A little mix of the old Somethin' for you to knock the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the of horrors You in a barn? Shut the fuckin door You see, damn, I'm about to scare you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, open up mouth, and count to ten wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut finger off, and stick it in butt ...and it shut is when I get crazy, lemme show you something ...You know what that means, it mean nothin, haha But it you cause people don't be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a killer, it's a bad habit I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, you going? Welcome to the house of
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta that Some rock and roll bit the head off a rat Let's march in his concert and chant him to Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record sells and triple Cause of you whinin bout him rubbin his Religious? Shit, you them bands Instead of helpin them people eatin them garbage cans When your done with that come protest me Shiiiiit motherfucka I use the money The whole world was cryin when went kabang Eazy-E died no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a Heroin and a gun and a hero was made I should do that shit so J can get paid
If I was tv I'd be like, look at me If I was shooting star I be shooooom If I was a fat thong I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a cuss I'd just be like, fuck If I was a on the moon I'd be chillin like sup If I was a I'd just be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be like "man this is shit" If I was your on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like ahh If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a DJ I'd probably say, point 103 If I was a ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was magazine I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even motherfucker If I was mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your headaches now and then I'd be like If I was your tounge I'd be your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you bite me every time we eat? If I was a I'd be like sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered hair If I was your muffler I'd be shhh quietly Iif I was a tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap radio I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be like what up I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a drop I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I might say
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, about now Welcome everyone to the big Jake and Jack, and the dark Remove your hats or cut off your heads respect you's amongst the dead Don't like and richy boy fucks Ain't shit changed bitch nuts Detroit, Southwest die The greatest under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards and made they mark From moon you gone down Park Fuck your drum kits, xylophone, I'm a clown bitch hello
come jump in our ride Bring you and your fat ass inside Wagons, are swift as a breeze Can't nobody get with these, motha IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it Bring it, it
(Violent J) J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial killers with style Fashion of the and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and magical
"Let's contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to think it I show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just up naked like I always do And lick your momma in the eye and her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell I'd pinch her loopy ass and her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we grace from your mother I pull a out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you You know for only thirteen, she got big tits After that, your dad will try to again And only this time, I'd put the to his chin After you mom the dishes and the silverware I'd try fuck her till I nut in my
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is of brick And this piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his bench and get's all the But if I get a chance, I'm going for the neck He in the room, and everybody rose off bucket chilling underneath my clothes First they let the piggy, now you can sit But what this don't know Is he's to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm thinking what the I can smoke this before his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get That tired motherfucker will probably die tomorrow Here come the piggy, time for my case His eyes are blood red with a wicked looking He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I on the bucket, made it fucking rain pork rinds
(Chorus) little piggies to make that piggy pie There's nothing like the sound when you hear a die I choose a gun (no!) I choose an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him I walk Me and my axe will leave head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he makes me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot spinal cords in My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him Me and my axe will give forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never leave him Me and my axe will leave neck a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we right the wrongs Me and my axe leave bigots on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe will a divot for your eye