And should get along Okay children quiet down, down Children I'd to introduce Our new teacher for the day
His name is Mr. Children quiet down Brian throw that (Shut up)
Mr. Shady will be new substitute Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (He's got AIDS) Good Mr. Shady
Hi there boys and girls (Fuck you) we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob (Hi Bob) Bob's 30 and still with his mom And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob at home and smokes pot But his year old brother looks up to him an awful lot And Bob to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake he walks his dog Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping (Ahh) And even if escaped and they got the cops
The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job When she felt someone grab her whole face and not to talk But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off he's crazy and off his rocker Crazier than Slim is off the vodka You couldn't take him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr. He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her And her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever the day Stacey went off to wander They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle And the story of Bob and his marijuana And it might do to you So see if the want any, it's bad for you
See children, are bad (C'mon) And if you believe me, ask ya dad (Ask him man) And if you don't him, ask ya mom (That's right)
She'll you how she does 'em all the time (She will) So say no to drugs (That's right)
So you don't act like else does (Uh-huh) Then there's really else to say (Sing along) Drugs are just bad,
My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it? Fuck, no you haven't it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?) Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels? Ecstasy is the drug in the world
If someone ever it to you, don't do it Kids two hits'll probably drain all spinal fluid And spinal is final, you won't get it back So get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, years old hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold And to try five, when he's bribed by five guys And peer pressure will win every time you try to it
Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyperdrive And his eyes back in his skull His back starts tah like the McDonald's Arches He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'
And everyone in the apartment starts at him "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him" 'Cause took it too, so they think it's funny So they're laughing at basically Except maybe wasting his
Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over And his back and his shoulders hunched up like practicin' yoga And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy So don't even that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you
See children, are bad (That's right) And if you don't me, ask ya dad (That's right) And if you don't him, ask ya mom (You can)
She'll tell you how she 'em all the time (She will) So kids say no to (Smoke crack)
So you don't act like everyone else (That's right) And there's nothin' else to say (But umm) are just bad, mmm'kay?
And but not least, one of the most humungous Problems among young people today, is It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and it
Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows when you eat some of 'em And sometimes you see things that aren't (Like what?) fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire, women stick 'em up behinds Go out and 'em (Huh?)
And if you too much of the magic mushrooms Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus Ya gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?) 'Cause it comes a cow's dung (Gross)
See drugs are bad, it's a fact But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at (Oh) But don't be me, 'cause if you up and you go and O.D. They're gonna for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault So don't do and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you
See children, are bad (Uh-huh) And if you believe me, ask ya dad (Put down) And if you don't him, ask ya mom (You can ask)
tell you how she does 'em all the time (And she will) So say no to drugs (Say no)
So you don't act everyone else does (Like I do) And there's really else to say (That's right) Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?
Come on children, along (Shut up) Sing children Drugs are just bad, drugs are bad (South is gonna sue me)
So do drugs children So be more for me (Mushrooms Kenny) (So, fucked up, now)