What in the hell is wrong with The deranged should be caged, is wrong with people? It must be them, cant you see that it be me? Where road ends, thats where mine begins
a giant hole in my heart But all I have to do is fill it up alcohol It closes all the holes, it all my boredom And my restlessness, it enhances my personality
But makes me three orders of buffalo wings I would normally have just one It forces me to bob my head to songs that I really, really And it me want to strike someone at the bar Who orders two waters lemon
And once again I find myself bobbing my head to a song I notice two marginally attractive girls Parking it to me at the bar Sipping spring water a twist of lemon
What in the hell is wrong with The deranged should be caged, what is wrong people? It must be them, cant you see it couldnt be me? Where their road ends, thats mine begins
And Im ready to a small child sits next to me at the bar But thats Because to me peoples kids are fine
So its no surprise that its parents are water With lemon and a root for the child Do you ever find striving for perfection With a virtually attempt at it? And is that why I find myself eavesdropping
Sports bars are the best to meet people you hate Not that Ive met anyone Its a matter of listening to their conversations And assuming that you them When that probably isnt true Because I can get along anyone if I absolutely have to
What in the is wrong with people? The deranged should be caged, is wrong with people? It must be them, you see that it couldnt be me their road ends, thats where mine begins
Oh, here we go a couple a few tables down, just ordered The guy wearing a basketball tank top is a veggie burger With fruit instead of fries and his husky is just having a salad It must be first date
And what goes better with rabbit food ice water a slice of lemon Sometimes I if I could be anyone in the whole world I would be a
No, then I would myself more than I already do But at then I could make all of these people in the bar Be more like me or even make befriend me
But then again I could become one of And then would I understand the befits Of a slice of lemon in ordinary drinking water
in the hell is wrong with people? The deranged should be caged, what is with people? It must be them, cant you see it couldnt be me Where their ends, thats where mine begins