I woke up, threw some sweat on I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart And I really want a donut, shouldn't get a Bought a donut, fuck it man really hard to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan He lost thirty on that paleo But it man I love fried shit I was get skinny for the summer I was gonna start my crunches But down at my stomach go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in public My girl shaped like a of Coke Me? I'm shaped a bottle of nope I'd like to order a hot dog, bon bons A large soda, and some to go
I never knew a carbohydrate was out that it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you know man a really huge package I be the 2015 Batman And Ben Affleck packing If you ain't gonna treat Garner right You deserve to have that You pass that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel good about place You know I feel about this steak You I feel good about this shake You know I feel good these plates You know I feel good about crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no
Happy New got a resolution But the day, we forget about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the treadmill and I lift was four years ago I should probably cancel this But they tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't a bitch? But tomorrow though, get fit Get me a fuel and a fit-bit Get me workout shoes, and a bench press lulu lemons and a french press I'mma finally focus do some private Exercise my shoulders, hide the donuts Realign my posture, no time for I'm finally sober no lime But again, tomorrow And today man I gotta go big cause it's my day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one last and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I like shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should probably on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You I feel good about this place You know I feel about this steak You know I feel good this shake You know I feel good about plates You know I feel good about crepes You know I feel good about this You I just love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no