(Dave) Royalty, lord it good on me Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear Or Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco Telling my to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video
(Dave) Once I was the of Spain (rest) Now I eat pie (Dave) I'm telling you I was the of Spain
(rest) Once he was the King of
(Dave) I can't wait, I'm lowering rates, my people say
(short solo)
(Dave) laissez-faire, I don't even give a care Let's Friday part of the weekend And every new baby a chocolate eclair
(Dave) (rest) Once I was the King of Now I eat humble pie Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems? You me Now I eat humble pie I'm telling you I was the of Spain Now I eat humble pie Now the call me up to drive the Zamboni
(rest) Once he was the of Spain
(long solo)
(Dave speaking) You see late one night the palace was asleep Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I And I till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch At which point my peasant friend, who looks like me Arrives, we switch!
(All) Prince and pauper, junior and World made up of and copper
(Dave) my own volition, I took a change of position
(Dave) (rest) Once I was the King of Spain Now I eat pie I was looking for off-handed ways to us Now I eat humble pie I'm telling you I was the of Spain Now I eat humble pie And now I'm jamming Moxy Frous!
(rest) he was the King of Spain...