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And everyone should get
Okay children quiet down, quiet
I'd like to introduce
Our new teacher for the day

His is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down
Brian don't throw
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
Good luck Mr.

Hi there little boys and
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna learn how to poison
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping
(Ahh)
And even if they and they got the cops

The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off 'cause crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But ever since the day Stacey off to wander
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the want any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the size of a peanut, have you it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the size of a
(Huh?)
of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the

If someone offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in back

Meet Zach, years old
hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, he's bribed by five guys
And peer will win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah look like the McDonald's
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' horizontal

And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically
maybe wasting his money

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like practicin' yoga
And the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, 'cause bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like everyone does
(That's right)
And there's really else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And last but not least, one of the most
Problems among young today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see some dumb
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
yarn Claire, women stick 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's
(How come?)
'Cause it from a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a fact
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you don't act like everyone does
(Like I do)
And there's nothin' else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
Sing children
are just bad, drugs are just bad
(South Park is sue me)

So don't do drugs
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)