Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And should get along
Okay children down, quiet down
I'd like to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet please
don't throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady be your new substitute
While Mr. is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there little and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
30 and still lives with his mom
And he got a job, 'cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And if they escaped and they got the cops

The ladies all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off

But Bob knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't take him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her

But ever since the day went off to wander
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle
And that's the story of Bob and his
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like else does
(Uh-huh)
Then there's really else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the size of a peanut, you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't it, it's the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the

If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five
And peer pressure win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back starts tah look like the McDonald's
He's on carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause they took it too, so think it's funny
So laughing at basically nothing
maybe wasting his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's really nothin' to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems among young people today, is
It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in mouth and chew it

Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff
And slows down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that aren't
(Like what?)
Like fat in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, women stick 'em up their
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a cow's
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at
(Oh)
But don't be me, 'cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to a goatee
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't, I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you act like everyone else does
(Like I do)
And really nothin' else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

on children, clap along
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are just bad, are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So do drugs children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)