I once was a happy man of and stable mind Then my bought a dog He put a ribbon on its head to make it But it still looked like a He had me over to it sit and beg It bit my knee, and love to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day it's not peeing on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last night till very The stupid dog and grrrr'd I got up late for and ran to catch the bus But I slipped on a I was certain it wasn't one of That that dog had over the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its From my lovely little I'm gonna kill the dog door gonna bark anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the runt has got to pay No turds on my lawn That stupid will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little monster in my So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour comes outside to me He says his dog and me should just be He puts his pet in my forgiving hands it starts to bite So I strangle it all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the dog next door (kill the dog next door) gonna bark anymore 'Cause this is Day And the runt has got to pay No more turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid mutt soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid in doggy heaven I strangled it to and now I'm free But my trouble quite over My neighbour called the on me I end up at the police Where I am told I must pay A 300 dollar Wow, what a good I I'll kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy next (kill the guy next door) Won't call the anymore I never him anyway 300 isn't to pay There are turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) They must be his, his dog is Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!