Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the old opera theater proudly presents
a special holiday of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo
you do watch what you say
If easily offended well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

We catch up with our cowboys one cold
December night huddled the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how are thou branched?

Why am I getting again?
you heard guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you might somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You know you might the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

lead this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why can't I say
I make the rules.
Hey listen guys, it's not difficult,
all you do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that won't anybody.

Well, it's a Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended that's okay

Why do these people have to feel way?
How come they get offended so

It's a completely and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to come up with a here.
Let's sing one together, everybody George?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled far

boys, you have to say Asia now.

Oh, on just try.

We kings of Asia are

That sounds like horse
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends people.
And you can't say drummer 'cause that offend real musicians.

How 'bout little of meddle hell.
this with all the short jokes?

Hey how we do Silent Night?
No, offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This happens year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If easily offended well that's okay,
It's a completely and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might some women.
So we can't sing anything?

I think a bunch of bull biiiip.
Softer it's more effective.
I think that a bunch of biiiip.
You now what? I care who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
man it's more effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a Chri-biip-mas,
we you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We can't say new, it'll the old folks.
And you never wanna them.