You know he's not the of man Who likes to see the world him Crumble to a around his feet But he's ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared He's the most peculiar man, you can meet
You know he's not the of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives door He's not the king of Bedside He hardly even lives anymore
He says excuse me, I hope you mind But I followed you into this And I help but notice that riding crop Sticking out of your Well I wouldn't mind riding you
He's subtle on the dancefloor and suave around the bar He's a quickdraw a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor quite some ago He had quite a famous program, night bedtime TV show
You know not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones lives next door He's not the king of Manor He hardly even there anymore
You know he up the curtains at the crack of dawn just to see the ladies who have come and gone From the house next door to his on the lane He consoles himself that he's got his And he knows he can't
You know he's not the of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that next door not the king of Bedside Manor He hardly even there anymore
He's not the King of Manor He's not the King of Bedside Hardly lives there anymore
Domo Mr. Roboto Arigato Mr. Roboto Say Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, Domo, He's not the not the King of Bedside Manor