Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old theater proudly presents
a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily well that's okay
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our cowboys one cold
night huddled around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how are thou branched?

Why am I getting again?
Haven't you heard You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might offend the and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll lead off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why can't I say
I didn't the rules.
Hey listen guys, not that difficult,
all you gotta do is change to Holiday.
You know, of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a holiday?
Sure, won't offend anybody.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily offended well that's

Why do these people to feel that way?
How come get offended so easily?

a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to come up with a here.
Let's one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you have to say now.

Oh, on just try.

We three kings of are

That like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little boy?
Nope, offends short people.
And you say drummer 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout town of meddle hell.
What's this with all the jokes?

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, it'll offend people who's hard to and afraid of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This happens year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If easily offended well that's okay,
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you offend some women.
So we can't sing anything?

I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
George it's more effective.
I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man more effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you wanna offend them.