up ese Nah, last night was the homey We got up ay But I woke up with big hangover Lemme tell you, a little about the cantina
I usually til Sunday to have my menudo But it's Saturday and I woke up all I think I had one too shots of tequila Mira, I heard I made a toast to mi a big tip, mariachis took my grip And the sad thing about it is I don't shit Wait a minute, can you pass me a lemon And a nice Tacate, thank you, simon Anyways, was the bomb all night long Getting drunk off my ass, bottoms up on the Presidente and Coke, 1800's no Had me feeling I never felt before so pour some more Til I hit the floor or stumble out the And if that happens, time to hit the liquor store Drinkin Tacates, or Martina Taking of tequila while I'm la cantina
You can catch me in la cantina drunk La cantina, 'cause that's we party up La cantina's mi vida, you know it's La cantina, cantina you know I love you
I I wouldn't drink no more, but this can't be true 'cause it's not noon and I already had two Times three, that's me taking all that I can Want me to promise I won't drink, but that's a promise I can't make So suffering, hungover from the night But the only way to fix it is to some more So did I? But of course you think? I'm sitting at the bar from the beers that I drink You gotta be kidding me, the is hitting me Got me light-headed I'm headed to the with the homey Spark But they had some there tambien A couple twelve-packs that they I'm like I can't win Everywhere I go there's alcohol til I 7 o'clock, but will I make it to last call You vatos be here for a while? If so see ya But if not you where I'll be homey, at the cantina
Back in the cantina, my cerveza It's be the same way as last night holmes, I bet ya Primos and friends one night to the other end The wicked wino, is getting drunk again Stumbling, I'm and it shows And wouldn't be suprised if on I'm throwing blows 'cause the way it goes, and everybody knows But I'll just and go with the flow Bartender I'm ready for shot and won't stop until I drop Or til somebody the cops My primo me up off the floor And said "Homey you're up We're cutting you off, not drinking anymore" Drag me out, up the hill to mi The a few minutes away but it took me a hour to get home I've learned my leason, rule one of la cantina mix cerveza with tequila
You know every I say I'm never gonna drink again But I'm always going back to the cantina mi familia That's right, and if there's one thing learned don't mix cerveza with tequila I'm you