What in the hell is with people? The deranged should be caged, is wrong with people? It must be them, you see that it couldnt be me? Where their road ends, thats mine begins
Theres a giant in my heart But all I have to do is fill it up alcohol It closes all the holes, it hides all my And subdues my restlessness, it enhances my
But makes me order three orders of buffalo When I normally have just one It forces me to bob my head to songs that I really, hate And it makes me want to strike at the bar Who orders two with lemon
And once again I find myself bobbing my to a mediocre song When I notice two marginally attractive Parking it to me at the bar Sipping spring water with a of lemon
What in the hell is wrong with The deranged should be caged, what is wrong people? It must be them, you see that it couldnt be me? Where their road ends, thats where mine
And Im ready to When a child sits next to me at the bar But thats Because to me other peoples kids are
So its no surprise that its parents are ordering With lemon and a root beer for the Do you ever find striving for perfection a virtually worthless attempt at it? And is that why I find myself constantly?
Sports bars are the best places to meet people you Not Ive actually met anyone Its just a matter of listening to their And that you hate them ofcourse that probably isnt true Because I can get along with if I absolutely have to
in the hell is wrong with people? The deranged should be caged, what is wrong with It must be them, cant you see that it be me Where their ends, thats where mine begins
Oh, here we go a a few tables down, just ordered lunch The guy wearing a basketball top is having a veggie burger With fruit of fries and his husky date is just having a salad It must be first date
And what goes with rabbit food than ice water a slice of lemon Sometimes I if I could be anyone in the whole world I be a magician
No, then I would hate myself than I already do But at then I could make all of these people in the bar Be more me or even make them befriend me
But again I could become one of them And then would I understand the befits Of putting a of lemon in ordinary drinking water
in the hell is wrong with people? The deranged should be caged, what is wrong people? It be them, cant you see that it couldnt be me Where their ends, thats where mine begins