What in the is wrong with people? The deranged should be caged, is wrong with people? It must be them, you see that it couldnt be me? their road ends, thats where mine begins
Theres a giant hole in my But all I to do is fill it up with alcohol It closes all the holes, it hides all my And subdues my restlessness, it enhances my
But makes me order three orders of buffalo When I would have just one It forces me to bob my to songs that I really, really hate And it me want to strike someone at the bar Who orders two waters lemon
And once again I find myself bobbing my head to a song I notice two marginally attractive girls it next to me at the bar Sipping spring water a twist of lemon
What in the is wrong with people? The deranged should be caged, what is wrong people? It must be them, cant you see that it be me? Where their road ends, where mine begins
And Im ready to When a small child next to me at the bar But okay Because to me peoples kids are fine
So its no surprise that its parents are ordering With lemon and a beer for the child Do you ever yourself striving for perfection With a virtually attempt at it? And is that why I find eavesdropping constantly?
Sports bars are the best to meet people you hate Not that Ive actually met Its just a matter of to their conversations And assuming that you them When that probably isnt true Because I can get along with anyone if I have to
What in the is wrong with people? The deranged should be caged, is wrong with people? It must be them, cant you see that it be me Where their road ends, thats where begins
Oh, here we go a couple a few tables down, just ordered The guy wearing a basketball tank top is a veggie burger With fruit instead of and his husky date is just having a salad It must be first date
And what goes better with rabbit food than ice With a of lemon Sometimes I think if I could be in the whole world I would be a
No, then I would hate myself more than I do But at then I could make all of these people in the bar Be more like me or even make befriend me
But then again I could become one of And only then would I understand the Of putting a slice of lemon in drinking water
What in the hell is wrong people? The deranged should be caged, what is wrong with It must be them, cant you see it couldnt be me Where their road ends, where mine begins