Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera proudly presents
a special holiday of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo
you do watch what you say
If easily offended well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct

We catch up with our three one cold
night huddled around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou

Why am I getting blipped
Haven't you heard You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you might the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why can't I say
I make the rules.
Hey listen guys, not that difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, won't offend anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended well that's

Why do these have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so

It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct

I'm just to come up with a song here.
Let's sing one together, ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've real far

Sorry boys, you have to say now.

Oh, on just try.

We three kings of are

That sounds like biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends people.
And you can't say 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How little town of meddle hell.
What's with all the short jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Silent
No, it'll people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a

This happens year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If you're offended well that's okay,
It's a completely non-offensive and correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you offend some women.
So basically we sing anything?

I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer George more effective.
I think that a of bull biiiip.
You now I don't care who we offend,
I'm sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
man it's more effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a ne-biip year.

We can't say new, it'll the old folks.
And you never wanna them.