You know not the kind of man Who likes to see the around him Crumble to a around his feet But always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared He's the most man, you can ever meet
You know he's not the king of Bedside He's not the Tom Jones that next door not the king of Bedside Manor He hardly even lives anymore
He says excuse me, I you don't mind But I followed you into this And I couldn't help but notice that crop Sticking out of your I wouldn't mind riding you bareback
He's subtle on the and he's suave around the bar a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor quite time ago He had a famous program, late night bedtime TV show
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the king of Bedside He hardly even lives anymore
You know he up the curtains at the crack of dawn to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone From the house door to his house on the lane He himself that he's got his health And he he can't complain
You he's not the king of Bedside Manor not the Tom Jones that lives next door He's not the king of Bedside He hardly even lives anymore
He's not the King of Bedside He's not the of Bedside Manor Hardly even lives there
Arigato Mr. Roboto Domo Mr. Roboto Say Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, not the King He's not the King of Bedside