Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And should get along
Okay quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to
Our new substitute for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down
Brian throw that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good Mr. Shady

Hi there boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna learn how to squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still with his mom
And he don't got a job, Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot

And in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And if they escaped and they got the cops

The ladies would all be so afraid, they would the charge
'Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And her off in the lake for the cops to find her

But ever since the day Stacey off to wander
They never found her and Bob hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like else does
(Uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't it, it's the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the drug in the world

If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your

Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin' out with some at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to it

Suddenly, he to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll in his skull
His back tah look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'

And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause they it too, so they think it's funny
So they're at basically nothing
Except maybe his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the is over
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the maniac
So don't even feed that to class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like everyone else
(That's right)
And really nothin' else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among young people today, is
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it in your mouth and chew it

Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in with orange hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
yarn Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a cow's
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, a common fact
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, 'cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't, I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you act like everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's nothin' else to say
(That's right)
are just bad, mmm'kay?

Come on children, along
(Shut up)
Sing along
are just bad, drugs are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So don't do drugs
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)