Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera theater proudly
a special edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily offended well okay
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our cowboys one cold
December huddled around the camp fire.

How 'bout we some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I getting again?
Haven't you guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might offend the biiiip and the and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I didn't the rules.
Hey listen guys, not that difficult,
all you gotta do is change to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that offend anybody.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily offended well okay

Why do these people have to that way?
How come get offended so easily?

It's a completely and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to up with a song here.
Let's sing one together, everybody George?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you to say Asia now.

Oh, on just try.

We kings of Asia are

That sounds like horse
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little Drummer
Nope, that short people.
And you can't say drummer that will offend real musicians.

How little town of meddle hell.
What's this all the short jokes?

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, it'll offend people who's to hear and afraid of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This happens year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If you're easily offended well okay,
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we can't sing

I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer it's more effective.
I think that a of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man it's effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you never offend them.