Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater presents
a special holiday edition of the of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended well okay
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our cowboys one cold
December night huddled the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing some holiday
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say you gotta say Holiday
I can't say
No you offend somebody.
Who is offended by
You you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why can't I say
I didn't the rules.
Hey listen guys, it's not difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that offend anybody.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're offended well that's okay

Why do these have to feel that way?
How come get offended so easily?

a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to come up a song here.
Let's sing one together, everybody George?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you to say Asia now.

Oh, on just try.

We kings of Asia are

That like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that short people.
And you can't say drummer that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout little town of hell.
What's this with all the jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Night?
No, it'll offend people hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This every year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If easily offended well that's okay,
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we sing anything?

I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer it's more effective.
I think that a bunch of biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man more effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you never wanna them.