Luyện nghe bài hát Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

And now the grand old opera proudly presents
a special holiday edition of the of the Kung Pao Buckaroos

Well, it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo
Whatever you do watch you say
If you're easily well that's okay
It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

We up with our three cowboys one cold
December night around the camp fire.

How 'bout we sing some holiday
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us
Yeah, I got one.

Oh Chri-biip-mas tree oh Chri-biip-mas how lovely are thou branched?

Why am I blipped again?
Haven't you heard guys? You can't say you gotta say Holiday
I say Chri-biip-mas?
No you offend somebody.
Who is by Chri-biip-mas?
You you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists.

Time to correct.

I'll this off.

On the first day of Chri-biip-mas my true love to me?

Jimmy, are you

You say Chri-biip-mas.
Why
You can say on the last record.
Why I say Chri-biip-mas?
I make the rules.
Hey guys, it's not that difficult,
all you gotta do is Chri-biip-mas to Holiday.
You know, instead of saying Chri-biip-mas, you say
I'm dreaming of a Holiday.
Why did I get
got to say Caucasian.
So I to sing, I'm dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, won't offend anybody.

Well, it's a Kung Pao Holiday,
you do watch what you say
If easily offended well that's okay

Why do these people have to feel that
How they get offended so easily?

It's a completely non-offensive and politically holiday

I'm just trying to come up with a here.
Let's sing one together, everybody George?
Ready.
Bill ready?
I'm ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!

We kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far

Sorry boys, you to say Asia now.

Oh, come on try.

We kings of Asia are

That like horse biiiip
Oh lord, okay. How 'bout Little Drummer
Nope, that offends people.
And you can't say drummer 'cause that will real musicians.

How little town of meddle hell.
this with all the short jokes?

Hey how 'bout we do Night?
No, it'll offend people who's hard to hear and of the dark.
did he say about a shark?

This happens year.

Well, a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday,
Whatever you do watch you say,
If you're easily well that's okay,
a completely non-offensive and politically correct holiday.

Hohoho!
No.
I say ho?
No you offend some women.
So basically we can't anything?

I think that a of bull biiiip.
Softer it's more effective.
I that a bunch of bull biiiip.
You now what? I don't who we offend,
I'm sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Louder man more effective.
I care who we offend,
I'm sing Chri-biip-mas carols if I wanna sing Chri-biip-mas carols.
Me too.

We wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, we wish you a Chri-biip-mas,
we wish you a merry Chri-biip-mas, and a happy year.

We can't say new, it'll the old folks.
And you never wanna them.