I woke up, threw some pants on I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart And I really a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man it's hard Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be Ryan He lost thirty pounds on paleo But fuck it man I fried shit I was gonna get skinny for the I was gonna start doing my But looking at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not my shirt off in public My girl shaped like a bottle of Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of I'd like to order a hot dog, some bon A large soda, and some to go
I never what a carbohydrate was Turns out it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you know man With a really package I be the 2015 Batman And send Ben packing If you gonna treat Jennifer Garner right You deserve to have that You pass that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel good about place You know I good about this steak You know I feel about this shake You I feel good about these plates You know I feel good this crepes You know I feel good about this You know I love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the day, we forget about it never do 'em I went to the gym and got a Five on the treadmill and I never lift That was four years ago I should probably cancel But tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me workout shoes, and a bench press Some lemons and a french press I'mma finally do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, I'mma the donuts Realign my posture, no for sofas I'm finally sober no Coronas But again, tomorrow And today man I gotta go big cause it's my day Before I lose that weight, I get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt like And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should start on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I feel good this place You know I feel about this steak You know I good about this shake You know I good about these plates You know I good about this crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I just love how it I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no