Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater proudly
a special holiday of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do what you say
If you're offended well that's okay
It's a completely and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our three one cold
December night around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing some holiday
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I getting blipped
Haven't you heard guys? You say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I can't say
No you might somebody.
Who is offended by
You you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll lead off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why can't I say
I make the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you gotta do is change to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that offend anybody.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If easily offended well that's okay

Why do these people to feel that way?
How come they get offended so

a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to come up a song here.
Let's sing one together, everybody George?
Ready.
Bill your
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled far

Sorry boys, you have to say now.

Oh, on just try.

We kings of Asia are

sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends people.
And you can't say drummer 'cause that will offend musicians.

How 'bout little of meddle hell.
this with all the short jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Silent
No, it'll offend people who's hard to and afraid of the dark.
What did he say a shark?

This happens year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If you're easily offended that's okay,
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you offend some women.
So basically we sing anything?

I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
George it's more effective.
I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now I don't care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing carols.
Louder man it's effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We can't say new, offend the old folks.
And you never wanna them.