A mix of the old shit Somethin' for you to knock the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the house of You born in a Shut the fuckin door You see, damn, I'm about to scare you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you my nuts are going in I'm twisted, cut your finger off, and it in your butt ...and it shut This is when I get crazy, show you something ...You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, But it scares you cause people don't be doing shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit I Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see shit, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, where you Welcome to the of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta protest rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat Let's march in his concert and chant him to Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his sells double and triple Cause of you bout him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped them Instead of helpin them people eatin outta garbage cans When your done with that come protest me Shiiiiit I could use the money The whole world was cryin when Kurt went Eazy-E died no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a and a shot gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do shit so J can get paid
If I was tv I'd be like, look at me If I was shooting star I be shooooom If I was a fat bitches I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties I'd be like ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, If I was a rock on the moon I'd be chillin sup If I was a I'd just be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be like "man this is shit" If I was your on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say, 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin magazine I'd put a on the cover and be fuck us and all our readers, even this motherfucker If I was your mental I'd be catching up If I was your headaches now and then I'd be like If I was your tounge I'd be your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always me every time we eat? If I was a chair I'd be sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered wolf If I was your muffler I'd be like quietly Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap clock I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be like what up I I was a nipple in the I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in neck I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, right now Welcome to the big show Jake and Jack, and the carnival Remove your hats or cut off your heads respect you's amongst the dead Don't bigots and richy boy fucks Ain't shit bitch check nuts Detroit, murderers die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards and made they mark From moon you gone down Park your drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked bitch hello
Everbody jump in our ride Bring you and your fat ass bitch Wagons, tents are as a breeze Can't nobody get with these, motha IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial killers style Fashion of the and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, killer clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I it I'd just show up naked like I always do And your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and her, "Get the food ready!" dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your I pull a forty out and pour some for your little I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you You know for only thirteen, she got big tits After that, dad will try to jump again And this time, I'd put the forty to his chin you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is made of And this little piggy is a motherfucking He on his bench and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going for the neck He in the room, and everybody rose Lopped off bucket chilling my clothes First let the piggy, now you can finally sit But what this don't know Is he's about to get his wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm what the fuck? I can smoke room before his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get That motherfucker will probably die tomorrow anyway Here come the piggy, it's time for my His eyes are red with a wicked looking face He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I on the bucket, made it fucking rain pork rinds
(Chorus) Three little piggies to make that pie There's nothing like the when you hear a piggy die I might a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, and get your piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I Me and my axe will leave your outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot spinal in half My axe is my buddy, and I wind him back Me and my axe will give your a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe leave your neck a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop Swing swing chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe leave a divot for your eye