I woke up, some sweat pants on Then I fed my cat and I to the mini mart And I really a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man it's hard Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be Ryan He thirty pounds on that paleo But it man I love fried shit I was get skinny for the summer I was gonna start doing my But looking at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in My girl shaped like a of Coke Me? I'm shaped like a of nope I'd like to a hot dog, some bon bons A soda, and some tacos to go
I never what a carbohydrate was Turns out it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you jacked man With a really package I wanna be the Batman And send Ben packing If you ain't treat Jennifer Garner right You don't deserve to have You better pass to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I good about this place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel good about shake You I feel good about these plates You know I feel about this crepes You know I feel good about cake You I just love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no
Happy New got a resolution But the next day, we about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five on the treadmill and I never lift That was four years ago I probably cancel this But they tell me I do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a fuel band and a Get me some workout shoes, and a bench Some lemons and a french press I'mma finally do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, hide the donuts Realign my posture, no time for I'm finally sober no lime But again, tomorrow And today man I gotta go big cause my last day Before I lose that weight, I get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt like And I said, "you what, man fuck it I probably start on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I feel about this place You know I good about this steak You know I feel good about this You know I feel about these plates You know I good about this crepes You know I feel good about this You I just love how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no