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I never knew what a was Turns out that it's all the snacks I
I wanna be Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man a really huge package I wanna be the 2015 And Ben Affleck packing If you ain't gonna treat Garner right You don't deserve to have You better pass that to the homie Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel about this place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel about this shake You know I feel about these plates You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about this You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we forget it never do 'em I went to the gym and got a Five minutes on the treadmill and I lift That was four ago I should probably cancel this But they tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me some shoes, and a bench press Some lulu lemons and a french finally focus do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, I'mma the donuts Realign my posture, no time for I'm finally sober no Coronas But again, tomorrow And today man I go big cause it's my last day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one last and go big I ate all night, on ice I up and I felt like shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I probably start on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about steak You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about plates You know I feel good this crepes You know I feel good about this You know I just love how it I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no