(Dave) Royalty, lord it good on me in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free Or playing Crokinole the Princess of Monaco Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on
(Dave) I was the King of Spain (rest) Now I eat pie (Dave) I'm telling you I was the of Spain
(rest) he was the King of Spain
(Dave) I can't wait, I'm interest rates, my people say
(short solo)
(Dave) It's laissez-faire, I don't even a care make Friday part of the weekend And give every new baby a eclair
(Dave) (rest) Once I was the of Spain Now I eat humble pie Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems? You me Now I eat humble pie I'm telling you I was the King of Now I eat humble pie Now the call me up to drive the Zamboni
(rest) he was the King of Spain
(long solo)
(Dave speaking) You see one night when the palace was asleep Out of my royal chambers and the garden I creep And I till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch At which my peasant friend, who looks just like me Arrives, we switch!
(All) Prince and pauper, junior and World made up of silver and
(Dave) Under my own volition, I a change of position
(Dave) (rest) I was the King of Spain Now I eat humble pie I was looking for off-handed ways to us Now I eat humble pie I'm you I was the King of Spain Now I eat humble pie And now I'm jamming with Frous!
(rest) he was the King of Spain...