(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's in Love") When the little green With its skin to flake When the green frog In the of the bog all red; (It dead!) When the little green In the of the road squashed flat at The Then that it's our turn To go and learn To & MELANIE And why . . . do it, Blacks do it, Ashkenazim and do it, Let's do it, set a date. In St. Vincent, do it, People in the do it, do it, let's set a date. In Myanmar, and Mons do it, So do and Shans do it, Quite as as they please. Marshallese, I believe, without do it, Israelis down in Tel Aviv do it, Let's do it, set a date. Sephardic do it, Sioux do it, Even do it, Let's do it, set a date. Vaticans would, they date, do it, Free love vendors at the do it, do it, let's set a date. The Ainu in old do it, And in Guam; in Iran do it, (In accent) As well as the Cham, In Vi-et-nam. Basques by the Bay of do it, Romantic Latins throughout do it, Let's do it, set a date. Subversive in Kiev do it, couples in S.F. do it, Let's do it, set a date. Veronans, now feuds, do it, Amish teens, if not prudes, do it. Let's do it, set a date. Even the do it, it may seem odd; The Arabs, too, do it, From to Riyadh; and lads, in Scotch plaids, do it, And, peripatetically, do it, Let's do it, set a date. In Brooklyn, do it, birds do it, Welsh, by the tabloids, do it. Let's do it, set a date. Amadores, en Perú, do it, Ne no zaibatsu do it, Let's do it, set a date. The males in chaparrals did it, With the sex; did it, As as the Aztecs. And then, of course, ancient did it, Classic Greeks without remorse did it, Let's do it, set a date. The Cajuns, they're still young, do it, Mauritanians and do it, Let's do it, set a date. French, mouth-to-mouth, do it, rednecks, in the South, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Less Puritanic do it, Though it seems out of It's rumored, do it, out there in space. Outside the shrines, do it, All their concupiscent do it, Let's do it, set a date. Brazilians down in do it, who have time to kill do it, Let's do it, set a date. Jews in the shtetlach do it, Even Ulsters by the do it, do it, let's set a date. Hell's Angels in L.A. do it, For a heavenly in Norway do it, They're as hot as I'm! the Moors, paramours do it, Moroccans, too, who how it allures do it, Let's do it, set a date. The Swedes, than you can tell, do it, Cubans, even Fidel, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Shakers, perhaps, do it, Even and Lapps do it, do it, let's set a date. The in Chinatown do it, They go out for mein; do it, Like the in Spain. Creoles, on trips, on ships, do it, In Beach, California, Bloods and Crips do it, Let's do it, set a date. In nature, black channel do it, Pairs of in their glass do it, Let's do it, set a date. frenzied monkeys, we see do it, Once per life can drone bee do it, Let's do it, set a date. The up in the air do it, In their display; in your hair do it, What's the use of spray? The whole world gabs of how do it, little fruit flies in the labs do it, Let's do it, set a date. Sidewinders, by the sage, do it, Axolotls do it, Let's do it, set a date. In cages, mice do it, birds-of-paradise do it, Let's do it, set a date. Vampire bats, as fly, do it, Hope get their lips wiped; octopi do it, They begin to striped. Oysters, perplexed how sexed, do it, Bookworms, as to the text, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Bacilli, mildew and do it, Rusts, dating must get old, do it, do it, let's set a date. and kelp, on the sand, do it. Streptococci, I stand, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Yeast strains none else to do do it, In the scientist's Amoebas, too, do it, Though they split up. The discreet young gametes do it, syphilitic spirochaetes do it, Let's do it, set a date. Arundas, ask me why, do it, Though simple, Tasaday do it, Let's do it, set a date. Cheyenne and Osage, claim, do it, And Oneidas, all the same, do it, Let's do it, set a date. The and Navajo do it, The same with the Nez All tribes we do it, In the universe. & MELANIE: So if the native And the Do it, I think it To ask why on we do it? [Or: tell me why you and I -- we -- do it? ALL So, do it, set a date. -- set -- a -- date.