A mix of the old shit Somethin' for you to knock down the to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the of horrors You born in a barn? the fuckin door You see, damn, I'm about to scare you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut your off, and stick it in butt ...and glue it This is when I get crazy, lemme you something ...You know that means, it don't mean nothin, haha But it scares you people don't be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em on, wait, where you going? to the house of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we protest that Some rock and roll ninja bit the off a rat Let's march in his and chant him to hell Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record sells double and Cause of you bout him rubbin his nipple Shit, you helped them bands Instead of helpin poor people outta them garbage cans When your done that bitch come protest me motherfucka I could use the money The whole world was cryin when went kabang When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no Rapper of AIDS but you hardly mention Rocker blows his off and becomes a legend Heroin and a shot gun and a was made I should do that shit so J can get paid
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was shooting star I be shooooom If I was a fat thong I'd be like hell nah If I was a hotties I'd be like ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, If I was a rock on the I'd be chillin like sup If I was a I'd just be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be "man this is bull shit" If I was tires on your car I'd be like... If I was the on your car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd say, point 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, even motherfucker If I was mental stress I'd be catching up If I was your every now and then I'd be like If I was your I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always me every time we eat? If I was a chair I'd be sit here and if I was Kid I'd cut my feathered wolf hair If I was your muffler I'd be like shhh Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you ain't me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a cheap clock I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be like up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was dead uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain drop I'd be like.... and I was an axe in your I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! it up, right about now Welcome everyone to the big Jake and Jack, and the dark Remove hats or we'll cut off your heads Show respect you's the dead Don't bigots and richy boy fucks Ain't shit bitch check nuts Detroit, Southwest die The greatest spectacle the sky
(Violent J) Five cards came and made they From moon you gone Patton Park Fuck your kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked bitch hello
Everbody jump in our ride Bring you and your fat ass inside Wagons, are swift as a breeze Can't get with these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, bring it, it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial killers style Fashion of the 2000s and
Voodoo, chicken and wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman love his smile" Let's find out if his charm will on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I it I'd probably just show up naked like I do And lick your in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably start tripping and get me I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips! It's dinner time, we grace from your mother I pull a forty out and some for your little brother I'm staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for thirteen, she got some big tits that, your dad will try to jump again And only time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the and the silverware I'd try her till I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is made of And this piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going for the neck He walked in the room, and everybody off bucket chilling underneath my clothes First they let the piggy, now you can sit But this piggy don't know Is he's about to get his wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm what the fuck? I can smoke this room his hearing aid Will it up man, I let him get away That motherfucker will probably die tomorrow anyway Here the piggy, it's time for my case His eyes are blood red a wicked looking face He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it fucking rain rinds
(Chorus) Three piggies to make that piggy pie There's nothing like the when you hear a piggy die I might a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get your snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I Me and my axe leave your head outlined in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always me laugh Me and my axe cut spinal cords in half My axe is my buddy, and when I him back Me and my axe will your forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe leave your neck a bloody fountain
(Chorus 2x) everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop Swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe leave bigots dead on lawns My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe leave a divot for your eye