What in the hell is with people? The deranged should be caged, what is with people? It be them, cant you see that it couldnt be me? Where their road ends, thats mine begins
Theres a hole in my heart But all I to do is fill it up with alcohol It closes all the holes, it all my boredom And subdues my restlessness, it enhances my
But makes me order three orders of buffalo When I would normally just one It forces me to bob my head to songs that I really, really And it makes me want to strike at the bar Who two waters with lemon
And once again I find myself bobbing my head to a song When I two marginally attractive girls it next to me at the bar Sipping water with a twist of lemon
What in the hell is wrong people? The deranged should be caged, is wrong with people? It be them, cant you see that it couldnt be me? Where road ends, thats where mine begins
And Im ready to When a small sits next to me at the bar But thats Because to me peoples kids are fine
So its no surprise its parents are ordering water With lemon and a beer for the child Do you ever find striving for perfection With a virtually worthless at it? And is that why I myself eavesdropping constantly?
Sports bars are the places to meet people you hate Not that Ive met anyone Its just a matter of listening to their And assuming you hate them ofcourse that probably isnt true Because I can get along anyone if I absolutely have to
What in the hell is wrong people? The deranged should be caged, is wrong with people? It must be them, you see that it couldnt be me Where their road ends, thats where begins
Oh, here we go a couple a few tables down, just ordered The guy wearing a basketball tank top is having a veggie With fruit instead of fries and his husky date is just a salad It must be their date
And what goes better with rabbit food ice water With a slice of Sometimes I think if I could be anyone in the world I would be a
No, then I would hate more than I already do But at least I could make all of these people in the bar Be more like me or even make them me
But then again I could become one of And then would I understand the befits Of putting a slice of lemon in ordinary drinking
What in the hell is with people? The deranged should be caged, what is wrong people? It must be them, cant you see it couldnt be me Where road ends, thats where mine begins