Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera proudly presents
a special holiday edition of the of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're offended well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and correct holiday

We catch up with our three cowboys one
December huddled around the camp fire.

How we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you offend somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you might the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the first day of my true love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why can't I say
I didn't the rules.
Hey listen guys, it's not difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that offend anybody.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily offended well okay

Why do these have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so

It's a completely and politically correct holiday

I'm just to come up with a song here.
Let's sing one together, everybody ready?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

boys, you have to say Asia now.

Oh, come on try.

We kings of Asia are

That like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little Drummer
Nope, offends short people.
And you say drummer 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout town of meddle hell.
this with all the short jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Silent
No, it'll offend people hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This every year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily offended that's okay,
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we sing anything?

I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer it's more effective.
I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I care who we offend,
I'm sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man it's effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy year.

We can't say new, it'll the old folks.
And you never offend them.