I woke up, threw some pants on Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mart And I want a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man really hard to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan He lost pounds on that paleo But fuck it man I love shit I was get skinny for the summer I was gonna doing my crunches But looking at my stomach go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in public My girl shaped like a bottle of Me? I'm shaped a bottle of nope I'd like to order a hot dog, some bon A soda, and some tacos to go
I never what a carbohydrate was Turns out that it's all the snacks I
I be like Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man With a really huge I wanna be the Batman And send Ben Affleck If you ain't gonna Jennifer Garner right You deserve to have that You better pass that to the homie Matt He eat the booty Pac Man
You know I feel good this place You I feel good about this steak You know I feel about this shake You know I feel about these plates You I feel good about this crepes You know I feel good about cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no
Happy New Everybody got a But the day, we forget about it never do 'em I went to the gym and got a Five on the treadmill and I never lift That was four years ago I should cancel this But they tell me I gotta do it in person, that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a fuel and a fit-bit Get me some workout shoes, and a press Some lulu lemons and a press I'mma finally focus do some yoga Exercise my shoulders, I'mma the donuts Realign my posture, no for sofas I'm sober no lime Coronas But again, tomorrow And today man I gotta go big cause it's my day I lose that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt like And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should start on Monday instead" let's eat
You know I feel about this place You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about shake You I feel good about these plates You know I good about this crepes You know I feel good about this You know I love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no