I woke up, threw some pants on Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mart And I really want a donut, shouldn't get a a donut, fuck it man it's really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I be like Ryan He lost thirty on that paleo But fuck it man I love fried I was get skinny for the summer I was gonna start doing my But down at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my off in public My girl shaped a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of I'd to order a hot dog, some bon bons A soda, and some tacos to go
I never knew what a was Turns out that all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you jacked man With a really package I wanna be the Batman And send Ben Affleck If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer Garner You don't deserve to that You better that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel about this place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel good about shake You know I feel about these plates You know I feel good about this You I feel good about this cake You know I love how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the day, we forget about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the treadmill and I lift That was years ago I should probably cancel this But tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a fuel band and a Get me some shoes, and a bench press Some lemons and a french press I'mma focus do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, I'mma the donuts Realign my posture, no for sofas I'm finally sober no lime But again, tomorrow And today man I go big cause it's my last day I lose that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I like shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should probably start on instead" let's eat
You know I feel about this place You I feel good about this steak You know I feel good this shake You know I feel good about these You know I feel good this crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no