[Intro: Eminem & Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So off limits I need you to spit that miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every I cross one of these not a redeeming quality at all in me It's impossible, seems like an implausible Positive thoughts intervene But all either altered and mean Assault and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the Squashed in-between a machine Like an regime, a jihadist extreme radical bomber that's seeing Ariana sing her last song of the evening And as the audience from the damn concert is Detonates the strapped to his abdominal region I'm not gonna that, for obvious reasons But bring dogs, I'ma muzzle 'em I'm not Middle but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a extra in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la I go Hamas on the to a paradox on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a watch list head in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich Professional sprayer watch who you talkin' to, like Apple wristwear Endangered in this ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face like disc players Told this chick hot as Jada Pinkett And stared 'til I made her think it Said, "Maybe we just get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet with my hips her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit bare Leave her out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, anal beads in a split Spray Febreze in the chick's Make her wheeze get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I a bitch scared And chained to me, and throw the key And be so afraid to leave That even if she ends up breaking free just sit there Tryin' to scrape up enough courage and to get up It's impossible rapin' a slut We butt-naked and fuck You're close, for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, waking you up With smelling after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup to get bogged down in details But bitch, I'm the dog pound with females My brain is corrupt, life, Hillside Strangler I strangle a skank's 'til it's triangular but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or helps you rake in the duckets, I want in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million writers inside of a room in it Try to get every idea of every possible line to Every punchline, every combination rhymes with it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot ten times in it Tryna commit suicide in it, took minutes And I survived this Someone's gonna me, who? me and win, that's a fucking fallacy too You name one motherfucker in galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally troops, try to boost the morale Only time I start a a bowel I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap you spew When I'm to break out, I don't mean get a rash from it too when I say I have allergies, I actually do But just an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Lagoon I reach up and I the moon You're struck that I'm back so soon teacher for this afternoon Creep up a pack of hoodlums We pack a punch Capri Sun Heat tucked like we each snuck in a gun We in a submarine bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the room Bieber in a Catholic school Selling dust and reefer when back is to him Don't adjust your I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra I'm at the zoo Huffin' 'til I gag from fumes Fuck with a plastic spoon While I bump some G-Funk and some Snoop 'Cause her double are massive, huge! fun for me just to grab a boob Plus my penis got an My fuckin' Weiner's in a combative Come and suck a mean one it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, what you do 'Cause you love to eat butt, sad but true
4] I just sprung a suddenly What I in my gut instinct become in sync My thoughts and my stomach up with each other Ink touches the pad, boom! the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite That's basically what me me Creating stink, 'til these are fading ink the greatest? Think we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see beat And I'll bet ya they'd cleats 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a I pray Jesus to make me decent Inhaling the main of pain relievers, and saline I take three Aleves, tryna these fevers, I'm ailing I free of divas and ladies screamin' they keep schemin' on me Vading keepin' the at bay Like Laci Peterson, fetuses Legs and feet have been weighted, chained in straight demon—and wait! Even if it takes cleavers to make believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to deviant Breakbeat, eat her like steak Emcees seats like AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, depraved Who mainstream media Which makes easier, still under scrutiny Villainous criminal, livin' room With the nude Reese Who was bruised, beat a broom It's in two pieces, and deceased in it Bit a chewed leash, and his chain-link leapin' it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, they feel like renewed my brain releases 'em
5] Like excretion, it's simultaneously As I'm givin' fools grief, they're feelin' the blues 'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to 'em's a huge feat A and it's too steep Obey these demons, we're still in Keep feedin' me sheets As as I sink these teeth And I'm killin' the loose Time to shake these trees Wait, make that phrase repeat Killin' the loose leaf, shake trees again Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I them and chew them The and the blues mixed with nitrus balloons And I like to gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I influence I give two If they wanna license my music to with Then use the like it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I into space for a few In a or haze, glazed over, crazed warp loon Mental off, always had a straight-forward view But you bozos keep givin' the fuel No one's ever sank lower, shrewd, and way rude Beast-mode like a lawn-mower rolled thru it And has little to do with bein' gay, boy It's just where the goin' But ain't I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm always So if I your way, you're screwed 'Cause if looks could kill, I start a hate-war too I'd murder you straight bitches by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's take it before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees Lightning storms might be formed Such a forecast! But when you're slightly hoarse, the cyphering or-gasp, but still reciting your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past your heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' your ass the night before last No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up your cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you seen a cul-de-sac? So big they fell out my scrotum, I just 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and it back So difficult to in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, I lay it flat it's like a yoga mat Make a think she's in aerobics class The bear you don't wanna its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' singles are my bonus tracks When I appear, my stop Hearts fall in their stomach, spirits drop flop, their gears lock, severe shock Fear at the thought Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
Oh, and I'm playin' ladies, you know I love you I got a idea for a