Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone get along
Okay children quiet down, down
Children I'd like to
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet please
Brian throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local spot

And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the
'Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause he's and off his rocker
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her

But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They never found her and Bob hangs at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act like else does
(Uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
is the worst drug in the world

If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack bone in your back

Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five
And peer pressure will win every you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back starts tah look the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'

And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they it's funny
So laughing at basically nothing
maybe wasting his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up he's practicin' yoga
And that's the of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(Smoke crack)

So you act like everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's really else to say
(But umm)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

And but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in mouth and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see some stuff
And slows down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things aren't there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in with orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a cow's
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a fact
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my
So do drugs and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Like I do)
And really nothin' else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
along children
Drugs are just bad, are just bad
(South Park is sue me)

So don't do children
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, fucked up, now)