Let's Bounce

Aw.

Let's go all you sissy-pants chicken-pickin,
Finger-lickin', mother-humpting, dick-grabbing,
Ass-lickin, corn-fed, buttermilk, hand-spanked
Yellow-bellied, lily-livered, sap-sucking sons-of-bitches.

A dollar is less than a pound,
A pound is more than an ounce,
Let's bounce.

All right, come on all you hand-wringing,
Knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, meat-beating,
Prairie-dogging, pole-hogging, vein-clogging,
Double-bucking, fast fucking, chicken-choking,
Days are junking, bowl-smoking sons-of-bitches.

A dollar is less than a pound,
A pound is more than an ounce,
Let's bounce.

A dollar is less than a pound,
A pound is more than an ounce,
Let's bounce.
Come on.

(instrumental bridge.)

Just check your brain at the door,
It's your heart that counts,
Let's bounce.

All right.
All you lip-stickin, booger-pickin-then-you-flick them,
Booty-shaking, baby-making, risky-taking,
Maple bacon, earth-quaking, no mistaking,
Moon-raking, then you're fakin,
Heart-breaking sons-of-bitches.

A dollar is less than a pound,
A pound is more than an ounce,
Let's bounce.
Just check your brain at the door,
It's your heart that counts,
Let's bounce.

Let's go.