Well grab your shoes, and grab balls And lets to those heavenly halls Sit on and grab a beer bowling time is pretty near Tortured men forget pain When they to the bowling lane go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for a free Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Because fine by me trucks are a sight to see A cultured life, nice and all But there ain't nothing than a bowling ball You know the sport that God would Is the one with the three-tone shoes Let's go go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, from a can go bowling Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The of queens! The of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that looks good when it's embroidered on a shirt. And you know, bowling takes on this religious significance because it's so much a religion. I mean the ball is round, the earth, and it's got the holy the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball down the of life...Striking out the religions of the past... Sparing them the of their lives in the gutter... their existence in an eternal metaphysicalness something a 7-10 split! We'll be in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) We'll be Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon they'll even be bowling on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now