I woke up, threw some sweat on Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mini And I really want a donut, shouldn't get a a donut, fuck it man it's really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be like He lost thirty on that paleo But it man I love fried shit I was get skinny for the summer I was gonna doing my crunches But down at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not my shirt off in public My shaped like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of I'd like to a hot dog, some bon bons A large soda, and tacos to go
I never what a carbohydrate was Turns out that all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you jacked man With a huge package I wanna be the 2015 And Ben Affleck packing If you ain't gonna treat Garner right You deserve to have that You better that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the booty Pac Man
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New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we forget about it do 'em I went to the gym and got a Five minutes on the and I never lift That was four years ago I should probably this But they tell me I do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me workout shoes, and a bench press lulu lemons and a french press I'mma finally focus do some private Exercise my shoulders, hide the donuts Realign my posture, no time for I'm finally sober no Coronas But again, that's And today man I go big cause it's my last day Before I that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I like shit And I said, "you know what, man it I should start on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I feel good this place You I feel good about this steak You know I feel about this shake You I feel good about these plates You know I feel good about crepes You know I good about this cake You I just love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no