I once was a man of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour a dog He put a on its head to make it cute But it looked like a chihuahua He had me to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and love to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day Whenever it's not on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last night till very The dog barked and grrrr'd I got up late for and ran to catch the bus But I on a turd I was it wasn't one of mine That that dog had crossed the line I to exterminate it and all its kind From my lovely little I'm gonna kill the dog next Ain't bark anymore this is Judgment Day And the runt has got to pay No turds on my lawn That stupid mutt soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little monster in my So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour outside to call me He says his dog and me just be friends He puts his little pet in my hands Then it to bite So I strangle it with all my Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the dog next (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna anymore 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill dog Now the stupid in doggy heaven I strangled it to death and now I'm But my ain't quite over My neighbour the cops on me I end up at the station Where I am that I must pay A 300 fine Wow, what a value I think I'll my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna the guy next door (kill the guy next door) Won't call the anymore I liked him anyway 300 isn't to pay are turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They must be his, his dog is Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!