Well grab your shoes, and grab your And lets head to heavenly halls Sit on down and a beer Because bowling time is near Tortured men their pain When they head to the lane go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for a free Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Because Wrestlemania's by me Monster are a sight to see A cultured life, nice and all But there ain't nothing than a bowling ball You know the sport God would choose Is the one the three-tone leather-sole shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, from a juice can Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Yes bowling! The of kings! The sport of queens! The of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that good when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, bowling on this almost religious significance it's so much like a religion. I mean the is round, like the earth, and it's got the holy the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball down the of life...Striking out the religions of the past... Sparing them the anguish of lives in the gutter... Framing existence in an eternal metaphysicalness like a 7-10 split! We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling Vancouver, Saskatoon they'll even be bowling on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, for shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now