Luyện nghe bài hát Kids

And should get along
Okay children quiet down, down
Children I'd like to
Our new substitute for the day

His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be your new
While Mr. Kaniff is out pneumonia
(He's got AIDS)
luck Mr. Shady

Hi there little and girls
(Fuck you)
Today we're gonna learn how to poison
But first, I'd like you to my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob at home and smokes pot
But his twelve year old brother looks up to him an lot
And Bob likes to out at the local waffle spot

And wait in the lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the and go straight to the chopping blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and they got the

The would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs. went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said it off

But Bob knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to her

But ever since the day Stacey off to wander
They never her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any, bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you believe me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she does 'em all the
(She will)
So kids say no to
(That's right)

So you don't act like else does
(Uh-huh)
Then there's nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you haven't seen it, it's the of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what else is bad for
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the

If someone ever it to you, don't do it
Kids two probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you get it back
So don't get attached, it'll every bone in your back

Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes back in his skull
His back starts tah look the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin' barfin'

And everyone in the apartment starts at him
"Hey Adam, is a jackass, look at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they it's funny
So they're laughing at basically
Except maybe wasting his

Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is
And his back and his shoulders up like he's practicin' yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't feed that to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(Smoke crack)

So you act like everyone else does
(That's right)
And there's nothin' else to say
(But umm)
Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?

And last but not least, one of the humungous
Problems among people today, is fungus
It grows cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in mouth and chew it

Yum, yum you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat of 'em
And sometimes you see things aren't there
(Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with hair

(Mr. what's a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, women 'em up their behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too much of the magic
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant
Ya tongue gets, all up like a cow's tongue
(How come?)
'Cause it from a cow's dung
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm at
(Oh)
But don't be me, if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a and hide, 'cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs and do exactly as I don't, I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you believe him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll you how she does 'em all the time
(And she will)
So say no to drugs
(Say no)

So you don't act like everyone else
(Like I do)
And there's really nothin' to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

Come on children, clap
(Shut up)
Sing children
Drugs are just bad, drugs are bad
(South Park is sue me)

So don't do children
So there'll be for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)