A little mix of the old Somethin' for you to knock down the to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! to the house of horrors You born in a barn? Shut the fuckin You see, damn, cause I'm to scare you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are in I'm twisted, I'll cut finger off, and stick it in your ...and it shut This is I get crazy, lemme show you something ...You know what means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it scares you cause people be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad I Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em on, wait, where you going? Welcome to the house of
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta protest Some rock and roll ninja bit the off a rat Let's march in his concert and chant him to Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record sells and triple Cause of you bout him rubbin his nipple Shit, you helped them bands Instead of helpin poor people eatin them garbage cans When done with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motherfucka I could use the The whole was cryin when Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E no it wasn't no thang Rapper of AIDS but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a and a shot gun and a hero was made Maybe I do that shit so J can get paid
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was shooting I be like shooooom If I was a fat bitches I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, If I was a rock on the moon I'd be like sup If I was a butthole I'd be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be "man this is bull shit" If I was your tires on car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd say, point 103 If I was a ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like us and all our readers, even this motherfucker If I was your mental I'd be catching up If I was your headaches every now and I'd be thuuummmp If I was tounge I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me time we eat? If I was a I'd be like sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf If I was your muffler I'd be like shhh Iif I was a tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a clock radio I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be what up ya'll I I was a nipple in the I'd be like... If I was your uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in neck I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, right now everyone to the big show Jake and Jack, and the dark Remove your hats or we'll cut off heads respect you's amongst the dead Don't like and richy boy fucks Ain't shit bitch check nuts Detroit, Southwest die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards came and made they From moon you down Patton Park Fuck drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked clown bitch
Everbody come jump in our Bring you and fat ass bitch inside Wagons, are swift as a breeze nobody get with these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, 2 Dope serial killers with style of the 2000s and beyond
Voodoo, and magical wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to think it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just up naked like I always do And lick your in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably start tripping and get me I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing from your mother I pull a forty out and some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, tell you this You know for only thirteen, she got big tits After that, dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his After you mom the dishes and the silverware I'd try fuck her till I nut in my
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is of brick And this piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his bench and all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm straight for the neck He in the room, and everybody rose Lopped off bucket underneath my clothes they let the piggy, now you can finally sit But what this don't know Is about to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm thinking what the I can smoke this before his hearing aid Will it up man, I let him get away That tired motherfucker will die tomorrow anyway Here come the piggy, it's time for my His eyes are blood red a wicked looking face He saw my joker's smile, and me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it fucking rain pork
(Chorus) Three piggies to make that piggy pie There's nothing like the sound when you hear a die I choose a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get your piggy
My axe is my buddy, I bring him I walk Me and my axe leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me Me and my axe cut bigot spinal cords in My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him Me and my axe will give forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never leave him Me and my axe will leave your a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe leave dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe will a divot for your eye