I once was a man of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour a dog He put a ribbon on its head to it cute But it looked like a chihuahua He had me to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it barks all the and all of the day Whenever it's not peeing on my I didn't get to sleep night till very late The stupid dog and grrrr'd I got up late for and ran to catch the bus But I slipped on a I was certain it one of mine That dog had crossed over the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its From my lovely little I'm gonna kill the dog door Ain't bark anymore this is Judgment Day And the runt has got to pay No more on my lawn That stupid mutt will soon be Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the monster in my garden So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour outside to call me He says his dog and me just be friends He puts his little pet in my forgiving Then it starts to So I it with all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm kill the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't bark anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the runt has got to pay No more turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid mutt will soon be Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in heaven I strangled it to death and now I'm But my ain't quite over My called the cops on me I end up at the police Where I am that I must pay A 300 fine Wow, what a good I I'll kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy door (kill the guy next door) Won't the cops anymore I never him anyway 300 much to pay There are on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!