Well grab your shoes, and your balls And lets head to heavenly halls Sit on and grab a beer Because time is pretty near Tortured men their pain When head to the bowling lane Let's go go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, for a game Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Because fine by me Monster are a sight to see A cultured life, nice and all But there ain't nothing better than a ball You the sport that God would choose Is the one with the three-tone shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, a juice can Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The of queens! The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything good when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, bowling on this almost religious significance because it's so like a religion. I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and got the trinity: the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you the ball down the alley of life...Striking out the pagan of the past... Sparing them the anguish of lives in the gutter... Framing existence in an eternal metaphysicalness like a 7-10 split! We'll be in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Township (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling Vancouver, Saskatoon Someday even be bowling on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, let's go do it now