Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat B**ch - Joe C

(Tell ya about Kyle's momma)

(Straight outta tailer, Joe C)

Kyle's Momma is a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch I know and she stinks like shit
Remember back in the day when she was skinny
Now she's fugly but still think she's pretty

I just laugh and walk on past
sayin "Shit God Damn thats a big fat ass"
fuck that slut
she's a big fat trick
but I still let her suck this 10 foot dick

Joe C
I'm a crazy hit
down with Kid Rock and his South Park clique
I don't know much, but I know this shit
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
She's a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed bitch

My homie named Kyle lives up the block
he's got a big fat mom, that sucks my cock
non-stop she's a sight to see
a real sloppy bitch
does right by me
she might be the best suck in the mountains
10 times a week
but shit, who's countin'?
I'm astounded by the things she does
she's the suckinest, fuckinest, freak there ever was
she ain't a slut
she's a super groupy
and I past that bitch around like a dooby
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
She's a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed biiitch

(Tell 'em Joe)

I'm Joe C
The C stands for Cool
I might be a fuck
But I ain't no fool
I just rode from South Park to Golda
Cuz Kyle's mom's trippin' on X, so I bulled her
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that
little freak ass pimp, but you know that
I just mad, caught tracks like a puppy
Colorado bitches ain't shit but yuppies
Whuddup, I'm the J-O-E
To the motha fuckin sea in the place to be
I don't know what, but I know this
Kyle's momma is a big fat biaaaaatch

Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
She's a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed biiiiiiiiiiitch

(Heheheh... yup)

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(This goes out to al the fat bitches in the world)

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