I woke up, threw some pants on I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart And I want a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man it's really Supposed to be on a diet, I be like Ryan He lost thirty on that paleo But fuck it man I fried shit I was gonna get for the summer I was gonna start my crunches But looking down at my I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my off in public My girl like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm like a bottle of nope I'd like to order a hot dog, some bon A large soda, and some to go
I never knew what a was Turns out that all the snacks I love
I wanna be Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man With a really package I wanna be the 2015 And send Ben packing If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer Garner You don't deserve to have You better pass that to the Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel about this place You know I feel good this steak You know I feel good about shake You know I feel good these plates You know I good about this crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I just love how it I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no
Happy New got a resolution But the next day, we about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the treadmill and I lift That was four ago I should probably cancel this But they me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a fuel and a fit-bit Get me some shoes, and a bench press lulu lemons and a french press I'mma finally focus do some yoga my shoulders, I'mma hide the donuts Realign my posture, no for sofas I'm sober no lime Coronas But again, tomorrow And today man I go big cause it's my last day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one last and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I like shit And I said, "you know what, man it I probably start on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I feel good this place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about plates You know I good about this crepes You know I good about this cake You know I love how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no