You know he's not the of man Who to see the world around him Crumble to a around his feet But he's ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared He's the most peculiar man, you can meet
You know he's not the of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom that lives next door He's not the king of Manor He hardly even there anymore
He says me, I hope you don't mind But I followed you this shop And I couldn't help but notice that riding out of your haversack Well I wouldn't riding you bareback
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave the bar He's a quickdraw with a lighter, a pseudo movie star You know he was quite a singer, an actor quite some time ago He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime TV
You know he's not the king of Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives next He's not the of Bedside Manor He hardly even there anymore
You know he opens up the at the crack of dawn just to see the ladies who have come and gone From the house next door to his house on the He himself that he's got his health And he knows he can't
You he's not the king of Bedside Manor He's not the Tom Jones that lives next He's not the king of Bedside He hardly lives there anymore
He's not the King of Manor He's not the King of Bedside even lives there anymore
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