I woke up, some sweat pants on Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mart And I really a donut, shouldn't get a donut a donut, fuck it man it's really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be Ryan He lost thirty pounds on that But fuck it man I fried shit I was gonna get for the summer I was gonna start my crunches But looking down at my go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in public My shaped like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of I'd like to a hot dog, some bon bons A large soda, and tacos to go
I never what a carbohydrate was Turns out that it's all the I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you jacked man a really huge package I wanna be the Batman And Ben Affleck packing If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer Garner You deserve to have that You better pass that to the homie Damon He eat the booty Pac Man
You know I good about this place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about these You know I feel good this crepes You know I good about this cake You know I just love how it I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the day, we forget about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the and I never lift That was years ago I should probably cancel this But they me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a fuel band and a Get me some workout shoes, and a bench Some lulu lemons and a french I'mma finally do some private yoga my shoulders, I'mma hide the donuts Realign my posture, no time for I'm finally sober no lime But again, that's And today man I gotta go big cause it's my day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt like And I said, "you know what, man it I should probably on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I feel good about this You know I feel about this steak You know I feel good about this You know I feel about these plates You know I feel good about crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no