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And everyone get along
Okay quiet down, quiet down
I'd like to introduce
Our new teacher for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down
Brian throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle

And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
When it's late and the lot gets dark and like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping
(Ahh)
And even if escaped and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the
'Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt someone her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You even take him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They never found her and Bob still at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his
And it might do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act everyone else does
(Uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst in the world

If ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in back

Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he bold
And to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal

And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they think funny
So they're at basically nothing
Except maybe his money

Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin'
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you act like everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's really nothin' to say
(But umm)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the humungous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in mouth and chew it

Yum, yum then you to see some dumb stuff
And slows down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in with orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
yarn Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at
(Oh)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't, I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you don't act like else does
(Like I do)
And really nothin' else to say
(That's right)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are just bad, drugs are bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So don't do drugs
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, fucked up, now)