A mix of the old shit for you to knock down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! to the house of horrors You born in a barn? Shut the fuckin You see, damn, I'm about to scare you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, open up mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you my nuts are going in I'm twisted, cut your finger off, and stick it in butt ...and it shut is when I get crazy, lemme show you something ...You know what that means, it don't nothin, haha But it scares you cause people don't be doing shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad I killed Tony, Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see shit, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, you going? Welcome to the of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta that Some and roll ninja bit the head off a rat march in his concert and chant him to hell Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! his record sells double and triple Cause of you bout him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped them Instead of helpin them poor eatin them garbage cans When done with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motherfucka I use the money The whole world was cryin Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of AIDS but you mention blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroin and a shot gun and a hero was Maybe I should do that shit so J can get
If I was tv I'd be like, look at me If I was shooting I be like shooooom If I was a fat thong I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a cuss word I'd be like, fuck If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin sup If I was a butthole I'd just be an If I was the DOC I'd be "man this is bull shit" If I was your tires on car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd say, point 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like us and all our readers, even this motherfucker If I was mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your headaches every now and I'd be thuuummmp If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me every we eat? If I was a chair I'd be like sit and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf If I was your I'd be like shhh quietly Iif I was a price tag I'd be you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap clock I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be like what up I I was a nipple in the I'd be like... If I was your dead I'd be like... If I was a rain I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I might say
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, about now Welcome everyone to the big Jake and Jack, and the carnival Remove your or we'll cut off your heads Show respect you's amongst the Don't bigots and richy boy fucks Ain't shit changed bitch nuts Detroit, Southwest die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards came and made they From moon you gone down Patton Fuck your kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked bitch hello
Everbody come jump in our Bring you and your fat ass bitch Wagons, are swift as a breeze Can't nobody get these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it it, bring it
(Violent J) Violent J, 2 Dope serial killers with style of the 2000s and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and wands
"Let's meet contestant one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to think it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just up naked like I always do And lick your in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!" Your dad will probably start and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from mother I pull a forty out and pour for your little brother I'm steady at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for thirteen, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump And this time, I'd put the forty to his chin you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd try her till I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is of brick And this little piggy is a dick He sits on his and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going for the neck He in the room, and everybody rose Lopped off chilling underneath my clothes they let the piggy, now you can finally sit But what piggy don't know Is he's about to get his wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm what the fuck? I can smoke this room his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get That tired motherfucker will die tomorrow anyway come the piggy, it's time for my case His eyes are blood red with a wicked looking He saw my joker's smile, and me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it rain pork rinds
(Chorus) Three piggies to make that piggy pie nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die I choose a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get your piggy
My axe is my buddy, I him when I walk Me and my axe leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me Me and my axe cut bigot cords in half My axe is my buddy, and I wind him back Me and my axe will give your forehead a My axe is my buddy, I never leave him Me and my axe leave your neck a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop Swing swing chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we right the wrongs Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe leave a divot for your eye