Luyện nghe bài hát Language Instructions

There are always two signals in any "sign."
The says,"listen up!
I'm say something!!"
The second tells to do.
The first is the same.
The is the variable.
In cases
(asshole in the row)

the second leads
to a third,
but is usually not the case.
The first is a high pitched trill,
usually for twomeasures.
Anyone--Trey, Mike or may do it
(But not
"Fish talks so much in real life that we don't let him here!"--Trey).

If the jam is really hectic, the is different.
It is a one measure which sounds like CCCC/Bb Bb/G G/Bb
(slash = division),
although it changes different keys.
This to be the signal
(listen to old bootlegs),
but is usedonly now.

The signal:
is a catalogue of signals based on Trey'sintro,
and on my own

1) theme song (you know!):
Everyone "D'OH!!"

2) to "To everything, turn, turn, turn":
Everyone around and screams.

3) Four notes:
a one measure figure, each note is bent to the next
(on the guitar, anyway):
everyone down.

4) Triplets of a sounding altered chord on beats 1,3,1,3
(two measures):
point to in the front row.
(What do do after this?
Anyone at that can explain the cheering?)

5) One measure figure sounds like zip zip zip zip!
(i.e. hand slides up the very quickly 4x):
Band plays a four bar waltz stomp.

6) music to "it don't mean a thing if it got that swing):
band cuts to swing beat.

7) scraping on the guitar
(similar to #5, except that scrapes are lower pitched, and go down and up the fretboard):
shouts, "AWWW FUCK!"

8) theme
(listen to the intro to note!
is not a signal!
It lacks the first attention getter.):
sings a random note.

That's all I been able to decipher up to this point,
although I suspect the presence of at least two
One that says,stop and freeze!
One that says, stop and wave your hands up wildly
(the strobes on for this one).