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And should get along
Okay quiet down, quiet down
I'd like to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet please
Brian throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out with
(He's got AIDS)
Good luck Mr.

Hi little boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob to hang out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause crazy and off his rocker
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her

But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
They found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act everyone else does
(Uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the drug in the world

If someone ever offers it to you, do it
two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack bone in your back

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer will win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his
His back starts tah look like the Arches
He's on carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically
Except wasting his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't feed that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's really nothin' to say
(But umm)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the most
among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat of 'em
And sometimes you see things that there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, women 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a cow's
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, 'cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause be my fault
So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't, I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you don't act like everyone else
(Like I do)
And really nothin' else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
along children
Drugs are just bad, are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So don't do drugs
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)