I was a happy man of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour a dog He put a ribbon on its to make it cute But it still looked like a He had me to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day Whenever it's not peeing on my I didn't get to last night till very late The stupid dog and grrrr'd I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I on a turd I was certain it one of mine That that dog had crossed the line I wanted to it and all its kind my lovely little suburb I'm gonna the dog next door Ain't bark anymore 'Cause this is Day And the runt has got to pay No turds on my lawn That stupid mutt will be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little monster in my So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My comes outside to call me He says his dog and me just be friends He puts his little pet in my hands it starts to bite So I strangle it all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the dog door (kill the dog next door) gonna bark anymore 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid mutt soon be gone kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in heaven I strangled it to death and now I'm But my trouble ain't quite My neighbour called the on me I end up at the station Where I am told that I pay A 300 fine Wow, what a good I think I'll kill my too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy next door (kill the guy door) call the cops anymore I never liked him 300 isn't to pay There are on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They must be his, his dog is Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!