You know not the kind of man Who likes to see the around him Crumble to a ball his feet But he's always ready, he's always set, always well prepared the most peculiar man, you can ever meet
You know he's not the king of Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the king of Manor He hardly even lives there
He says excuse me, I hope you don't But I followed you into this And I couldn't help but notice that crop out of your haversack Well I wouldn't mind riding you
He's subtle on the and he's suave around the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, a pseudo movie star You know he was a singer, quite an actor quite some time ago He had quite a famous program, late night TV show
You he's not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom that lives next door not the king of Bedside Manor He hardly even there anymore
You know he opens up the curtains at the of dawn just to see the ladies who have come and gone From the house next door to his house on the He consoles himself that he's got his And he he can't complain
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives next He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly even lives anymore
He's not the King of Bedside not the King of Bedside Manor Hardly even there anymore
Domo Mr. Roboto Arigato Mr. Roboto Say Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, not the King He's not the King of Manor