A mix of the old shit Somethin' for you to down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! to the house of horrors You born in a Shut the fuckin door You see, damn, cause I'm about to you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, open up mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut your off, and stick it in butt ...and it shut This is when I get crazy, lemme show you ...You know what means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it scares you cause people don't be doing shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit I Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em on, wait, where you going? Welcome to the house of
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta that rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat Let's in his concert and chant him to hell Cause he's so TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record sells and triple Cause of you bout him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you them bands Instead of helpin poor people eatin outta them garbage your done with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit I could use the money The whole world was cryin when Kurt went When Eazy-E no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a Heroin and a gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do that shit so J can get
If I was tv I'd be like, look at me If I was shooting star I be like If I was a fat bitches I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin sup If I was a I'd just be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be like "man this is shit" If I was your on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be fucking Joe If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say, 103 If I was a ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, this motherfucker If I was mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your every now and then I'd be like If I was your tounge I'd be your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me time we eat? If I was a chair I'd be like sit and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf If I was your muffler I'd be shhh quietly Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap radio I'd be like... If I was Barry I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a drop I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in your I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! it up, right about now Welcome everyone to the big Jake and Jack, and the dark Remove your or we'll cut off your heads Show you's amongst the dead like bigots and richy boy fucks Ain't shit changed check nuts Detroit, murderers die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards and made they mark From moon you gone Patton Park your drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a clown bitch hello
come jump in our ride Bring you and your fat ass inside Wagons, tents are swift as a Can't nobody get these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it it, bring it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope killers with style Fashion of the 2000s and
Voodoo, and magical wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, killer clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to about it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just up naked like I always do And lick momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing from your mother I pull a out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, tell you this You know for only thirteen, she got big tits After that, your dad try to jump again And only time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom the dishes and the silverware I'd try her till I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The little piggy, his house is made of brick And this piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going straight for the He in the room, and everybody rose Lopped off chilling underneath my clothes First they let the piggy, now you can sit But what this don't know Is he's to get his neck wet Now I the bailiff, I'm thinking what the fuck? I can smoke this room before his aid Will it up man, I let him get away That tired motherfucker will probably die anyway Here come the piggy, time for my case His eyes are red with a wicked looking face He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it fucking pork rinds
(Chorus) Three little piggies to that piggy pie There's like the sound when you hear a piggy die I choose a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The in town, come and get your piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I him when I walk Me and my axe will leave head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he makes me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot cords in half My axe is my buddy, and I wind him back Me and my axe give your forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe will leave neck a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe leave dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he makes me cry Me and my axe leave a divot for your eye