I woke up, threw some sweat on Then I fed my cat and I to the mini mart And I want a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man it's really to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan He lost thirty pounds on that But fuck it man I love shit I was get skinny for the summer I was start doing my crunches But looking at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in My girl shaped a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped a bottle of nope I'd like to order a hot dog, bon bons A large soda, and tacos to go
I never what a carbohydrate was Turns out that all the snacks I love
I wanna be Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man a really huge package I wanna be the Batman And send Ben Affleck If you gonna treat Jennifer Garner right You don't to have that You pass that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You I feel good about this place You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about shake You know I good about these plates You know I feel good about crepes You know I feel good about this You know I just love how it I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no
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You I feel good about this place You know I feel good about steak You know I feel good about shake You know I good about these plates You know I feel good about crepes You know I feel good about this You know I love how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no