Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone should get
Okay children quiet down, down
Children I'd to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet please
don't throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. Kaniff is out with
(He's got AIDS)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot

And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and got the cops

The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. Stacey off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause he's and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed by the legs as chopped it off her
And her off in the lake for the cops to find her

But ever the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act like else does
(Uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst in the world

If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two hits'll probably all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back

Zach, twenty-one years old
After out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to it

Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His starts tah look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'

And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at nothing
Except maybe his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin'
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act everyone else does
(That's right)
And really nothin' else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see some dumb
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em
And you see things that aren't there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in with orange hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, women stick 'em up their
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it from a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my
So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't, I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you don't act like everyone else
(Like I do)
And there's nothin' else to say
(That's right)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
Sing children
Drugs are just bad, drugs are bad
(South Park is sue me)

So do drugs children
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)