Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater proudly
a special edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily offended well that's
It's a completely and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our three one cold
night huddled around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing some holiday
Yeah, hey George, you wanna us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are branched?

Why am I getting blipped
you heard guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I can't say
No you might somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why can't I say
I didn't the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that offend anybody.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If easily offended well that's okay

Why do these people have to feel way?
How come get offended so easily?

It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I'm trying to come up with a song here.
Let's sing one together, everybody ready?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

boys, you have to say Asia now.

Oh, on just try.

We three kings of are

sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends people.
And you can't say drummer that will offend real musicians.

How little town of meddle hell.
What's this with all the jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Night?
No, it'll offend people who's hard to hear and of the dark.
What did he say about a

This every year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If you're easily offended well okay,
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you offend some women.
So basically we can't anything?

I think that a of bull biiiip.
Softer it's more effective.
I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now I don't care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man more effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy year.

We can't say new, it'll the old folks.
And you wanna offend them.