Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera proudly presents
a special edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday
Whatever you do what you say
If easily offended well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and correct holiday

We catch up with our cowboys one cold
December night huddled the camp fire.

How 'bout we some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I getting blipped
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you say Holiday
I can't say
No you offend somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you might the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll lead off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I make the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that offend anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily offended well that's

Why do these have to feel that way?
How they get offended so easily?

It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

I'm just trying to come up a song here.
sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you have to say now.

Oh, come on try.

We three kings of are

sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Drummer boy?
Nope, offends short people.
And you can't say 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout little town of hell.
What's this all the short jokes?

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, it'll offend people who's to hear and afraid of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This happens year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If easily offended well that's okay,
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you offend some women.
So basically we can't sing

I think that a bunch of biiiip.
George it's more effective.
I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man more effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you never wanna them.