Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the old opera theater proudly presents
a special edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and correct holiday

We catch up our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled the camp fire.

How 'bout we some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll this off.

On the day of Chri-biip-mas my true love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why can't I say
I make the rules.
Hey listen guys, not that difficult,
all you gotta do is change to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that offend anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're offended well that's okay

Why do these people have to that way?
How they get offended so easily?

It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

I'm just trying to come up with a here.
Let's sing one together, everybody George?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you have to say now.

Oh, on just try.

We three of Asia are

That like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends people.
And you can't say drummer 'cause that offend real musicians.

How little town of meddle hell.
What's this all the short jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Night?
No, it'll offend people who's hard to hear and of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This happens year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily offended well okay,
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we sing anything?

I think that a of bull biiiip.
Softer George more effective.
I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now I don't care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
man it's more effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a ne-biip year.

We can't say new, it'll the old folks.
And you wanna offend them.