A mix of the old shit Somethin' for you to down the block to Love.....
(Violent J) Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the house of You born in a barn? Shut the fuckin You see, damn, I'm about to scare you ...Okay now I you Close eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, cut your finger off, and stick it in butt ...and it shut This is when I get crazy, lemme show you ...You know what that means, it don't mean nothin, But it scares you cause people don't be doing shit But me...bitch...I'm all it... Guess what I'm a serial killer, a bad habit I killed Tony, Charms, and the Silly Rabbit, Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm Alright, I'm done, cut em back on, wait, where you Welcome to the house of
(Shaggy 2 Dope) La di da we gotta protest Some rock and roll bit the head off a rat march in his concert and chant him to hell Cause so fuckin TERRIBLE! Meanwhile his sells double and triple of you whinin bout him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you them bands Instead of them poor people eatin outta them garbage When your with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motherfucka I could use the The whole world was when Kurt went kabang When Eazy-E no it wasn't no thang Rapper of AIDS but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a and a shot gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do that shit so J can get
If I was your tv I'd be like, at me If I was shooting I be like shooooom If I was a fat bitches I'd be like hell nah If I was a thong I'd be like ahh If I was a cuss word I'd just be like, If I was a rock on the I'd be chillin like sup If I was a I'd just be an exit If I was the DOC I'd be like "man is bull shit" If I was your on your car I'd be like... If I was the on your car I'd be like ahh fuck If I was a I'd be like.... If I was Alyssa I'd be fucking Joe Bruce If I was a radio DJ I'd say, point 103 If I was a richie ass I'd be like, um ok If I was Spin I'd put a mirror on the cover and be like fuck us and all our readers, this motherfucker If I was your mental stress I'd be up If I was your headaches now and then I'd be thuuummmp If I was tounge I'd be hatin' your teeth I'd be like Ah why do you always bite me every time we If I was a chair I'd be sit here and if I was Kid Rock I'd cut my feathered hair If I was your muffler I'd be shhh quietly Iif I was a price tag I'd be like you ain't me If I was a DJ I'd be like... If I was Jam J I'd be like... If I was a clock radio I'd be like... If I was Barry White I'd be what up ya'll I I was a in the cold I'd be like... If I was your dead I'd be like... If I was a drop I'd just be like.... and I was an axe in your neck I say chop
Hey Mike, Mike, MIKE! Turn it up, right now Welcome everyone to the big Jake and Jack, and the dark Remove your hats or cut off your heads respect you's amongst the dead Don't like and richy boy fucks Ain't shit bitch check nuts Detroit, Southwest die The spectacle under the sky
(Violent J) Five cards and made they mark From moon you down Patton Park your drum kits, xylophone, cello I'm a wicked clown bitch
Everbody come in our ride you and your fat ass bitch inside Wagons, tents are as a breeze Can't nobody get with these, fucka IT ON!
(Chorus) Bring it, it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, it, bring it, bring it Bring it, bring it, bring it, it Bring it, it it, bring it
(Violent J) Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope serial with style of the 2000s and beyond
Voodoo, and magical wands
"Let's meet contestant number one.He's a skitsofrantic, killer clown, who says, "woman love his sexy smile" Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's question?"
"Contestant number one,I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stick"
(Violent J) see, hmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I it I'd probably just up naked like I always do And your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti I'd pinch her ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to up and bust him in his fucking lips! It's dinner time, we hearing from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you You know for thirteen, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump And only this time, I'd put the forty to his After you mom the dishes and the silverware I'd try her till I nut in my underwear
(Shaggy 2 Dope) The second little piggy, his house is of brick And this little piggy is a dick He sits on his bench and get's all the But if I get a chance, I'm straight for the neck He walked in the room, and rose Lopped off chilling underneath my clothes First they let the piggy, now you can sit But what piggy don't know Is about to get his neck wet Now I seen the bailiff, I'm what the fuck? I can smoke this room his hearing aid pick it up Old-ass man, I let him get That tired will probably die tomorrow anyway come the piggy, it's time for my case His eyes are blood red with a wicked looking He saw my joker's smile, and me to die So I racked on the bucket, made it fucking rain pork
(Chorus) Three piggies to make that piggy pie There's nothing like the sound when you hear a die I choose a gun (no!) I might an ax (yes!) The Carnival's in town, come and get piggy snacks
My axe is my buddy, I him when I walk Me and my axe will leave your head in chalk My axe is my buddy, he always makes me Me and my axe cut bigot spinal cords in My axe is my buddy, and when I wind him Me and my axe will give your forehead a My axe is my buddy, I leave without him Me and my axe will leave your neck a fountain
(Chorus 2x) everybody everybody run Murdering murdering fun swing swing Chop chop swing swing Chop chop
My axe is my buddy, we right the wrongs Me and my axe leave bigots dead on lawns My axe is my buddy, he never me cry Me and my axe leave a divot for your eye