[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the pool
1] Before kicks off, let me set my balls in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every I cross one of these There's not a quality at all in me It's impossible, seems an implausible dream clean thoughts intervene But they're all either and mean Assault and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the Squashed in-between a machine Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist radical Suicide that's seeing Ariana Grande sing her song of the evening And as the audience from the damn is leaving the device strapped to his abdominal region I'm not gonna finish that, for obvious But bring dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a large in the T-shirt and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the to a paradox on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a watch list Gettin' in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich shit sprayer Bitch watch who you to, like Apple wristwear Endangered species in this ABC shit a bit Prey's decreasing, I face like disc players Told this chick she's hot as Jada And just stared 'til I made her it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet with my hips Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, I hit bare Leave her stretched out like a T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, anal beads in a split Spray Febreze in the chick's her wheeze tryna get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a scared And chained to me, and throw the key And be so afraid to leave That even if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit to scrape up enough courage and strength to get up It's impossible like a slut We stay and fuck You're close, wait for you, My idea, you too, it's waking you up With salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to stray a pup to get bogged down in details But bitch, I'm like the dog with females My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler I strangle a neck 'til it's triangular Shape but upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And me in your raps if it makes you a buck Or helps you rake in the duckets, I want in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut
2] Get a million writers of a room combined in it Try to get every idea of every possible to spit Every punchline, combination that rhymes with it Bitch, a team can't see me, there's no i's in it so big, I shot myself ten times in it Tryna suicide in it, took five minutes And I this shit gonna challenge me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally your troops, try to boost the Only I start a movement's a bowel I even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap that you When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash it too 'Cause when I say I allergies, I actually do But that's an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature the Black Lagoon I reach up and I smack the grief struck that I'm back so soon Your teacher for this up with a pack of hoodlums We pack a like Capri Sun Heat tucked we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the padded Justin Bieber in a school dust and reefer when your back is to him Don't adjust speaker I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner I gag from fumes Fuck Christina with a spoon I bump some G-Funk and blast some Snoop 'Cause her g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to a boob my penis got an attitude My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood and suck a mean one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, you asslicks do you love to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I just sprung a suddenly What I in my gut instinct become in sync My thoughts and my link up with each other Ink touches the pad, boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was elite That's basically makes me me stink, 'til these tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take and me layin' in the street For you to see Shady And I'll bet ya they'd need 'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray please Jesus to me decent Inhaling the main ingredient of pain relievers, and I take three Aleves, tryna break fevers, I'm ailing I free of divas and ladies screamin' 'Cause they keep on me Vading the women at bay Like Peterson, baby fetuses and feet have been weighted, chained in semen It's demon—and wait! Even if it takes cleavers to make believers schemes are enablin' me to remain deviant Breakbeat, eat her like steak Emcees take like AMC theaters ringleader, depraved king Who mainstream hates Which makes things easier, under scrutiny Villainous smooth criminal, room With the Reese Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat with a It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit with a leash, and his chain-link leapin' it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a leak, waste deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, feel like renewed leases 'Cause my releases 'em
5] Like excretion, it's simultaneously As I'm these fools grief, they're feelin' the blues even if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to 'em's a huge feat A hill and too steep Obey demons, we're still in cahoots Keep me blank sheets As as I sink these teeth And I'm the loose leaf Time to shake these trees Wait, make phrase repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, these trees again Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I them and chew them The whites and the blues with nitrus balloons And I like to gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I two shits If they wanna my music to entice with Then use the shit like it's the blueprint for ISIS
7] Excuse me while I stare space for a few In a or haze, glazed over, crazed warp loon Mental cased off, always had a straight-forward But you bozos keep the flamethrower fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more Beast-mode like a lawn-mower rolled thru it And this has little to do with gay, boy It's just where the goin' But much I can say or do 'Cause no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm screw-faced So if I look your way, screwed if looks could kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's take it before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees Lightning storms be formed fast a frightening forecast! But when you're slightly hoarse, the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always of your past 'Cause heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't fuckin' wiping your ass From the before last No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat Where your cojones at? Mine are always rode, in fact: They're frozen, you ever seen a So big fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and it back So difficult to wrap in the pro-filactic, it it So I pack a so fat, when I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch think she's in class The you don't wanna poke its back The of rap, your fuckin' lead singles are my bonus tracks When I appear, my peers Hearts fall in their stomach, their drop Careers flop, their gears lock, shock Fear at the mere Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
Oh, and I'm playin' ladies, you know I love you I got a for a line