You he's not the kind of man Who likes to see the world him Crumble to a around his feet But he's always ready, he's always set, he's well prepared He's the most peculiar man, you can ever
You know he's not the king of Manor He's not the Tom that lives next door He's not the king of Bedside He even lives there anymore
He says excuse me, I you don't mind But I you into this shop And I couldn't help but that riding crop Sticking out of haversack I wouldn't mind riding you bareback
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, a pseudo movie star You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor quite some ago He had a famous program, late night bedtime TV show
You know he's not the of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives next He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly even there anymore
You know he up the curtains at the crack of dawn just to see the lovely ladies who have come and From the house next to his house on the lane He himself that he's got his health And he he can't complain
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly lives there anymore
not the King of Bedside Manor He's not the of Bedside Manor even lives there anymore
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