King of Tragedy

She's a cross between Emma Peel
Gwyneth Paltrow and Kathy Lee
She's got a boyfriend, he's twenty-three
She won't give him up, I cant set him free

And still he means the world to me
If only I could make him see
If only he'd be good to me
But he's the king of tragedy, oh, oh

He calls me on the phone
He needs another loan
Gonna lose his home
He lays it all on me

And I feel so guilty
Wanna tell him no
But he always tricks me
Into letting go

And still he means the world to me
If only I could make him see
If only he'd be good to me
But he's the king of tragedy, oh, oh

Oh, come back to me, yeah, yeah

We used to call you Johnny Fun
Isn't that ironic after all you've done
But the doors still open, the way is clear
When you get it together, I'll be here

And still he means the world to me
If only I could make him see
If only he'd be good to me
But he's the king of tragedy, oh, oh

You and me, that's all I ever wanted
Can't you see you're all I ever wanted?
You and me, it's all I ever wanted
Can't you see you're all I ever needed? Oh, oh