I was a happy man of sound and stable mind my neighbour bought a dog He put a ribbon on its head to it cute But it still looked a chihuahua He had me over to it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it barks all the and all of the day Whenever it's not on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last till very late The dog barked and grrrr'd I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I on a turd I was it wasn't one of mine That that dog had crossed the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its From my lovely little I'm kill the dog next door Ain't gonna anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn stupid mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little monster in my So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour outside to call me He says his dog and me should just be He puts his little pet in my hands Then it starts to So I it with all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't bark anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the runt has got to pay No more on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the mutt's in doggy heaven I strangled it to and now I'm free But my ain't quite over My called the cops on me I end up at the station Where I am that I must pay A 300 dollar Wow, a good value I I'll kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the guy next door (kill the guy next door) Won't call the anymore I never him anyway 300 isn't to pay There are turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) must be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!