You know not the kind of man Who likes to see the around him to a ball around his feet But he's always ready, he's always set, he's well prepared He's the most peculiar man, you can ever
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door not the king of Bedside Manor He even lives there anymore
He says excuse me, I you don't mind But I followed you this shop And I help but notice that riding crop out of your haversack Well I mind riding you bareback
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie You know he was quite a singer, quite an quite some time ago He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime TV
You know he's not the king of Bedside He's not the Tom Jones that lives next not the king of Bedside Manor He hardly even there anymore
You he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn just to see the lovely ladies who come and gone From the house next door to his on the lane He consoles that he's got his health And he knows he complain
You know he's not the of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the king of Manor He hardly even lives there
He's not the King of Manor He's not the King of Bedside Hardly even lives anymore
Domo Mr. Roboto Domo Arigato Mr. Say Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, not the King He's not the King of Bedside