Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And everyone get along
children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to
Our new teacher for the day

His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady be your new substitute
Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob sits at home and pot
But his twelve old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
(Ahh)
And if they escaped and they got the cops

The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim is off the vodka
You couldn't take him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the for the cops to find her

But ever since the day went off to wander
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana
And what it do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like else does
(Uh-huh)
there's really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

My is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't it, it's the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst in the world

If ever offers it to you, don't do it
two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every in your back

Meet Zach, twenty-one old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets
And to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back starts tah look like the Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'

And everyone in the apartment laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they think it's
So they're laughing at basically
Except maybe wasting his

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like practicin' yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like else does
(That's right)
And really nothin' else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And last but not least, one of the humungous
Problems among young today, is fungus
It from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in mouth and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see some stuff
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that aren't
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in with orange hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
it comes from a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause it'll be my
So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't, I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Like I do)
And there's really nothin' to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
Sing along
Drugs are bad, drugs are just bad
(South Park is sue me)

So do drugs children
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, fucked up, now)