I woke up, threw sweat pants on I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart And I really want a donut, shouldn't get a Bought a donut, fuck it man it's really Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be Ryan He lost pounds on that paleo But it man I love fried shit I was gonna get for the summer I was gonna start doing my But looking at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not my shirt off in public My girl shaped like a bottle of Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of I'd like to order a hot dog, some bon A soda, and some tacos to go
I never knew a carbohydrate was Turns out it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man a really huge package I wanna be the 2015 And send Ben Affleck If you ain't gonna treat Garner right You deserve to have that You better pass that to the homie Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You I feel good about this place You know I feel good this steak You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about these You know I good about this crepes You know I good about this cake You know I just love how it I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no
Happy New Everybody got a But the day, we forget about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the and I never lift was four years ago I should probably cancel this But they me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me some workout shoes, and a press Some lemons and a french press I'mma finally do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, I'mma hide the my posture, no time for sofas I'm finally sober no lime But again, tomorrow And today man I go big cause it's my last day Before I lose that weight, I get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I probably start on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You I feel good about this place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel good about this You know I feel about these plates You know I feel about this crepes You I feel good about this cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no