Well grab your shoes, and grab balls And head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a bowling time is pretty near Tortured men forget pain When they to the bowling lane Let's go Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, for a free game Let's go go bowling, let's go bowling do it now Because fine by me trucks are a sight to see A life, that's nice and all But there ain't nothing than a bowling ball You know the sport that God would Is the one with the leather-sole shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, from a juice can Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Yes bowling! The of kings! The sport of queens! The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything looks when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, bowling on this almost religious significance because it's so like a religion. I mean the ball is round, the earth, and it's got the trinity: the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you the ball down the alley of life...Striking out the pagan of the past... Sparing them the of their lives in the gutter... their existence in an eternal metaphysicalness something like a split! We'll be in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Township (yeah, yeah) We'll be Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon Someday they'll even be on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah go bowling Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, for free shoes Let's go go bowling, let's go bowling do it now