You know not the kind of man Who to see the world around him to a ball around his feet But always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared He's the most man, you can ever meet
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones lives next door He's not the king of Manor He hardly even lives anymore
He says excuse me, I hope you mind But I you into this shop And I couldn't help but notice that crop Sticking out of haversack Well I wouldn't riding you bareback
He's on the dancefloor and he's suave around the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo star You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor some time ago He had quite a famous program, late night TV show
You he's not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door not the king of Bedside Manor He hardly even there anymore
You know he up the curtains at the crack of dawn just to see the lovely ladies who have and gone From the house next door to his on the lane He consoles himself that got his health And he knows he can't
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives next He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly even there anymore
not the King of Bedside Manor He's not the of Bedside Manor even lives there anymore
Domo Arigato Mr. Domo Mr. Roboto Say Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, not the King He's not the King of Bedside