I once was a man of sound and stable mind my neighbour bought a dog He put a on its head to make it cute But it still looked a chihuahua He had me over to it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day Whenever it's not peeing on my I didn't get to last night till very late The dog barked and grrrr'd I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I on a turd I was it wasn't one of mine That dog had crossed over the line I to exterminate it and all its kind From my lovely suburb I'm gonna the dog next door gonna bark anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn That mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little in my garden So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour outside to call me He says his dog and me should be friends He his little pet in my forgiving hands Then it to bite So I strangle it all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the dog next door (kill the dog next door) gonna bark anymore 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No more turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) That mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid in doggy heaven I it to death and now I'm free But my trouble ain't quite My neighbour called the on me I end up at the police Where I am that I must pay A 300 fine Wow, what a value I think I'll my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the guy next door (kill the guy next door) Won't the cops anymore I liked him anyway 300 much to pay There are turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) They must be his, his dog is Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!