Well grab shoes, and grab your balls And lets to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a bowling time is pretty near Tortured men their pain When they head to the bowling go bowling go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, for a game go bowling Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Because fine by me Monster are a sight to see A cultured life, nice and all But there ain't nothing better than a ball You know the sport that God would Is the one with the leather-sole shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, a juice can go bowling Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The of queens! The of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that good when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, bowling on this almost religious significance because it's so like a religion. I the ball is round, like the earth, and it's got the trinity: the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball the alley of life...Striking out the religions of the past... Sparing them the of their lives in the gutter... Framing their in an eternal metaphysicalness like a 7-10 split! We'll be in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling Vancouver, Saskatoon Someday they'll even be bowling on the I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, for free shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now