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And everyone should get
Okay children down, quiet down
Children I'd to introduce
Our new teacher for the day

His name is Mr.
Children down please
Brian throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
Today we're learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle

And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his
Crazier than Slim is off the vodka
You couldn't take him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And what it do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like else does
(Uh-huh)
Then there's nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the

If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets
And to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And pressure will win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His starts tah look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal

And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they it's funny
So they're laughing at nothing
Except maybe wasting his

Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin'
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's really else to say
(But umm)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

And but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems among young people today, is
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see some dumb
And everything down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see that aren't there
(Like what?)
fat woman in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, women stick 'em up their
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant
Ya gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a cow's
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my
So do drugs and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you act like everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's nothin' else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad
(South Park is sue me)

So don't do drugs
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)