Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater presents
a holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily offended that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and correct holiday

We catch up with our three one cold
December night around the camp fire.

How 'bout we some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how are thou branched?

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you might offend the and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why can't I say
I didn't the rules.
Hey listen guys, not that difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian
Sure, won't offend anybody.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily offended that's okay

Why do these people have to that way?
How come they get so easily?

It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct

I'm just trying to up with a song here.
Let's sing one together, ready? George?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you to say Asia now.

Oh, come on try.

We kings of Asia are

That sounds horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that short people.
And you can't say drummer 'cause that will real musicians.

How 'bout little town of hell.
What's this with all the short

Hey how 'bout we do Night?
No, it'll offend people who's to hear and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a

This every year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If easily offended well that's okay,
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So we can't sing anything?

I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
George it's more effective.
I think that a of bull biiiip.
You now I don't care who we offend,
I'm sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man it's effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you wanna offend them.