I woke up, threw some pants on I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart And I really a donut, shouldn't get a donut a donut, fuck it man it's really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be like He lost thirty pounds on paleo But fuck it man I love shit I was gonna get skinny for the I was gonna doing my crunches But looking down at my go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in public My girl shaped a bottle of Coke Me? I'm like a bottle of nope I'd like to order a hot dog, some bon A large soda, and some to go
I never knew what a was Turns out that all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you jacked man With a huge package I be the 2015 Batman And send Ben packing If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer right You don't deserve to have You better pass to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about steak You know I feel good about shake You know I feel good about these You know I feel about this crepes You know I feel good about this You know I just love how it I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no
Happy New got a resolution But the next day, we forget about it do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five on the treadmill and I never lift That was four years ago I should cancel this But they tell me I do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a fuel and a fit-bit Get me some shoes, and a bench press Some lulu and a french press I'mma finally do some private yoga my shoulders, I'mma hide the donuts Realign my posture, no time for I'm finally no lime Coronas But again, tomorrow And today man I go big cause it's my last day Before I that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I up and I felt like shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should start on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I good about this place You know I feel good this steak You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about these You know I feel good about this You I feel good about this cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no