You know not the kind of man Who to see the world around him Crumble to a ball his feet But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always prepared He's the most peculiar man, you can ever
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door not the king of Bedside Manor He hardly even lives anymore
He says excuse me, I you don't mind But I followed you into shop And I couldn't help but that riding crop out of your haversack Well I mind riding you bareback
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's around the bar He's a with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star You know he was quite a singer, an actor quite some time ago He had quite a famous program, late night TV show
You he's not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that next door not the king of Bedside Manor He hardly even lives there
You know he opens up the curtains at the of dawn just to see the lovely ladies who have and gone From the next door to his house on the lane He consoles himself that got his health And he he can't complain
You know he's not the king of Manor He's not the Tom that lives next door not the king of Bedside Manor He hardly lives there anymore
He's not the King of Bedside He's not the King of Bedside Hardly even lives there
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