Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone get along
Okay quiet down, quiet down
I'd like to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet please
Brian don't that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. Kaniff is out with
(He's got AIDS)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there little and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle

And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
(Ahh)
And even if escaped and they got the cops

The ladies all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off

But Bob knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act everyone else does
(Uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world

If ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack bone in your back

Zach, twenty-one years old
After out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer pressure win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into
And his roll back in his skull
His back starts tah look like the Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'

And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at nothing
Except wasting his money

Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So kids say no to
(Smoke crack)

So you act like everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's really nothin' to say
(But umm)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it in your mouth and chew it

Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that aren't
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it from a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know that's all I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause be my fault
So do drugs and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you don't act like else does
(Like I do)
And there's really nothin' to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
along children
Drugs are just bad, drugs are bad
(South Park is sue me)

So don't do children
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)