I once was a happy man of sound and stable Then my neighbour a dog He put a on its head to make it cute But it still looked a chihuahua He had me over to it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day Whenever it's not on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last till very late The dog barked and grrrr'd I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I on a turd I was certain it wasn't one of That dog had crossed over the line I to exterminate it and all its kind From my little suburb I'm gonna kill the dog next Ain't gonna anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the little has got to pay No more on my lawn That stupid mutt will soon be Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the monster in my garden So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour comes outside to me He says his dog and me should be friends He puts his little pet in my hands it starts to bite So I it with all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm kill the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't bark anymore 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) stupid mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in heaven I strangled it to and now I'm free But my trouble quite over My called the cops on me I end up at the police Where I am that I must pay A 300 fine Wow, a good value I I'll kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the guy next door (kill the guy next door) call the cops anymore I never liked him 300 much to pay There are on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) must be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!