Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater presents
a holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily well that's okay
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up our three cowboys one cold
night huddled around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing some holiday
Yeah, hey George, you wanna us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou

Why am I getting again?
Haven't you guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you offend somebody.
Who is offended by
You you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why can't I say
I didn't the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, won't offend anybody.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended that's okay

Why do these people have to feel way?
How they get offended so easily?

a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to come up a song here.
Let's one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you have to say now.

Oh, come on try.

We three kings of are

That sounds horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little boy?
Nope, offends short people.
And you say drummer 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout little of meddle hell.
What's this with all the short

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
What did he say a shark?

This every year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If you're easily offended well okay,
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we sing anything?

I think that a of bull biiiip.
Softer George it's effective.
I think that a of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man it's effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a ne-biip year.

We can't say new, offend the old folks.
And you wanna offend them.