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And should get along
Okay children quiet down, quiet
Children I'd to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down
Brian throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be new substitute
While Mr. is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna learn how to poison
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and lives with his mom
And he got a job, 'cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the waffle spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's late and the lot dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And if they escaped and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they would the charge
one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause he's and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They never found her and Bob hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act everyone else does
(Uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you what else is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world

If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah look like the Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'

And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they think it's
So they're laughing at nothing
Except maybe wasting his

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders hunched up he's practicin' yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you act like everyone else does
(That's right)
And really nothin' else to say
(But umm)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the humungous
among young people today, is fungus
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and it

Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see that aren't there
(Like what?)
Like fat in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
yarn Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, it'll be my fault
So don't do and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you act like everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's really else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

on children, clap along
(Shut up)
Sing children
Drugs are just bad, are just bad
(South Park is sue me)

So don't do children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)