Luyện nghe bài hát Le Machine

I got a little gal an appetite,
got me half-scared to go home at night;
I seen a woman so hard to please.
She got me worn out got me in my knees,
I take my rest, she won't let me sleep,
And she's me promise things I can't keep;
So I downtown to the novelty shop;
Told the storekeeper the best he's got;
He said he keeps the finest of marital aids,
But they ain't cheap toys, I means to pay.
I I got a Visa and a Mastercard,
At a thousand dollar trade-in if he'll take my car.
He me to the back room and opened the safe,
And off the shelf pulled a red case.
Said "This is only to select clientele,
Where you got it you must tell;
It's a military secret and abroad,
And else it's against the law".
"It's got a and eight meg of ram,
A thousand user programs,
And the operating has biofeeds,
It always knows your baby needs.
The thrills and that she fantasize
Through reality are realized".
"It can run automatic, or control,
its temperature from hot to cold,
It caresses and manipulates, it and stings
Her erogenous zones - it makes her little bells
And medically proven, and safe,
Its got overload features just in case".
"Its got a eight hundred number, hotline,
Ain't no elevator music there to waste time;
The replacement is the very best,
You get a new one air freight express;
It simply is the finest model we've ever
The French women it 'Le Machine'".
I got of mind, got contentment and bliss,
I knew that love could be as easy as this.
I can stay up now and watch TV,
Or turn in early as the suits me;
And my loves me for what I've done,
She I'm "the only man allowed to power on!"