Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater proudly
a special holiday edition of the of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday
you do watch what you say
If you're offended well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct

We catch up with our three cowboys one
December night around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how are thou branched?

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you heard guys? You say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I can't say
No you offend somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why can't I say
I didn't the rules.
Hey listen guys, not that difficult,
all you gotta do is change to Holiday.
You know, of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a holiday?
Sure, won't offend anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily offended well that's

Why do these have to feel that way?
How come they get so easily?

a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to up with a song here.
Let's sing one together, everybody ready?
Ready.
your ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you have to say now.

Oh, on just try.

We three of Asia are

sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends people.
And you can't say drummer 'cause that will real musicians.

How 'bout little of meddle hell.
What's this all the short jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Night?
No, it'll offend people who's hard to hear and of the dark.
What did he say about a

This happens year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If easily offended well that's okay,
It's a completely non-offensive and correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you offend some women.
So basically we sing anything?

I think that a bunch of biiiip.
Softer George it's effective.
I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now I don't care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man it's effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you never wanna them.