Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone get along
Okay quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to
Our new substitute for the day

His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out with
(He's got AIDS)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle

And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if escaped and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier Slim Shady is off the vodka
You even take him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her

But ever since the day Stacey off to wander
They found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his
And it might do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Uh-huh)
Then there's nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the

If ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it
So don't get attached, it'll attack every in your back

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah look like the Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're at basically nothing
Except maybe his money

Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't feed that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you act like everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's really nothin' to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And last but not least, one of the humungous
among young people today, is fungus
It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it in your mouth and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see dumb stuff
And slows down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that there
(Like what?)
fat woman in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my
So don't do and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you don't act like else does
(Like I do)
And there's really nothin' to say
(That's right)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
along children
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So don't do children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)