I once was a happy man of sound and stable my neighbour bought a dog He put a ribbon on its head to it cute But it still looked like a He had me over to it sit and beg It bit my knee, and love to my leg Now it all the night and all of the day Whenever it's not peeing on my I didn't get to sleep last night very late The stupid dog and grrrr'd I got up late for work and ran to the bus But I slipped on a I was certain it one of mine That dog had crossed over the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its From my lovely little I'm gonna kill the dog next Ain't gonna bark 'Cause this is Day And the runt has got to pay No more turds on my That stupid will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the monster in my garden So I an axe and off I go And I try my to get it All I do is my big toe My neighbour outside to call me He says his dog and me should be friends He puts his little pet in my forgiving Then it starts to So I it with all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the dog door (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna anymore 'Cause is Judgment Day And the runt has got to pay No turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid will soon be gone kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid in doggy heaven I strangled it to death and now I'm But my ain't quite over My neighbour called the on me I end up at the police Where I am told that I pay A 300 dollar Wow, a good value I think kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy next door (kill the guy door) Won't call the cops I never liked him 300 much to pay There are on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!