Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater proudly
a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Pao Buckaroos

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended well okay
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the fire.

How 'bout we sing holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I getting blipped
you heard guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I can't say
No you might somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the first day of my true love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I didn't the rules.
Hey listen guys, not that difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian
Sure, won't offend anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily offended that's okay

Why do these people to feel that way?
How they get offended so easily?

It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

I'm just trying to come up a song here.
sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing we've traveled real far

boys, you have to say Asia now.

Oh, on just try.

We three of Asia are

That sounds horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little boy?
Nope, that offends people.
And you can't say 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout little town of hell.
What's this with all the short

Hey how 'bout we do Silent
No, it'll offend people who's to hear and afraid of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This every year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If you're easily offended well okay,
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might offend women.
So basically we can't sing

I think that a bunch of biiiip.
Softer George more effective.
I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man more effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a ne-biip year.

We can't say new, offend the old folks.
And you never offend them.