(original by dr. aka kool keith; remixed by leeroy thornhill)
(intro) Yeah, to all my fans, for who don't know What been going through to make my own, yeah...
Now it's time to hurt your feelings as I upset music fans Hey yo my man, look at my hands, they look human, You I'm a monster, ill circus clown, I'm not a specimen Don't look at me funny I come around And y'all been trying to me out for years Trying to reduplicate me, but they can't, so they me While white boys rub the heads of black music a japanese assistant What a chinese kid know about the rap game, it's a shame As I see 'em bet a million of creative rappers tryin' to be me I'm starting to feel like hendrix When they cover the story who started put blankets over my interviews They don't want to see me on 7 news Tellin the truth of the project Which they always have secret spies in eyes Watchin me record my album, sending producers with tracks And dats, up my whole format Can you imagine doing that would need more to function With an alternative hippy kid from the record label watchin back Talkin about mariah carey's Makin' an average group buck dance like a barrel full of While I out to do the shopping, boy You're a quick phone call my sound is too new and different I need to be a regular dru hill, a little more ill Hey keith we you to be ill!
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!
Of course I'm hard to work with, cos you're to work with I don't be the insane clown posse and collaborate I'm tryin' to innovate and quick at a fast rate Why you mad? cos I'm You do the material When I sit and watch you act big Spend budget on your video I'm in one of my 3 luxury eating raisin bran cereal While you front, 'lo take my white rhyme down to world's fargo How long's it gonna 900 and clear, talkin' with a clerk I don't need a binge year Took of my paperwork Take the united out to vegas the average r'n'b group is doing a promo concert Ignoring your phone calls from broke Who try to put out underground Try to get me to rap on a wacky-ass track one g How dare you try to me? I got 40 grand for 3 minutes to write a with prodigy Other crews don't get, but you got the nerve to call me welcome to the Stand as a witness, work on stomach, use physical fitness I ain't playin' all this african stuff, all the same
I don't need a joe neckbone puttin' his on my cd Enjoyin' apple and honeycomb, with me sittin' on the throne No, I'm the regular picture by the hotel saint bonaventure Besides I do wear a cold winter And eat at resturants... yeah!
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!
Why you think I should a motorcycle helmet? Why don't you it? Put on wings like a parrot Let's discuss this Why are you hypin' up a normal female group with fat that sound wack Most of y'all goin' out like uncle toms, like armstrongs Wearin' a tattoo and born on stage like tracy I canceled a big 'cos I was prepared You're on the roll with your money and ya're all scared Why y'all walkin, look hard like your manager got name All your versatile card And plus, this video sucks The fishlens The lens to the only costs 100 bucks Look at the director trying to me what to do I've done this 14 degrees freezing cold doin' poppa large with a cage over my head, dead Don't get imagination too messed up I'm a yankee hat and a starter I'm not up How you gonna tell me to wear? I don't need and a stylist Save that for a big rock group pantera Experience, next plateau, mercury, wild pitch, emi, capitol, Never got robbed, put my lyrics and stuffed Too many people with in my projects Havin' of me being superman, you actin' stupid man I'm like You might see me every 5 years at the record company While of you live at the label beggin for your rent and car notes to be paid Under the table doing dances for advances Oooh... been involved...
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!