I once was a man of sound and stable mind Then my bought a dog He put a on its head to make it cute But it still looked like a He had me over to it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day it's not peeing on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last night till very The stupid dog and grrrr'd I got up for work and ran to catch the bus But I slipped on a I was certain it wasn't one of That dog had crossed over the line I wanted to it and all its kind From my little suburb I'm gonna the dog next door Ain't bark anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the little has got to pay No more turds on my That stupid mutt will be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little monster in my So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My comes outside to call me He says his dog and me just be friends He puts his pet in my forgiving hands Then it starts to So I strangle it all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the dog door (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna anymore 'Cause this is Day And the runt has got to pay No more turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in doggy I strangled it to death and now I'm But my trouble ain't quite My called the cops on me I end up at the police Where I am told I must pay A 300 fine Wow, what a good I think I'll my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm kill the guy next door (kill the guy next door) Won't the cops anymore I never him anyway 300 isn't to pay are turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!