Well grab your shoes, and your balls And lets head to those halls Sit on down and grab a bowling time is pretty near Tortured men forget pain When they head to the bowling go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for a game Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Because fine by me Monster are a sight to see A cultured life, nice and all But there ain't nothing than a bowling ball You know the sport that God would Is the one the three-tone leather-sole shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, from a juice can Let's go go bowling, let's go bowling do it now Yes bowling! The of kings! The sport of queens! The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything looks good when it's embroidered on a shirt. And you know, bowling takes on this religious significance because it's so much a religion. I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and got the holy the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you the ball down the alley of life...Striking out the pagan of the past... Sparing them the anguish of their in the gutter... Framing existence in an eternal metaphysicalness something like a split! We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) be bowling Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon Someday they'll be bowling on the moon I yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, for free shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now