I woke up, threw some pants on Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mart And I really want a donut, get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man it's hard to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan He lost thirty pounds on paleo But fuck it man I love fried I was gonna get skinny for the I was start doing my crunches But down at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my off in public My shaped like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of I'd like to a hot dog, some bon bons A large soda, and tacos to go
I knew what a carbohydrate was out that it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you jacked man With a really huge I be the 2015 Batman And Ben Affleck packing If you gonna treat Jennifer Garner right You don't deserve to that You better pass to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel good about place You I feel good about this steak You know I feel good about this You I feel good about these plates You know I feel good about crepes You know I good about this cake You know I just love how it I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we about it never do 'em I went to the gym and got a Five on the treadmill and I never lift That was four years ago I should probably cancel But they tell me I do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a fuel band and a Get me some workout shoes, and a press Some lemons and a french press I'mma finally focus do some yoga Exercise my shoulders, I'mma the donuts Realign my posture, no for sofas I'm finally sober no lime But again, tomorrow And man I gotta go big cause it's my last day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I up and I felt like shit And I said, "you know what, man it I should probably start on instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I feel good this place You know I good about this steak You know I good about this shake You know I feel good about these You know I feel good about crepes You I feel good about this cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no