I once was a happy man of sound and mind my neighbour bought a dog He put a on its head to make it cute But it still looked a chihuahua He had me over to it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day Whenever it's not on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last night very late The stupid dog barked and I got up late for and ran to catch the bus But I slipped on a I was certain it wasn't one of That dog had crossed over the line I wanted to it and all its kind From my lovely little I'm gonna kill the dog next gonna bark anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the little has got to pay No more on my lawn That stupid mutt will be gone kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the monster in my garden So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour comes outside to me He says his dog and me should be friends He his little pet in my forgiving hands Then it starts to So I strangle it with all my Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm kill the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna anymore 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid in doggy heaven I strangled it to death and now I'm But my trouble ain't quite My neighbour called the on me I end up at the station Where I am told I must pay A 300 dollar Wow, what a good I think kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the guy next door (kill the guy next door) Won't call the anymore I never liked him 300 isn't to pay There are turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) They must be his, his dog is Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!