Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And should get along
children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet please
don't throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. Kaniff is out with
(He's got AIDS)
Good luck Mr.

Hi little boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he got a job, 'cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her

But since the day Stacey went off to wander
never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his
And what it do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like everyone else
(Uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world

If someone ever it to you, don't do it
two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back

Meet Zach, years old
hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his
His back starts tah look like the Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically
Except maybe his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like everyone does
(That's right)
And there's nothin' else to say
(But umm)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and it

Yum, yum then you start to see some dumb
And slows down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that aren't
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, women 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, 'cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you act like everyone else does
(Like I do)
And really nothin' else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So do drugs children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, fucked up, now)