I woke up, threw some sweat on Then I fed my cat and I to the mini mart And I want a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be Ryan He lost thirty pounds on that But it man I love fried shit I was get skinny for the summer I was gonna start my crunches But looking down at my I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in My girl like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of I'd like to a hot dog, some bon bons A soda, and some tacos to go
I never knew what a was out that it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Jackman, you know jacked man With a really package I wanna be the Batman And send Ben Affleck If you ain't treat Jennifer Garner right You don't deserve to that You better that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the booty Pac Man
You know I feel good this place You I feel good about this steak You I feel good about this shake You I feel good about these plates You I feel good about this crepes You know I feel good about this You know I love how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we forget it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the and I never lift That was four ago I should probably cancel this But they tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me some workout shoes, and a press lulu lemons and a french press I'mma finally focus do some yoga Exercise my shoulders, I'mma the donuts Realign my posture, no for sofas I'm finally sober no Coronas But again, that's And today man I gotta go big cause it's my day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I like shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should start on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You I feel good about this place You know I feel good about this You know I feel about this shake You I feel good about these plates You know I feel good this crepes You know I feel good about cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no