Well grab shoes, and grab your balls And lets to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a Because bowling is pretty near Tortured men forget pain When they head to the lane go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, for a free game Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Because fine by me Monster are a sight to see A cultured life, that's and all But ain't nothing better than a bowling ball You the sport that God would choose Is the one the three-tone leather-sole shoes Let's go go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, from a can go bowling Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The of queens! The of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that looks good when it's embroidered on a shirt. And you know, takes on this almost religious significance because so much like a religion. I the ball is round, like the earth, and it's got the trinity: the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you the ball down the alley of life...Striking out the religions of the past... them the anguish of their lives in the gutter... Framing their in an eternal metaphysicalness something like a split! be bowling in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) be bowling Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon Someday they'll be bowling on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, for free shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now