Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old theater proudly presents
a holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo
Whatever you do what you say
If easily offended well that's okay
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our three one cold
December night huddled around the fire.

How we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us
Yeah, I got one.

Oh tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you heard You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I can't say
No you might somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might offend the and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll lead off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I make the rules.
Hey listen guys, it's not difficult,
all you do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a holiday?
Sure, that won't anybody.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily offended that's okay

Why do these people have to feel way?
How they get offended so easily?

It's a completely and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to up with a song here.
Let's one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've real far

Sorry boys, you have to say now.

Oh, on just try.

We kings of Asia are

That sounds horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little boy?
Nope, offends short people.
And you can't say drummer that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout town of meddle hell.
What's this with all the jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Silent
No, it'll offend people who's hard to and afraid of the dark.
What did he say a shark?

This every year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily well that's okay,
It's a completely and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you offend some women.
So basically we can't sing

I think that a bunch of biiiip.
Softer George more effective.
I think that a bunch of biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man more effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy year.

We can't say new, it'll the old folks.
And you never wanna them.