[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of There's not a redeeming at all in me It's impossible, seems like an implausible Positive clean intervene But they're all either altered and Assault and demean, tossed and they're being in the scheme Squashed in-between a machine Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme Suicide bomber that's Grande sing her last song of the evening And as the audience from the concert is leaving Detonates the device to his abdominal region I'm not gonna that, for obvious reasons But your dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go on the beats to a paradox on the beach And a pair of crotchless on a terrorist watch list Gettin' head in the like an embarrassed ostrich Professional shit Bitch watch who you talkin' to, like Apple species in this ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face like disc players Told this chick she's hot as Jada And just stared 'til I made her it Said, "Maybe we just get married." She's facing me, I my feet with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, I hit bare Leave her out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, beads in a split rear Spray Febreze in the hair Make her wheeze get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I a bitch scared And chained to me, and throw the key And she'll be so to leave That if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up enough and strength to get up It's impossible rapin' a slut We butt-naked and fuck You're close, for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, it's you up With salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to stray a pup Hate to get bogged down in But bitch, I'm like the dog pound with My brain is corrupt, life, Hillside Strangler I strangle a skank's 'til it's triangular but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And me in your raps if it makes you a buck Or helps you rake in the duckets, I payment in pub 'Cause I tryna get in your bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million writers inside of a combined in it Try to get every of every possible line to spit Every punchline, every combination rhymes with it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I myself ten times in it Tryna suicide in it, took five minutes And I this shit Someone's challenge me, who? Battle me and win, a fucking fallacy too You name one in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally your troops, try to boost the Only time I start a a bowel I can't even a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap that you When I'm 'bout to out, I don't mean get a rash from it too 'Cause I say I have allergies, I actually do But that's an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Lagoon I reach up and I the moon You're struck that I'm back so soon teacher for this afternoon Creep up with a pack of We pack a punch like Sun Heat tucked like we each in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of Cup of lean up in the padded Justin Bieber in a Catholic Selling dust and when your back is to him adjust your speaker I'll cuss the stripes off of a zebra when I'm at the zoo cleaner 'til I gag from fumes Fuck Christina with a spoon While I bump some G-Funk and blast Snoop her double g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a Plus my penis got an My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood Come and suck a one like it's mad at you I tongue and cheek, what you asslicks do 'Cause you love to eat butt, sad but true
4] I just a leak suddenly I think in my gut instinct become in sync My and my stomach link up with each other Ink the pad, then boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made That's basically makes me me Creating stink, 'til these tats are ink the greatest? Think we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the For you to see beat And I'll bet ya need cleats 'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray please Jesus to make me Inhaling the main ingredient of relievers, and saline I three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of divas and screamin' 'Cause keep schemin' on me keepin' the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, baby Legs and feet have been weighted, in semen straight demon—and wait! Even if it takes meat cleavers to make Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to remain Breakbeat, eat her like meat Emcees take seats like AMC Deranged ringleader, king Who mainstream media Which makes things easier, still under Villainous criminal, livin' room the nude Reese Witherspoon Who was bruised, with a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit with a chewed leash, and his chain-link it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a leak, waste deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, they feel renewed leases 'Cause my releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, simultaneously As I'm these fools grief, they're feelin' the blues 'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to fill a huge feat A and it's too steep Obey these demons, we're in cahoots Keep me blank sheets As soon as I these teeth And I'm killin' the loose to shake these trees again Wait, make that phrase again Killin' the loose leaf, shake these again Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I them and chew them The and the blues mixed with nitrus balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I give two If they wanna license my to entice with Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for recruitment
7] Excuse me I stare into space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed warp cased off, always had a straight-forward view But you bozos keep givin' the fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way rude like a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it And this has little to do with gay, boy It's just the wordplay's goin' But ain't I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm always So if I your way, you're screwed 'Cause if looks could kill, I could start a too I'd murder you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's take it back the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the tees storms might be formed fast Such a forecast! But when slightly hoarse, rasp From the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your While tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' your ass the night before last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up Where your cojones at? Mine are always rode, in fact: They're frozen, you seen a cul-de-sac? So big they fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and it back So difficult to in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat like a yoga mat Make a bitch she's in aerobics class The bear you don't wanna poke its The backbone of rap, your lead singles are my bonus tracks I appear, my peers stop Hearts fall in their stomach, their drop flop, their gears lock, severe shock Fear at the mere Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
Oh, and I'm just ladies, you know I love you I got a for a line