Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old theater proudly presents
a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo
Whatever you do what you say
If you're offended well that's okay
It's a completely and politically correct holiday

We catch up with our cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the fire.

How 'bout we sing some songs?
Yeah, hey George, you lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.

Oh tree oh Chri-biip-mas tree how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you guys? You can't say Chri-biip-mas you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you offend somebody.
Who is offended by
You know you might the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll lead off.

On the first day of my true love said to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say biiiip on the record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I make the rules.
Hey listen guys, not that difficult,
all you do is change Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, of saying white Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm of a whi-biiip Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, I'm dreaming of a holiday?
Sure, that offend anybody.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do what you say
If you're easily offended well that's

Why do people have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so

It's a completely and politically correct holiday

I'm just trying to up with a song here.
sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you to say Asia now.

Oh, come on try.

We three of Asia are

sounds like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little boy?
Nope, offends short people.
And you say drummer 'cause that will offend real musicians.

How 'bout little town of hell.
this with all the short jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Night?
No, it'll offend people hard to hear and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a

This every year.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily well that's okay,
It's a non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you might offend women.
So we can't sing anything?

I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
George it's more effective.
I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm gonna sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man it's effective.
I don't who we offend,
I'm sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a Chri-biip-mas, and a happy ne-biip year.

We say new, it'll offend the old folks.
And you never wanna them.