I once was a happy man of sound and mind Then my neighbour a dog He put a ribbon on its head to make it But it still like a chihuahua He had me to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day Whenever not peeing on my lawn I didn't get to last night till very late The stupid dog and grrrr'd I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I on a turd I was certain it wasn't one of that dog had crossed over the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its my lovely little suburb I'm kill the dog next door Ain't gonna bark 'Cause this is Day And the little has got to pay No turds on my lawn That stupid will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the monster in my garden So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My comes outside to call me He says his dog and me just be friends He puts his pet in my forgiving hands Then it to bite So I strangle it with all my Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the dog door (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna bark 'Cause is Judgment Day And the runt has got to pay No more turds on my (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid mutt will be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the mutt's in doggy heaven I it to death and now I'm free But my trouble ain't quite My called the cops on me I end up at the station Where I am told that I pay A 300 fine Wow, what a value I think I'll my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy door (kill the guy next door) Won't call the cops I never liked him 300 much to pay There are on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) must be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!