(original by dr. dooom aka kool keith; remixed by thornhill)
(intro) Yeah, to all my fans, for people who know What I've been through to make my own, yeah...
Now it's time to hurt your feelings as I music industry fans Hey yo my man, look at my hands, they look human, You think I'm a monster, ill circus clown, I'm not a Don't look at me funny I come around And y'all trying to figure me out for years Trying to me, but they can't, so they hate me While white boys rub the of black music with a japanese assistant What does a chinese kid know about the rap game, it's a As I see 'em bet There's a million of creative rappers to be me I'm starting to feel jimi hendrix When they the story who started rock Magazines put blankets over my They want to see me on channel 7 news Tellin the truth of the project Which they always have secret in with eyes Watchin me record my album, sending with wack tracks And dats, messin' up my whole Can you imagine doing something that would need to function With an alternative hippy kid from the label watchin your back Talkin mariah carey's honky Makin' an average group buck like a barrel full of monkeys While I out to do the shopping, boy You're a quick phone call About my is too new and different I need to be a regular like dru hill, a little ill Hey we want you to be ill!
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!
Of course I'm hard to work with, cos you're hard to with I don't wanna be the clown posse and collaborate I'm tryin' to innovate and think at a fast rate Why you cos I'm original? You can't do the When I sit back and you act big Spend budget on your video I'm in one of my 3 luxury eating raisin bran cereal While you front, 'lo I'll take my white rhyme to world's fargo How it gonna take? 900 thousand and clear, with a clerk I don't need a this year care of my paperwork Take the united out to vegas While the average r'n'b group is a promo concert Ignoring your phone calls from broke Who try to put out mc's Try to get me to rap on a wacky-ass with one g How dare you try to me? I got 40 grand for 3 minutes to write a with prodigy Other crews don't get, but you got the nerve to me welcome to the business as a witness, work on your stomach, use physical fitness I ain't playin' all this african stuff, all look the
I don't need a joe neckbone puttin' his on my cd apple jacks and honeycomb, with me sittin' on the throne No, I'm the regular picture by the hotel saint bonaventure I do wear a cold blue winter And eat at resturants... yeah!
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!
Why you I should wear a motorcycle helmet? Why don't you it? Put on some wings a parrot discuss this contract Why are you hypin' up a normal female group with fat cellulite that sound Most of y'all goin' out like uncle toms, louis armstrongs Wearin' a tattoo and born on like tracy chapman I canceled a big 'cos I was prepared You're on the roll with your damn and ya're all scared Why y'all walkin, look hard your manager got your name All your versatile card And plus, this treatment sucks The effect The lens to the camera costs 100 bucks Look at the director trying to me what to do I've done before 14 degrees freezing cold doin' poppa large with a cage my head, that's dead Don't get your imagination too up I'm wearing a hat and a starter I'm not up How you gonna tell me what to I don't need and a stylist Save that for a big rock group pantera Experience, next plateau, mercury, wild pitch, emi, capitol, Never got robbed, put my lyrics and stuffed Too many people hands in my projects fantasies of me being superman, you actin' stupid man I'm like You might see me once every 5 at the record company most of you live at the label beggin for your rent and car notes to be paid Under the doing routine dances for advances Oooh... been involved...
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!