I once was a happy man of sound and stable Then my bought a dog He put a ribbon on its head to make it But it still looked a chihuahua He had me over to it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it barks all the and all of the day Whenever it's not on my lawn I get to sleep last night till very late The dog barked and grrrr'd I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I slipped on a I was certain it one of mine That that dog had over the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its From my little suburb I'm gonna kill the dog door Ain't gonna anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the little has got to pay No more turds on my That stupid mutt will be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little in my garden So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour comes outside to me He says his dog and me should just be He his little pet in my forgiving hands Then it starts to So I strangle it with all my Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna bark 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No more on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid mutt soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill dog Now the stupid in doggy heaven I it to death and now I'm free But my trouble quite over My neighbour called the on me I end up at the police I am told that I must pay A 300 fine Wow, a good value I I'll kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy door (kill the guy next door) Won't call the cops I never him anyway 300 isn't to pay There are on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) must be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!