I woke up, some sweat pants on Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mart And I want a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man it's hard Supposed to be on a diet, I be like Ryan He lost thirty pounds on paleo But fuck it man I love fried I was gonna get skinny for the I was gonna start my crunches But down at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not my shirt off in public My girl shaped like a of Coke Me? I'm shaped like a of nope I'd like to order a hot dog, bon bons A soda, and some tacos to go
I never knew a carbohydrate was Turns out it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Jackman, you know jacked man a really huge package I wanna be the 2015 And send Ben Affleck If you ain't gonna treat Garner right You don't to have that You pass that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the booty Pac Man
You know I feel about this place You know I good about this steak You I feel good about this shake You know I feel good about plates You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about this You know I love how it tastes I'm not wait, I'm not tripping about my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we forget it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the and I never lift That was years ago I should probably cancel this But they tell me I do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a fuel band and a Get me some shoes, and a bench press Some lulu and a french press I'mma focus do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, hide the donuts Realign my posture, no time for I'm finally sober no Coronas But again, that's And today man I go big cause it's my last day I lose that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I like shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I probably start on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You know I feel about this place You I feel good about this steak You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about these You know I feel about this crepes You know I good about this cake You I just love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no