A mix of the old shit for you to knock down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! to the house of horrors You in a barn? Shut the fuckin door You see, damn, cause I'm to scare you ...Okay now I you your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut finger off, and stick it in butt ...and it shut This is when I get crazy, show you something ...You what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it scares you cause people don't be doing shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em on, wait, where you going? to the house of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we protest that Some rock and roll bit the head off a rat Let's march in his concert and chant him to Cause he's so TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his sells double and triple Cause of you whinin bout him rubbin his Religious? Shit, you helped bands Instead of helpin them poor eatin outta garbage cans your done with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit I could use the money The world was cryin when Kurt went kabang When died no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of but you hardly mention Rocker blows his off and becomes a legend Heroin and a shot gun and a hero was Maybe I should do shit so J can get paid
If I was tv I'd be like, look at me If I was shooting star I be like If I was a fat thong I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a cuss I'd just be like, fuck If I was a on the moon I'd be chillin like sup If I was a butthole I'd just be an If I was the DOC I'd be "man this is bull shit" If I was your tires on car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say, 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin I'd put a mirror on the cover and be fuck us and all our readers, even this motherfucker If I was your mental I'd be catching up If I was headaches every now and then I'd be like If I was tounge I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me time we eat? If I was a I'd be like sit here and if I was Kid I'd cut my feathered wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be shhh quietly Iif I was a tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap radio I'd be like... If I was White I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a nipple in the I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in neck I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! it up, right about now Welcome to the big show Jake and Jack, and the dark Remove your hats or we'll cut off heads Show you's amongst the dead Don't like bigots and richy boy Ain't shit bitch check nuts Detroit, murderers die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) Five came and made they mark From moon you gone Patton Park your drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked clown bitch
Everbody jump in our ride Bring you and fat ass bitch inside Wagons, are swift as a breeze nobody get with these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it it, bring it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial with style of the 2000s and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and wands
"Let's contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to about it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd just show up naked like I always do And lick your in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!" Your dad will start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing from your mother I pull a out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you You know for thirteen, she got some big tits After that, your dad try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the to his chin After you mom does the and the silverware I'd try fuck her till I nut in my
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is made of And this little is a motherfucking dick He on his bench and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going for the neck He walked in the room, and everybody Lopped off bucket chilling my clothes First let the piggy, now you can finally sit But what this piggy don't Is he's about to get his wet Now I the bailiff, I'm thinking what the fuck? I can smoke this room his hearing aid Will it up Old-ass man, I let him get That tired motherfucker will probably die anyway come the piggy, it's time for my case His eyes are blood red with a wicked looking He saw my joker's smile, and me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it rain pork rinds
(Chorus) Three little piggies to that piggy pie There's nothing like the sound you hear a piggy die I might a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get your snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him I walk Me and my axe will leave head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always me laugh Me and my axe cut spinal cords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him Me and my axe will give your a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never without him Me and my axe will your neck a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop Swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's Me and my axe leave bigots dead on lawns My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe will a divot for your eye