Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone get along
children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to
Our new teacher for the day

His name is Mr.
Children quiet down
Brian throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi little boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's late and the lot dark and fake like he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And if they escaped and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the
'Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her

But ever since the day Stacey off to wander
They never found her and Bob still at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act everyone else does
(Uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world

If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your

Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with some at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah look like the McDonald's
He's on carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they think funny
So laughing at basically nothing
Except wasting his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's nothin' else to say
(But umm)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and it

Yum, yum then you start to see dumb stuff
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see that aren't there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, women 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's
(How come?)
'Cause it from a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my
So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't, I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you don't act like else does
(Like I do)
And there's really nothin' to say
(That's right)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
Sing children
are just bad, drugs are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So do drugs children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, fucked up, now)