Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old theater proudly presents
a special holiday of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday
you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended well okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

We catch up with our cowboys one cold
night huddled around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing some holiday
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are branched?

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say you gotta say Holiday
I can't say
No you offend somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll lead off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why can't I say
I make the rules.
Hey listen guys, it's not difficult,
all you do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that won't anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily offended well that's

Why do these people have to feel way?
How they get offended so easily?

It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

I'm just trying to come up a song here.
Let's one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

boys, you have to say Asia now.

Oh, come on try.

We three kings of are

That sounds like horse
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little boy?
Nope, offends short people.
And you say drummer 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How little town of meddle hell.
this with all the short jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Night?
No, it'll offend who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a

This every year.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily offended well okay,
It's a completely non-offensive and correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we can't anything?

I think that a bunch of biiiip.
Softer George it's effective.
I think that a of bull biiiip.
You now what? I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
man it's more effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy year.

We can't say new, it'll the old folks.
And you never offend them.