Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the old opera theater proudly presents
a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao

Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily offended well okay
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our three one cold
December huddled around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing some holiday
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how are thou branched?

Why am I getting again?
you heard guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you offend somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you might offend the and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll lead off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I make the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that won't anybody.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily offended well that's

Why do these people to feel that way?
How they get offended so easily?

It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

I'm just trying to up with a song here.
Let's one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
your ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you to say Asia now.

Oh, come on try.

We three kings of are

That sounds like horse
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little Drummer
Nope, that short people.
And you can't say drummer that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout little of meddle hell.
What's with all the short jokes?

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, it'll people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This every year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say,
If you're easily well that's okay,
It's a completely and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So basically we sing anything?

I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer George more effective.
I think that a bunch of biiiip.
You now what? I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
man it's more effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We can't say new, it'll the old folks.
And you wanna offend them.