(original by dr. dooom aka keith; remixed by leeroy thornhill)
(intro) Yeah, to all my fans, for people who know I've been going through to make my own, yeah...
Now it's time to hurt your feelings as I music industry fans Hey yo my man, at my hands, they look human, right? You I'm a monster, ill circus clown, I'm not a specimen look at me funny when I come around And y'all been trying to me out for years Trying to reduplicate me, but can't, so they hate me While white boys rub the heads of black with a japanese assistant What does a chinese kid about the rap game, it's a shame As I see 'em bet There's a million of creative rappers to be me I'm starting to feel like jimi When they cover the who started rock Magazines put blankets over my They don't want to see me on channel 7 Tellin the truth of the group Which they always have spies in with eyes Watchin me record my album, sending producers with wack And dats, messin' up my whole Can you imagine doing something that would need more to With an alternative hippy kid the record label watchin your back Talkin mariah carey's honky Makin' an average group buck dance like a barrel of monkeys I break out to do the shopping, boy You're makin' a phone call my sound is too new and different I need to be a like dru hill, a little more ill Hey we want you to be ill!
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!
Of course I'm hard to work with, cos you're hard to with I don't be the insane clown posse and collaborate I'm tryin' to innovate and think quick at a fast Why you mad? cos I'm You do the material When I sit and watch you act big Spend your budget on video I'm in one of my 3 luxury apartments eating raisin cereal While you front, 'lo I'll take my white rhyme down to fargo How long's it take? 900 thousand and clear, with a clerk I don't need a this year care of my paperwork Take the united out to vegas While the average r'n'b group is a promo concert Ignoring phone calls from broke labels Who try to put out mc's Try to get me to rap on a wacky-ass track one g How dare you try to me? I got 40 for 3 minutes to write a song with prodigy Other crews don't get, but you got the to call me welcome to the business Stand as a witness, work on your stomach, use fitness I ain't playin' all this stuff, all look the same
I don't a joe neckbone puttin' his artwork on my cd Enjoyin' apple jacks and honeycomb, with me sittin' on the No, I'm takin the picture by the hotel saint bonaventure Besides I do wear a cold blue And eat at resturants... yeah!
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!
Why you think I should wear a helmet? Why don't you it? Put on wings like a parrot discuss this contract Why are you hypin' up a normal female with fat cellulite that sound wack Most of y'all goin' out like uncle toms, like armstrongs Wearin' a tattoo and on stage like tracy chapman I canceled a big 'cos I was prepared You're on the roll with your damn money and all scared Why y'all walkin, hard like your manager got your name All over your card And plus, video treatment sucks The effect The to the camera only costs 100 bucks Look at the director trying to tell me to do I've done this 14 degrees freezing cold doin' poppa large with a over my head, that's dead Don't get your imagination too up I'm wearing a hat and a starter I'm not up How you gonna tell me to wear? I need mascara and a stylist Save that for a big rock group pantera Experience, plateau, mercury, wild pitch, emi, capitol, dreamworks got robbed, put my lyrics away and stuffed Too many with hands in my projects Havin' of me being superman, you actin' stupid man I'm prince You might see me once every 5 at the record company While most of you live at the label beggin for your rent and car notes to be the table doing routine dances for advances Oooh... you've involved...
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!