too, do it, Though always split up. The most discreet gametes do it, syphilitic spirochaetes do it, Let's do it, set a date. Arundas, ask me why, do it, Though simple, Tasaday do it, Let's do it, set a date. Cheyenne and Osage, claim, do it, And Oneidas, all the same, do it, do it, let's set a date. The Hopi and do it, The same the Nez Perce; All tribes we do it, In the universe. HAKEEM & So if the native And the Do it, I think it To ask why on we do it? [Or: tell me why you and I -- we -- do it? ALL So, do it, set a date. -- set -- a -- date.