Well grab shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly Sit on and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty Tortured men forget pain When they head to the lane go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for a free go bowling Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Because Wrestlemania's by me Monster trucks are a to see A life, that's nice and all But there ain't better than a bowling ball You the sport that God would choose Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole Let's go go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, a juice can go bowling Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The of queens! The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything looks good when it's embroidered on a shirt. And you know, bowling takes on this almost because it's so much like a religion. I mean the ball is round, the earth, and it's got the trinity: the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the down the alley of life...Striking out the pagan of the past... Sparing them the anguish of lives in the gutter... Framing their in an eternal metaphysicalness like a 7-10 split! We'll be in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling Vancouver, Saskatoon Someday they'll be bowling on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for free go bowling Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now