You know not the kind of man Who likes to see the around him Crumble to a around his feet But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well He's the most peculiar man, you can meet
You know not the king of Bedside Manor not the Tom Jones that lives next door He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly lives there anymore
He says excuse me, I hope you don't But I followed you this shop And I couldn't help but notice that riding Sticking out of your Well I wouldn't mind riding you
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a movie star You know he was a singer, quite an actor quite some time ago He had quite a famous program, night bedtime TV show
You he's not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom that lives next door He's not the king of Bedside He hardly even there anymore
You know he opens up the curtains at the crack of just to see the lovely ladies who come and gone From the house next door to his on the lane He consoles himself he's got his health And he knows he complain
You know he's not the king of Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the of Bedside Manor He even lives there anymore
He's not the King of Manor He's not the King of Bedside Hardly even there anymore
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