Luyện nghe bài hát Le Machine

I got a gal with an appetite,
got me half-scared to go home at night;
I seen a woman so hard to please.
She got me worn out got me in my knees,
I can't take my rest, she let me sleep,
And she's me promise things I can't keep;
So I went downtown to the shop;
the storekeeper want the best he's got;
He said he keeps the line of marital aids,
But they cheap toys, have I means to pay.
I said I got a and a Mastercard,
At least a thousand trade-in if he'll take my car.
He me to the back room and opened the safe,
And off the shelf pulled a red case.
"This is only offered to select clientele,
Where you got it you must never
It's a secret here and abroad,
And everywhere it's against the law".
"It's got a microprocessor and meg of ram,
A thousand user programs,
And the system has biofeeds,
It always knows what baby needs.
The thrills and excitement she fantasize
Through reality are realized".
"It can run automatic, or control,
Variate its temperature hot to cold,
It and manipulates, it tickles and stings
Her zones - it makes her little bells ring;
And proven, and clinically safe,
Its got safety overload features in case".
"Its got a eight hundred number, hotline,
Ain't no elevator music there to your time;
The guarantee is the very best,
You get a new one air freight express;
It is the finest model we've ever seen
The women call it 'Le Machine'".
I got peace of mind, got and bliss,
I never knew that could be as easy as this.
I can stay up late now and TV,
Or turn in as the mood suits me;
And my baby loves me for I've done,
She says I'm "the man allowed to power on!"