I up, threw some sweat pants on Then I fed my cat and I to the mini mart And I really want a donut, get a donut Bought a donut, it man it's really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I be like Ryan He lost thirty pounds on paleo But fuck it man I love fried I was get skinny for the summer I was gonna start doing my But down at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in My girl shaped a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped a bottle of nope I'd like to order a hot dog, bon bons A large soda, and some to go
I never knew a carbohydrate was Turns out that all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you know man With a really package I wanna be the Batman And send Ben packing If you gonna treat Jennifer Garner right You don't deserve to that You better pass that to the homie Matt He eat the booty Pac Man
You know I feel good this place You know I feel good this steak You know I feel good about this You know I feel good these plates You I feel good about this crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no
Happy New got a resolution But the day, we forget about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership minutes on the treadmill and I never lift That was four years ago I should cancel this But they tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a fuel and a fit-bit Get me some shoes, and a bench press Some lulu lemons and a press I'mma focus do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, hide the donuts my posture, no time for sofas I'm sober no lime Coronas But again, that's And today man I gotta go big cause it's my day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I like shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should start on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I good about this place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel good about shake You know I feel good about plates You know I good about this crepes You know I feel good this cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no