I once was a happy man of and stable mind Then my neighbour a dog He put a on its head to make it cute But it still looked like a He had me to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and love to my leg Now it barks all the and all of the day Whenever it's not peeing on my I didn't get to last night till very late The dog barked and grrrr'd I got up for work and ran to catch the bus But I slipped on a I was it wasn't one of mine That that dog had crossed over the I wanted to exterminate it and all its From my lovely suburb I'm gonna the dog next door Ain't gonna bark 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn That stupid mutt will be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little in my garden So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My comes outside to call me He says his dog and me should be friends He puts his pet in my forgiving hands Then it starts to So I it with all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid mutt will be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in doggy I it to death and now I'm free But my trouble quite over My called the cops on me I end up at the station Where I am told I must pay A 300 dollar Wow, a good value I think kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy next door (kill the guy door) Won't call the cops I never him anyway 300 much to pay There are turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) They be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!