I woke up, threw some sweat on Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mart And I really want a donut, shouldn't get a a donut, fuck it man it's really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I be like Ryan He lost pounds on that paleo But it man I love fried shit I was gonna get skinny for the I was gonna start doing my But looking down at my go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in public My girl shaped like a bottle of Me? I'm shaped like a of nope I'd like to a hot dog, some bon bons A large soda, and tacos to go
I never knew what a was Turns out that it's all the I love
I be like Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man With a huge package I wanna be the 2015 And Ben Affleck packing If you ain't treat Jennifer Garner right You don't deserve to that You better pass to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel good this place You know I good about this steak You know I good about this shake You know I feel good about these You know I feel about this crepes You know I feel good about cake You I just love how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no
Happy New Everybody got a But the next day, we forget about it do 'em I went to the gym and got a Five minutes on the treadmill and I never was four years ago I should probably cancel this But they tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a fuel and a fit-bit Get me some workout shoes, and a bench Some lemons and a french press I'mma focus do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, I'mma hide the Realign my posture, no time for I'm sober no lime Coronas But again, that's And today man I gotta go big cause it's my day Before I lose that weight, I get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I up and I felt like shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should probably start on instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I feel good about place You know I feel about this steak You I feel good about this shake You know I feel good these plates You know I feel good about crepes You know I good about this cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no