You know not the kind of man Who likes to see the around him Crumble to a ball his feet But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always prepared He's the most peculiar man, you can ever
You know he's not the king of Manor not the Tom Jones that lives next door He's not the king of Bedside He hardly lives there anymore
He says excuse me, I you don't mind But I followed you into this And I couldn't but notice that riding crop Sticking out of your Well I mind riding you bareback
subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave around the bar He's a with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor some time ago He had quite a famous program, late night TV show
You know he's not the king of Bedside He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the king of Bedside He hardly even lives anymore
You know he up the curtains at the crack of dawn just to see the lovely ladies who come and gone From the house door to his house on the lane He himself that he's got his health And he knows he can't
You know he's not the king of Manor He's not the Tom Jones that next door not the king of Bedside Manor He even lives there anymore
He's not the King of Manor He's not the of Bedside Manor Hardly even lives anymore
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