Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater proudly
a special holiday edition of the of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily offended that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct

We catch up with our three one cold
December night huddled the camp fire.

How we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I getting blipped
Haven't you heard guys? You say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I can't say
No you offend somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why can't I say
I make the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that won't anybody.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily offended that's okay

Why do these have to feel that way?
How come get offended so easily?

a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I'm trying to come up with a song here.
Let's sing one together, everybody George?
Ready.
your ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

boys, you have to say Asia now.

Oh, on just try.

We kings of Asia are

That sounds like biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Drummer boy?
Nope, offends short people.
And you can't say 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How little town of meddle hell.
What's this with all the jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Silent
No, offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
What did he say a shark?

This happens year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily well that's okay,
It's a completely and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we sing anything?

I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer George it's effective.
I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man more effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you never offend them.