Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone get along
children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down
Brian throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be your new
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna learn how to squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
'Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't take him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They never her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his
And what it do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the size of a
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you what else is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world

If someone ever offers it to you, do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in back

Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by guys
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his
His back starts tah like the McDonald's Arches
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they it's funny
So they're at basically nothing
maybe wasting his money

Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like everyone does
(That's right)
And there's really nothin' to say
(But umm)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

And but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off
Bag it up and you put it in your mouth and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see some dumb
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see that aren't there
(Like what?)
Like fat in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a cow's
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Like I do)
And there's really nothin' to say
(That's right)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
Sing along
are just bad, drugs are just bad
(South Park is sue me)

So don't do children
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, fucked up, now)