Well grab shoes, and grab your balls And head to those heavenly halls Sit on and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty men forget their pain When they head to the lane go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for a game go bowling Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Because fine by me trucks are a sight to see A cultured life, nice and all But there ain't nothing than a bowling ball You know the sport God would choose Is the one with the leather-sole shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, a juice can go bowling Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The of queens! The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything looks good when embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, bowling takes on this almost because it's so much like a religion. I mean the is round, like the earth, and it's got the holy the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball down the of life...Striking out the pagan of the past... Sparing the anguish of their lives in the gutter... Framing their existence in an eternal something like a split! We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) And in the Township (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling Vancouver, bowling Someday they'll even be on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, for free Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now