I once was a happy man of sound and stable Then my bought a dog He put a ribbon on its head to make it But it still looked like a He had me over to it sit and beg It bit my knee, and love to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day it's not peeing on my lawn I get to sleep last night till very late The stupid dog and grrrr'd I got up late for and ran to catch the bus But I on a turd I was certain it one of mine That dog had crossed over the line I to exterminate it and all its kind my lovely little suburb I'm kill the dog next door Ain't bark anymore 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No more on my lawn stupid mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little monster in my So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My comes outside to call me He says his dog and me should be friends He his little pet in my forgiving hands Then it starts to So I strangle it with all my Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the dog next (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna bark this is Judgment Day And the little has got to pay No more on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) stupid mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in doggy I it to death and now I'm free But my ain't quite over My neighbour the cops on me I end up at the police I am told that I must pay A 300 fine Wow, a good value I think kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy door (kill the guy next door) Won't call the anymore I never him anyway 300 much to pay There are on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!