A little mix of the old for you to knock down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the of horrors You in a barn? Shut the fuckin door You see, damn, cause I'm about to you ...Okay now I you Close your eyes, open up mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut finger off, and it in your butt ...and it shut This is when I get crazy, lemme show you ...You know what that means, it mean nothin, haha But it scares you cause people be doing that shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad I Tony, Lucky Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, you going? to the house of horrors
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we protest that Some rock and ninja bit the head off a rat Let's in his concert and chant him to hell Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his record double and triple of you whinin bout him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped them Instead of helpin them poor eatin outta garbage cans When your done with that come protest me motherfucka I could use the money The whole world was cryin when Kurt went When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no dies of AIDS but you hardly mention Rocker his face off and becomes a legend and a shot gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do shit so J can get paid
If I was tv I'd be like, look at me If I was shooting I be like shooooom If I was a fat bitches thong I'd be like nah If I was a hotties I'd be like ahh If I was a word I'd just be like, fuck If I was a on the moon I'd be chillin like sup If I was a butthole I'd just be an If I was the DOC I'd be like "man this is shit" If I was your tires on car I'd be like... If I was the bumper on car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa Milano I'd be Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd say, point 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin magazine I'd put a on the cover and be fuck us and all our readers, even this motherfucker If I was your mental stress I'd be up If I was headaches every now and then I'd be thuuummmp If I was tounge I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always me every time we eat? If I was a chair I'd be like sit and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered hair If I was your muffler I'd be like quietly Iif I was a tag I'd be like you ain't buyin me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a clock radio I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be what up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was your uncle I'd be like... If I was a rain I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in neck I might say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, right now Welcome everyone to the big and Jack, and the dark carnival Remove hats or we'll cut off your heads Show you's amongst the dead Don't like bigots and boy fucks Ain't shit bitch check nuts Detroit, murderers die The greatest under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards came and they mark From moon you gone down Park Fuck your drum kits, xylophone, I'm a wicked clown bitch
Everbody come jump in our Bring you and your fat ass bitch Wagons, tents are swift as a Can't nobody get these, motha fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, it, bring it it, bring it, bring it, bring it Bring it, it Bring it, it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial killers style Fashion of the 2000s and
Voodoo, and magical wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown, who says, "woman love his smile" Let's find out if his charm will on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) Let's see, hmm, well, I'd to think about it I might up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably show up naked like I always do And your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" Your dad will probably start tripping and get me I'd to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing grace your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you You for only thirteen, she got some big tits After that, your dad try to jump again And this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the and the silverware I'd try her till I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The little piggy, his house is made of brick And little piggy is a motherfucking dick He sits on his and get's all the respect But if I get a chance, I'm going for the neck He in the room, and everybody rose Lopped off bucket chilling underneath my they let the piggy, now you can finally sit But what piggy don't know Is he's to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm thinking the fuck? I can smoke this room his hearing aid Will it up man, I let him get away That tired motherfucker will die tomorrow anyway come the piggy, it's time for my case His eyes are blood red a wicked looking face He saw my smile, and sentenced me to die So I racked on the bucket, it fucking rain pork rinds
(Chorus) Three little piggies to make that pie There's nothing like the when you hear a piggy die I choose a gun (no!) I choose an ax (yes!) The in town, come and get your piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I bring him when I Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in My axe is my buddy, he makes me laugh Me and my axe cut bigot spinal in half My axe is my buddy, and when I him back Me and my axe will your forehead a buttcrack My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody
(Chorus 2x) Everybody everybody run murdering murdering fun Swing swing Chop chop swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we the planet's wrongs Me and my axe leave dead on richie lawns My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe will leave a for your eye