(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's in Love") When the green snake With its skin to flake When the little frog In the of the bog all red; (It dead!) When the little toad In the of the road Gets squashed at The Then that means it's our To go ahead and To & MELANIE And why . . . Whites do it, do it, Ashkenazim and do it, Let's do it, set a date. In St. Vincent, do it, People in the do it, do it, let's set a date. In Myanmar, Burmans and do it, So do Karens and do it, Quite as as they please. Marshallese, I believe, without do it, Israelis living in Tel Aviv do it, Let's do it, set a date. Sephardic do it, Sioux do it, Even do it, Let's do it, set a date. Vaticans would, could date, do it, Free love vendors at the do it, do it, let's set a date. The in old Japan do it, And in Guam; in Iran do it, (In Vietnamese accent) As as the Cham, In Vi-et-nam. by the Bay of Biscay do it, Romantic Latins Uruguay do it, do it, let's set a date. Subversive Reds in do it, couples in S.F. do it, Let's do it, set a date. Veronans, now feuds, do it, teens, if they're not prudes, do it. Let's do it, set a date. the Kukukuku do it, Although it may seem The Arabs, too, do it, From to Riyadh; and lads, in Scotch plaids, do it, And, peripatetically, do it, do it, let's set a date. In Brooklyn, bees do it, do it, Welsh, by the tabloids, do it. Let's do it, set a date. Amadores, en Perú, do it, Ne Nihon no do it, Let's do it, set a date. The in Rome's chaparrals did it, With the sex; did it, As as the Aztecs. And then, of course, Norse did it, Indulgent Greeks without remorse did it, do it, let's set a date. The Cajuns, while they're young, do it, and Hmong do it, Let's do it, set a date. French, mouth-to-mouth, do it, rednecks, in the South, do it, Let's do it, set a date. Puritanic Bombays do it, Though it out of place; It's rumored, do it, out there in space. Outside the shrines, do it, All their concubines do it, do it, let's set a date. Brazilians in Brazil do it, who have time to kill do it, Let's do it, set a date. Polish Jews in the do it, Even by the loch do it, Let's do it, set a date. Angels down in L.A. do it, For a heavenly in Norway do it, They're as hot as I'm! Among the Moors, do it, Moroccans, too, who how it allures do it, do it, let's set a date. The Swedes, more you can tell, do it, Cubans, with Fidel, do it, do it, let's set a date. Shakers, perhaps, do it, Even Zyrians and do it, Let's do it, set a date. The in Chinatown do it, They go out for chow do it, Like the in Spain. Creoles, on trips, on ships, do it, In Beach, California, Bloods and Crips do it, do it, let's set a date. In nature, black channel do it, Pairs of cichlids in their do it, Let's do it, set a date. Some monkeys, we see do it, Once per life can each bee do it, do it, let's set a date. The up in the air do it, In flashing display; Lice in your do it, What's the use of louse The whole gabs of how crabs do it, little fruit flies in the labs do it, Let's do it, set a date. Sidewinders, by the sage, do it, underage do it, Let's do it, set a date. In cages, mice do it, Even do it, Let's do it, set a date. bats, as they fly, do it, Hope get their lips wiped; Grey do it, begin to turn striped. Oysters, perplexed how sexed, do it, Bookworms, as to the text, do it, do it, let's set a date. Bacilli, and mold do it, Rusts, though must get old, do it, do it, let's set a date. and kelp, on the sand, do it. Streptococci, I stand, do it, Let's do it, set a date. strains with none else to do do it, In the cup; Amoebas, too, do it, Though they always up. The most young gametes do it, syphilitic spirochaetes do it, Let's do it, set a date. Arundas, ask me why, do it, Though simple, Tasaday do it, Let's do it, set a date. Cheyenne and Osage, claim, do it, And Oneidas, all the same, do it, Let's do it, set a date. The Hopi and do it, The same the Nez Perce; All we know do it, In the universe. HAKEEM & So if the native And the Do it, I it worth To ask why on we do it? [Or: tell me why you and I -- we -- do it? ALL So, do it, set a date. -- set -- a -- date.