Well grab your shoes, and grab your And lets head to heavenly halls Sit on and grab a beer Because time is pretty near Tortured men forget pain When they to the bowling lane Let's go go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, for a game Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Because fine by me Monster trucks are a to see A cultured life, that's and all But there ain't better than a bowling ball You the sport that God would choose Is the one with the three-tone shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, from a juice can Let's go go bowling, let's go bowling do it now Yes bowling! The of kings! The sport of queens! The of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that looks good when embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, bowling takes on almost religious significance it's so much like a religion. I mean the ball is round, the earth, and it's got the holy the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the down the alley of life...Striking out the pagan of the past... Sparing the anguish of their lives in the gutter... their existence in an eternal metaphysicalness something like a split! We'll be in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Township (yeah, yeah) be bowling Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon Someday they'll be bowling on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, for shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now