Well your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to heavenly halls Sit on down and a beer bowling time is pretty near Tortured men forget pain When they head to the lane go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for a game go bowling Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Because Wrestlemania's by me Monster are a sight to see A life, that's nice and all But ain't nothing better than a bowling ball You know the sport God would choose Is the one with the leather-sole shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, from a juice can Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The of queens! The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything looks good when it's on a polyester shirt. And you know, bowling takes on this almost significance because it's so much a religion. I mean the is round, like the earth, and it's got the trinity: the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball the alley of life...Striking out the religions of the past... them the anguish of their lives in the gutter... Framing existence in an eternal metaphysicalness something like a split! We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Hickton (yeah, yeah) be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) We'll be Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon Someday even be bowling on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for free Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now