Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old theater proudly presents
a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily offended that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct

We catch up with our cowboys one cold
December night around the camp fire.

How 'bout we some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I getting again?
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you might the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why can't I say
I didn't the rules.
Hey listen guys, not that difficult,
all you gotta do is change to Holiday.
You know, of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, won't offend anybody.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're offended well that's okay

Why do people have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so

It's a completely non-offensive and politically correct

I'm just trying to come up a song here.
Let's sing one together, everybody George?
Ready.
Bill your
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you to say Asia now.

Oh, on just try.

We three of Asia are

That sounds like horse
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little boy?
Nope, that offends people.
And you can't say drummer that will offend real musicians.

How little town of meddle hell.
this with all the short jokes?

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, it'll offend people who's hard to hear and of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This every year.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If easily offended well that's okay,
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might offend women.
So basically we can't sing

I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer it's more effective.
I think that a of bull biiiip.
You now I don't care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man it's effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a ne-biip year.

We can't say new, it'll the old folks.
And you never offend them.