I woke up, threw some sweat on Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mart And I want a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, it man it's really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be Ryan He lost thirty pounds on that But fuck it man I love fried I was gonna get for the summer I was gonna doing my crunches But looking at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my off in public My girl shaped a bottle of Coke Me? I'm like a bottle of nope I'd like to a hot dog, some bon bons A large soda, and tacos to go
I never knew a carbohydrate was out that it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man With a huge package I be the 2015 Batman And send Ben Affleck If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer Garner You don't to have that You pass that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I good about this place You know I feel good about steak You know I feel about this shake You know I feel good these plates You know I feel good this crepes You know I feel good this cake You know I just love how it I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no
Happy New Everybody got a But the next day, we about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the and I never lift That was years ago I should probably cancel this But tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me some workout shoes, and a press Some lulu and a french press I'mma finally focus do some private Exercise my shoulders, I'mma the donuts Realign my posture, no for sofas I'm finally no lime Coronas But again, tomorrow And today man I gotta go big cause my last day Before I lose weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should probably start on instead" let's eat
You know I feel about this place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel good about this You know I feel about these plates You know I feel good about crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no