You know he's not the of man Who likes to see the around him Crumble to a ball his feet But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well He's the most peculiar man, you can ever
You know he's not the king of Bedside He's not the Tom Jones that next door He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly lives there anymore
He says excuse me, I you don't mind But I followed you into shop And I couldn't help but notice riding crop Sticking out of haversack Well I wouldn't riding you bareback
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's around the bar a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star You know he was quite a singer, quite an quite some time ago He had a famous program, late night bedtime TV show
You know he's not the king of Bedside He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the of Bedside Manor He even lives there anymore
You know he up the curtains at the crack of dawn just to see the lovely ladies who have come and From the house next door to his on the lane He consoles himself that got his health And he he can't complain
You know he's not the king of Bedside He's not the Tom that lives next door He's not the king of Manor He hardly even there anymore
He's not the of Bedside Manor He's not the King of Bedside Hardly even lives there
Arigato Mr. Roboto Domo Mr. Roboto Say Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, not the King He's not the of Bedside Manor