A little mix of the old Somethin' for you to knock down the to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the house of You born in a barn? Shut the door You see, damn, cause I'm to scare you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you my nuts are going in I'm twisted, cut your finger off, and it in your butt ...and glue it This is when I get crazy, lemme show you ...You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, But it scares you cause people don't be doing shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit I Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see shit, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, cut em on, wait, where you going? Welcome to the house of
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta that Some rock and ninja bit the head off a rat march in his concert and chant him to hell Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! his record sells double and triple Cause of you whinin bout him rubbin his Shit, you helped them bands Instead of helpin them people eatin them garbage cans When your done that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit I could use the money The world was cryin when Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of but you hardly mention Rocker blows his off and becomes a legend Heroin and a gun and a hero was made I should do that shit so J can get paid
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was shooting I be like shooooom If I was a fat thong I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, If I was a rock on the moon I'd be like sup If I was a butthole I'd be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be "man this is bull shit" If I was your on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say, 103 If I was a ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin magazine I'd put a on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even this If I was your stress I'd be catching up If I was your headaches every now and I'd be like If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me every we eat? If I was a I'd be like sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered hair If I was your muffler I'd be like shhh Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you ain't me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap radio I'd be like... If I was White I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a nipple in the I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in neck I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! it up, right about now Welcome to the big show Jake and Jack, and the carnival your hats or we'll cut off your heads Show you's amongst the dead Don't like bigots and boy fucks Ain't shit changed bitch check Detroit, Southwest die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) Five came and made they mark From moon you down Patton Park Fuck your drum kits, xylophone, I'm a wicked bitch hello
Everbody come in our ride Bring you and your fat ass bitch Wagons, are swift as a breeze Can't nobody get with these, fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, bring it, it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it it, bring it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial with style Fashion of the and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman his sexy smile" Let's find out if his will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first really stick"
(Violent J) see, hmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I it I'd probably just show up naked like I do And your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and her, "Get the food ready!" dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your I a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at sister, I'll tell you this You for only thirteen, she got some big tits that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the to his chin you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is made of And this piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going for the neck He walked in the room, and rose Lopped off bucket chilling my clothes First they let the piggy, now you can sit But this piggy don't know Is he's to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm thinking the fuck? I can smoke this before his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get That tired motherfucker probably die tomorrow anyway Here come the piggy, it's time for my His eyes are blood red a wicked looking face He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it fucking rain rinds
(Chorus) Three little piggies to that piggy pie There's like the sound when you hear a piggy die I might a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get your snacks
My axe is my buddy, I him when I walk Me and my axe will leave head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always me laugh Me and my axe cut spinal cords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him Me and my axe will give your a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe will leave your a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run murdering murdering fun Swing swing chop chop Swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe leave bigots dead on richie My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe will leave a divot for eye