[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to that lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every I cross one of these not a redeeming quality at all in me It's impossible, like an implausible dream Positive clean intervene But they're all either altered and Assault and demean, and they're being lost in the scheme Squashed a brainwashing machine Like an regime, a jihadist extreme radical Suicide bomber seeing Ariana Grande sing her last of the evening And as the audience the damn concert is leaving Detonates the device to his abdominal region I'm not gonna finish that, for obvious But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll make a bitch Raqqa And at least a large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a terrorist watch Gettin' in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich Professional sprayer Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like Apple Endangered species in this ABC shit a bit Prey's decreasing, I face extinction disc players Told chick she's hot as Jada Pinkett And stared 'til I made her think it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet with my square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her for me, then I hit bare her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, anal in a split rear Spray in the chick's hair her wheeze tryna get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a scared And chained to me, and throw the key And she'll be so afraid to That even if she ends up breaking free just sit there Tryin' to up enough courage and strength to get up It's impossible like rapin' a We stay and fuck You're close, wait for you, My idea, you comin' too, waking you up With smelling salts after I Quaalude cup That'll you up if you try to stray like a pup Hate to get bogged down in But bitch, I'm like the dog with females My brain is corrupt, real life, Hillside I strangle a skank's 'til it's triangular Shape but it's down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or helps you rake in the duckets, I payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm the club But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut
2] Get a million writers of a room combined in it Try to get every idea of every line to spit Every punchline, combination that rhymes with it Bitch, a whole team can't see me, no i's in it Head so big, I shot ten times in it commit suicide in it, took five minutes And I survived shit gonna challenge me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fallacy too You one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally troops, try to boost the morale Only time I a movement's a bowel I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I mean get a rash from it too 'Cause when I say I have allergies, I do But that's just an analogy, I've had a reaction to you
3] Creature the Black Lagoon I reach up and I smack the You're grief that I'm back so soon teacher for this afternoon Creep up a pack of hoodlums We pack a like Capri Sun Heat tucked like we each snuck in a gun We in a submarine bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the room Bieber in a Catholic school Selling dust and when your back is to him Don't adjust speaker I'll cuss the stripes off of a zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag fumes Christina with a plastic spoon While I bump some G-Funk and some Snoop 'Cause her g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me to grab a boob my penis got an attitude My Weiner's in a combative mood and suck a mean one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, you asslicks do you love to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I just a leak suddenly What I think in my gut instinct in sync My and my stomach link up with each other Ink touches the pad, boom! the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite That's basically what me me Creating stink, 'til these are fading ink Who's the greatest? Think we're still debating, ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see Shady And I'll bet ya need cleats 'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray please to make me decent Inhaling the main ingredient of relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna break fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of divas and screamin' 'Cause keep schemin' on me Vading the women at bay Like Peterson, baby fetuses Legs and have been weighted, chained in semen straight demon—and wait! Even if it meat cleavers to make believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to deviant Breakbeat, eat her like steak Emcees take seats AMC theaters ringleader, depraved king Who mainstream hates Which makes things easier, still under Villainous criminal, livin' room the nude Reese Witherspoon Who was bruised, with a broom It's in two pieces, and deceased in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his leapin' it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, waste feces The syllables ooze fecal, they feel renewed leases 'Cause my releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these fools grief, they're feelin' the even if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to fill 'em's a feat A hill and too steep Obey demons, we're still in cahoots Keep feedin' me sheets As soon as I sink these And I'm the loose leaf Time to these trees again Wait, make that repeat again Killin' the leaf, shake these trees again Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and chew The whites and the mixed with nitrus balloons And I to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I give two If they wanna my music to entice with Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare into for a few In a or haze, glazed over, crazed warp loon cased off, always had a straight-forward view But you bozos keep the flamethrower fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more Beast-mode a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it And this has to do with bein' gay, boy It's just where the wordplay's But ain't I can say or do 'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you You say I'm always So if I your way, you're screwed 'Cause if looks could kill, I start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's it back before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees Lightning might be formed fast a frightening forecast! But when you're slightly hoarse, From the or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your 'Cause heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't fuckin' wiping your ass From the night last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up Where your cojones at? Mine are always rode, in fact: They're frozen, you ever a cul-de-sac? So big they fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em
9] Dick so long, need a For that, unroll it and fold it back So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch think in aerobics class The bear you wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my tracks When I appear, my stop Hearts fall in stomach, their spirits drop Careers flop, gears lock, severe shock at the mere thought Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
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