I once was a happy man of sound and stable Then my neighbour a dog He put a ribbon on its head to make it But it still like a chihuahua He had me over to it sit and beg It bit my knee, and love to my leg Now it barks all the and all of the day it's not peeing on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last night very late The stupid dog barked and I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I slipped on a I was it wasn't one of mine That that dog had crossed the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its From my little suburb I'm gonna the dog next door Ain't bark anymore this is Judgment Day And the runt has got to pay No more turds on my That stupid mutt will soon be Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little monster in my So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour comes outside to me He says his dog and me just be friends He puts his little pet in my forgiving Then it starts to So I strangle it with all my Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna bark 'Cause this is Day And the runt has got to pay No more on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid in doggy heaven I strangled it to and now I'm free But my trouble ain't quite My called the cops on me I end up at the police Where I am told I must pay A 300 fine Wow, what a good I think I'll my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy door (kill the guy next door) call the cops anymore I never him anyway 300 isn't to pay There are turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) must be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!