Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the old opera theater proudly presents
a special edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday
you do watch what you say
If easily offended well that's okay
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our three one cold
December night huddled the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say
I can't say
No you might somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I didn't the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a holiday?
Sure, that offend anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily offended well that's

Why do these people to feel that way?
How come they get offended so

It's a completely non-offensive and correct holiday

I'm just trying to come up a song here.
Let's one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
your ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are gifts we've traveled real far

boys, you have to say Asia now.

Oh, on just try.

We three kings of are

That sounds like horse
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little boy?
Nope, that short people.
And you say drummer 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout little town of hell.
What's with all the short jokes?

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, it'll people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
What did he say a shark?

This every year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If you're easily offended that's okay,
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So we can't sing anything?

I think that a of bull biiiip.
George it's more effective.
I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man it's effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you never wanna them.