(original by dr. dooom aka keith; remixed by leeroy thornhill)
(intro) Yeah, to all my fans, for people who don't What I've been through to make my own, yeah...
Now it's time to hurt your feelings as I upset industry fans Hey yo my man, look at my hands, they human, right? You think I'm a monster, ill clown, I'm not a specimen look at me funny when I come around And y'all been trying to figure me out for Trying to reduplicate me, but they can't, so they me While white boys rub the heads of black music a japanese assistant What does a chinese kid know about the rap game, a shame As I see 'em bet There's a of creative rappers tryin' to be me I'm to feel like jimi hendrix When they cover the story who started put blankets over my interviews They want to see me on channel 7 news Tellin the of the project group Which they always have secret spies in with Watchin me record my album, producers with wack tracks And dats, messin' up my format Can you imagine doing something would need more to function With an hippy kid from the record label watchin your back about mariah carey's honky Makin' an average group buck dance like a barrel full of While I out to do the shopping, boy makin' a quick phone call About my sound is too new and I need to be a like dru hill, a little more ill Hey we want you to be ill!
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!
Of course I'm hard to work with, cos you're hard to with I don't wanna be the insane clown posse and I'm to innovate and think quick at a fast rate Why you mad? cos I'm You do the material When I sit back and you act big Spend your on your video I'm in one of my 3 apartments eating raisin bran cereal While you front, 'lo I'll take my white rhyme down to fargo How it gonna take? 900 and clear, talkin' with a clerk I need a binge this year care of my paperwork Take the united out to vegas While the average group is doing a promo concert Ignoring your calls from broke labels Who try to put out mc's Try to get me to rap on a wacky-ass track one g How you try to insult me? I got 40 grand for 3 minutes to write a with prodigy Other crews don't get, but you got the nerve to call me welcome to the Stand as a witness, work on stomach, use physical fitness I ain't playin' all this stuff, all look the same
I need a joe neckbone puttin' his artwork on my cd Enjoyin' apple jacks and honeycomb, with me sittin' on the No, I'm takin the regular picture by the hotel bonaventure Besides I do a cold blue winter And eat at resturants... yeah!
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!
Why you think I should wear a motorcycle Why don't you it? Put on some like a parrot Let's discuss contract Why are you hypin' up a normal female group with fat cellulite that wack Most of y'all goin' out uncle toms, like louis armstrongs Wearin' a tattoo and born on like tracy chapman I canceled a big 'cos I was prepared on the roll with your damn money and ya're all scared Why y'all walkin, hard like your manager got your name All over your versatile And plus, this treatment sucks The fishlens The lens to the camera costs 100 bucks Look at the director to tell me what to do done this before 14 degrees freezing cold doin' poppa large a cage over my head, that's dead Don't get your too messed up I'm wearing a hat and a starter I'm not up How you gonna tell me to wear? I don't need and a stylist Save that for a big rock group like Experience, next plateau, mercury, wild pitch, emi, capitol, Never got robbed, put my away and stuffed Too many people hands in my projects Havin' fantasies of me being superman, you stupid man I'm prince You see me once every 5 years at the record company While of you live at the label beggin for your rent and car notes to be paid Under the table doing routine dances for Oooh... been involved...
Yeah, me alone! Hey keith, we you to be ill!