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And everyone get along
Okay children down, quiet down
Children I'd like to
Our new substitute for the day

His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't that
(Shut up)

Mr. will be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
Today gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot

And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and got the cops

The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause crazy and off his rocker
Crazier Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And her off in the lake for the cops to find her

But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They never her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Uh-huh)
Then there's really else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you seen it, it's the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the drug in the world

If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And spinal is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every in your back

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every you try to fight it

Suddenly, he to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back starts tah look like the Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they it's funny
So they're laughing at basically
Except maybe his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders hunched up he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like everyone does
(That's right)
And there's nothin' else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And last but not least, one of the humungous
among young people today, is fungus
It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and it

Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that aren't
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in with orange hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
yarn Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a cow's
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at
(Oh)
But don't be me, 'cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you act like everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's nothin' else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

on children, clap along
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So don't do drugs
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)