I up, threw some sweat pants on Then I fed my cat and I to the mini mart And I really want a donut, shouldn't get a Bought a donut, fuck it man it's really Supposed to be on a diet, I be like Ryan He thirty pounds on that paleo But it man I love fried shit I was gonna get for the summer I was gonna start doing my But looking down at my I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not my shirt off in public My shaped like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped a bottle of nope I'd to order a hot dog, some bon bons A soda, and some tacos to go
I never what a carbohydrate was Turns out it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you jacked man a really huge package I wanna be the Batman And Ben Affleck packing If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer Garner You deserve to have that You better pass that to the homie Matt He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel good about place You know I feel about this steak You know I good about this shake You know I feel good about these You know I feel good this crepes You I feel good about this cake You I just love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership minutes on the treadmill and I never lift That was four years ago I probably cancel this But they tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a fuel band and a Get me workout shoes, and a bench press Some lulu lemons and a press I'mma focus do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, I'mma hide the Realign my posture, no time for I'm finally sober no lime But again, tomorrow And man I gotta go big cause it's my last day Before I that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I like shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should probably on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I feel good about place You know I feel good this steak You know I feel good about shake You know I feel about these plates You know I feel good this crepes You I feel good about this cake You I just love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no