Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone should get
Okay children quiet down, quiet
Children I'd like to
Our new substitute for the day

His name is Mr.
Children quiet please
Brian throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
30 and still lives with his mom
And he got a job, 'cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot

And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And if they escaped and they got the cops

The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But knew it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim is off the vodka
You even take him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And her off in the lake for the cops to find her

But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They never found her and Bob hangs at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like else does
(Uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the size of a
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the drug in the world

If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two probably drain all your spinal fluid
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll every bone in your back

Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back starts tah look like the Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they think funny
So they're laughing at basically
Except maybe his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up he's practicin' yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like everyone else
(That's right)
And there's really else to say
(But umm)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the humungous
Problems among young people today, is
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your and chew it

Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings orange hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, 'cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause be my fault
So don't do drugs and do as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Like I do)
And there's really else to say
(That's right)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad
(South Park is sue me)

So do drugs children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, fucked up, now)