A mix of the old shit Somethin' for you to knock the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! to the house of horrors You born in a Shut the fuckin door You see, damn, cause I'm to scare you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, open up mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are in I'm twisted, I'll cut your off, and it in your butt ...and it shut This is when I get crazy, lemme you something ...You know what that means, it don't nothin, haha But it scares you people don't be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Rabbit, Cut the lights, see shit, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, where you Welcome to the of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta protest rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat Let's march in his concert and chant him to Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! his record sells double and triple Cause of you bout him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped bands Instead of helpin poor people outta them garbage cans When your done with that bitch protest me Shiiiiit I could use the money The whole world was cryin Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no Rapper of AIDS but you hardly mention Rocker his face off and becomes a legend Heroin and a shot gun and a hero was Maybe I should do that shit so J can get
If I was tv I'd be like, look at me If I was star I be like shooooom If I was a fat thong I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, If I was a on the moon I'd be chillin like sup If I was a I'd just be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be like "man this is shit" If I was your on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like ahh If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be fucking Joe If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say, 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin magazine I'd put a on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, this motherfucker If I was mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your headaches every now and I'd be like If I was your I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me every we eat? If I was a chair I'd be sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be shhh quietly Iif I was a tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap radio I'd be like... If I was White I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was your uncle I'd be like... If I was a drop I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! it up, right about now Welcome to the big show and Jack, and the dark carnival Remove hats or we'll cut off your heads Show you's amongst the dead Don't like bigots and richy boy Ain't shit changed check nuts Detroit, murderers die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards came and they mark From moon you gone down Patton Fuck your kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked bitch hello
Everbody jump in our ride Bring you and your fat ass bitch Wagons, tents are as a breeze Can't nobody get these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, it it, bring it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 serial killers with style Fashion of the 2000s and
Voodoo, chicken and wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I it I'd probably just show up naked I always do And lick momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell I'd pinch her loopy ass and her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will start tripping and get me pissed I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour for your little brother I'm staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only thirteen, she got big tits After that, your dad try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his After you mom does the and the silverware I'd try her till I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is of brick And this piggy is a motherfucking dick He on his bench and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm straight for the neck He walked in the room, and rose off bucket chilling underneath my clothes First they let the piggy, now you can sit But what piggy don't know Is about to get his neck wet Now I the bailiff, I'm thinking what the fuck? I can smoke this room before his aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get That motherfucker will probably die tomorrow anyway Here come the piggy, it's for my case His eyes are blood red a wicked looking face He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it fucking pork rinds
(Chorus) Three piggies to make that piggy pie There's nothing the sound when you hear a piggy die I might a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I him when I walk Me and my axe leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he makes me laugh Me and my axe cut spinal cords in half My axe is my buddy, and I wind him back Me and my axe give your forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never leave him Me and my axe will leave your a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop Swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we right the wrongs Me and my axe leave bigots on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe will leave a for your eye