I once was a happy man of sound and stable my neighbour bought a dog He put a on its head to make it cute But it still like a chihuahua He had me to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it barks all the and all of the day Whenever it's not on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last night till late The stupid dog barked and I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I on a turd I was certain it wasn't one of That that dog had crossed over the I to exterminate it and all its kind my lovely little suburb I'm gonna kill the dog next Ain't bark anymore 'Cause this is Day And the runt has got to pay No more turds on my stupid mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little monster in my So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour comes outside to me He says his dog and me should be friends He puts his little pet in my forgiving Then it to bite So I strangle it all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm kill the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna anymore 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid mutt will soon be Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill dog Now the stupid mutt's in heaven I strangled it to death and now I'm But my ain't quite over My neighbour the cops on me I end up at the station Where I am told I must pay A 300 dollar Wow, what a value I think I'll my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm kill the guy next door (kill the guy next door) Won't call the cops I liked him anyway 300 isn't to pay There are on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) must be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill guy!