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And everyone get along
Okay children down, quiet down
I'd like to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His name is Mr.
Children quiet please
Brian don't throw
(Shut up)

Mr. will be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there little and girls
(Fuck you)
we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
30 and still lives with his mom
And he got a job, 'cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle

And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and they got the

The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. went off the job
she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But knew it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But ever since the day went off to wander
They found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana
And what it do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act like else does
(Uh-huh)
Then there's really else to say
(Sing along)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world

If ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, attack every bone in your back

Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with some at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his
His starts tah look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal

And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at nothing
Except wasting his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders hunched up he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed that to class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like else does
(That's right)
And there's really nothin' to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And last but not least, one of the humungous
Problems young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off
Bag it up and you put it in your mouth and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see some stuff
And slows down when you eat some of 'em
And you see things that aren't there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs and do as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you don't act like else does
(Like I do)
And really nothin' else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

on children, clap along
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad
(South Park is sue me)

So do drugs children
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)