A little mix of the old Somethin' for you to knock the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! to the house of horrors You in a barn? Shut the fuckin door You see, damn, cause I'm about to you ...Okay now I you your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are in I'm twisted, I'll cut your off, and it in your butt ...and it shut This is when I get crazy, show you something ...You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, But it scares you cause don't be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, a bad habit I killed Tony, Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, you going? Welcome to the house of
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta protest Some rock and roll ninja bit the off a rat march in his concert and chant him to hell Cause he's so TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record sells double and Cause of you whinin him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped bands Instead of helpin them people outta them garbage cans When your done that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit I could use the money The whole was cryin when Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E died no it no thang Rapper dies of but you hardly mention blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroin and a gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do shit so J can get paid
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was shooting I be like shooooom If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a cuss word I'd be like, fuck If I was a rock on the moon I'd be like sup If I was a butthole I'd just be an If I was the DOC I'd be "man this is bull shit" If I was tires on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be fucking Joe If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say, 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was magazine I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, this motherfucker If I was your mental I'd be catching up If I was headaches every now and then I'd be thuuummmp If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' your I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me every time we If I was a I'd be like sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered hair If I was your muffler I'd be like quietly Iif I was a tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a clock radio I'd be like... If I was Barry I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I might say
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! it up, right about now Welcome to the big show Jake and Jack, and the carnival Remove your hats or cut off your heads Show respect you's amongst the Don't like and richy boy fucks Ain't shit changed bitch check Detroit, Southwest die The greatest under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards came and made mark From moon you gone Patton Park Fuck drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked clown bitch
Everbody come jump in our Bring you and fat ass bitch inside Wagons, tents are swift as a Can't nobody get with these, fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, bring it, it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial killers with of the 2000s and beyond
Voodoo, and magical wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, killer clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to think it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably show up naked like I always do And your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and her, "Get the food ready!" dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to up and bust him in his fucking lips! dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, tell you this You know for only thirteen, she got some big After that, your dad will try to again And only time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the and the silverware I'd try fuck her till I nut in my
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The little piggy, his house is made of brick And this little piggy is a dick He on his bench and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going for the neck He in the room, and everybody rose Lopped off bucket underneath my clothes First they let the piggy, now you can sit But what this piggy know Is about to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm what the fuck? I can this room before his hearing aid Will it up man, I let him get away That motherfucker will probably die tomorrow anyway Here the piggy, it's time for my case His eyes are red with a wicked looking face He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I racked on the bucket, it fucking rain pork rinds
(Chorus) Three little piggies to make piggy pie There's nothing like the sound when you a piggy die I choose a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The in town, come and get your piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him I walk Me and my axe will leave head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me Me and my axe cut bigot spinal cords in My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him Me and my axe will your forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never leave him Me and my axe will leave your a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe leave bigots on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he makes me cry Me and my axe will leave a divot for eye