Well grab your shoes, and your balls And head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and a beer Because bowling time is near Tortured men forget their When head to the bowling lane go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for a game Let's go Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Because fine by me Monster trucks are a to see A cultured life, that's and all But ain't nothing better than a bowling ball You the sport that God would choose Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole Let's go Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, a juice can Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Yes bowling! The of kings! The sport of queens! The of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything that looks good when embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, bowling takes on almost religious because it's so much like a religion. I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and got the trinity: the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the down the alley of life...Striking out the pagan of the past... Sparing them the anguish of lives in the gutter... their existence in an eternal metaphysicalness something a 7-10 split! We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Township (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling Vancouver, Saskatoon Someday they'll even be on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, for free shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now