A little mix of the old Somethin' for you to down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! to the house of horrors You born in a barn? Shut the fuckin You see, damn, cause I'm about to you ...Okay now I you Close eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut finger off, and it in your butt ...and it shut This is I get crazy, lemme show you something ...You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, But it scares you cause people don't be that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, you going? to the house of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we protest that Some rock and roll bit the head off a rat Let's march in his concert and chant him to he's so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record double and triple Cause of you whinin bout him rubbin his Religious? Shit, you helped them of helpin them poor people eatin outta them cans When your done with that come protest me motherfucka I could use the money The whole world was cryin when went kabang Eazy-E died no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of AIDS but you mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a Heroin and a shot gun and a was made Maybe I should do that so J can get paid
If I was tv I'd be like, look at me If I was shooting star I be like If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be hell nah If I was a hotties I'd be like ahh If I was a word I'd just be like, fuck If I was a on the moon I'd be chillin like sup If I was a I'd just be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be "man this is bull shit" If I was tires on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like ahh If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd say, point 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even this If I was mental stress I'd be catching up If I was headaches every now and then I'd be thuuummmp If I was your tounge I'd be your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you bite me every time we eat? If I was a chair I'd be sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered hair If I was your muffler I'd be like shhh Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you ain't me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap radio I'd be like... If I was White I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I might say
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! it up, right about now Welcome to the big show Jake and Jack, and the dark your hats or we'll cut off your heads Show respect you's the dead Don't like bigots and boy fucks shit changed bitch check nuts Detroit, Southwest die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) cards came and made they mark From moon you down Patton Park Fuck drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked bitch hello
Everbody jump in our ride you and your fat ass bitch inside Wagons, are swift as a breeze Can't nobody get with these, fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it it, bring it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial killers style Fashion of the and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and magical
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman his sexy smile" find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make first impression really stick"
(Violent J) see, hmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked I always do And lick momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the ready!" dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and him in his fucking lips! dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you You know for only thirteen, she got some big After that, your dad will try to jump And only this time, I'd put the to his chin After you mom the dishes and the silverware I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The little piggy, his house is made of brick And little piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going straight for the He walked in the room, and everybody Lopped off chilling underneath my clothes First let the piggy, now you can finally sit But this piggy don't know Is he's to get his neck wet Now I the bailiff, I'm thinking what the fuck? I can smoke this room his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get tired motherfucker will probably die tomorrow anyway Here come the piggy, it's time for my His are blood red with a wicked looking face He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I on the bucket, made it fucking rain pork rinds
(Chorus) Three little piggies to that piggy pie There's nothing like the when you hear a piggy die I choose a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, and get your piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in My axe is my buddy, he always me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot spinal cords in My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him Me and my axe will give your a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never leave him Me and my axe will leave your a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing chop chop Swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we right the wrongs Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe will leave a for your eye