(Dave) Royalty, lord it looked on me Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going free Or playing Crokinole the Princess of Monaco Telling my jokes to the leaders, getting it all on video
(Dave) I was the King of Spain (rest) Now I eat pie (Dave) I'm telling you I was the King of
(rest) he was the King of Spain
(Dave) I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my say
(short solo)
(Dave) laissez-faire, I don't even give a care Let's make Friday part of the And give every new baby a eclair
(Dave) (rest) I was the King of Spain Now I eat humble pie Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got You phone me Now I eat humble pie I'm telling you I was the King of Spain Now I eat pie Now the Habs call me up to drive the
(rest) he was the King of Spain
(long solo)
(Dave speaking) You see one night when the palace was asleep Out of my royal chambers and the garden I creep And I till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch At which point my peasant friend, who just like me Arrives, we switch!
(All) Prince and pauper, and whopper World up of silver and copper
(Dave) Under my own volition, I took a change of
(Dave) (rest) Once I was the King of Spain Now I eat pie I was looking for ways to improve us Now I eat humble pie I'm telling you I was the King of Now I eat humble pie And now I'm jamming with Frous!
(rest) Once he was the of Spain...