You he's not the kind of man Who to see the world around him Crumble to a ball around his But he's ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared He's the most man, you can ever meet
You know he's not the king of Manor He's not the Tom that lives next door He's not the king of Manor He hardly even lives there
He excuse me, I hope you don't mind But I followed you into this And I help but notice that riding crop out of your haversack Well I wouldn't mind riding you
He's subtle on the and he's suave around the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor quite some ago He had a famous program, late night bedtime TV show
You he's not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom that lives next door He's not the king of Bedside He hardly even lives there
You know he opens up the curtains at the of dawn just to see the lovely ladies who have and gone From the next door to his house on the lane He consoles that he's got his health And he knows he complain
You he's not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the king of Bedside He hardly even lives anymore
not the King of Bedside Manor He's not the King of Bedside Hardly even lives anymore
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