Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera proudly presents
a special edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily offended well that's
It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct

We up with our three cowboys one cold
December night around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say
I can't say
No you offend somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll lead off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I make the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a holiday?
Sure, that won't anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended that's okay

Why do these have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so

It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

I'm just trying to up with a song here.
Let's sing one together, ready? George?
Ready.
your ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you have to say now.

Oh, come on try.

We kings of Asia are

That sounds like horse
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Drummer boy?
Nope, offends short people.
And you say drummer 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How little town of meddle hell.
What's this all the short jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Night?
No, offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This every year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily well that's okay,
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we can't sing

I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer it's more effective.
I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man more effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you never wanna them.