up ese Nah, night was the bomb homey We got up ay But I woke up with this big Lemme tell you, a little story the cantina
I wait til Sunday to have my menudo But it's and I woke up all crudo I I had one too many shots of tequila Mira, I heard I a toast to mi vida a big tip, mariachis took my grip And the sad thing about it is I don't remember Wait a minute, can you pass me a lemon And a nice cold Tacate, thank you, Anyways, yesterday was the all night long Getting drunk off my ass, up on the glass Presidente and Coke, no joke Had me feeling like I never felt before so pour some Til I hit the floor or out the door And if that happens, it's time to hit the liquor Drinkin Tacates, or Cerveza Taking of tequila while I'm la cantina
You can catch me in la cantina getting La cantina, 'cause that's where we up La mi vida, you know it's true La cantina, cantina you know that I you
I said I wouldn't drink no more, but this be true it's not even noon and I already had two Times three, me taking all that I can take Want me to promise that I won't drink, but that's a I can't make So suffering, hungover the night before But the only way to fix it is to drink more So did I? But of course what you I'm sitting at the bar from the beers I won't drink You gotta be kidding me, the is hitting me Got me light-headed I'm headed to the park the homey Spark But had some besto there tambien A twelve-packs that they jacked I'm like I can't win Everywhere I go there's alcohol til I It's 7 o'clock, but will I it to last call You gonna be here for a while? If so see ya But if not you where I'll be homey, at the cantina
Back in the cantina, my cerveza It's gonna be the same way as last holmes, I bet ya Primos and friends one night to the other end The wicked wicked wino, is getting drunk Stumbling, I'm wasted and it And wouldn't be if later on I'm throwing blows 'cause the way it goes, and everybody knows But I'll relax and go with the flow Bartender I'm ready for another shot and stop until I drop Or til calls the cops My primo picks me up off the And said "Homey you're up We're cutting you off, you're not anymore" me out, up the hill to mi caton The a few minutes away but it took me a hour to get home learned my leason, rule number one of la cantina Don't mix cerveza tequila
You know every weekend I say I'm never drink again But I'm always going back to the with mi familia That's right, and if one thing I've learned It's mix cerveza with tequila I'm you