Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old theater proudly presents
a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao

Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo
you do watch what you say
If you're easily well that's okay
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled the camp fire.

How 'bout we some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I getting blipped
Haven't you guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I can't say
No you might somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you might offend the and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I make the rules.
Hey listen guys, not that difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian
Sure, that won't anybody.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're offended well that's okay

Why do these have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so

It's a completely and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to up with a song here.
sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts traveled real far

Sorry boys, you to say Asia now.

Oh, come on try.

We kings of Asia are

That like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little Drummer
Nope, that short people.
And you can't say drummer 'cause will offend real musicians.

How 'bout little of meddle hell.
What's this with all the jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Night?
No, it'll offend people hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
What did he say a shark?

This every year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily offended well okay,
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we can't sing

I think that a of bull biiiip.
Softer George more effective.
I think that a bunch of biiiip.
You now I don't care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man it's effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing carols.
Me too.

We wish you a Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy year.

We can't say new, offend the old folks.
And you wanna offend them.