A little mix of the old for you to knock down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the of horrors You born in a barn? Shut the fuckin You see, damn, I'm about to scare you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, open up mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my are going in I'm twisted, cut your finger off, and stick it in your ...and glue it This is I get crazy, lemme show you something ...You what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it scares you cause people be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad I Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, where you Welcome to the of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta that Some rock and roll bit the head off a rat Let's march in his concert and chant him to Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record double and triple Cause of you whinin bout him his nipple Religious? Shit, you them bands Instead of them poor people eatin them garbage cans your done with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motherfucka I could use the The whole world was cryin Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E no it wasn't no thang Rapper of AIDS but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a Heroin and a shot gun and a hero was Maybe I should do that shit so J can get
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was star I be like shooooom If I was a fat bitches I'd be like hell nah If I was a thong I'd be like ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, If I was a rock on the moon I'd be like sup If I was a butthole I'd be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be like "man is bull shit" If I was tires on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be like ahh If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd say, point 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was magazine I'd put a mirror on the cover and be fuck us and all our readers, even this motherfucker If I was your mental stress I'd be up If I was your headaches now and then I'd be like If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be Ah why do you always bite me time we eat? If I was a chair I'd be like sit and if I was Kid I'd cut my feathered wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be shhh quietly Iif I was a tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap radio I'd be like... If I was White I'd be like what up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! it up, right about now Welcome everyone to the big Jake and Jack, and the carnival Remove hats or we'll cut off your heads respect you's amongst the dead Don't like bigots and richy boy Ain't shit bitch check nuts Detroit, murderers die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) cards came and made they mark From moon you gone down Park your drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked bitch hello
Everbody come jump in our Bring you and your fat ass inside Wagons, tents are swift as a Can't nobody get with these, fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it it, bring it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 serial killers with style of the 2000s and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and magical
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman love his smile" Let's find out if his will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to about it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just up naked like I always do And lick your in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips! It's dinner time, we hearing from your mother I pull a forty out and some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll you this You know for thirteen, she got some big tits After that, your dad try to jump again And this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom the dishes and the silverware I'd try her till I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is made of And this little is a motherfucking dick He sits on his bench and get's all the But if I get a chance, I'm straight for the neck He in the room, and everybody rose Lopped off bucket chilling underneath my First let the piggy, now you can finally sit But what this don't know Is he's about to get his wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm what the fuck? I can smoke this room his hearing aid Will it up Old-ass man, I let him get That tired motherfucker will probably die tomorrow Here come the piggy, it's time for my His eyes are blood red with a wicked face He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it fucking pork rinds
(Chorus) Three piggies to make that piggy pie nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die I choose a gun (no!) I choose an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, and get your piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I him when I walk Me and my axe will leave your outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me Me and my axe cut bigot spinal in half My axe is my buddy, and when I him back Me and my axe give your forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I never leave him Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop Swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he makes me cry Me and my axe will leave a divot for eye