A mix of the old shit for you to knock down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the of horrors You born in a barn? Shut the door You see, damn, cause I'm about to you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, cut your finger off, and stick it in butt ...and it shut This is when I get crazy, lemme show you ...You what that means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it scares you cause people don't be that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad I killed Tony, Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em on, wait, where you going? Welcome to the house of
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we protest that rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat Let's march in his and chant him to hell Cause he's so TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record sells and triple Cause of you whinin him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped bands Instead of helpin poor people outta them garbage cans When your done with bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motherfucka I use the money The whole world was cryin when went kabang Eazy-E died no it wasn't no thang Rapper of AIDS but you hardly mention blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroin and a gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do that shit so J can get
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was shooting I be like shooooom If I was a fat bitches I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties thong I'd be ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, If I was a rock on the moon I'd be like sup If I was a butthole I'd just be an If I was the DOC I'd be "man this is bull shit" If I was tires on your car I'd be like... If I was the on your car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Milano I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd probably say, 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was magazine I'd put a mirror on the cover and be fuck us and all our readers, even this motherfucker If I was your mental I'd be catching up If I was your headaches now and then I'd be like If I was your tounge I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be Ah why do you always bite me every time we If I was a I'd be like sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered hair If I was your muffler I'd be like shhh Iif I was a tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap clock I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be like what up I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, right now Welcome to the big show Jake and Jack, and the carnival your hats or we'll cut off your heads Show respect you's the dead Don't bigots and richy boy fucks Ain't shit changed check nuts Detroit, Southwest die The greatest under the sky
(Violent J) cards came and made they mark From moon you gone down Park your drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked clown hello
Everbody come jump in our Bring you and your fat ass bitch Wagons, tents are swift as a Can't nobody get these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it it, bring it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial killers with Fashion of the 2000s and
Voodoo, and magical wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman his sexy smile" Let's find out if his will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I it I'd probably show up naked like I always do And your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably tripping and get me pissed I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your I pull a out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you You know for thirteen, she got some big tits After that, dad will try to jump again And only time, I'd put the forty to his chin you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd try her till I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his is made of brick And this little piggy is a motherfucking He sits on his bench and get's all the But if I get a chance, I'm going for the neck He walked in the room, and everybody Lopped off chilling underneath my clothes First let the piggy, now you can finally sit But what piggy don't know Is he's to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm thinking the fuck? I can this room before his hearing aid Will it up man, I let him get away That motherfucker will probably die tomorrow anyway Here come the piggy, it's time for my His eyes are blood red with a looking face He saw my joker's smile, and me to die So I racked on the bucket, it fucking rain pork rinds
(Chorus) Three piggies to make that piggy pie nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die I might a gun (no!) I choose an ax (yes!) The in town, come and get your piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I Me and my axe will leave your outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot spinal cords in My axe is my buddy, and I wind him back Me and my axe will give forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop Swing swing chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe bigots dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe will leave a divot for eye