Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater proudly
a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao

Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo
you do watch what you say
If you're easily well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct

We up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing some holiday
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I getting blipped
Haven't you heard You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I can't say
No you might somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I didn't the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a holiday?
Sure, won't offend anybody.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're offended well that's okay

Why do these people have to that way?
How come get offended so easily?

a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to come up with a here.
sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

boys, you have to say Asia now.

Oh, on just try.

We three of Asia are

That sounds horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little boy?
Nope, offends short people.
And you can't say 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout little town of hell.
What's with all the short jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Silent
No, it'll people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This happens year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily offended that's okay,
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might offend women.
So basically we can't anything?

I think that a of bull biiiip.
George it's more effective.
I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now I don't care who we offend,
I'm sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
man it's more effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We can't say new, offend the old folks.
And you never offend them.