I once was a happy man of sound and mind Then my neighbour a dog He put a on its head to make it cute But it still like a chihuahua He had me to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and love to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day Whenever not peeing on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last till very late The stupid dog barked and I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I slipped on a I was certain it wasn't one of That that dog had over the line I to exterminate it and all its kind From my little suburb I'm gonna kill the dog next Ain't bark anymore 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No more on my lawn That stupid mutt will be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill dog I see the little monster in my So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour comes to call me He his dog and me should just be friends He puts his little pet in my hands it starts to bite So I strangle it all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the dog door (kill the dog next door) gonna bark anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the little has got to pay No more on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid mutt will soon be Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in doggy I it to death and now I'm free But my trouble ain't quite My neighbour the cops on me I end up at the station Where I am told I must pay A 300 dollar Wow, what a good I think I'll kill my too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy next door (kill the guy door) Won't call the anymore I never liked him 300 isn't to pay are turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They must be his, his dog is Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!