I once was a happy man of sound and mind my neighbour bought a dog He put a ribbon on its head to make it But it looked like a chihuahua He had me over to it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it barks all the and all of the day Whenever it's not peeing on my I didn't get to sleep night till very late The stupid dog and grrrr'd I got up late for and ran to catch the bus But I slipped on a I was certain it one of mine That that dog had crossed over the I wanted to exterminate it and all its From my little suburb I'm gonna the dog next door Ain't bark anymore 'Cause this is Day And the runt has got to pay No turds on my lawn That stupid mutt soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little monster in my So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour comes to call me He says his dog and me just be friends He puts his little pet in my hands Then it to bite So I strangle it all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't bark anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the runt has got to pay No turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid mutt soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in doggy I it to death and now I'm free But my trouble ain't over My neighbour called the on me I end up at the station Where I am told I must pay A 300 dollar Wow, what a good I think kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy next (kill the guy next door) call the cops anymore I never liked him 300 isn't to pay are turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!