A mix of the old shit Somethin' for you to down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! to the house of horrors You born in a barn? Shut the door You see, damn, cause I'm to scare you ...Okay now I you Close eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, cut your finger off, and stick it in butt ...and glue it This is I get crazy, lemme show you something ...You know what that means, it mean nothin, haha But it you cause people don't be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, where you to the house of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta protest Some rock and roll ninja bit the off a rat Let's march in his concert and chant him to Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his sells double and triple of you whinin bout him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped them Instead of helpin them people eatin outta them garbage When your done with that bitch come me motherfucka I could use the money The whole world was cryin when Kurt went When Eazy-E no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of AIDS but you mention blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroin and a shot gun and a was made Maybe I should do that shit so J can get
If I was tv I'd be like, look at me If I was shooting star I be like If I was a fat bitches I'd be like hell nah If I was a thong I'd be like ahh If I was a word I'd just be like, fuck If I was a rock on the I'd be chillin like sup If I was a butthole I'd just be an If I was the DOC I'd be like "man is bull shit" If I was tires on your car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on your car I'd be ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a DJ I'd probably say, point 103 If I was a ass bitch I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin magazine I'd put a on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even this If I was your stress I'd be catching up If I was your headaches now and then I'd be thuuummmp If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' your I'd be like Ah why do you bite me every time we eat? If I was a chair I'd be like sit and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered hair If I was your I'd be like shhh quietly Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you ain't me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap radio I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be like up ya'll I I was a nipple in the I'd be like... If I was your uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in your I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, right now everyone to the big show Jake and Jack, and the carnival Remove your or we'll cut off your heads Show you's amongst the dead Don't like and richy boy fucks Ain't shit changed bitch check Detroit, murderers die The greatest spectacle the sky
(Violent J) Five cards came and made mark moon you gone down Patton Park Fuck drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked clown hello
Everbody come jump in our Bring you and your fat ass bitch Wagons, tents are as a breeze Can't nobody get these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it it, bring it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial with style Fashion of the and beyond
Voodoo, chicken and wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that impression really stick"
(Violent J) see, hmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked I always do And lick momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably start and get me pissed I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's time, we hearing grace from your mother I a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you You know for only thirteen, she got big tits that, your dad will try to jump again And only time, I'd put the forty to his chin you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd try fuck her I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is of brick And little piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his bench and all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm straight for the neck He in the room, and everybody rose Lopped off bucket underneath my clothes First let the piggy, now you can finally sit But this piggy don't know Is about to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm thinking the fuck? I can smoke this before his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get That tired motherfucker will probably die tomorrow Here come the piggy, time for my case His eyes are blood red with a wicked looking He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I on the bucket, made it fucking rain pork rinds
(Chorus) Three little piggies to make that pie There's nothing like the sound when you a piggy die I choose a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get your snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I Me and my axe will your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot cords in half My axe is my buddy, and I wind him back Me and my axe will give your forehead a My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a fountain
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing chop chop Swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he makes me cry Me and my axe will leave a divot for eye