Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone should get
children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd to introduce
Our new teacher for the day

His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't throw
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they and they got the cops

The ladies all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her

But ever since the day went off to wander
They never found her and Bob hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his
And it might do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like everyone else
(Uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the size of a
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the

If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll every bone in your back

Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five
And pressure will win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they think it's
So they're at basically nothing
maybe wasting his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you act like everyone else does
(That's right)
And really nothin' else to say
(But umm)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

And but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and it

Yum, yum then you start to see dumb stuff
And everything down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things aren't there
(Like what?)
Like fat in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a fact
But your mom and dad, that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my
So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't, I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you act like everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's really else to say
(That's right)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad
(South Park is sue me)

So don't do drugs
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)