I once was a happy man of sound and mind Then my neighbour a dog He put a ribbon on its head to it cute But it still like a chihuahua He had me to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day Whenever not peeing on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last till very late The stupid dog barked and I got up for work and ran to catch the bus But I on a turd I was certain it one of mine That that dog had over the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its From my little suburb I'm gonna kill the dog next Ain't bark anymore this is Judgment Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn That stupid mutt soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little in my garden So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My comes outside to call me He says his dog and me should just be He his little pet in my forgiving hands Then it starts to So I strangle it all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm kill the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna bark 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the mutt's in doggy heaven I strangled it to death and now I'm But my ain't quite over My called the cops on me I end up at the station Where I am told that I pay A 300 fine Wow, what a good I think kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy door (kill the guy next door) call the cops anymore I never him anyway 300 much to pay are turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They must be his, his dog is Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill guy!