A little mix of the old for you to knock down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! to the house of horrors You born in a barn? Shut the door You see, damn, cause I'm to scare you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, open up mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are in I'm twisted, cut your finger off, and stick it in butt ...and glue it This is when I get crazy, lemme show you ...You know what that means, it don't nothin, haha But it scares you cause don't be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, you going? to the house of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta that Some rock and roll bit the head off a rat march in his concert and chant him to hell Cause he's so TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record sells and triple Cause of you whinin him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you them bands Instead of them poor people outta them garbage cans When your done with bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motherfucka I could use the The whole world was when Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no Rapper dies of AIDS but you mention blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroin and a shot gun and a hero was Maybe I should do that shit so J can get
If I was tv I'd be like, look at me If I was shooting star I be shooooom If I was a fat bitches I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties I'd be like ahh If I was a word I'd just be like, fuck If I was a rock on the I'd be chillin like sup If I was a butthole I'd be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be "man this is bull shit" If I was your on your car I'd be like... If I was the on your car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be Joe Bruce If I was a DJ I'd probably say, point 103 If I was a ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin magazine I'd put a on the cover and be like us and all our readers, even this motherfucker If I was mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your every now and then I'd be like If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be Ah why do you always bite me every we eat? If I was a chair I'd be like sit and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be like shhh Iif I was a tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap clock I'd be like... If I was White I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was your uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in your I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, right now Welcome to the big show Jake and Jack, and the dark Remove your hats or cut off your heads respect you's amongst the dead Don't like bigots and boy fucks Ain't shit changed check nuts Detroit, murderers die The greatest under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards came and they mark moon you gone down Patton Park Fuck drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked bitch hello
Everbody come jump in our Bring you and your fat ass inside Wagons, tents are as a breeze Can't nobody get with these, motha IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it it, bring it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, 2 Dope serial killers with style Fashion of the 2000s and
Voodoo, and magical wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd to think about it I show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably show up naked like I always do And lick momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace your mother I a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only thirteen, she got some big After that, your dad try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his After you mom the dishes and the silverware I'd try her till I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is of brick And this piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his bench and all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm straight for the neck He walked in the room, and rose Lopped off chilling underneath my clothes First they let the piggy, now you can sit But what piggy don't know Is he's to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm thinking what the I can this room before his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get That tired will probably die tomorrow anyway Here come the piggy, time for my case His are blood red with a wicked looking face He saw my joker's smile, and me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it rain pork rinds
(Chorus) little piggies to make that piggy pie There's nothing the sound when you hear a piggy die I choose a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, and get your piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him I walk Me and my axe leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot cords in half My axe is my buddy, and I wind him back Me and my axe will give your a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never leave him Me and my axe will leave neck a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun swing swing Chop chop Swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's Me and my axe bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he makes me cry Me and my axe leave a divot for your eye