Well your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly Sit on down and grab a Because time is pretty near Tortured men their pain When head to the bowling lane go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, for a free game Let's go go bowling, let's go bowling do it now Because fine by me Monster trucks are a to see A cultured life, nice and all But there ain't nothing than a bowling ball You the sport that God would choose Is the one with the leather-sole shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, from a juice can Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Yes bowling! The of kings! The sport of queens! The of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that looks good when embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, bowling on this almost religious significance it's so much like a religion. I mean the ball is round, the earth, and it's got the holy the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball the alley of life...Striking out the pagan of the past... Sparing them the of their lives in the gutter... Framing existence in an eternal metaphysicalness something a 7-10 split! We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) We'll be Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon Someday they'll even be on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for free Let's go go bowling, let's go bowling do it now