Luyện nghe bài hát Kick Off

[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"]
I've looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits
I need you to spit that miracle... in the swimming pool

1]
Before kicks off, let me set my balls in this tees
'Cause I'm dottin' i's every I cross one of these
There's not a quality at all in me
It's impossible, like an implausible dream
Positive clean intervene
But they're all altered and mean
Assault and demean, tossed and they're being in the scheme
Squashed a brainwashing machine
Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist radical
bomber that's seeing
Ariana Grande sing her last of the evening
And as the audience the damn concert is leaving
Detonates the strapped to his abdominal region
I'm not gonna finish that, for reasons
But bring dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em
I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll make a bitch hijab
And at least a large in the T-shirt
Headscarf and a piece of underneath the carpet, hasta la vista
I go Hamas on the beats to a paradox on the
And a pair of crotchless on a terrorist watch list
Gettin' in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich
Professional shit
Bitch watch who you to, like Apple wristwear
Endangered in this ABC shit a bit scarce
Prey's decreasing, I face extinction like players
Told this chick she's hot as Pinkett
And just stared 'til I her think it
Said, "Maybe we should get married."
She's me, I placed my feet with my hips square
Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit
Leave her stretched out like a baby on Ric Flair
As I ripped her, anal beads in a split
Febreze in the chick's hair
Make her tryna get air
I for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a bitch scared
And to me, and throw away the key
And she'll be so to leave
That even if she up breaking free she'll just sit there
Tryin' to up enough courage and strength to get up
It's like rapin' a slut
We butt-naked and fuck
close, wait for you, what?
My idea, you too, it's waking you up
With smelling salts I Quaalude your cup
That'll you up if you try to stray like a pup
Hate to get bogged in details
But bitch, I'm like the dog pound females
My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler
I strangle a skank's neck it's triangular
Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth gonna shut
And mention me in your if it makes you a buck
Or helps you in the duckets, I want payment in pub
I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm waiting the club
But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut

2]
Get a writers inside of a room combined in it
Try to get every idea of every possible line to
Every punchline, every combination rhymes with it
Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it
Head so big, I shot myself ten in it
Tryna commit suicide in it, took minutes
And I this shit
Someone's gonna me, who?
Battle me and win, that's a fallacy too
You name one in this galaxy, *spits*, reality
You fantasy, rally troops, try to boost the morale
Only I start a movement's a bowel
I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" you rap in the booth
Not a "nah" or a "boo"
'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap that you
When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash it too
'Cause when I say I have allergies, I do
But that's just an analogy, I've never had a to you

3]
Creature from the Lagoon
I up and I smack the moon
You're grief struck that I'm back so
Your teacher for this
Creep up with a of hoodlums
We pack a punch like Sun
Heat tucked like we snuck in a submachine gun
We stuck in a bun, with a bag of shrooms
Cup of up in the padded room
Justin Bieber in a school
Selling dust and when your back is to him
Don't adjust speaker
I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' when I'm at the zoo
cleaner 'til I gag from fumes
Fuck Christina with a spoon
While I bump G-Funk and blast some Snoop
'Cause her double are massive, huge!
It's fun for me just to grab a
Plus my penis got an
My fuckin' in a combative mood
Come and suck a mean one it's mad at you
I speak tongue and cheek, what you do
'Cause you to eat butt, it's sad but true

4]
I sprung a leak suddenly
What I in my gut instinct become in sync
My and my stomach link up with each other
Ink the pad, then boom!
Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made
That's basically makes me me
Creating stink, 'til tats are fading ink
Who's the Think we're still debating, wink
ADD, and put out an APB
'Cause it'll LAPD and me layin' in the street
For you to see beat
And I'll bet ya they'd cleats
'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat
I pray Jesus to make me decent
Inhaling the main ingredient of relievers, and saline
I take three Aleves, tryna these fevers, I'm ailing
I free of divas and ladies screamin'
they keep schemin' on me
Vading keepin' the at bay
Like Laci Peterson, fetuses
Legs and have been weighted, chained in semen
It's demon—and wait!
Even if it takes meat to make believers
Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to remain
Breakbeat, eat her steak meat
Emcees take seats like AMC
Deranged ringleader, depraved
Who mainstream media
Which things easier, still under scrutiny
Villainous smooth criminal, room
the nude Reese Witherspoon
Who was bruised, beat a broom
It's in two pieces, and lays in it
Bit with a chewed leash, and his chain-link it
in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it
R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it
It's a spillage, a leak, waste deep feces
The syllables ooze fecal, they feel renewed leases
my brain releases 'em

5]
Like waste excretion, it's
As I'm givin' these fools grief, they're the blues
'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves
Just to fill 'em's a huge
A and it's too steep
Obey these demons, we're in cahoots
feedin' me blank sheets
As soon as I these teeth
And I'm killin' the loose
Time to shake these trees
Wait, make that phrase repeat
Killin' the loose leaf, shake these trees
Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em

6]
Vicodins, new prints, I them and chew them
The whites and the mixed with nitrus balloons
And I like to gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks
On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a
Who I influence I two shits
If they license my music to entice with
use the shit like it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment

7]
Excuse me while I stare into for a few
In a daze or haze, glazed over, warp loon
Mental cased off, always had a view
But you bozos keep the flamethrower fuel
No one's ever lower, shrewd, and way more rude
Beast-mode like a lawn-mower rolled thru it
And this has to do with bein' gay, boy
It's just where the wordplay's
But much I can say or do
'Cause no excuse, the way I go at you {censored}
You say I'm always
So if I look way, you're screwed
'Cause if looks could kill, I could start a too
'Cause I'd you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you

8]
Let's it back before the tightly-worn pants
To the Nike, Jordan,
The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white
Lightning storms might be fast
Such a forecast!
But when slightly hoarse, rasp
From the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your
While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always of your past
'Cause your heiny's sore,
'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' your ass
the night before last
No good, but rap somethin' I'm at
adulthood, I'm a grown-up brat
Where your at? Mine are always being rode, in fact:
They're frozen, you ever seen a
So big they fell out my scrotum, I sowed 'em back

9]
Dick so long, need a
For that, gotta it and fold it back
So difficult to in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it
So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's a yoga mat
Make a bitch think she's in aerobics
The bear you don't wanna its back
The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my bonus
When I appear, my peers
Hearts fall in their stomach, their spirits
Careers flop, their gears lock, severe
Fear at the thought
are top-tier, I'm so high at the top
I'm in the sky when I
Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop

Oh, and I'm just ladies, you know I love you
I got a idea for a