A little mix of the old Somethin' for you to knock down the to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the of horrors You born in a Shut the fuckin door You see, damn, cause I'm to scare you ...Okay now I you your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut your off, and it in your butt ...and glue it This is when I get crazy, show you something ...You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, But it you cause people don't be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, where you to the house of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we protest that Some rock and ninja bit the head off a rat march in his concert and chant him to hell Cause he's so TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record double and triple Cause of you whinin him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped bands of helpin them poor people eatin them garbage cans your done with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motherfucka I could use the The world was cryin when Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of AIDS but you mention Rocker blows his face off and a legend Heroin and a gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do that shit so J can get
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was star I be like shooooom If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be hell nah If I was a hotties I'd be like ahh If I was a word I'd just be like, fuck If I was a on the moon I'd be chillin like sup If I was a butthole I'd be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be "man this is bull shit" If I was your on your car I'd be like... If I was the on your car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be fucking Joe If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say, 103 If I was a ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was magazine I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, this motherfucker If I was your mental stress I'd be up If I was your headaches every now and I'd be thuuummmp If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' your I'd be like Ah why do you always me every time we eat? If I was a chair I'd be sit here and if I was Kid I'd cut my feathered wolf hair If I was your I'd be like shhh quietly Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you ain't me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap clock I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be what up ya'll I I was a nipple in the I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I might say
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, right now everyone to the big show Jake and Jack, and the dark your hats or we'll cut off your heads Show respect you's the dead Don't like and richy boy fucks Ain't shit changed bitch check Detroit, murderers die The greatest under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards came and they mark From moon you down Patton Park Fuck your drum kits, xylophone, I'm a clown bitch hello
Everbody jump in our ride Bring you and your fat ass inside Wagons, tents are as a breeze Can't nobody get these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, bring it, it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it it, bring it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, 2 Dope serial killers with style Fashion of the 2000s and
Voodoo, and magical wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I it I'd just show up naked like I always do And lick your in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably tripping and get me pissed I'd have to up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your I pull a out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, tell you this You know for thirteen, she got some big tits that, your dad will try to jump again And this time, I'd put the forty to his chin you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd try her till I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his is made of brick And this piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his bench and get's all the But if I get a chance, I'm straight for the neck He walked in the room, and everybody Lopped off bucket chilling my clothes they let the piggy, now you can finally sit But what this piggy know Is he's about to get his wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm thinking the fuck? I can smoke this room his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get That tired motherfucker will probably die anyway Here come the piggy, time for my case His eyes are red with a wicked looking face He saw my joker's smile, and me to die So I racked on the bucket, it fucking rain pork rinds
(Chorus) little piggies to make that piggy pie There's nothing like the when you hear a piggy die I might a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get your piggy
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I Me and my axe will leave your outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me Me and my axe cut bigot spinal in half My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him Me and my axe will give your forehead a My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing chop chop Swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe leave bigots on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he makes me cry Me and my axe will a divot for your eye