Luyện nghe bài hát Kick Off

[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"]
I've always looked at battle rap as or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits
I need you to spit lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool

1]
Before this kicks off, let me set my balls in tees
'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I cross one of
not a redeeming quality at all in me
It's impossible, seems like an dream
Positive clean intervene
But all either altered and mean
Assault and demean, tossed and they're being in the scheme
in-between a brainwashing machine
Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist extreme
Suicide bomber that's
Ariana Grande sing her song of the evening
And as the from the damn concert is leaving
the device strapped to his abdominal region
I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons
But bring dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em
I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll make a bitch hijab
And at least a extra in the T-shirt
Headscarf and a of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista
I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach
And a pair of crotchless on a terrorist watch list
Gettin' head in the sand like an embarrassed
Professional shit
Bitch watch who you talkin' to, Apple wristwear
species in this ABC shit a bit scarce
Prey's decreasing, I face extinction like disc
Told this chick hot as Jada Pinkett
And just stared 'til I her think it
Said, "Maybe we just get married."
She's facing me, I my feet with my hips square
Tell her, "Turn around," her legs for me, then I hit bare
Leave her stretched out like a T-shirt on Ric Flair
As I ripped her, anal beads in a rear
Febreze in the chick's hair
Make her tryna get air
I played for keeps, there's no me, I have a bitch scared
And to me, and throw away the key
And she'll be so to leave
That even if she ends up free she'll just sit there
Tryin' to up enough courage and strength to get up
It's impossible like rapin' a
We stay and fuck
close, wait for you, what?
My idea, you too, it's waking you up
With salts after I Quaalude your cup
That'll straighten you up if you try to stray a pup
Hate to get down in details
But bitch, I'm like the dog with females
My is corrupt, real life, Hillside Strangler
I a skank's neck 'til it's triangular
but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut
And mention me in your if it makes you a buck
Or you rake in the duckets, I want payment in pub
'Cause I ain't tryna get in your like I'm waiting the club
But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut

2]
Get a million inside of a room combined in it
Try to get every idea of every possible to spit
punchline, every combination that rhymes with it
Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it
Head so big, I shot myself ten in it
Tryna commit in it, took five minutes
And I survived this
Someone's challenge me, who?
me and win, that's a fucking fallacy too
You name one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*,
You fantasy, rally your troops, try to the morale
Only time I start a a bowel
I can't even a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth
Not a "nah" or a "boo"
'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap you spew
When I'm 'bout to break out, I mean get a rash from it too
'Cause I say I have allergies, I actually do
But that's just an analogy, I've never had a to you

3]
Creature from the Black
I up and I smack the moon
You're grief that I'm back so soon
Your teacher for afternoon
Creep up a pack of hoodlums
We a punch like Capri Sun
tucked like we each snuck in a submachine gun
We stuck in a submarine bun, a bag of shrooms
Cup of lean up in the padded
Justin Bieber in a Catholic
Selling dust and reefer when your is to him
Don't adjust your
I'll the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo
Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag from
Christina with a plastic spoon
While I bump some G-Funk and blast Snoop
her double g-cups are massive, huge!
It's fun for me just to a boob
Plus my penis got an
My fuckin' in a combative mood
Come and suck a mean one it's mad at you
I speak tongue and cheek, what you do
'Cause you to eat butt, it's sad but true

4]
I just a leak suddenly
I think in my gut instinct become in sync
My thoughts and my stomach up with each other
Ink touches the pad, boom!
the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite
That's basically makes me me
Creating stink, 'til these are fading ink
Who's the greatest? Think we're still debating,
ADD, and put out an APB
'Cause take LAPD and me layin' in the street
For you to see Shady
And I'll bet ya they'd need
'Cause I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a
I pray please Jesus to me decent
Inhaling the main ingredient of pain relievers, and
I take three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm
I stay free of divas and screamin'
'Cause they keep on me
Vading keepin' the at bay
Like Peterson, baby fetuses
and feet have been weighted, chained in semen
It's demon—and wait!
Even if it takes meat to make believers
Mistake-free are enablin' me to remain deviant
Breakbeat, eat her steak meat
take seats like AMC theaters
Deranged ringleader, king
Who media hates
makes things easier, still under scrutiny
Villainous criminal, livin' room
With the Reese Witherspoon
Who was bruised, beat with a
It's in two pieces, and lays in it
Bit with a leash, and his chain-link leapin' it
Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it
R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it
a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep feces
The syllables ooze fecal, feel like renewed leases
my brain releases 'em

5]
Like waste excretion, it's
As I'm these fools grief, they're feelin' the blues
'Cause even if my shoes, thieves
Just to fill 'em's a feat
A hill and too steep
Obey these demons, we're still in
Keep feedin' me blank
As soon as I sink teeth
And I'm the loose leaf
Time to shake trees again
Wait, that phrase repeat again
Killin' the loose leaf, shake these trees
Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em

6]
Vicodins, new prints, I them and chew them
The whites and the blues with nitrus balloons
And I like to sniff gluesticks, put on toothpicks
On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a
Who I I give two shits
If they wanna license my music to with
Then use the like it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment

7]
Excuse me I stare into space for a few
In a daze or haze, glazed over, crazed loon
Mental cased off, always had a straight-forward
But you bozos keep the flamethrower fuel
No ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude
like a lawn-mower blade rolled thru it
And this has little to do with gay, boy
It's where the wordplay's goin'
But much I can say or do
'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you
You say I'm always
So if I look way, you're screwed
'Cause if looks kill, I could start a hate-war too
'Cause I'd murder you straight by turnin' the gaze on you

8]
Let's take it back before the pants
To the Nike, Jordan,
The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the tees
Lightning storms might be fast
a frightening forecast!
But when slightly hoarse, rasp
the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps
While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, always reminded of your past
'Cause heiny's sore, that's
you still haven't finished fuckin' wiping your ass
From the night before
No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at
Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat
Where your at? Mine are always being rode, in fact:
They're frozen, you ever seen a
So big they fell out my scrotum, I sowed 'em back

9]
Dick so long, a shoulder-strap
For that, gotta unroll it and it back
So difficult to wrap in the pro-filactic, it it
So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it it's like a yoga mat
Make a bitch think she's in class
The bear you don't wanna its back
The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead are my bonus tracks
When I appear, my stop
Hearts fall in their stomach, their drop
Careers flop, their lock, severe shock
Fear at the mere
are top-tier, I'm so high at the top
I'm in the sky when I
Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop

Oh, and I'm playin' ladies, you know I love you
I got a for a line