You he's not the kind of man Who likes to see the around him to a ball around his feet But he's always ready, he's always set, he's always prepared He's the most peculiar man, you can meet
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives next not the king of Bedside Manor He hardly even lives there
He says excuse me, I hope you don't But I you into this shop And I couldn't help but notice that riding out of your haversack Well I wouldn't mind you bareback
subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave around the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a movie star You know he was quite a singer, an actor quite some time ago He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime TV
You know he's not the of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives next not the king of Bedside Manor He hardly lives there anymore
You know he up the curtains at the crack of dawn just to see the ladies who have come and gone the house next door to his house on the lane He himself that he's got his health And he he can't complain
You know he's not the king of Bedside He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly lives there anymore
He's not the of Bedside Manor He's not the King of Manor Hardly even lives there
Domo Arigato Mr. Domo Mr. Roboto Say Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, not the King He's not the King of Manor