You know not the kind of man Who likes to see the world him Crumble to a ball his feet But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always prepared the most peculiar man, you can ever meet
You know he's not the king of Bedside He's not the Tom Jones that lives next He's not the of Bedside Manor He even lives there anymore
He says excuse me, I hope you don't But I followed you into this And I help but notice that riding crop Sticking out of haversack Well I mind riding you bareback
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, a pseudo movie star You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor quite time ago He had a famous program, late night bedtime TV show
You he's not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that next door He's not the king of Bedside He hardly even lives anymore
You know he opens up the at the crack of dawn just to see the lovely ladies who come and gone From the house next door to his house on the He consoles that he's got his health And he he can't complain
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom that lives next door not the king of Bedside Manor He hardly even lives there
not the King of Bedside Manor He's not the of Bedside Manor Hardly even lives anymore
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