Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera proudly presents
a special edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday
Whatever you do what you say
If you're offended well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct

We up with our three cowboys one cold
December night around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing some songs?
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you might the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll lead off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why can't I say
I make the rules.
Hey listen guys, it's not difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian
Sure, that offend anybody.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're offended well that's okay

Why do these have to feel that way?
How come get offended so easily?

a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I'm trying to come up with a song here.
Let's sing one together, everybody ready?
Ready.
Bill your
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you to say Asia now.

Oh, come on try.

We three of Asia are

That like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little Drummer
Nope, that offends people.
And you say drummer 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout little of meddle hell.
What's this with all the short

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, it'll offend people who's hard to hear and of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This every year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If easily offended well that's okay,
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you offend some women.
So basically we sing anything?

I think that a bunch of biiiip.
Softer George it's effective.
I think that a of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man more effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We can't say new, offend the old folks.
And you never wanna them.