Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone get along
Okay children down, quiet down
Children I'd like to
Our new teacher for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children down please
Brian don't throw
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good luck Mr.

Hi little boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob to hang out at the local waffle spot

And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they would the charge
'Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt someone grab her face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his
than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But ever since the day Stacey went off to
They never her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And what it do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you act like everyone else does
(Uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin' to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck, no you seen it, it's the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the worst in the world

If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every in your back

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his
His back starts tah look like the McDonald's
on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they it's funny
So they're at basically nothing
maybe wasting his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his hunched up like he's practicin' yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So kids say no to
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like everyone else
(That's right)
And there's nothin' else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And last but not least, one of the humungous
Problems among people today, is fungus
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it in your mouth and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see some stuff
And everything slows when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that there
(Like what?)
fat woman in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, women stick 'em up behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a dung
(Gross)

See are bad, it's a common fact
But mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But be me, 'cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't, I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you don't act everyone else does
(Like I do)
And really nothin' else to say
(That's right)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are just bad, drugs are bad
(South Park is sue me)

So don't do children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)