Well grab shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those halls Sit on and grab a beer bowling time is pretty near Tortured men forget pain When they head to the lane Let's go go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, for a free Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Because fine by me Monster are a sight to see A cultured life, that's and all But there ain't better than a bowling ball You know the sport that God would Is the one with the leather-sole shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, from a juice can Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The of queens! The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything looks good when it's embroidered on a shirt. And you know, takes on this almost religious significance it's so much like a religion. I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and got the holy the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you the ball down the alley of life...Striking out the religions of the past... Sparing the anguish of their lives in the gutter... Framing their existence in an metaphysicalness something like a split! We'll be in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) We'll be Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon Someday they'll be bowling on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for free Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now