You know he's not the of man Who to see the world around him Crumble to a ball his feet But he's always ready, always set, he's always well prepared the most peculiar man, you can ever meet
You know he's not the king of Manor He's not the Tom Jones lives next door He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly even there anymore
He says excuse me, I you don't mind But I you into this shop And I help but notice that riding crop Sticking out of haversack Well I mind riding you bareback
He's subtle on the and he's suave around the bar He's a quickdraw a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star You know he was quite a singer, an actor quite some time ago He had quite a famous program, night bedtime TV show
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that next door He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly even lives there
You know he opens up the at the crack of dawn just to see the lovely ladies who have come and From the house next door to his house on the He consoles himself that he's got his And he knows he complain
You know he's not the king of Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly even there anymore
He's not the of Bedside Manor not the King of Bedside Manor Hardly even there anymore
Domo Arigato Mr. Domo Mr. Roboto Say Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, not the King He's not the King of Bedside