Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater presents
a special edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
you do watch what you say
If you're easily well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

We up with our three cowboys one cold
night huddled around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing some songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I getting blipped
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you say Holiday
I can't say
No you offend somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you might the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll lead off.

On the first day of my true love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I didn't the rules.
Hey listen guys, it's not difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that offend anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say
If you're offended well that's okay

Why do these people to feel that way?
How come they get offended so

It's a completely non-offensive and correct holiday

I'm just trying to come up a song here.
Let's sing one together, everybody ready?
Ready.
your ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts traveled real far

Sorry boys, you to say Asia now.

Oh, on just try.

We three kings of are

sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little Drummer
Nope, that short people.
And you can't say 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout town of meddle hell.
What's with all the short jokes?

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, it'll offend people who's hard to and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a

This every year.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If you're offended well that's okay,
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we can't anything?

I think that a of bull biiiip.
George it's more effective.
I think that a of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man more effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a ne-biip year.

We can't say new, it'll the old folks.
And you wanna offend them.