I woke up, threw some sweat on Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mini And I really want a donut, get a donut Bought a donut, it man it's really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be like He lost pounds on that paleo But it man I love fried shit I was gonna get for the summer I was gonna doing my crunches But down at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my off in public My shaped like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm like a bottle of nope I'd like to a hot dog, some bon bons A large soda, and some to go
I never knew what a was Turns out that it's all the I love
I wanna be Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man With a huge package I be the 2015 Batman And send Ben Affleck If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer Garner You don't deserve to that You better pass to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel good this place You I feel good about this steak You know I feel good this shake You I feel good about these plates You know I feel about this crepes You know I good about this cake You I just love how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we forget it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the and I never lift That was four years ago I should probably cancel But they tell me I gotta do it in person, that a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me some shoes, and a bench press Some lulu lemons and a press I'mma finally focus do private yoga Exercise my shoulders, I'mma hide the Realign my posture, no for sofas I'm sober no lime Coronas But again, tomorrow And man I gotta go big cause it's my last day Before I lose weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt like And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should probably start on instead" let's eat
You know I feel good about place You know I feel good about this You I feel good about this shake You know I feel about these plates You I feel good about this crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no