Well grab your shoes, and grab balls And lets head to heavenly halls Sit on down and a beer Because bowling time is pretty Tortured men forget pain When head to the bowling lane go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for a free Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Because Wrestlemania's by me Monster trucks are a to see A cultured life, nice and all But there ain't nothing better than a bowling You the sport that God would choose Is the one with the three-tone shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, from a can go bowling Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The of queens! The of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that looks when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, takes on this almost religious significance it's so much like a religion. I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and got the holy the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the down the alley of life...Striking out the pagan of the past... Sparing the anguish of their lives in the gutter... their existence in an eternal metaphysicalness something a 7-10 split! We'll be in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Township (yeah, yeah) We'll be Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon Someday they'll even be on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, for free shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now