Luyện nghe bài hát Language Instructions

There are always two in any given "sign."
The says,"listen up!
I'm say something!!"
The second what to do.
The is always the same.
The is the variable.
In some
(asshole in the row)

the second leads
to a third,
but is usually not the case.
The first is a high pitched trill,
usually for twomeasures.
Anyone--Trey, Mike or may do it
(But not
"Fish talks so much in real life that we don't let him here!"--Trey).

If the jam is hectic, the signal is different.
It is a one measure figure which like CCCC/Bb Bb/G G/Bb
(slash = division),
although it changes with keys.
used to be the signal
(listen to old bootlegs),
but is usedonly now.

The second
is a catalogue of signals based on Trey'sintro,
and on my own

1) Simpsons theme (you know!):
goes "D'OH!!"

2) to "To everything, turn, turn, turn":
Everyone turns and screams.

3) Four notes:
a one measure figure, each is bent down to the next
(on the guitar, anyway):
falls down.

4) Triplets of a strange sounding altered on beats 1,3,1,3
(two measures):
point to in the front row.
(What do they do this?
Anyone at that can explain the cheering?)

5) One measure that sounds like zip zip zip zip!
(i.e. hand slides up the fretboard very 4x):
Band immediately plays a bar waltz stomp.

6) music to "it don't a thing if it ain't got that swing):
band cuts immediately to beat.

7) sound on the guitar
(similar to #5, except that scrapes are lower pitched, and go both and up the fretboard):
shouts, "AWWW FUCK!"

8) theme
(listen to the intro to note!
is not a signal!
It lacks the part--the attention getter.):
sings a random note.

That's all I have able to decipher up to this point,
although I suspect the of at least two more:
One just says,stop and freeze!
One that says, stop and wave hands up anddown wildly
(the come on for this one).