up ese Nah, last night was the homey We got up ay But I woke up with big hangover Lemme tell you, a little story the cantina
I usually wait til to have my menudo But Saturday and I woke up all crudo I think I had one too shots of tequila Mira, I I made a toast to mi vida Left a big tip, mariachis my grip And the sad about it is I don't remember shit Wait a minute, can you pass me a lemon And a nice cold Tacate, thank you, Anyways, yesterday was the all night long Getting off my ass, bottoms up on the glass Presidente and Coke, 1800's no Had me feeling like I never before so pour some more Til I hit the floor or stumble out the And if happens, it's time to hit the liquor store Drinkin Tacates, or Cerveza Taking of tequila while I'm la cantina
You can me in la cantina getting drunk La cantina, 'cause where we party up La mi vida, you know it's true La cantina, cantina you know I love you
I said I wouldn't drink no more, but can't be true it's not even noon and I already had two Times three, that's me all that I can take Want me to promise that I won't drink, but that's a I can't make So suffering, hungover the night before But the only way to fix it is to drink some So did I? But of course what you I'm at the bar from the beers that I won't drink You gotta be kidding me, the buzz is me Got me feeling I'm headed to the park the homey Spark But they had some besto there A twelve-packs that they jacked I'm like I can't win Everywhere I go there's til I fall It's 7 o'clock, but will I make it to call You vatos be here for a while? If so see ya But if not you know where be homey, at the cantina
Back in the cantina, my cerveza gonna be the same way as last night holmes, I bet ya Primos and from one night to the other end The wicked wicked wino, is getting again Stumbling, I'm wasted and it And be suprised if later on I'm throwing blows 'cause that's the way it goes, and everybody But just relax and go with the flow I'm ready for another shot and won't stop until I drop Or til calls the cops My primo me up off the floor And "Homey you're tore up cutting you off, you're not drinking anymore" Drag me out, up the to mi caton The bar's a few minutes away but it me a hour to get home I've my leason, rule number one of la cantina Don't mix cerveza tequila
You know every weekend I say I'm gonna drink again But I'm always going to the cantina with mi familia That's right, and if one thing I've learned It's don't mix cerveza with I'm you