Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And should get along
Okay children quiet down, quiet
Children I'd like to
Our new substitute for the day

His name is Mr.
Children down please
Brian throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. will be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out with
(He's got AIDS)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he got a job, 'cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot

And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and got the cops

The ladies all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt someone grab her face and said not to talk
But knew it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her

But since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her and Bob still at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like everyone else
(Uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the size of a peanut, you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know else is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world

If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it
So get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back

Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by guys
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyperdrive
And his roll back in his skull
His back starts tah like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'

And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So laughing at basically nothing
Except wasting his money

Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed that to class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like everyone else
(That's right)
And there's really else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among young today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your and chew it

Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, women stick 'em up their
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a dung
(Gross)

See are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to a goatee
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't, I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you don't act like everyone else
(Like I do)
And there's really else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
along children
Drugs are just bad, drugs are bad
(South Park is sue me)

So do drugs children
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)