A mix of the old shit Somethin' for you to knock down the to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the house of You born in a barn? the fuckin door You see, damn, I'm about to scare you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut finger off, and stick it in your ...and it shut This is when I get crazy, lemme you something ...You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, But it scares you cause people don't be doing shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, a bad habit I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Rabbit, Cut the lights, see shit, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, you going? Welcome to the house of
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta that Some rock and roll ninja bit the off a rat Let's in his concert and chant him to hell Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record double and triple Cause of you whinin bout him rubbin his Shit, you helped them bands Instead of them poor people eatin outta them cans When your done with that come protest me Shiiiiit I could use the money The whole world was cryin when Kurt kabang When Eazy-E no it wasn't no thang dies of AIDS but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a Heroin and a shot gun and a was made Maybe I do that shit so J can get paid
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was star I be like shooooom If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like nah If I was a thong I'd be like ahh If I was a cuss word I'd be like, fuck If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin sup If I was a I'd just be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be like "man this is shit" If I was your tires on car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd say, point 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin magazine I'd put a on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even motherfucker If I was mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your headaches every now and I'd be like If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me time we eat? If I was a I'd be like sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered hair If I was muffler I'd be like shhh quietly Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap clock I'd be like... If I was Barry I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I might say
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! it up, right about now Welcome everyone to the big Jake and Jack, and the dark Remove your hats or we'll cut off heads Show respect amongst the dead like bigots and richy boy fucks Ain't shit changed bitch nuts Detroit, murderers die The greatest under the sky
(Violent J) cards came and made they mark From moon you down Patton Park your drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked clown bitch
come jump in our ride Bring you and fat ass bitch inside Wagons, tents are swift as a Can't nobody get with these, fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial killers style Fashion of the 2000s and
Voodoo, and magical wands
"Let's meet contestant one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to think it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked I always do And lick your momma in the eye and her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell I'd her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your I a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you You for only thirteen, she got some big tits that, your dad will try to jump again And this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the I'd try her till I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is made of And this piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his bench and get's all the But if I get a chance, I'm straight for the neck He walked in the room, and rose off bucket chilling underneath my clothes First let the piggy, now you can finally sit But what piggy don't know Is he's to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm what the fuck? I can smoke room before his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get That tired motherfucker will die tomorrow anyway come the piggy, it's time for my case His are blood red with a wicked looking face He saw my joker's smile, and me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it fucking rain rinds
(Chorus) Three piggies to make that piggy pie There's nothing like the sound you hear a piggy die I choose a gun (no!) I choose an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get your snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I Me and my axe will your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot cords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him Me and my axe will give your a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe will your neck a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we right the planet's Me and my axe leave bigots on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe will a divot for your eye