Well grab shoes, and grab your balls And lets to those heavenly halls Sit on down and a beer Because bowling is pretty near men forget their pain When head to the bowling lane Let's go go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, for a free go bowling Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Because fine by me Monster are a sight to see A cultured life, nice and all But there ain't nothing better than a bowling You know the sport God would choose Is the one with the three-tone shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, from a can Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The of queens! The of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that looks when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, takes on this almost religious significance because so much like a religion. I mean the ball is round, the earth, and it's got the holy the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you the ball down the alley of life...Striking out the religions of the past... Sparing them the anguish of their in the gutter... Framing their existence in an metaphysicalness something a 7-10 split! We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling Vancouver, Saskatoon Someday they'll even be bowling on the I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for free go bowling Let's go bowling, let's go do it now