A mix of the old shit for you to knock down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! to the house of horrors You born in a barn? Shut the door You see, damn, cause I'm about to you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and to ten wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, cut your finger off, and stick it in your ...and glue it This is I get crazy, lemme show you something ...You what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it scares you cause people don't be doing that But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, a bad habit I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, where you Welcome to the house of
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we protest that Some rock and ninja bit the head off a rat Let's march in his concert and him to hell Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record sells double and Cause of you whinin bout him rubbin his Religious? Shit, you helped them Instead of helpin them poor eatin outta garbage cans your done with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motherfucka I use the money The whole world was when Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no Rapper dies of but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a and a shot gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do that so J can get paid
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was shooting star I be shooooom If I was a fat bitches I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, If I was a on the moon I'd be chillin like sup If I was a butthole I'd be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be "man this is bull shit" If I was tires on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like ahh If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say, 103 If I was a ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was magazine I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even this If I was your stress I'd be catching up If I was headaches every now and then I'd be like If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be Ah why do you always bite me every time we If I was a I'd be like sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf If I was your muffler I'd be like quietly Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you ain't me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap clock I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be like what up I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was your dead I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in your I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, right now Welcome to the big show Jake and Jack, and the dark Remove your hats or we'll cut off heads Show respect you's amongst the Don't like bigots and boy fucks Ain't shit changed check nuts Detroit, murderers die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) Five came and made they mark From moon you gone Patton Park your drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked bitch hello
Everbody come in our ride Bring you and your fat ass inside Wagons, tents are as a breeze nobody get with these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial killers with Fashion of the and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, killer clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) see, hmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I it I'd probably show up naked like I always do And lick your momma in the eye and her, "FUCK YOU!!!" up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your I pull a forty out and some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, tell you this You know for only thirteen, she got big tits After that, your dad try to jump again And this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the I'd try fuck her till I nut in my
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is of brick And this little is a motherfucking dick He sits on his and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going for the neck He walked in the room, and everybody Lopped off bucket chilling underneath my First they let the piggy, now you can sit But this piggy don't know Is he's to get his neck wet Now I the bailiff, I'm thinking what the fuck? I can smoke room before his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get tired motherfucker will probably die tomorrow anyway Here come the piggy, it's time for my His eyes are blood red with a looking face He saw my joker's smile, and me to die So I racked on the bucket, it fucking rain pork rinds
(Chorus) little piggies to make that piggy pie There's nothing like the when you hear a piggy die I choose a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get your snacks
My axe is my buddy, I him when I walk Me and my axe will leave your outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he makes me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot cords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I him back Me and my axe give your forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe will leave neck a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun swing swing Chop chop swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he makes me cry Me and my axe will leave a for your eye