Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone get along
Okay children down, quiet down
I'd like to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His name is Mr.
Children quiet down
Brian don't that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle

And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
When it's late and the lot dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if escaped and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the
'Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt someone grab her face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off

But Bob knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her

But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act everyone else does
(Uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the size of a
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the

If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it
So don't get attached, it'll attack bone in your back

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by guys
And pressure will win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his roll back in his skull
His back starts tah look like the McDonald's
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal

And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause took it too, so they think it's funny
So laughing at basically nothing
Except maybe wasting his

Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(Smoke crack)

So you act like everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's nothin' else to say
(But umm)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the humungous
Problems among young people today, is
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see some stuff
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em
And you see things that aren't there
(Like what?)
fat woman in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know that's all I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, 'cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs and do as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Like I do)
And there's really else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
along children
Drugs are just bad, are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So don't do children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, fucked up, now)