I woke up, threw sweat pants on I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart And I really want a donut, get a donut a donut, fuck it man it's really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be like He lost thirty pounds on paleo But fuck it man I fried shit I was gonna get for the summer I was gonna start doing my But down at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in My shaped like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped like a of nope I'd like to order a hot dog, some bon A large soda, and some to go
I never what a carbohydrate was Turns out it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Jackman, you know jacked man a really huge package I be the 2015 Batman And send Ben packing If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer Garner You don't to have that You pass that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the booty Pac Man
You know I feel about this place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel good this shake You know I feel good these plates You know I feel good this crepes You I feel good about this cake You I just love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no
Happy New got a resolution But the next day, we forget it never do 'em I went to the gym and got a Five minutes on the and I never lift That was four ago I should probably cancel this But they tell me I do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me some workout shoes, and a press lulu lemons and a french press I'mma finally focus do some private Exercise my shoulders, hide the donuts my posture, no time for sofas I'm finally sober no lime But again, tomorrow And today man I gotta go big it's my last day I lose that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt like And I said, "you know what, man it I should start on Monday instead" let's eat
You know I feel good this place You I feel good about this steak You know I feel good this shake You I feel good about these plates You know I feel about this crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I love how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no