up ese Nah, last night was the bomb We got up ay But I woke up with this big Lemme tell you, a little story the cantina
I usually wait til to have my menudo But it's Saturday and I up all crudo I think I had one too shots of tequila Mira, I heard I made a to mi vida a big tip, mariachis took my grip And the sad thing about it is I don't remember Wait a minute, can you pass me a lemon And a cold Tacate, thank you, simon Anyways, yesterday was the bomb all night drunk off my ass, bottoms up on the glass Presidente and Coke, 1800's no Had me feeling like I never before so pour some more Til I hit the floor or out the door And if that happens, it's to hit the liquor store Tacates, or Cerveza Martina Taking shots of while I'm la cantina
You can me in la cantina getting drunk La cantina, that's where we party up La cantina's mi vida, you know true La cantina, cantina you know I love you
I I wouldn't drink no more, but this can't be true 'cause not even noon and I already had two Times three, that's me taking all I can take Want me to promise I won't drink, but that's a promise I can't make So suffering, hungover from the night But the only way to fix it is to some more So did I? But of course you think? I'm sitting at the bar the beers that I won't drink You gotta be kidding me, the is hitting me Got me feeling I'm headed to the park with the Spark But had some besto there tambien A couple twelve-packs they jacked I'm like I can't win Everywhere I go alcohol til I fall It's 7 o'clock, but I make it to last call You vatos gonna be for a while? If so see ya But if not you know where be homey, at the cantina
Back in the cantina, sippin my It's gonna be the same way as night holmes, I bet ya and friends from one night to the other end The wicked wino, is getting drunk again Stumbling, I'm wasted and it And wouldn't be suprised if later on I'm throwing 'cause that's the way it goes, and knows But I'll relax and go with the flow Bartender I'm ready for another shot and won't stop until I Or til somebody calls the My primo picks me up off the And said "Homey tore up We're cutting you off, not drinking anymore" me out, up the hill to mi caton The bar's a few minutes away but it took me a to get home I've learned my leason, rule number one of la Don't mix cerveza with
You know every I say I'm never gonna drink again But I'm always going back to the cantina with mi That's right, and if one thing I've learned It's don't mix cerveza with I'm you